Super Red Packet

Chapter 141 Homecoming
"Yes, making your opponent mentally retarded is equivalent to making yourself smarter. The two effects are the same. In the heavens, we call this relative exercise." Nezha said in a scholarly tone.

Depend on!The heavens have also come up with this physical term!
When Meng Xiaoben heard it, it was more attractive to make his opponent mentally retarded than to make himself smarter!He hurriedly asked: "Yes, yes, I would rather let the opponent become mentally handicapped! The opponent is stupid, I am very useful and have a sense of accomplishment. Tell me quickly, how to operate?"

"It's actually very simple. I used to play this trick with Xiaotiangou before. The specific method of operation can be summed up in one sentence, which is to give the opponent some 'foolishness'."

"Stupid to the opponent?" Meng Xiaoben was almost astonished for the second time: Nezha, you have a flash of light in your head!What a brilliant idea.

Only people with extremely evil intentions can come up with such great ideas!
Brother Nezha, you and I are really like-minded!

"First of all, you have to collect foolishness and gather on the control group of officials. The specific operation is as follows: you find a pig, put the control group of officials on the pig, and then, you silently recite 'a cross in the middle, and the two face each other to fight spirit spirits. .Three calls to the Canopy Shuai, who is in a hurry to attach you like a law. A thousand catties of copper chains, a thousand catties of iron chains, first lock the pig's head, then lock the pig's feet, hey!' After reading, pat the pig's buttocks three times, and it's done."

"And then? In other words, the pig's stupidity is focused on controlling the officials?"

"Hahaha, brother Meng, you are really savvy! That's the reason."

Meng Xiaoben was very excited, held the phone in his hand, and thought about it: Ouyang Hanqiao, Ouyang Hanqiao, don't you have a high IQ?Are you not a doctor?Aren't you the director?You played tricks on me, don't you feel like you stand out from the crowd in front of me?

Okay, okay, you wait, this time, I will let you stand out from the crowd?
I'll beat you straight back to the pig's den!

Yes, it is necessary, call back to the pig's den, "Let you be with the pigs and live in style!"

Meng Xiaoben made up his mind and acted immediately.

Where can I find a pig?

In Jiangcheng City, there is no one who raises pigs.

There is a slaughterhouse on the outskirts of the city.

where to?
It is estimated that it is not convenient.

What do you say to others when you go to the slaughterhouse?Just say, I want to find a pig, pat the pig's butt?

That's as ridiculous as slapping a woman's backside.It's an unacceptable request, people will think I'm mentally ill.

No, you can't go to the slaughterhouse.

So, go to the countryside?

It's not easy either.

Find a farmer, give them some money, and say, "Lend me your pig?"

Hahaha, are you a pervert?Do you have any obsessions?
Not at all.

After much deliberation, I only returned to my rural home.

At home, my mother and sister-in-law fed several pigs.I go home to visit relatives, live at home, and I have a lot of opportunities to do that.

Ok.

Meng Xiaoben said to Yifei: "Yifei, it's hot, come back to my hometown with me to escape the heat, okay?"

He didn't mean it, but he had to ask, otherwise, Yifei would have to follow.

Yifei was shaking her head and listening to the music. When Meng Xiaoben said this, her eyes widened: "Me? Go home with you?"

"Yes, both husband and wife will go home."

"Bah! I won't go to your countryside to smell the manure!"

"If I don't go, I won't go. I will go back by myself. My house is leaking. I will find a few workers from the city and go back to fix it." "Do enough in advance.

It worked, and he escaped from the house, took a taxi, and went to Jiangtian Group.

When Dong Guojia saw Meng Xiaoben coming, he immediately instructed his secretary to lead Meng Xiaoben to pick up the car.

Bentley is placed in the parking lot in front of the group building.

A group of employees gathered around the Bentley and said, "Whose new car?"

"I heard that the car was confiscated by the customs, and it was just sent to the company."

"Is the chairman getting a new car?"

"It must be, who else is equipped with this kind of car?"

Meng Xiaoben saw that the people surrounding the car were the people from the cleaning team and the security department.

He walked over generously, separated from the crowd, and waved to the secretary: "It's none of your business, you can go back."

Meng Xiaoben pressed the remote control, opened the car door, sat in quickly, and started the engine.

Not bad, really good, just not bad, it feels like a prince.

A car worth 800 million yuan is different from a car worth 8 yuan!
It is even more different from the 8 yuan motorcycle!
Meng Xiaoben nodded in satisfaction, rolled down the window, and shouted out of the car: "Get out of the way!"

The security department and the cleaning team were completely stunned!

This car turned out to belong to Meng Xiaoben!
A group of people came to their senses and gathered around the car.

"Don't drive, don't drive. Today, your car can't be driven." A security guard said loudly.

A group of people crowded around the car door and the car door, shouting loudly:
"Minister Meng, open the car and let us go in and have a seat!"

"Yes, open the door and take us for a ride!"

"I've seen a Bentley since I was born, but I haven't touched it. I'm going to sit in it today!"

"Yes, if you don't let Minister Meng go, you must open the door."

There was a burst of sound, and the front of the car was squeezed, making it impossible to start.

Meng Xiaoben poked his head out of the door: "You take turns, four people at a time."

After some strife, the four victors crowded into the car.

Meng Xiaoben drove the car around the parking lot.

Stop the car and change to another group of people.

After going back and forth four times, I finally got rid of this group of guys.

Meng Xiaoben drove out of the group compound, flew straight onto the highway, and went straight to the suburbs.

Two hours later, Meng Xiaoben returned to Mengjia Village.

The villagers had just finished dinner and were enjoying the shade under the big tree. Some were chatting on the road, and many children were running and playing on the village road.

A brand new car entered the village, but it was a big event that immediately alarmed the whole village.I don't know who ran to the village committee, imitating the tone of the village chief, and yelled into the loudspeaker: "All villagers pay attention, all villagers pay attention, there is an important announcement, there is an important announcement, at the door of Doctor Meng's house, A new car has arrived, new, I don’t know what brand it is, everyone, go and see it, everyone, go and see it. It was driven by Dr. Meng’s son, Meng Xiaoben, and it is Meng Xiaoben from Dr. Meng’s family..."

Doctor Meng is Meng Xiaoben's father who passed away.

Meng Xiaoben had just parked the car in front of his house, and before he got out of the car, a group of adults and children surrounded him.

"Xiao Ben, you're back!"

"Xiao Ben, what car? I've never seen it before!"

"Oh, look at this sign, it must be an Eagle car, what an Eagle!"

"Eagle, you are paralyzed! If you draw an eagle, it is an eagle card? If you draw a force, it is a force card?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Accountant Chen, who was wearing glasses, squeezed over, straightened his reading glasses, bent down to look carefully for a while, and spelled slowly: "B, Ben, le, y! I know, it's the Benlei card."

A young man squeezed over and pulled Accountant Chen away, "Accountant Chen, don't be ashamed of yourself there. Why don't you like it? It's a Binli, Bentley, you know? The most expensive car!"

"Bentley!"

People seem to have heard the name!

"how much is it?"

"How much do you ask? Do you want to buy it? If you sell your ancestral grave, you can't even buy a wheel!"

"How much is that?"

"The cheapest one is more than 700 million, and the top one is 1500 million. You know, 1500 million!"

"Paralysis, our whole village has been growing crops for ten years, and we can't even buy one!"

The village chief, Meng Laosan, heard the news and rushed to Meng Xiaoben with a wheezing voice.

"Xiao Ben, Xiao Ben, you don't even need to call the village before you go back to the village. The village is ready to prepare. Just take a look at you, you are too much treating third uncle as an outsider."

(End of this chapter)