Super Red Packet

Chapter 169 General General Turtle World Third

Hahahaha!

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help it, and became happy.

"Okay, okay, let's stop here. If you spread the word to me, I'll take your thing off first, tell you to 'finish' forever, and then expel you from the security team."

The fat man suddenly became serious, "Captain, don't worry, although I am a fat man who likes to joke, when encountering things, what is light? What is serious? I still know it in my heart, don't worry, this matter ends with me."

Meng Xiaoben took out 1000 yuan from his wallet and threw it to the fat man, "You and Xiao Zhang, five hundred yuan each."

The fat man was overjoyed, quickly took the money, and picked it up, "Thank you Captain, thank you Captain."

Meng Xiaoben came out of the guard room, and cursed inwardly as he walked: You vixen, you come to make trouble again while I'm not at home!

Meng Xiaoben returned to the house, walked into the basement, and patted the floor lightly.

The little turtle slowly emerged from under the floor.

It seemed to have just woken up, its eyes were half-closed, and it stretched out sleepily, "Brother Meng, you're back!"

"What happened last night?"

"Last night, Sao and Fox came again and made a fuss for a long time, knocking here, patting there, making me so noisy that I didn't sleep well, so I slept till now."

"You just let it run away? Why don't you cast some spells to catch it?" Meng Xiaoben asked puzzled.

"I don't want to offend that person. It and I belong to the Earth Immortal, and we are both working hard to cultivate, and we want to climb to the throne of the Supreme Immortal. Neither of us wants to damage our skills because of unnecessary things." Guan Ji looked up high.

"Not enough friends." Meng Xiaoben had nothing to do with the little turtle.

"This fox always comes here to make trouble, disturbing the family's safety, please help me find a way." Meng Xiaoben patted the little turtle on the back.

The little turtle sighed, "My skill is not as good as this vixen, I can't fight it. I think your skill is very strong, I will help you with a trick to catch it."

"Quickly tell me, what tricks do you have?" Meng Xiaoben asked anxiously, his heart brightened when he heard this.

"Foxes belong to beasts. Beasts in the mountains are most afraid of one thing, and that is trapping it. You might as well trap the fox, and maybe you can catch it." The little turtle shook his head and said, with Zhuge Liang's demeanor.

"What kind of bad idea is this? Do you think you set a trap to trap a pheasant? That's a vixen who has been practicing for thousands of years. It can't be fooled by you."

The little tortoise chuckled, "You don't understand? I can cast some spells to trick the fox."

"That...that's great, let me just say, our little turtle will never be helpless." Meng Xiaoben hurriedly praised it.

The little turtle was praised, and raised his head arrogantly, "Don't be hypocritical here! Hurry up and go to the mall to buy a strong steel wire."

"Okay, you rest at home, I'll go right away."

Meng Xiaoben hurried out of the basement to the guard room.

"Fatty, go to the store and buy a steel wire. Longer, thinner, the stronger the better."

When the fat man heard this, he tilted his head and laughed happily: "Captain, why are you buying rope? Are you trying to trick a ghost?"

"Don't ask questions if you are paralyzed, go quickly."

Fatty got the order and drove straight to the store.

Half an hour later, the fat man came back with a reel of shiny steel wire in his hand.

The steel wire is of good quality, very strong, very elastic, very soft and thin.

Meng Xiaoben carried the steel wire, went into the basement, called out the little turtle, and showed it the steel wire.

The little tortoise looked very proud: "It's this kind of steel wire. Alright, fairy, tonight, I'll make you look good."

The little turtle twisted the wire into a looper.

When Meng Xiaoben saw it, he praised "professionalism".It turned out that when Meng Xiaoben was in his hometown, he had seen the traps made by hunters in the village for pheasants and roe deer.

"You are professional, little turtle!"

The little tortoise is a master who loves to listen to praise, his mouth is bigger than his head for joy, but he still maintains his modesty: "It's average, the third in the turtle world. Don't flatter me here, there is still one thing missing."

"what's that?"

"Go, buy a roast chicken!"

"Buy roast chicken?" Meng Xiaoben was taken aback for a second, and then he reacted immediately and slapped his thigh, "You son of a bitch, you really have an idea."

Meng Xiaoben ran to the guard room again, "Fatty, hurry up, run again. Go to the street and buy a roast chicken."

"A roast chicken?" The fat man swallowed, "One, just one?"

"Okay, two, I'll give you one, and you'll have dinner."

When the fat man heard this, he was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. He immediately ran out of the door, got into the car and ran away.

After a while, the fat man brought back two oily and fragrant roast chickens.

The fat man handed the smaller one to Meng Xiaoben, and carried the bigger one to the guard room.

"Did you give me a small one? You kept a big one?" Meng Xiaoben scolded with a smile.

"Captain, if you don't tell me, I'll understand. The roast chicken is for the female ghost, and it's cheaper for her to eat a small one."

This fat man really has nothing to do with him, he is very shrewd, nothing can escape his eyes.

"Captain, I'll have dinner first. After eating, I'll take a nap first. In the evening, I'll accompany the captain to catch ghosts."

"Aren't you afraid? The ghost will eat you and pull you like this—" Meng Xiaoben pinched the two legs of the roast chicken and pulled them outward.

"I have an electric baton, I'm afraid it will do something! It's nothing to worry about a little ghost. Captain, at night, just watch me show my hands in front of you!"

Meng Xiaoben thought to himself, you are such a bear, you are still fucking catching ghosts!Tonight, I will take you with me to see what a bear you are in front of ghosts!Let's add some jokes to everyone.So, Meng Xiaoben pretended to trust him: "Well, it depends on your performance tonight. You are not allowed to marathon on the spot!"

"It's just a little devil, I can easily catch it."

The fat man raised the roast chicken in his hand, with great pride, he blew it to a diameter of [-] meters.

Meng Xiaoben took the roast chicken to the basement, "Little turtle, I bought the roast chicken."

When the little tortoise saw the oily roast chicken, it was so greedy that its saliva flowed out. It stretched out its claws, grabbed a piece of meat from the roast chicken breast, and threw it into its mouth. "It's delicious, I haven't eaten such a good thing for a long time."

"If you help me catch this goblin, I'll buy you a roast chicken every day from now on."

"Is it true?"

"With a word from Xiao Ben, a dead horse is hard to catch."

"Don't regret it," said the little turtle, blinking his eyes while munching on the roast chicken.

Seeing the little turtle eating the roast chicken vigorously, Meng Xiaoben hurriedly stopped it: "You ate all the roast chicken, can you still use it to attract foxes?"

The little tortoise then stopped talking, wiped its greased paws on the floor, and said with a smile, "I can only practice spells when I'm full."

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly handed it a napkin.

The little tortoise wiped its paws and said, "I'm full. I'll sleep on the floor first. There must be a good show tonight."

Meng Xiaoben returned to the living room and said to the two sisters: "Tonight, I am going to catch the goblin."

Yifei didn't believe it, she looked at Meng Xiaoben, her mouth twitched, her body trembled, "You can catch the goblin? This, I really can't believe it."

(End of this chapter)