Super Red Packet

Chapter 207
Do you want a pen?
Why put on airs like this?
Meng Xiaoben took out a ballpoint pen from his pocket and dropped it on the little turtle's paw.

The little turtle picked up the ballpoint pen, and lightly wrote two words on the small piece of paper: "bridal chamber."

Sitting there, Lin Yun didn't know what the little turtle wrote on the paper, but from the conversation between the two, he felt that the two were in the same group, as if they were going to play tricks on her together.

She couldn't help raising her vigilance:

Want to play tricks on me?Go back to kindergarten and practice for a few more years!

After the little turtle finished writing, he stretched out his hand again, "Give me another piece of paper."

This time Meng Xiaoben was very surprised: You have already built a house, why do you care what I need paper for?
"Do you still want a piece of paper?" Meng Xiaoben asked strangely.

"Of course I need a second piece of paper! I've already made a house for Mr. Jinghua, and I'm going to make another for you, Meng Xiaoben."

This hateful little turtle, isn't it obvious that he wants to get into trouble with me?
You make two houses, the policeman lives in one, and I live in one. They are independent of each other and do not invade each other. How do you survive this long night?
The little tortoise continued to stretch out its claws, blinked, and smiled, with a very hateful expression, the kind of expression that wanted to be beaten.

Meng Xiaoben almost exploded with anger, wishing he could kick the little turtle into the river.

However, Meng Xiaoben had to hold back, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, little turtle, I only have one piece of paper, and I really don't have any other paper."

The little turtle laughed loudly: "I knew you would say that, you boy, as soon as you raised your tail, I knew you would pull a few dung eggs! You can't hide it from my god with your flamboyant intestines!" The tortoise's eyes? You kid must have evil intentions to pollute this pure police flower."

When Lin Yun heard it, what were these two guys talking about!It's getting messier and messier.

Meng Xiaoben clasped his hands together and made a bow to the little turtle, "Master tortoise, no no, Mr. tortoise, please be respected by Meng Xiaoben. Please be sure to prepare the bridal chamber quickly and let our bride enter the bridal chamber."

The little turtle laughed again, "Okay, I see that you are still humble, so I will help you this time."

As the little turtle said, he put the little paper house on the stone, folded his hands together, and muttered something, but he didn't know what he muttered.

Lin Yun secretly watched the performance of the two of them.

As the little turtle chanted, I saw that little piece of paper gradually growing up on the rock, getting bigger and bigger, at first it was the size of a washbasin, and gradually, it was the size of a table, and finally it turned into a very beautiful building. The house stands in front of everyone.

This is a small tile-roofed house with blue bricks, two windows, and a door. The window is pasted with a double happiness window grille, and the door is pasted with a window grille that attracts wealth and treasure, and there is a big blessing character.

On the left and right sides of the door, there is a couplet posted.

The first couplet is: The police flower beauties are ashamed and say all blessings to heaven and earth;

The second line is: The red envelope Kuaishou happily embraces the beauty.

On the top of the door lintel, there is a horizontal inscription: "God tortoise is a matchmaker."

Now, Lin Yun completely believed that he was facing two goblins.

"You, you are, are you a goblin?" Lin Yun stood up in shock, took a few steps back, and put on a stance, ready to fight.

Meng Xiaoben did not expect such a big reaction from Lin Yun.

He originally thought that Lin Yun would be surprised and delighted when he saw these miracles, but he didn't expect Lin Yun to regard him and the little turtle as goblins.

What about this?
The new house has been built, the bridal chamber has been arranged, but the bride has turned her face!
Only then did the big chain be called off.

Seeing this situation, the little turtle clapped his hands and laughed loudly, "Haha, Meng Xiaoben, Meng Xiaoben, you kid bragging to me all day, what are you talking about, as long as you do a little trick, all the beauties in the world will bow down to you!" Under your jeans! How is the matter in front of you? Your bride is quitting, your bride is going to divorce! Hahaha! Tonight, little turtle, I will just watch the excitement of you two!"

Meng Xiaoben didn't panic when he was in battle, he didn't panic when things changed, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without blinking, he said to himself secretly: Calm down, calm down, why panic?I, Meng Xiaoben, possess unique skills and a face thicker than a city wall. In this world, I was originally invincible!

Facing the beautiful woman in front of me, I can't use all my skills. How could I be willing to hit the girl I like!If I don't hit her, let her hit me.

I want to make use of my thick skin.

He smiled and walked slowly towards Lin Yun.

"I said Lin Yun, don't get excited, let alone be afraid."

Seeing Meng Xiaoben walking towards her, Lin Yun took two steps back and shouted loudly: "Don't go forward, if you take another step forward, I'm going to attack you."

Meng Xiaoben stopped and waved at her, "Come here, come to me, you slap me hard and slap me a few times, and then you experience the feeling of your hand. In the face of a man, or in the face of a goblin?"

Lin Yun said vigilantly: "Don't play tricks with me. Playing these small tricks with the police is purely tricks. I have seen many of your tricks, and I have taught this class in school."

Meng Xiaoben patted his thigh, "Oh, my mother, why is it so difficult to build trust between people! I, Meng Xiaoben, am a masculine man, and what I do is straight. Where's the goblin!"

"You are not a goblin, what are you? You and your bastard turned into a house in a blink of an eye, isn't this a goblin?"

"You misunderstood! This is a spell, this is a special function. Have you ever seen a spell? You have always seen a special function. You have heard of it! Don't talk about conjuring a house, just conjure a building, my little turtle It can be done."

"Okay, since you can conjure a building, then you conjure a helicopter? Take us to Jiangcheng City."

When Meng Xiaoben heard this, he shook his head: "Helicopters are not allowed. I don't have a driver's license. It's very difficult to get a pilot's license."

Lin Yun was speechless, seeing that Meng Xiaoben was very sincere, he was a little relieved: supernatural power?

Maybe, Meng Xiaoben is really a person with supernatural powers?
These days, quantum satellites have been launched into the sky, and the famous quantum goblins have begun to play a practical role in people's technological life. What is so magical and incomprehensible?
Think about it too, forget it, just trust him once.Look at this Meng Xiaoben, although he is obscene, he is not a bad person.Not bad at least.

"The house has been built, please go in and have a rest!" Meng Xiaoben said respectfully.

Lin Yun thought for a while, and there was no other way at the moment, so I went into the house to take a look and see what tricks they were playing?

Lin Yun walked slowly towards the door.

There are two big red lanterns hanging on the door, making the front of the door bright red, coupled with the couplets and window grilles on the door, everything looks joyful, and it really feels like a bridal chamber.

Lin Yun couldn't help feeling a little hot on his face, did I enter the bridal chamber in a daze?
While hesitating, Meng Xiaoben pushed her behind her, "Go in and have a look! It's well decorated inside."

(End of this chapter)