Super Red Packet

Chapter 174 Fatty's Performance

Because her body is tilted, when she jumps up, she always leans in one direction, so she draws circles on the balcony, jumping around and around, like a marionette, doing wonderful performances on the stage.

Just as Meng Xiaoben was about to stand up, the little turtle suddenly opened its mouth and bit him.

Meng Xiaoben understood that the little turtle meant to calm him down.

Meng Xiaoben sat down again.

But the fat man couldn't bear it.

Seeing that the goblin was caught, the fat man had no strength to fight back, so he couldn't help but get excited: My fat man lost his chain last night, and today I have to save face. In front of the captain, this is a good opportunity for me to perform. If you don't make a move, when will you wait?

"Kill!" The fat man jumped up suddenly, holding a baton in his hand, and rushed to the balcony door.

Meng Xiaoben was stunned by Fatty's actions, and wanted to stop Fatty, but it was too late, Fatty's round body, like a bursting balloon, rolled straight towards the door.

Fatty ran and shouted loudly: "Fairy, Hugh is running wild, Fatty is coming!"

The fat man opened the door, rushed to the balcony, and yelled, "Fairy, you have done a lot of evil, and you are full of evil. I am a celestial master with magic in my body. Today, I am here to arrest you under the order of the Supreme Lord. If you don't hurry, you will be arrested." So as not to be beaten!"

The goblin stopped beating and looked up at the fat man.

The two looked at each other.

A smile appeared on the fairy's face.

The fat man's expression was rather dull, holding a baton in his hand, pointing at the goblin's face, looking at that posture, he was very mighty and awesome.However, Meng Xiaoben saw the problem, the tip of the baton trembled slightly under the moonlight.

One could tell at a glance that the fat man was shaking, and how many legs there were in his body were shaking non-stop.

Meng Xiaoben is angry, you dare to rush to the front and pretend to be aggressive if you have the courage to do so?
Since you're pretending, I won't help you.I'll just sit aside and watch you make a fool of yourself.

The fat man was indeed very scared, but he knew it well: Meng Xiaoben was sitting in the living room, and he would definitely not let the fat man die. At the critical moment, Meng Xiaoben would make a move.

"Where did the monster come from? Dare to come and make trouble in my house." The fat man shouted loudly.

The goblin suddenly laughed, her laughter was like that of an 18-year-old girl, her delicate voice was tender and refreshing: "giggle, giggle..."

When the fat man saw that the goblin ignored him and treated him like nothing, he became angry, and shook the baton in his hand upwards, making a gesture of waving it over, "The goblin is looking for a beating, why don't you answer me? Don't you dare to despise me?" I’m fat? I’m a celestial general wizard, and I’m here to arrest you under the order of my master. You can catch you quickly, and maybe your life can be spared. If you persist in your obsession, the Wujin magic stick in my hand will beat you in an instant Into meatloaf!"

Fatty is righteous, full of righteous indignation, righteous and high-spirited, people who don't know his details think he is a real hero.

After hearing what Fatty said, the goblin softened her attitude, cast a wink at Fatty, and suddenly said, "Master Immortal, what kind of fairy are you?"

When the fat man heard this, he thought to himself: Ask me where is the god?Well, I have to report to a big family, otherwise it will look down on me.

"I'm Dan Tong, a disciple of the Supreme Old Monarch! Today, under the order of the Old Monarch, I come to subdue you!"

Hearing this, the goblin smiled like a flower, stretched out her orchid finger, pointed at the fat man, and said softly: "It turns out that Dantong came down to earth. My master went to heaven to report to work many years ago, and he became a sworn brother with Dantong. Then , counting from this, in a generation, you are my uncle."

The fat man thought to himself: This goblin is here to marry.It seems that I was stunned and scared.

"Yes. Counting it, about three years ago, there was a goblin on the ground who went to the Jade Emperor of Heaven to report the work of the goblin. After the report was completed, he went to the Taishang Laojun's garden to play, and sworn brothers with me. Unexpectedly, you turned out to be the apprentice of my foster brother!"

The fat man grinned along, speaking in a really dignified manner.

The goblin thought that the fat man had been fooled, so she twisted the attractive waist, and looked straight at the fat man's lower part with infinite affection in her winking eyes.

The fat man was a little puzzled, so he quickly lowered his head to check: What's wrong with me?Is the chicken rack door open?
No, the fat man is neatly dressed.

But what is she looking at?
"Fairy, why don't you catch me without a fight? What are you looking at me? Are you trying to seduce me with seduction? I, Dantong, have never been close to women. You are wishful thinking!"

The goblin giggled, laughed again, and pointed to the fat man's leg: "Look, there is a little snake on your leg."

When the fat man heard it, he looked down again:
Not good, the big thing is not good, a small white snake is coiled on the fat man's leg.

The fat man has been afraid of snakes since he was a child. When he saw a snake, he fainted.

At this time, the fat man was flustered and lowered his head, trying to knock the snake off his legs with a baton.

With a wave of his hand, the baton deflected, and instead of hitting the little snake, he hit his own toe.

The baton sent out a string of lightning, which made the fat man jump up.

The goblin was also taken aback when he saw the lightning flashing from the baton: This fat man, you can't underestimate him.He has an artifact in his hand.Is it a lightning bolt borrowed from Lei Gong and Dian Mu?

The goblin took two steps back, and suddenly pulled his hand out of the steel ring, leaning against the balcony railing, leaning back slightly, protruding the scenery in front of his chest, smiling like a flower, and singing like a warbler: "Dantong, you His artifact is so powerful, I am so scared."

The fat man became angry with embarrassment: "Bold goblin, you actually laughed at me! Watch me give you a stick!"

As he said that, the fat man didn't care about the little snake on his leg anymore, he swung his stick forward, straight at the goblin's face, and swung it down.

The goblin's figure was very agile, she dodged to the side, dodged the tip of the stick, stretched out her jade hand, and grabbed the baton.

Seeing that the baton was caught, the fat man pulled back hard, trying to pull the baton back from her hand.

Seeing this, the goblin smiled and gave it away.

The fat man exerted a lot of strength, but the goblin suddenly let go of his grip, and fell backwards.

The fat body, like a millstone, fell on the balcony all at once, shaking the wooden balcony twice, making loud noises.

Meng Xiaoben was about to stand up to save the fat man, but the little turtle bit him tightly, signaling Meng Xiaoben not to worry.

Meng Xiaoben had no choice but to sit down again.

The goblin covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "Uncle, your legs and feet are not good. How did you fall down on such a flat balcony? Come on, let the apprentice help you up."

As the goblin said, she jumped two steps, came to the fat man, bent down, stretched out her jade hand, and held the fat man's hand.

The fat man's butt hurt from the fall, and he almost shed tears. He was grinning and rubbing his butt, when suddenly the goblin came forward.

The fat man only felt a scent coming out of the goblin's collar and directly into his nose.

He felt refreshed all over his body, and his body was almost numb: so cool, so cool, like hugging a girl with yellow flowers.The fat man couldn't help but took two deep breaths. His hand was held by a soft little hand. He suddenly felt weak and couldn't hold the little hand. He was only held by the little hand, very passively.

The goblin bent down, deep in the neckline, into the fat man's face.

The fat man squinted and saw the two giants under the white gauze shirt.

(End of this chapter)