Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 567

People were stunned when they saw Li Zhijie on stage, wearing a Scottish skirt, holding orchid fingers, swaying when he walked, and looking effeminate.

"This look..."

"Sissy!"

"Looks pretty good."

"Where did Xu Qian find this person?"

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"Clap clap clap!"

There was another round of applause.

Li Zhijie looked at Xu Qian carefully: "I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!"

There was a burst of laughter.

Xu Qian: No, we eat.

Li Zhijie: Damn. . . . .For dinner?
Li Zhijie's expression is very exaggerated, and the ending sound is very long.

There was another burst of laughter.

"Who is this funny?"

Xu Qian: Isn't it like?
Li Zhijie: "It's not like that!"

Xu Qian: I said. . . .Girl, this meal is very important.

Everyone laughed, Nima, what a girl!

Li Zhijie: Well, whoever you call a girl is a pure man.

The crowd roared with laughter again.

Because Li Zhijie even said that he is a "pure man", but his gestures are full of girlishness.

Such a contrast made everyone grinning.

"This effect is very good!"

Seeing the audience's reaction, Sister Ha breathed a sigh of relief.

She actually knew how funny this skit was, but she was afraid that the two newcomers would not perform well. After all, it was the first time for them to attend the Spring Festival Gala, but now it seems that the effect is not bad.

"This Xu Qian's training ability is really strong!"

Sister Ha knew that Xu Qian had only been rehearsing this skit for less than a week, but it was incredible that he was able to train these two so well.

She now believes the outside world's evaluation of Xu Qian: "The child of the miracle!"

Xu Qian: That. . . . .How about such a dress, how do you wear a skirt?
Li Zhijie: This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it is not a skirt, these are not capri pants. Look, do they have legs? . . . .Oh my god, I missed it in a hurry to wear it, oh my god, I said there is no crotch in the aisle?
The crowd laughed again.

"This is so funny that I don't even know if the skirt is going wrong!"

"Where did you find this joke?"

"Hands and gestures are full of girlishness."

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It can be said that Li Zhijie's performance was very good, and he successfully established the image of "Little Zhijie" through language and body movements.

This also preliminarily confirms the protagonist status of "Little Zhijie". It can be said that the protagonist of the book "Not Bad Money" is "Little Zhijie". Obviously, he did succeed in the end.

Xu Qian: Alright, leave that leg for Minger, haha, I said, young man, let me tell you, I invite an important guest to dinner today, you must treat him well.oh-
Li Zhijie: No problem!
Xu Qian: Come on, let me ask you, this, your hotel, how much does it cost to have a meal in a hurry?
Li Zhijie: Why are you so impatient?
There were sparse applause again at the scene!
Xu Qian: No, I mean order the most expensive ones.

Li Zhijie: One or twenty thousand.

Xu Qian: One, two, one, twenty thousand?
Xu Qian's performance was very good, showing that kind of cramped and guilty conscience.

Li Yuner: Lord!
At the same time, she said in her heart: "It's not easy, it's finally my turn to speak."

"That's good, it's much easier to say less."

Xu Qian: So what? Is there such a situation where you finish your meal today and come to check out tomorrow?
Li Zhijie: IOU!

Xu Qian: No, I am not an IOU, I am not short of money, if you have money, give it!
everyone. . . . . . . . . .

Nima, this is a slap in the face to pretend to be fat!

The audience all have the perspective of God, so they naturally know how embarrassed Xu Qian is right now.

At this time, Master Feng was also a little surprised: "This Xu Qian is amazing!"

Although Master Feng is a crosstalk actor, since his partner left him, he has been constantly seeking new ideas and changes over the years. He has also made comedy movies, crosstalk dramas, and even dabbled in sketches.

So he still has a lot of research on sketches, and he also has a very right to speak!
It is precisely because of his understanding of sketches that he knows how difficult it is to be like Xu Qian.

It can be said that Xu Qian's skit can make the audience laugh almost every word he utters. He has only seen this kind of skit with dense laughs in his life!

Li Zhijie: What do you mean?
Xu Qian: tip

everyone. . . . . . .

Li Zhijie: Oh my god, uncle, you are so bright, you are so handsome!
"I just want to laugh when I hear this guy!"

"This guy is hilarious."

"Where did you find this joke?"

Xu Qian pretended to be indifferent and said: 100 yuan is handsome. Let me tell you, it’s not for nothing. When the guests arrive later, you must give me face, understand?When it's time for me to order, you have to carry the order for me.

Li Zhijie: What are you doing?

Xu Qian: It's both face and face, but you can't spend too much, if I order expensive dishes. . . . . . .

Li Zhijie: I will say it. . . .No chant!

Xu Qian: Oh my god, you are so powerful, come... come, bring... I'll give you another 30!

The crowd roared with laughter again.

"Nimma, it's too funny."

"This skit is so fun!"

"This Xu Qian and this sissy cooperate really well."

Li Zhijie: Let me explain it to you, hey.

Xu Qian: Thank you!

Li Zhijie: Don't worry.

Li Yuner: Grandpa, I'm a little hungry.

Li Yun'er was a little speechless: "It's finally my turn to speak again, is it easy to say a line?"

Xu Qian said proudly: Are you hungry?Come to a bowl of noodles!

At this moment, he was already sitting on the sofa.

Li Zhijie: Well, 78 a bowl.

everyone. . . . . . .

The audience all wanted to see what Xu Qian's face looked like now, and it turned out that his face was very dark.

"This Xu Qian performed well!"

Xu Qian: What kind of noodles, so expensive?

Li Zhijie: Scotch braised noodles!

The crowd laughed again.

"I can't help laughing when this guy talks!"

"It's so fucking funny."

"I've never seen such a funny person!"

Xu Qian: This, isn’t the bittern expensive?

Li Zhijie: You don't need money.

Xu Qian: Then you come to a bowl of marinade, taste the saltiness first, okay, go quickly, go quickly.

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

The audience felt that Xu Qian was too shameless, and he would order stew if he didn't need money.

Netizens on the Internet are even more crazy.

"Nimma, 666666666!"

"Learned a new posture for ordering food!"

"Next time I go back to the restaurant, I will order some stew!"

"Learned new ordering skills!"

"Pose up!"

Li Zhijie: Mom, I've never been there before.

Everyone was happy again.

Xu Qian: That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have been here already.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"This restaurant is in bad luck."

"If this scammer came earlier, the restaurant might have closed down."

"Xu Qian is really a big pit, so fucking wicked."

"I guess this sissy is going to cry to death."

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Li Zhijie: Old man, I want to say that the noodles don’t need money, but if you want noodles, you pay them back! (Xiaoshenyang goes out to get brine)

Li Zhijie showed his helplessness to the fullest.

Xu Qian: Come on, stand up, and tell you, the Avenue of Stars teacher Li will come later, you must give me a face, this is the best chance in life, you know?Grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"Xu Qian is worthy of being a big pit!"

"This skill of talking nonsense with eyes open is almost at the full level."

The audience can tell the age of the goddess Li Yuner at a glance, at most she is in her twenties, isn't she still wearing a ponytail?
Li Yuner: Grandpa, how old am I?

Xu Qian: I have trained your father for more than 30 years.

Everyone is happy again!
"Soga!"

"I see!"

"This excuse 6!"

"Nimma, who came up with this word?"

"It's amazing."

Xu Qian: Your father is a semi-finished product. I have already trained him to be the head of the cultural station. You must surpass him. Are you confident?

Li Yuner: Yes!
Lee Yoona is standing at attention now!

She thought to herself, "Finally it's my turn to perform."

Xu Qian: Express your determination.

Li Yuner: I ordered that the waves of the Honghu Lake hit the waves, and the waves of the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Each wave is stronger than the last wave, so shoot my dad on the beach!
Xu Qian: I have ambition!

There was thunderous applause at the scene.

"The goddess is so funny!"

"Xu Qian's expression is the highlight!"

"The goddess expresses determination 66666666!"

"It's the first time I've seen the funny goddess."

"Shoot my dad on the beach..."

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Li Zhijie: Oh, here we come.

Xu Qian: Come on, drink this marinade first, the child is hungry.

Li Yuner: Oh, grandpa is a bit salty

Xu Qian: It’s okay, I’ll drink the whole bowl of water to go.

Li Zhijie: Free water, right?

Xu Qian: Just boiled water.

Li Zhijie: Really picky!
At this time, there was thunderous applause at the scene. Teacher Li appeared on the stage. Why is the surname Li?
(End of this chapter)