Chapter 1051 Hot Dog
"The next thing that will appear is the hot dog!"

As usual, there were a lot of applause!
Hot Dog is a well-known stand-up comedian!

"Hi everyone, I am a hot dog, although I am a hot dog, please don't eat me!"

Hot Dog introduces himself!
The crowd laughed!

"Eat you...do you really treat yourself like a hot dog?"

"Looking at your stupid appearance, you can't keep your mouth shut!"

"I'm pretty confident!"

"It's impossible to eat you, you look too ugly!"

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"Today, there are professional sportsmen, commentators, and world champions, right? In fact, I am also an athlete. I have participated in the plank competition in our gym, and I am the champion. After all, I am the boss!"

Hot dog spit!

The crowd laughed!

"boss......."

"I can't tell, he's still a rich man!"

"Is this an advertisement?"

"Can the boss win the championship? It really can!!!!!!"

"The young man spoke well!"

"Ok, Ok!"

"It's okay to write this passage!"

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"On a certain program, Teacher Zhang Yueyue made a classic slip of the tongue. The score was [-] to [-]. He said that it was [-] to [-]. I didn't think about it. Teacher Zhang Yueyue has been getting closer to science and far away from mathematics all these years!"

The hot dog complained!
Teacher Zhang Yueyue looked a little embarrassed!
"Killing me!"

"Stay away from math . . . . "

"Tucao sharp!"

"I give full marks to this complaint!"

"I really admire Fuyun for being able to write so many jokes!"

"Killing me!!!!!!"

"I can't breathe from laughing!"

"Everyone in "Tucao Conference" is an expert at telling jokes. So far, no mistakes have been made. This is strength!"

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"Ms. Huang is known as the roaring emperor of the sports world. In fact, Mr. Huang is very humble in daily life. Many years ago, Mr. Huang once wrote a book called "Fight Like a Man"!"

"Call yourself like a man!"

The hot dog complained!
Teacher Huang laughed, and the wrinkles on his face were undoubtedly revealed, one after another, criss-crossing!
"Like a man..."

"funny!"

"Poor Teacher Huang!"

"This joke is well written, I really admire Fuyun, his ability to write jokes is really strong!"

"I laughed inexplicably!"

"Teacher Huang's expression brightened!"

"Sharp rants, professional rants for 30 years, but the most important thing is good jokes!"

"Killing me!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

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"You're too polite, Mr. Huang, I think you are very likely to be!"

The hot dog continued!
The crowd laughed!

"so bad!"

"It's a good make-up, very good!"

"As expected of Fuyun's joke, it's just that bad!"

"I think it's very likely that you are..."

"I laughed inexplicably!"

"Poor Teacher Huang, Teacher Huang's expression is bright!"

"Sharp rants, professional rants for 30 years, but the most important thing is good jokes!"

"I admire Fuyun for being able to write such an awesome joke!"

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"Ms. Huang left the explaining position on impulse back then, and recently wrote a book called "Football Is Not Round at All". Look at how unfamiliar the business has been without work for too long!"

The hot dog is ruthless!

Teacher Huang applauded desperately!
Everyone laughed too!

"so bad!"

"Forgive me for not being able to help laughing again, it's so funny!"

"The title of this book is amazing!"

"Business is so unfamiliar..."

"Poor Teacher Huang!"

"Why do I have the feeling that Mr. Huang has become the main coffee?????"

"I agree, Mr. Huang has become the main character now. There's nothing wrong with him. Mr. Huang is a football commentator. To complain about him is equivalent to complaining about football!"

"Teacher Huang was shot while lying down!"

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"Fuyun, the supreme god of Internet literature, has a very high height in the Internet literature world. How high is it? It's like Feng Baobao of the national team!"

The hot dog complained!
"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed!

"This passage was really written by Fuyun?"

"Floating Cloud is too ruthless, even he is black!"

"Give Fuyun a thumbs up!"

"66666666666!"

"Floating Cloud is awesome!"

"There's nothing wrong with this sentence. Fuyun is the supreme god in the Internet literary circle, and Feng Baobao is the boss of the national football team. The only pity is that I can't see Fuyun's expression!"

"It's so funny!"

"I didn't expect "Tucao Conference" to be so funny!"

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"Football players often say that we have no culture, but we have knowledge. Yes, knowledge is power, but you are too weak in power!"

The hot dog complained!
The crowd laughed!

"It's crooked!"

"God's turn!"

"Knowledge is power 66666666!"

"I can't accept it!"

"Fuyun's jokes are as sharp as ever!"

"Ok, Ok!"

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"Feng Baobao, the midfielder of the national football team, his job is to defend. Many people say that he is weak in defense, and he is called an eye-catching defensive back!"

The hot dog talks and moves!
Feng Baobao laughed!
"Ha ha!"

"No, no, no, I laughed so hard that my tears were about to fall!"

"Fu Yun also did her best for Hei Feng Baobao!"

"How many nicknames does Feng Baobao have after today? The eye-catching defensive back really makes me laugh!"

"Poor Feng Baobao!"

"It's so pleasing to the eye!"

"Fuyun is really a talent, a very, very powerful talent!"

"For Fuyun, I can only be convinced in capital letters!!!!!!"

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"As a professional coach, I can see that you just lack exercise!"

The hot dog continues to make up for the knife!

"Ha ha!"

"Killing me!"

"Yes, you just lack exercise!"

"Darkness knows no bounds!"

"Poor Feng Baobao!"

"3 minutes of silence for Feng Baobao!"

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"Today I am really honored to be on the same stage with these athletes, commentators, and world champions. My dream is to become a long-distance player. I think athletes should not pay attention to past achievements, but only focus on the present, and constantly break through their own limits or the bottom line of fans. !"

The hot dog complained!
Everyone was about to burst out laughing!

"Another turning point!"

"Sure enough, the style of Fuyun as always!"

"Killing me!"

"Bottom line for the fans, I burst out laughing when I heard this!"

"666666666!"

“The hot dogs are awesome!”

"Hot dogs are fine, but appearances are not acceptable!"

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"In the end, I hope that the Feng team and the national football team will get better and better. Don't carry too many things in the future, enjoy football, and retire when it's time to retire!"

The hot dog complained!
Everyone laughed again!

"You can still play for your country after retiring. Our gym lacks coaches!"

The hot dog continued to complain!
Everyone laughed again!

"Okay, thank you everyone!"

Hot Dog bowed to everyone, and since then his part is over!

Everyone applauded, and the applause lasted for a long time. Hot dogs are worthy of talk shows, and they are very familiar with "Tucao Conference"!

Everyone in the live broadcast room also gave him a high evaluation, and many people also gave him a reward. Although not as much as Fuyun, it is also a good extra piece for hot dogs!

(End of this chapter)

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