my beautiful apprentice

Chapter 234

Zhang Nanshi is going crazy?When she was in the audience just now, she heard Shen Bingling boasting that Qian Jiang could produce a good song casually, she really had no choice but to get Qian Jiang on the stage, but now she told She Qian Jiang was born with tone insufficiency, so how can she play this?
Seeing Zhang Nanshi was also dumbfounded, Qian Jiang could only cough himself: "I have a bit of a cold today, my throat is not at home, or I won't sing?"

"But you are already on stage, you have to perform a show, right?" Zhang Nanshi said.

Qianjiang's egg hurts, why do you want to perform?Not to mention, I am tone deaf, what program do you want me to perform?Let me talk about Duan Sanguo in this concert?
Zhang Nanshi looked at Qian Jiang with a pleading look, she couldn't just let Qian Jiang go like this, what would happen on stage if Qian Jiang left like this?The other stars didn't even say hello, how bad would it be to call them up?

Except for a small number of people in the audience who followed suit, most people didn't care and didn't say anything, as if there was no Qian Jiangdu on the stage, and even for them, it was considered good if they didn't blow people down.

"Uncle, please help me delay as long as possible, please." Zhang Nanshi begged.

Qian Jiang sighed helplessly, what kind of evil did this do: "Then let me tell you a little joke?"

There were some impatient people in the audience, but after hearing what Qian Jiang said, it's okay to think about it. A small joke will take up a few minutes?never mind.

Zhang Nanshi is very asshole, what is this?Little joke?Could it be that your joke is over before I get to the stage?I'm looking for someone to save the game, can't you play something a little longer?
Sighing, Zhang Nanshi continued to stay on the stage, her mind spinning rapidly. After Qian Jiang's joke is finished, should Shen Bingling sing another song, and then she go find someone?You can't still count on Qianjiang, can you?This guy doesn't seem to be very reliable. The most annoying thing is that he has a tone deafness, which is really useless.

Now that things have come to this point, Qian Jiang is going to resist, delaying time, alone?Qian Jiang decided to have a long stand-up comic. As for whether he can finish the talk in the remaining time, that is not something Qian Jiang considers, anyway, just use the time to deal with it.

As for why Qian Jiang just said a little joke?Qian Jiang was really afraid that if he said that he would be bombarded for a stand-up comic, there is no Guo Degang in this world, and the cross talk is so sluggish, talking about cross talk at a concert?It would be strange not to be scolded to death.

"It is said that there is an ethnic group in the north of our country who can ride and shoot well - the Manchus. By the end of the Ming Dynasty, they developed and prospered. From Nurhachi to Huang Taiji, they established the strength of the Qing army to enter the pass. Later Dorgon led his troops into the pass, ruled the Central Plains, and unified The world has stabilized the foundation of the Qing Dynasty. There were twelve emperors in the Qing Dynasty, but there were thirteen reign titles, which were called "Thirteen Dynasties."

what's the situation?Everyone is confused, isn't it easy to tell jokes?Isn't that how the joke starts?

Some people have seen Qianjiang talk about the Three Kingdoms on TV, and suddenly they have a very bad feeling that if they can hear the stories of the Three Kingdoms, they can also hear the stories of the Qing Dynasty. However, this depends on the occasion, so watch it on TV How much did it cost?Listening to history here in concert?Is this going crazy?Especially in the front row, there are thousands of tickets, just come here to listen to this history, isn't it a waste of money?

"In the thirteen dynasties of the Qing Dynasty, Qianlong was the one with the most stories and jokes. Qianlong was the reign name. His surname was Aixinjueluo, his name was Hongli, and his temple name was Qing Gaozong. Anyway, Qianlong, Hongli, Qing Gao Zong, it's him, it's the same thing!" Qian Jiang explained the protagonist of the story.

Qian Jiang coughed, and then said: "From the "Jade Spy" of the Qing Dynasty, that is, the "family tree", his father is Yongzheng, and his mother is the noble concubine Niu Hulu. It is said that Yongzheng is not Qianlong's relative. dad."

All the audience in the audience were dumbfounded. Just now, many of them were planning to scold the street. What kind of history is a good concert talking about?But when they heard this big news suddenly, everyone swallowed their words again. Is this guy going crazy?Actually said that Yongzheng and Qianlong were not father and son?
"Of course I heard it too. I didn't see it with my own eyes. I didn't catch up with that time." Qian Jiang said with a smile, since he didn't knock him down now, it would be much easier to handle, take your time.

Qian Jiang said: "At the beginning, Concubine Yugui gave birth to a daughter. In fact, it is the same to have a boy and a girl. Now there are many families who like to have a girl, but it was different at that time. She was afraid that other concubines would never give birth. She gave birth to a son and became the crown prince of the Eastern Palace. Didn't she sit sideways? Coincidentally, Chen Zhongtang's family gave birth to a son. Somehow, the girl born to Concubine Yu was the same year, same month, same day, and same hour .”

"Hey, let's all get together! Concubine Yugui privately asked Chen Zhongtang to take his son into the palace to have a look, and then take him out after watching it. Hey, I changed it! This is the folklore of "exchanging a phoenix for a dragon." ". Later, when Qianlong grew up, he was also a gossip. He heard about this kind of thing, but he didn't take it seriously. If you think he doesn't take it seriously, no one else cares about that nosy business!"

"Again, he himself can't be more serious. Why? When he shouted, the emperor's two fathers. Hey, that... How ugly! After thinking about it, come on, I might as well be bored. Qianlong endured it."

As the story slowly developed, the audience in the audience was really fascinated. At the beginning, there were a few awkward moments, but after a few laughs, all their attention was put into the cross talk.

Zhang Nanshi was also dumbfounded, what about the joke?Isn't this playing with her?She was still waiting for this little joke to end, and then she asked Shen Bingling to deal with it and then sang a song. She called foreign aid, why did this joke have been told for more than half an hour?
Shen Bingling also looked at Qian Jiang speechlessly, and then quietly stepped off the stage. She was also thinking about what she could do to help, but it has been half an hour in the blink of an eye, so she is still standing here stupidly ?

Seeing Shen Bingling run away, Zhang Nanshi also stepped down from the stage.

"How long until the concert ends?" Shen Bingling asked.

Zhang Nanshi took out her mobile phone and looked at it: "There is still an hour, I don't know if this uncle can hold on, let's go to Aunt Su Qian... Sister? Bingling, what should I call it? The one on the stage must be Call yourself uncle."

"Nonsense, of course I'm calling you elder sister. If someone came to save you and called you auntie, would you like it?" Shen Bingling said disdainfully, "Don't worry about that funny guy on stage."

Shen Bingling nodded, and then the two of them shrank backstage, looking for Su Qian's whereabouts, finally found Su Qian, and called Su Qian to the backstage.

"What, your father is in the hospital?" Su Qian asked in surprise, and then remembered: "I said, why did that bastard come to the stage to talk about stand-up comedy?"

"Sister Su Qian, do you agree to save the scene?" Zhang Nanshi asked.

"When will the man in the stands get off the stage? Well, you see, he's already smoked, and he probably won't want to come down for a while." Su Qian pointed to the stage and said.

(End of this chapter)