Chapter 1045
"Too beautiful!"

"I've never seen such a beautiful variety show!"

"Killing me!"

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The bullet screen is full of messages like this!

At this moment, there are many newcomers, eagerly looking forward to the appearance of new guests, hoping to bring a different feeling!

"Thank you Goudan for the wonderful performance. A few days ago, Teacher Zhang Yueyue also hosted a program called "Mandarin Conference". Clear!"

"Okay, let's welcome Teacher Zhang Yueyue!"

Clap, clap, everyone at the scene applauded, this is a common practice, every guest should be encouraged when they come out, this has nothing to do with popularity, it's just the most basic etiquette!
When Zhang Yueyue appeared on the stage, everyone cheered up!

This show is not like other variety shows, it relies on popular stars, the most important thing in this show is jokes, lip service!
Even if you are a superstar, if you tell a good joke, it will be useless. On the contrary, even if you are an unknown person, if you tell a good joke, you will be loved by thousands of people!

One advantage of such a program is that the audience has a sense of expectation no matter who they are, and the proportion of popularity in some people's minds is very low, very low!

Because of this, this program gave many people the opportunity to show their talents!
"It's an honor to be on this show, really, very honored, I can finally run on Zhang Yanggang!"

Zhang Yueyue raised her hand and said!

Everyone laughed out loud!

The camera gave a close-up of Zhang Yanggang, it was his fat face with a depressed expression!
"Ha ha!"

"Killing me!"

"I like watching others hurt Zhang Yanggang the most!"

"Look at Zhang Yanggang's expression..."

"Speechless Zhang Yanggang!"

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"Just kidding, let's compare the two of us. Take a look. Zhang Yanggang is my senior brother. Teacher Yanggang plays football. It is a scene in our Guangyuan. When Teacher Yanggang comes on stage, everyone is watching. You have never seen it before." In that scene, more than [-] players from both sides will chase only one person, and only the masculine person will be chased, and the ball will not be kicked, so just kick him alone!"

Zhang Yueyue said!

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed!

"Why is Zhang Yanggang so hated?"

"If you don't play football, play Zhang Yanggang...I want to play this kind of football too?"

"What a miserable Zhang Yanggang!"

"What is the rule? Is it more than who kicked Zhang Yanggang?"

"I want to sign up, I want to go to Guangyuan, next year I want to take the entrance examination of Guangyuan, just to kick Zhang Yanggang!"

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"This later affected the career development of the two of us. In order to protect himself, Mr. Masculine studied legal knowledge every day. He secretly swore that I would seek an explanation for today!"

Zhang Yanggang thrust his fist across his chest upwards!
"Haha, so that's how "Today's Statement" came about!"

"As for me, I started my path of exploration. I wanted to use scientific methods to verify why more than 20 people chased and beat one person. Is this a loss of morality? Or a distortion of human nature?"

Zhang Yueyue said!

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed!

"This is how "Approaching Science" came about!"

"This paragraph is absolutely dead!"

"Who wrote this joke?"

"Cattle fork!"

"Great!"

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"it is good!"

Zhang Yanggang actually applauded too!

"Let's not talk about being masculine, Mr. Huang is my senior. I never understood why you, Mr. Huang, are so popular?"

Zhang Yueyue looked at Teacher Huang!

The camera turned to Mr. Huang, and Mr. Huang spread out his hands, as if to say: "I am also very helpless, I don't know why I am popular?"

"His commentary skills are very simple, except for shouting and shouting about soul possession, which is confusing without creativity. After Goudan said it, I realized that it was poverty that limited his imagination!"

The crowd laughed!

"Golden sentence!"

"Isn't that what Xu said? Poverty limits his imagination!"

"This is advancing with the times!"

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"Some people always say that our "Approaching Science" is pseudoscience. I don't understand. Why do we have pseudoscience? Which one of us is possessed by a soul? We talked about this country ghost in one episode. Do you have any impression? Everyone You must have an impression after laughing. The answer to this mystery is that some people snore very loudly. Everyone remembers it. Some people say it’s unscientific. I think it’s very scientific. !"

Zhang Yueyue pointed at Teacher Huang and said!
Teacher Huang has a depressed expression on his face!

everyone. . . . . . .

"This bend is a bit big!"

"This is turning a corner and hurting people!"

"Killing me!"

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"Finally, Feng Baobao, the captain of the national football team, is very kind. He even shook hands with us when we passed by. Anyone who knows football knows which team the national football team was most afraid of before!"

"Team Korea!"

"Team Korea!"

"Team Korea!"

The audience below were very cooperative, and they all immediately said it in unison!

"Feng Baobao trained in South Korea before. After Feng Baobao came to the national football team, he defeated the South Korean team many times. This is all thanks to Feng Baobao. It is because he promoted the advanced national football technology to South Korea that we defeated the Korean team. This is the power of cultural export. There are 13 billion people in the country, and there are not so many people running against you, and the whole country running against you is only 9 million."

Zhang Yueyue said!

The crowd laughed!

"It's so funny!"

"I knew it would hurt the national football team in the end!"

"The national football team deserves what they deserve!"

"Killing me!"

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Zhang Yueyue is also very happy, this show is simply too good to make him liked by so many people!

"Thank you everyone, I'm Zhang Yueyue!"

Zhang Yueyue came off the stage and gave Feng Baobao a hug!
The audience applauded non-stop!
Next, Zhang Yueyue and Zhang Yanggang embraced, and Zhang Yanggang lifted his hand away with a look of disgust, making everyone else laugh!

"The backlight is also clear, illuminating your beauty. This program is sponsored by Skyworth Mobile!"

"Next up is my beloved Super Dan!"

Zhang Yanggang said!

As soon as these words came out, the audience was boiling!

If you want to say who is the most popular present, then Super Dan is definitely one of the best!
Although this year's Super Dan has an affair scandal!
But his powerful record is still vivid for those who like him!

Super Dan is the 2004 Olympic champion, the 2008 Yanjing Olympic Games, and the men's singles champion.The first player in the history of badminton to combine Olympic Games, World Championships, World Cup, Sudirman Cup, Thomas Cup, Asian Games, Asian Championships, All England Championships, National Games and multiple World Badminton Super Series champions The double-lap Grand Slam player, known as the first brother of Chinese badminton, and one of the four kings of badminton in the world.

Super Dan has created too many legends, two Olympic champions, four world champions, five world champions, etc., and finally achieved super full championships!

Super Dan's technical characteristics are pull-and-hang assault, fast start-up speed, and strong explosive power. He holds the racket with his left hand and mainly uses pull-and-hang assault. flexible.

The most admirable thing is that he shows the military style, the spirit of hard work and persistence, and the domineering spirit of who else is it!
The most shocking thing is his super long peak period. He basically broke the limit of what an athlete can achieve. He even dominated the badminton world for more than ten years!
Also because of his existence, Chinese badminton is a strong sport!
So when Super Dan appeared on the stage, the cheers were very enthusiastic!

(End of this chapter)

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