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Chapter 222 Extra Story 1: Do the tricks ([-])
But it is said that Emperor Jianping died, and Huang Zhaoyi's son ascended the throne, and changed Yuan Qixing.The following year, the emperor ordered the eight ministers to go to the eight holy mountains of Buddhism and Taoism, including Mount Wutai, Mount Jiuhua, Mount Emei, Mount Qingcheng, and Mount Putuo, respectively, to pray for blessings.

At this time, Shen Che's official position was already the supervisory censor. Although he was not a Jinshi, he was despised and criticized by officials with a decent background in private, but the empress dowager trusted him, the little emperor Enlong, and he was very good at life, so he didn't care. It's like a fish in water, and it can be called a smooth rise in just one year.

This time to pray for blessings in the Eight Great Sacred Mountains, Shen Che went to Emei Mountain to pray for the emperor as the censor censor and Jiannan Dao observer.

Because of Shen Che's reputation for flirtatiousness, these local officials all agreed to send him one in a million beauties, either graceful or sensual, or fat or thin, you name it.If Shen Che didn't refuse anyone who came, he might be able to receive twenty or thirty beauties along the way, which is really a blessing.

However, Mr. Shen seems to have turned his back on his evil ways. He just didn't accept any beauties. It was said that Mr. Shen wanted to cleanse his stomach for a few days because he thought it was greasy, but it turned out that he despised those beauties as not in class.

On the day of arriving at the Chengdu mansion, the prefect sent a woman of both sex and art, but Mr. Shen saw it straight, and went to Luan's tent together that night.

But I heard Na Luan's tent saying deeply: "Why did you come out of his house?"

Ji Cheng smiled and said: "He went around begging for beauties. That day on the street my veil was accidentally lifted by the wind. When his subordinates saw it, they wanted to rob me. I had no choice but to follow the plan and sell myself into the house. I got it." The money is enough to build two bridges for the people here."

"Sell yourself?!" Shen Che immediately sat up from the bed, and hurriedly called someone to go to the eunuch's office to fetch Ji Cheng's sell-off contract, "You are so courageous, you are not afraid that he will buy it if you keep it. Do you want to enjoy it yourself?" Shen Che turned over and pressed Ji Cheng to "extort a confession by torture".

Ji Cheng laughed and said, "He won't. Who doesn't know Mr. Shen's reputation as a romantic, with you around, how would he dare to accept the kindness of a beauty like me?"

"You are so courageous." Shen Che bit Ji Cheng's ear lightly and said, "Why did you come so late? Didn't you tell me to join me as soon as you leave Beijing?"

Ji Cheng said with distaste: "It's so easy to go out of Beijing to visit the mountains and rivers. You have all kinds of official entertainment along the way. It's so annoying. Who will have the patience to accompany you. How nice it is for me to be free by myself."

"You little heartless person, don't you miss me at all? Are you afraid that I will be seduced by the beauties sent by those people halfway?" Shen Che gritted his teeth.

Ji Cheng smiled and said: "Of course I'm afraid, but I have great confidence in Mr. Lang." Ji Cheng kissed Shen Che's lips.

Shen Che scolded with a smile: "Little sycophant, since you know how to coax me, you can avoid death, but you can't escape life."

At night, I only heard calls for "begging for mercy" and "help" coming from the tent from time to time, and it took a long time to stop.

Ji Cheng couldn't get out of bed the next day, and Shen Che brought her breakfast on the bed, and fed her personally one mouthful at a time.

It was August, when the autumn oranges in the middle of Shu were ripe, the prefect ordered people to deliver two baskets of bowl-sized golden navel oranges to Shen Che's place early in the morning.

"My lord, please try our 'Ji Cheng'." The housekeeper of the prefect spoke Bashu dialect and pronounced the navel orange as "Ji Cheng".

Shen Che frowned slightly, but the housekeeper didn't know where he violated the lord's taboo, and then said cautiously: "My lord, although our 'Ji Cheng' here is not listed as a tribute, it is no less than That tribute orange is bad. The skin is thin and juicy, sweet and crisp, look at this navel." The butler picked up a navel orange as he spoke, and showed Shen Che the navel under the navel orange, "Look, my lord. The bigger the navel of 'Ji Cheng', the sweeter it is, and the smaller ones are for adults..."

"Shut up." Shen Che reprimanded loudly, he really couldn't hear the word "Ji Cheng" from this person's mouth again.

The housekeeper trembled in fright, but he still didn't know where Shen Che's taboo was violated.

However, Shen Che passed on the word that day, asking his entourage to teach the Shu people serving in the mansion to read the word "navel orange", and anyone who dared to pronounce "Ji Cheng" again would be driven away.

The people below don't know Mrs. Shen Che's boudoir name, they only talk behind their backs that Mr. Shen has such a strange temper, and insists on forcing the people of Shu to speak the dialect of the capital, isn't this embarrassing?

The eunuch was also sober, so he changed the servants prepared for Shen Che from Shu people to people from other places that day, and especially ordered that no one should pronounce the word "navel orange" wrongly.

When Ji Cheng heard about this incident at night, he just thought it was funny: "Why do you suddenly take care of such trivial matters, even caring about what people say?"

Shen Che hugged Ji Cheng and said, "Who am I doing this for? He took a mouthful of 'Ji Cheng' and said 'Ji Cheng' had thin skin, juicy, sweet and crispy, do you think I can bear it?"

"Huh?" Only then did Ji Cheng realize that it was because of offending her boudoir name, no wonder Shen Che was so annoyed.

It's just that it's one thing to be in front of people, but it's another face behind people. Shen Che put Ji Cheng's earlobe in his mouth and said, "Let me taste whether our oranges are thin-skinned, juicy, sweet and crisp..."

Ji Cheng forcefully pushed away the trickster Shen Che: "Didn't you say that someone is hosting a banquet for you tonight?"

Shen Che said: "Just tell them to wait, the sky, the earth, and nature are the biggest for my wife."

Ji Cheng laughed out loud, kicked Shen Che and said, "Let's go, you didn't make enough trouble last night?"

Shen Che kneaded Ji Cheng and said, "I can't make enough trouble in a lifetime." Inevitably, Ji Cheng was succeeded by Shen Che again, thinking how this person is like a hungry wolf all the time, never getting enough to feed.

Shen Che got up and put on his clothes, and kept telling him, "Don't skip dinner. I asked Longan to watch you. I'm afraid you'll be back late tonight. It's cold at night. Tell Longan to guard you and cover you up." Quilt……"

Ji Cheng yawned from exhaustion, and muttered, "Nah."

Shen Che said angrily: "You still despise me? You say you, I ask you to pretend to be my concubine, I can take you all the way, even if I go out to socialize, I can take you with me, and I have someone to take care of me. You are fine, If you insist on ingenuity and ask me to entertain, you won't worry about it."

As Shen Che's wife, Ji Cheng absolutely does not have the principle that a husband should follow all the way when he is on business, but he can serve all the way as a concubine. Because of Shen Che's status, even if Ji Cheng is a concubine, I'm afraid the prefect's wife will come out to accompany her.But now Ji Cheng's status is no longer on the table, and if he goes out with Shen Che to socialize, he won't be respected by others, and maybe he will attract that lustful person.

Ji Cheng was irritated by Shen Che's chaotic reading, and said angrily: "I'm not paper, why are you worried? If you are really worried, why didn't you agree to let me stay in the capital? At home, there are old ancestors watching over you, and Yuqianer and others below, so you can rest assured."

Ji Cheng is also annoying Shen Che, this person's stickiness is really surprising.Wherever he went, he wished he could tie her to his body, and when he went out of Beijing to run any errands, he had to force her to accompany him in one way or another.

After listening to Ji Cheng's words, Shen Che only said "hehe" twice: "I'm even more worried if I leave you at home." This obviously reminded me of the three brothers at home.

Ji Cheng also knew Shen Che's heart knot, so he accompanied him to mess around, but he still said: "You don't trust me like that?"

Shen Che raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not that I don't trust you, I just don't like the way they look at you."

This jealousy is so strong that people are not even allowed to watch it.

Let's say that Shen Che went to the banquet by himself, then Prefect Li invited all the prominent officials and gentry from the Chengdu mansion, so as to have a good time on Shen Che's behalf.I thought that he won the stunning beauty, and he could be regarded as the bridegroom tonight, so he should congratulate him.

Who knew that the stunning beauty did not appear.

Although all these people came here for Shen Che, they also wanted to meet the peerless beauty whom Li Taishou boasted so mysteriously that she looked like a heavenly maiden, and now they had to whisper to each other.

Li Taishou asked Shen Che cautiously: "My lord, but that Tao Niang doesn't like my lord, why don't you bring her out to serve?"

Shen Che said with a faint smile: "Since you have entered my door, you have to abide by my rules. For women, just wait in the house."

(End of this chapter)