Super Red Packet
Chapter 227 What did you do to me
Chapter 227 What did you do to me
Meng Xiaoben turned off the mobile phone, gently covered Lin Yun's front, fastened the three buttons, quietly returned to the table, and fell asleep soundly.
Lin Yun went to bed early and woke up early.
She got up just after five o'clock.This is a habit developed during morning exercises in the police academy.
Seeing Meng Xiaoben sleeping soundly on the table, she couldn't help but praise: "This guy was quite honest last night."
As soon as she praised her, she immediately regretted it.
Because, she discovered that something abnormal happened to the three buttons on her chest!
And the situation is very serious!
Of the three buttons starting at the bottom, only two go into the buttonholes, and the buttonholes are all in the wrong place!
Lin Yun was startled, her heart beat wildly, her hair turned red with shame: Meng Xiaoben, did you attack me last night?
Lin Yun trembled all over, and hurriedly stretched out his hands on his body, groping around, and carefully inspecting it in the morning light from the window.
Belt: normal!Xiao Nei: Normal!Bra: normal!
No non-solid strange substance was found either!
Lin Yun let out a long sigh of relief. It seems that the position is still there and has not been lost.Meng Xiaoben just walked around before the formation.
However, even so, it was enough for Lin Yun to be annoyed: while I was asleep, he lifted up my clothes and peeked at my body. Is this a small crime?
Lin Yun's chest was bulging with anger, and his face was as red as an eggplant.
She jumped out of bed, picked up a broom from the corner, rushed to the table, picked up the broom, and hit Meng Xiaoben.
Swinging the broom in the air, Lin Yun suddenly stopped: No, beating him a few times like this is not enough.This kid has profound skills, beating him is completely irrelevant.
For such hob meat, it must be put into the oil pan for frying!
Lin Yun turned around and looked around, and suddenly found a large roll of hemp rope in the corner.
This is the hemp rope used to tie cattle to carts in the countryside. It is very long and thick, like a big python, coiled in the corner.
Lin Yun walked over, took the hemp rope in his hand, and tried it: Boy, no matter how powerful you are, you can't do anything with a thick hemp rope with a diameter of one inch.
She walked gently to the table, wrapped the hemp rope around Meng Xiao herself, and walked under the table.
One after another, more than a dozen of them were wrapped around Meng Xiaoben like a rice dumpling.
Then, she held the rope tightly with both hands, put one foot on the leg of the table, tightened the rope tightly with a force, and quickly tied a dead knot.
Meng Xiaoben was sleeping soundly in his dream when he suddenly felt his body tighten and his whole body ache.
He opened his eyes and wanted to turn over, but found that he couldn't move: a hemp rope tied him tightly.
In front of the table stood Lin Yun, with his hands on his hips, his beautiful eyes wide open, and he looked at him with a smile and anger.
what's the situation?
Meng Xiaoben shook his head to wake himself up.
I did nothing wrong!
Why did this girl tie me up?
Just thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben immediately felt guilty: No!Before I went to bed last night, I took a careful look at her body, did she notice it?
No, if she catches me, she will never be polite to me.
what should I do?
I have no other way to deal with beautiful women. A dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
Meng Xiaoben made up his mind, and asked confidently, "Lin Yun, you're having a convulsion! Why did you tie me up? Are you afraid that I'll run away? There's no way to snatch a man like you!"
When Lin Yun heard this, he became even angrier: This kid, said I was robbing him!Really shameless.
"Don't pretend to be confused with me," Lin Yun held up the broom in his hand, and hit Meng Xiaoben's leg lightly, "Please explain to me, what did you do last night?"
The broom hit his thigh, but it didn't hurt at all, but Meng Xiaoben pretended to be in great pain, and screamed, "Oh, oh, what do you want to kill me? You want to kill me, Just hit me on the head, hit my neck, let me die quickly, don't hit my lifeblood, our old Meng family, I'm the only seedling, you crippled my leg , How can I plant the land and crops! No matter how fertile your land is, it is destined not to grow a single seedling."
Lin Yun's face turned red like a cloud in the sky.At this moment, she wanted to turn around and run away.
Meng Xiaoben, Meng Xiaoben, which Errenzhuan troupe has hired you to perform rough cross talk, you will definitely become popular!
"You tell me, what did you do to me last night?"
Lin Yun scolded loudly in order to cover up his shyness.
"What did I do to you? You should know it yourself! As the saying goes, the Prophet of Spring River Plumbing Duck. Do you have any liquid foreign substances on your body? Check carefully, if there is no, you should call the police, the police It’s coming, and it can’t be blamed on me, at most I have an impure mind and a dirty mind, not even an administrative detention.”
Lin Yun opened his mouth so angry that he couldn't speak, "You, I..."
"Loosen the rope on my body! You made it too tight." Meng Xiaoben begged with a smile.
Lin Yun didn't listen, but when he heard this, he was ashamed and angry, couldn't hold it anymore, picked up the broom, and beat Meng Xiaoben's leg one after another.
The soft broom hits the leg like a tickle, very comfortable and useful.
While being beaten, Meng Xiaoben looked at Lin Yun's chest and hummed softly: "I see mountains, mountains and rivers, ah Laso, that's..."
When Lin Yun heard this, he was afraid that she would sing more embarrassing words, so he immediately threw away the broom, covered his mouth with both hands, and pressed his body tightly against his body.
Taking advantage of her presence, Meng Xiaoben pointed his lips and kissed his ear.
Lin Yun wanted to cover his mouth to prevent him from making up any more nonsense, but she didn't expect that when she lowered her head, her ears were held in his mouth, she was extremely embarrassed, shook her head, and pulled the ears out of her lips.
"You, are you a dog? You bite when you open your mouth."
"I'm not biting, I'm gnawing on a pig's head!"
"Ah! You still dare to scold me? Alright, alright! I'll tell you to scold me, you lie here for me today!" Lin Yun said, turned around and ran over, stuck his head on the bed, covered his head with the quilt, He started to cry.
Meng Xiaoben heard Lin Yun crying while clutching the quilt. He felt distressed, and hurriedly shouted, "Lin Yun, listen to me, listen to me from the beginning, I really didn't do anything to you last night! I just came to your bed I stood in front of you for a while, I was worried that you would catch a cold at night when you stepped on the quilt."
When Lin Yun heard this, the boy was still arguing, and he was so mad at me.
She threw off the quilt abruptly and shouted: "You unbuttoned my underwear, fastened the wrong buttonhole, and you said you didn't do anything, what else do you want to do?"
Lin Yun hit the nail on the head and touched Meng Xiaoben's sore spot.
Meng Xiaoben had nothing to say about this, he closed his eyes in shame, and hummed softly: "I played too much, and now I offended the beauty, how will I act in the next scene!"
In fact, Meng Xiaoben's shame was premature.His being tied up was actually a good thing, because he soon had a shocking fortune!
(End of this chapter)
Meng Xiaoben turned off the mobile phone, gently covered Lin Yun's front, fastened the three buttons, quietly returned to the table, and fell asleep soundly.
Lin Yun went to bed early and woke up early.
She got up just after five o'clock.This is a habit developed during morning exercises in the police academy.
Seeing Meng Xiaoben sleeping soundly on the table, she couldn't help but praise: "This guy was quite honest last night."
As soon as she praised her, she immediately regretted it.
Because, she discovered that something abnormal happened to the three buttons on her chest!
And the situation is very serious!
Of the three buttons starting at the bottom, only two go into the buttonholes, and the buttonholes are all in the wrong place!
Lin Yun was startled, her heart beat wildly, her hair turned red with shame: Meng Xiaoben, did you attack me last night?
Lin Yun trembled all over, and hurriedly stretched out his hands on his body, groping around, and carefully inspecting it in the morning light from the window.
Belt: normal!Xiao Nei: Normal!Bra: normal!
No non-solid strange substance was found either!
Lin Yun let out a long sigh of relief. It seems that the position is still there and has not been lost.Meng Xiaoben just walked around before the formation.
However, even so, it was enough for Lin Yun to be annoyed: while I was asleep, he lifted up my clothes and peeked at my body. Is this a small crime?
Lin Yun's chest was bulging with anger, and his face was as red as an eggplant.
She jumped out of bed, picked up a broom from the corner, rushed to the table, picked up the broom, and hit Meng Xiaoben.
Swinging the broom in the air, Lin Yun suddenly stopped: No, beating him a few times like this is not enough.This kid has profound skills, beating him is completely irrelevant.
For such hob meat, it must be put into the oil pan for frying!
Lin Yun turned around and looked around, and suddenly found a large roll of hemp rope in the corner.
This is the hemp rope used to tie cattle to carts in the countryside. It is very long and thick, like a big python, coiled in the corner.
Lin Yun walked over, took the hemp rope in his hand, and tried it: Boy, no matter how powerful you are, you can't do anything with a thick hemp rope with a diameter of one inch.
She walked gently to the table, wrapped the hemp rope around Meng Xiao herself, and walked under the table.
One after another, more than a dozen of them were wrapped around Meng Xiaoben like a rice dumpling.
Then, she held the rope tightly with both hands, put one foot on the leg of the table, tightened the rope tightly with a force, and quickly tied a dead knot.
Meng Xiaoben was sleeping soundly in his dream when he suddenly felt his body tighten and his whole body ache.
He opened his eyes and wanted to turn over, but found that he couldn't move: a hemp rope tied him tightly.
In front of the table stood Lin Yun, with his hands on his hips, his beautiful eyes wide open, and he looked at him with a smile and anger.
what's the situation?
Meng Xiaoben shook his head to wake himself up.
I did nothing wrong!
Why did this girl tie me up?
Just thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben immediately felt guilty: No!Before I went to bed last night, I took a careful look at her body, did she notice it?
No, if she catches me, she will never be polite to me.
what should I do?
I have no other way to deal with beautiful women. A dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
Meng Xiaoben made up his mind, and asked confidently, "Lin Yun, you're having a convulsion! Why did you tie me up? Are you afraid that I'll run away? There's no way to snatch a man like you!"
When Lin Yun heard this, he became even angrier: This kid, said I was robbing him!Really shameless.
"Don't pretend to be confused with me," Lin Yun held up the broom in his hand, and hit Meng Xiaoben's leg lightly, "Please explain to me, what did you do last night?"
The broom hit his thigh, but it didn't hurt at all, but Meng Xiaoben pretended to be in great pain, and screamed, "Oh, oh, what do you want to kill me? You want to kill me, Just hit me on the head, hit my neck, let me die quickly, don't hit my lifeblood, our old Meng family, I'm the only seedling, you crippled my leg , How can I plant the land and crops! No matter how fertile your land is, it is destined not to grow a single seedling."
Lin Yun's face turned red like a cloud in the sky.At this moment, she wanted to turn around and run away.
Meng Xiaoben, Meng Xiaoben, which Errenzhuan troupe has hired you to perform rough cross talk, you will definitely become popular!
"You tell me, what did you do to me last night?"
Lin Yun scolded loudly in order to cover up his shyness.
"What did I do to you? You should know it yourself! As the saying goes, the Prophet of Spring River Plumbing Duck. Do you have any liquid foreign substances on your body? Check carefully, if there is no, you should call the police, the police It’s coming, and it can’t be blamed on me, at most I have an impure mind and a dirty mind, not even an administrative detention.”
Lin Yun opened his mouth so angry that he couldn't speak, "You, I..."
"Loosen the rope on my body! You made it too tight." Meng Xiaoben begged with a smile.
Lin Yun didn't listen, but when he heard this, he was ashamed and angry, couldn't hold it anymore, picked up the broom, and beat Meng Xiaoben's leg one after another.
The soft broom hits the leg like a tickle, very comfortable and useful.
While being beaten, Meng Xiaoben looked at Lin Yun's chest and hummed softly: "I see mountains, mountains and rivers, ah Laso, that's..."
When Lin Yun heard this, he was afraid that she would sing more embarrassing words, so he immediately threw away the broom, covered his mouth with both hands, and pressed his body tightly against his body.
Taking advantage of her presence, Meng Xiaoben pointed his lips and kissed his ear.
Lin Yun wanted to cover his mouth to prevent him from making up any more nonsense, but she didn't expect that when she lowered her head, her ears were held in his mouth, she was extremely embarrassed, shook her head, and pulled the ears out of her lips.
"You, are you a dog? You bite when you open your mouth."
"I'm not biting, I'm gnawing on a pig's head!"
"Ah! You still dare to scold me? Alright, alright! I'll tell you to scold me, you lie here for me today!" Lin Yun said, turned around and ran over, stuck his head on the bed, covered his head with the quilt, He started to cry.
Meng Xiaoben heard Lin Yun crying while clutching the quilt. He felt distressed, and hurriedly shouted, "Lin Yun, listen to me, listen to me from the beginning, I really didn't do anything to you last night! I just came to your bed I stood in front of you for a while, I was worried that you would catch a cold at night when you stepped on the quilt."
When Lin Yun heard this, the boy was still arguing, and he was so mad at me.
She threw off the quilt abruptly and shouted: "You unbuttoned my underwear, fastened the wrong buttonhole, and you said you didn't do anything, what else do you want to do?"
Lin Yun hit the nail on the head and touched Meng Xiaoben's sore spot.
Meng Xiaoben had nothing to say about this, he closed his eyes in shame, and hummed softly: "I played too much, and now I offended the beauty, how will I act in the next scene!"
In fact, Meng Xiaoben's shame was premature.His being tied up was actually a good thing, because he soon had a shocking fortune!
(End of this chapter)
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