Super Red Packet

Chapter 219 Imperial Chicken

As the little tortoise said, he stretched out his two front paws, folded his palms together, and murmured to the roast chicken:

"The patriarch ordered the spirit chicken for me,

My master ordered Lingji for me,
You are not a mortal chicken,
It was ordered to turn into a consecrated chicken.

clear every day,

open gradually,

I ordered chicken head and peaches,
The old man under the moon is in a hurry like a law! "

After reading this, the little tortoise pointed its paws forward, and the roast chicken suddenly moved, spread its wings on the fire, nodded the chicken head, stroked its two chicken feet in the air twice, opened its mouth, He yelled "cluck cluck" three times, twisted the pointed chicken butt left and right, and then raised it up high, making a very wild look, and then returned to its original shape, motionless.

"Okay! It's done. As long as she eats this roast chicken, she will immediately lose her temper." The little turtle breathed a long sigh of relief.

Seeing the miraculous performances of the little turtle, Meng Xiaoben couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding: "Little turtle, your ability to hate victory is getting better and better! It seems that these days, you have learned a lot with me!"

The little turtle was so angry that his nose was about to smoke, he stomped his feet, "I can say responsibly, you are the most shameless person in the world!"

After the little turtle finished speaking, he turned and crawled to the side.

Meng Xiaoben shouted at the little turtle: "Don't be angry, little turtle, I'm just kidding with you! Wait a while and the pheasant is roasted, I'll give you a chicken thigh to eat."

Just after Meng Xiaoben finished speaking, Lin Yun came back from the river and asked, "Why is the little turtle angry?"

Meng Xiaoben replied alertly, "Little turtle sees me as a single dog and feels sorry for me. He wanted to introduce me to someone who has good conditions in all aspects, but I rejected it."

"The conditions are good in all aspects," Lin Yun asked with interest, "Then why do you still refuse? I see that you are squinting all day long, and you must be looking for a woman. Hurry up and find someone!"

"Oh," Meng Xiaoben sighed, "If he had introduced such a good woman to me before, at least I would have met him, but unfortunately I met you yesterday, and I don't want any other women .”

Upon hearing this, Lin Yun grabbed a branch and lightly hit Meng Xiaoben on the shoulder, "Out of the thousand words you said, there wasn't even one that wasn't indecent. You are completely hopeless!"

The pheasant was browned and browned, and it seemed to be cooked.

Meng Xiaoben took the roast chicken off the rack, put it on a plate, then broke off a chicken thigh from it, and pushed the rest towards Lin Yun, "These are all yours."

Lin Yun saw a chicken thigh in Meng Xiaoben's hand, and asked a little embarrassedly, "You just eat a chicken thigh?"

"No, these are chicken legs for the little turtle." Meng Xiaoben said, walking towards the little turtle, "Little turtle, I'm eating chicken thighs, delicious chicken thighs, come and take them."

The little turtle was also polite, took the chicken thigh and ate it with relish.

Lin Yun was a little moved, took out a knife, cut the roast chicken into several pieces, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Let's eat together!"

Meng Xiaoben saw that there were not many roasted chickens, so he declined, saying that he had recently cultivated immortality and was in the process of fasting, so he was not hungry at all, and only ate a small piece.

After finishing the roast chicken, Lin Yun felt much better, and said to Meng Xiaoben, "Let's hurry up! It's almost 11 o'clock now."

Meng Xiaoben dawdled, waiting for the hormonal changes in Lin Yun's body.

But after waiting, Lin Yun didn't change much, and there was no sign of wavering at all. Instead, he kept urging Meng Xiaoben to hurry up.

Meng Xiaoben quietly said to the little turtle, "She didn't respond!"

"No response? Impossible!" The little turtle scratched his head while looking at Lin Yun in confusion.

Meng Xiaoben said anxiously: "Look at her, she is preparing to leave. If you look closely at her face, her face is normal. If she wants to do that, her face should be flushed, and her breathing will be deep and long. It was short of breath, but she looks very calm now, not short of breath at all."

The little tortoise also observed Lin Yun carefully for a while, feeling puzzled: "She is really not in love, it's very abnormal! Could it be that my spell is not working?"

I'm in a hurry, it's useless to design a trap for such a long time, wouldn't I be heartbroken.No, I have to go up and tease her to see if she is emotional.

As he spoke, he walked slowly.While humming a song, looking at the blue sky, pretending to appreciate the morning scene, he squinted at Lin Yun's chest.

If it was an ordinary horse, he went straight forward, pulled his chest, rubbed it for a while, and found out the truth directly.However, Lin Yun is a big assassin with martial arts, if he is reckless, he might be beaten to death by her.

Seeing Lin Yun not paying attention, he lowered his body and picked up a locust tree leaf on the ground.

The leaves of this locust tree are oblong, the size of a grape, and extremely soft.

Hold it in your hand, luck in your palm, secretly said: Hey!

A wave of palm air flew out directly!
The leaf of the locust tree was like a little butterfly, fluttering under the impact of inner energy, and flew straight towards Lin Yun.

Where did Lin Yun notice the tiny leaves.

The leaf was fluttering and unbiased, and it was falling on the mountain in front of Lin Yun's chest.

Lin Yun didn't notice it.

Seeing Ye Zi pressed against her chest, she smiled secretly, and added a wave of anger to her hands.

What is wave gas?

This is a technical work of the Hunyuan Soul Absorbing Palm: the inner qi is emitted, and the vibration of the diaphragmatic muscle of the pubic region is used to make the air flow alternate between strong and weak, forming a sinusoidal change in strength and a very regular cycle.

This wave of qi followed the air path just now, wave after wave, it directly blocked the leaves of the locust tree.

The leaves of the locust tree were tightly attached to the peak of the mountain, and were hit by waves of internal energy, varying in intensity and attacking the mountain peak.

Lin Yun suddenly felt something strange in his chest, and hurriedly lowered his head to look at his chest, only to see a small pagoda tree leaf, attached to his clothes, as if being blown by the wind, the leaf moved and was blown tightly by the wind cling to.

Lin was a little surprised: there is no wind around here.

In the morning, the wind was sunny, the trees did not move their leaves, and there was no sound of wind in my ears. How could such a strong wind blow the leaves to my chest, and they stuck to them tightly?

Lin Yun stretched out his hand, picked off the leaves, threw them on the ground, crushed them with his feet, and cursed: "Yaofeng!"

Seeing the leaves being picked off, Lin Yun cursed angrily, with a calm face, not at all like a woman in a hurry, but like a monk with a heart like a dead sea.

Apparently, she wasn't in heat at all.

Failed.

Returning to the little turtle, he asked in a low voice, "Which magic technique did you use? Why isn't she in heat?"

"I used the 'Da Hua man and woman mantra' in Yuelao Marriage Book, it is absolutely effective! The food cursed with this mantra was eaten by an 80-year-old lady..."

Meng Xiaoben heard that the little tortoise was getting more and more uncivilized, so he immediately interrupted it and said, "Did you pronounce the spell wrong?"

"That's right, my master and I used to travel around the rivers and lakes to swindle money, and we often used this spell. Whether it's an official lady, Xiaojiabiyu, a virgin, a martyr, or a Taoist nun. Yes." The little turtle said proudly and proudly.

Since the little turtle is so confident, there must be some top-secret reason why the spirit chicken's spell doesn't work?
(End of this chapter)