my beautiful apprentice
Chapter 100 Lolicon is not a disease
Chapter 100 Lolicon is not a disease
"What about dinner? Don't you know how to cook?" Qian Jiang asked in surprise.
Zhou Feifei sighed helplessly: "When my wife went out at noon, she didn't tell me that there was no food at home. Why can't we just eat?"
"What? There's no food at home? Then let Yun Hui go shopping. When Su Qian went out, didn't Yuan Yao come to pick her up? She didn't drive." Qian Jiang said.
"Are you really her master? Don't you care too much about her? She went to school early this morning, haven't you noticed that she is not at home?" Zhou Feifei said speechlessly.
"Of course I knew she wasn't at our house. I thought she had gone back to her own house. Wait, you said she went to school? How did she get there? Walk down the mountain and then take a car?" Qian Jiang asked in surprise.
"My wife sent her down the mountain in the morning. The senior sister was worried that she would be arrested by you to work again today, so she ran away to school. Now you are the only one who can drive at home." Zhou Feifei said.
Qian Jiang's egg hurts in an instant, how could it become like this?
Lin Xiaomao said at this time: "Master, you don't know how to buy vegetables, do you? It's okay, you drive me to the vegetable market, and I will go shopping."
"Are you kidding? I don't even know how to buy vegetables? What do you think of me?" Qian Jiang immediately vetoed.
"Okay, then go on your own, I'll continue playing games." Kitten Lin bounced away.
Zhou Feifei also smiled: "Master, then you should go quickly, it's already past four o'clock, it's late, and the dishes are not fresh."
Just like that, Qian Jiang stood at the door of the vegetable market inexplicably, and then got confused, what to buy?Who can tell me what to buy?What do we usually eat at home?The things on the dinner table seem to be different from those in the vegetable market.
"System, is there any life guide or something like that? How should I buy groceries?" Qian Jiang began to ask the system for help.
"No."
Shit, even the system is gone?Sure enough, grocery shopping is a very profound knowledge.
Call back and ask Zhou Feifei?Forget it, I can't afford to lose that person.
"Honey, have you gone home?" At this moment, Qian Jiang received a call from Su Qian.
"No, I must go back a little later at night, please help me and pick up the child for me." Su Qian said.
"Huh? Pick up the child? Have you ever had a child before?" Qian Jiang felt that he was not well.
"What are you thinking?" Su Qian said angrily, "My brother, my sister-in-law said that I have something to do today, and my brother is in the army, so let me pick up the child, and I will put her photo and school address on your phone. "
Qian Jiang breathed a sigh of relief: "Your brother, I really can't tell, your brother already has children."
"Okay, I'm still busy, hurry up, school will be over in half an hour." After finishing speaking, Su Qian hung up the phone.
Shit, don't hang up in such a hurry, what about my grocery shopping?Qian Jiang also wanted to push the grocery shopping to Su Qian.
Forget it, let's pick up the kid first, what if the kid knows how to buy groceries?
By the way, when you get the child, buy it again and take him with you. At that time, even if you bought a lot of inexplicable things, just push them all to the child, and just say that the child wants to eat or not. Hahahaha, man is a genius!
Driving to the elementary school that Su Qian mentioned, the surroundings of the school were really crowded, and there was still some distance between the school, so Qian Jiang had to stop, otherwise there would be no place to park at the school gate.
He got off the car and came to the school gate. It seemed that school would be over for a while. Qian Jiang took out a cigarette and lit it, and squatted down in a corner.
Just after smoking a cigarette, a student appeared at the school gate. Qian Jiang immediately took out his mobile phone, compared the photos, and then started looking for the little girl, muttering: "Su Xinyao, Su Xinyao, Su Xinyao..."
"Uncle, are you looking for Yaoyao?" At this time, a little girl asked beside Qian Jiang.
Qian Jiang turned his head and saw a little loli, she should be a student in this elementary school. This little loli is quite beautiful, but unfortunately, Qian Jiang has no interest in this kind of little loli at all.
Qian Jiang nodded: "Well, do you know her?"
"I know you." Little Loli said with a smile.
"Oh, that's great, I'm looking for her, can you tell me where she is?" Qian Jiang asked.
"No, the teacher said, don't trust strangers casually, you have to tell me what is your relationship with Yaoyao first." Little Lolita said very seriously.
Seeing this little loli speak so seriously, Qian Jiang almost didn't laugh, and told me her location after mentioning my relationship with Su Xinyao?Then I just make up one, don’t you know?
Qian Jiang decided to tease her: "Well, since you want to know so much, then I'll tell you."
Little Lolita immediately put on an appearance of listening carefully.
"Actually, I'm a lolicon!" Qian Jiang said.
"Nani?" Little Lolita was shocked.
"I'm a lolicon." Qian Jiang repeated.
Little Lolita complained: "It's not that I didn't hear, I just wanted to ask about your relationship with Yaoyao."
"I am a natural lolicon. The strike zone for women is between the ages of seven and 12. That is to say, in my eyes, only elementary school girls are the opposite sex. Although the lower limit will be adjusted occasionally, the upper limit is absolutely impossible. The elementary school students praised it!" Qian Jiang put on a terrifying expression: "It feels like anyone can do it, even you!"
Little Lolita was so frightened that she almost wanted to run away.
"Lolicon is not a disease, it's a way of life!" Qian Jiang stood up and yelled.
"Are you a pervert?" Little Lolita asked in horror.
"I also know that I am a pervert, but Yaoyao accepts me like this, so Yaoyao is my best friend, okay, tell me quickly, where is Yaoyao!"
At this time, little Lolita calmed down, while countless parents of students around were staring at Qian Jiang, some even took out their mobile phones and were ready to call the police.
Oops, the game is too big, Qian Jiang is ready to run away.
"I'm Su Xinyao, who are you?" Little Lolita asked very calmly.
Qian Jiang suddenly felt that his brain was not working well: "Are you Su Xinyao?"
Qian Jiang took out his mobile phone and compared the photos, it seems that they really do look alike.
"The photo in your hand is mine from last year." Su Xinyao said.
So that's the case, Su Qian is really, don't you know that children grow up fast?It's time to play something wrong.
"I'm Su Qian's husband. You should call me uncle. If you don't believe me, I'll call your aunt now and tell her." Qian Jiang was so embarrassed at this time that he was called by a primary school student. played.
(End of this chapter)
"What about dinner? Don't you know how to cook?" Qian Jiang asked in surprise.
Zhou Feifei sighed helplessly: "When my wife went out at noon, she didn't tell me that there was no food at home. Why can't we just eat?"
"What? There's no food at home? Then let Yun Hui go shopping. When Su Qian went out, didn't Yuan Yao come to pick her up? She didn't drive." Qian Jiang said.
"Are you really her master? Don't you care too much about her? She went to school early this morning, haven't you noticed that she is not at home?" Zhou Feifei said speechlessly.
"Of course I knew she wasn't at our house. I thought she had gone back to her own house. Wait, you said she went to school? How did she get there? Walk down the mountain and then take a car?" Qian Jiang asked in surprise.
"My wife sent her down the mountain in the morning. The senior sister was worried that she would be arrested by you to work again today, so she ran away to school. Now you are the only one who can drive at home." Zhou Feifei said.
Qian Jiang's egg hurts in an instant, how could it become like this?
Lin Xiaomao said at this time: "Master, you don't know how to buy vegetables, do you? It's okay, you drive me to the vegetable market, and I will go shopping."
"Are you kidding? I don't even know how to buy vegetables? What do you think of me?" Qian Jiang immediately vetoed.
"Okay, then go on your own, I'll continue playing games." Kitten Lin bounced away.
Zhou Feifei also smiled: "Master, then you should go quickly, it's already past four o'clock, it's late, and the dishes are not fresh."
Just like that, Qian Jiang stood at the door of the vegetable market inexplicably, and then got confused, what to buy?Who can tell me what to buy?What do we usually eat at home?The things on the dinner table seem to be different from those in the vegetable market.
"System, is there any life guide or something like that? How should I buy groceries?" Qian Jiang began to ask the system for help.
"No."
Shit, even the system is gone?Sure enough, grocery shopping is a very profound knowledge.
Call back and ask Zhou Feifei?Forget it, I can't afford to lose that person.
"Honey, have you gone home?" At this moment, Qian Jiang received a call from Su Qian.
"No, I must go back a little later at night, please help me and pick up the child for me." Su Qian said.
"Huh? Pick up the child? Have you ever had a child before?" Qian Jiang felt that he was not well.
"What are you thinking?" Su Qian said angrily, "My brother, my sister-in-law said that I have something to do today, and my brother is in the army, so let me pick up the child, and I will put her photo and school address on your phone. "
Qian Jiang breathed a sigh of relief: "Your brother, I really can't tell, your brother already has children."
"Okay, I'm still busy, hurry up, school will be over in half an hour." After finishing speaking, Su Qian hung up the phone.
Shit, don't hang up in such a hurry, what about my grocery shopping?Qian Jiang also wanted to push the grocery shopping to Su Qian.
Forget it, let's pick up the kid first, what if the kid knows how to buy groceries?
By the way, when you get the child, buy it again and take him with you. At that time, even if you bought a lot of inexplicable things, just push them all to the child, and just say that the child wants to eat or not. Hahahaha, man is a genius!
Driving to the elementary school that Su Qian mentioned, the surroundings of the school were really crowded, and there was still some distance between the school, so Qian Jiang had to stop, otherwise there would be no place to park at the school gate.
He got off the car and came to the school gate. It seemed that school would be over for a while. Qian Jiang took out a cigarette and lit it, and squatted down in a corner.
Just after smoking a cigarette, a student appeared at the school gate. Qian Jiang immediately took out his mobile phone, compared the photos, and then started looking for the little girl, muttering: "Su Xinyao, Su Xinyao, Su Xinyao..."
"Uncle, are you looking for Yaoyao?" At this time, a little girl asked beside Qian Jiang.
Qian Jiang turned his head and saw a little loli, she should be a student in this elementary school. This little loli is quite beautiful, but unfortunately, Qian Jiang has no interest in this kind of little loli at all.
Qian Jiang nodded: "Well, do you know her?"
"I know you." Little Loli said with a smile.
"Oh, that's great, I'm looking for her, can you tell me where she is?" Qian Jiang asked.
"No, the teacher said, don't trust strangers casually, you have to tell me what is your relationship with Yaoyao first." Little Lolita said very seriously.
Seeing this little loli speak so seriously, Qian Jiang almost didn't laugh, and told me her location after mentioning my relationship with Su Xinyao?Then I just make up one, don’t you know?
Qian Jiang decided to tease her: "Well, since you want to know so much, then I'll tell you."
Little Lolita immediately put on an appearance of listening carefully.
"Actually, I'm a lolicon!" Qian Jiang said.
"Nani?" Little Lolita was shocked.
"I'm a lolicon." Qian Jiang repeated.
Little Lolita complained: "It's not that I didn't hear, I just wanted to ask about your relationship with Yaoyao."
"I am a natural lolicon. The strike zone for women is between the ages of seven and 12. That is to say, in my eyes, only elementary school girls are the opposite sex. Although the lower limit will be adjusted occasionally, the upper limit is absolutely impossible. The elementary school students praised it!" Qian Jiang put on a terrifying expression: "It feels like anyone can do it, even you!"
Little Lolita was so frightened that she almost wanted to run away.
"Lolicon is not a disease, it's a way of life!" Qian Jiang stood up and yelled.
"Are you a pervert?" Little Lolita asked in horror.
"I also know that I am a pervert, but Yaoyao accepts me like this, so Yaoyao is my best friend, okay, tell me quickly, where is Yaoyao!"
At this time, little Lolita calmed down, while countless parents of students around were staring at Qian Jiang, some even took out their mobile phones and were ready to call the police.
Oops, the game is too big, Qian Jiang is ready to run away.
"I'm Su Xinyao, who are you?" Little Lolita asked very calmly.
Qian Jiang suddenly felt that his brain was not working well: "Are you Su Xinyao?"
Qian Jiang took out his mobile phone and compared the photos, it seems that they really do look alike.
"The photo in your hand is mine from last year." Su Xinyao said.
So that's the case, Su Qian is really, don't you know that children grow up fast?It's time to play something wrong.
"I'm Su Qian's husband. You should call me uncle. If you don't believe me, I'll call your aunt now and tell her." Qian Jiang was so embarrassed at this time that he was called by a primary school student. played.
(End of this chapter)
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