Super Red Packet

Chapter 251
Just heard a loud "poof".

Like a gust of wind, a giant fart was ejected from the back door of the monster, with an unspeakable stench, and it went straight to the mayor.

The mayor had just stood up, not standing still, and was about to take a step to escape, when suddenly his body was blown up by a strong stench, and he couldn't help himself, and flew straight up.

Like a cannonball, the mayor's body flew more than 30 meters in the air, drawing a beautiful parabola.

Plop.

The mayor landed in a cesspool.

Looking back at the wonderful performance of the trapeze man, the monster couldn't help but let out a loud roar in admiration.Then, he rushed to the green gauze tent again, and disappeared into the night in a blink of an eye.

And on the road 500 meters away from the scene.Meng Xiaoben and Lin Yun were sitting in the car, chatting and laughing happily while chewing chocolate.

"Your sister-in-law treats you well!" Lin Yun's words sounded a little strange.

"Before my brother died, he asked my sister-in-law to support me until I graduated from college. My sister-in-law agreed at the time. My sister-in-law kept her promise and always treated me very well." Meng Xiaoben replied evasively.

"She is so brave, I admire her to death." Lin Yun sighed sincerely.

"She is usually very timid, and she will cry when she sees a mouse."

"But she is definitely the bravest person in the whole village today."

"Well, it's also the first time I've seen another side of my sister-in-law."

"In the future, if you have a chance, take your sister-in-law to the city and help her find a job. Then, I will make a sister with her. I really want to treat her as a best friend, really. Although we only chat for a while Kung fu, it feels like we have known each other for a long time, and we hit it off very well."

"This is easy to handle. I'm planning to transfer her to the city song and dance troupe." Meng Xiaoben said.

"Then why don't you hurry up? Then, let your sister-in-law live with me." Lin Yun was happy.

At this moment, there was a rattling sound in the green gauze tent.

Meng Xiaoben said: "I'm back!"

Before the words fell, there was a shaking in the cornfield, and then a monster the size of a rabbit came out of the cornfield, and jumped into the car from the half-open car.

Meng Xiaoben reached out to catch it, and patted it on the head: "Wuwu, wuwu, have you finished your work?"

Wuwu nodded.

Meng Xiaoben patted it on the head again, "Then quickly return to my seat."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Wu's body shrank immediately, turning into a ring.

Meng Xiaoben took the ring in his hand, looked at it carefully, and gently put it on his middle finger.

"Go! Go back to Xiaozhuang!"

Everyone in Xiaozhuang gathered at the village committee, talking about it, which was inexplicable.The happiest ones were the women, because the timely appearance of the monster prevented a massacre and their men were safe.

When Meng Xiaoben's car was parked in front of the village committee, many people surrounded him.

"Why did you come back?"

"Xiao Ben, do you know? It's all right."

Meng Lao San pushed aside the crowd, rushed to Meng Xiaoben, and asked, "Xiaoben, do you know what's going on? What happened just now was too strange. Did you see that monster?"

"I wasn't there, where did I see it? What monster?"

Meng Laosan told what happened just now.

Meng Xiaoben pretended to be surprised: "It's incredible. There is such a thing!"

Lin Yun walked up to her sister-in-law, grabbed her hand, and pulled her to talk.

Seeing that there was nothing to do, the village chief called everyone to go home and sleep.

The crowd slowly dispersed.

Meng Xiaoben strolled home with Lin Yun and his sister-in-law.

Mother had heard about what happened just now, she took the hands of sister-in-law and Meng Xiaoben, held them tightly, and said, "Xiao Ben, you shouldn't agree to your sister-in-law taking the place of you. You are a man."

Meng Xiaoben smiled slightly and said nothing.

This speech left Lin Yun aside.

The sister-in-law saw the problem, quickly pulled Lin Yun over, and introduced it to her mother: "Mom, this is Xiao Ben's friend."

Friends and girlfriends are two different things.

The sister-in-law omitted the word "female".I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional.

When my mother saw a tall and beautiful woman standing in front of her, she was pleasantly surprised, "Oh, this girl is so handsome."

Lin Yun was a little embarrassed, and stepped forward to call Auntie.

The sister-in-law dragged Lin Yun into her room, and the two lay on the same bed and chatted.

Meng Xiaoben was sleeping in his mother's room.

After his mother fell asleep, Meng Xiaoben practiced the Yin-Yang Hunyuan Breathing Technique for a while, and felt completely sleepless. He picked up his mobile phone and entered the Three Kingdoms Red Envelope Group.

The group is extremely deserted today, and the gods don't know where to go.

After watching for a while, just about to turn off the phone, I suddenly received a message from Yaotong:

"Meng Huo: Tonight, you killed and maimed the three villains decisively. You have made immeasurable merits. The old gentleman is very satisfied. Please let me tell you that the road to immortality is long, and there are only three things to focus on: one is to recruit beautiful women , to share their worries and solve their problems. This is a great charity that is necessary for cultivating immortals. It has to be done. The second is to cure diseases and save people, and the third is to punish evil and promote good. These three things are the most meritorious. These three things are like human legs. Both are indispensable. But you have recently received the first and third items, and you have made great progress, but you have made no achievements in the second item of curing diseases and saving lives, and there are missing items. What Laojun means is that I hope you don’t want two Legs should be developed in a balanced way.”

When Meng Xiaoben saw it, he felt that something was wrong: You said that I have made no achievements in curing diseases and saving lives?No, am I trying to slim down Mrs. Zhang Gaoguan?
No, I have to report my work clearly.

The Heavenly Court's helpers are not good at doing business, and picking faults for others, one of them is the two of them.

Meng Xiaoben replied to the drug boy with a private message:
"Brother Yaotong, I have a different opinion on the second matter. Please pass it on to Laojun. I am currently trying to slim down the wife of a high-ranking official. Slimming down is actually treating people."

Yaotong wrote back immediately:

"Meng Huo, you were born in a barbarian land, and you have not been domesticated by our Chinese culture. Don't you know that honesty is the basic task of cultivating immortals? How can a cunning person cultivate a righteous fruit? You colluded with the evil tortoise, and planted the seedlings of the disaster with the cup technique. Adding sickness to other people. Once you add sickness to others, it will offset your healing once. You planted the disaster seed on Mrs. Zhang Gaoguan, which has already canceled the merit points of your healing and saving lives. You still want to deny it. ?”

Meng Xiaoben wakes up like a dream: It turns out that Laojun knows about the seedling disaster.

Planting disaster seedlings for others once is offset by curing diseases and saving lives!
It seems that disaster seedlings cannot be used casually.

Meng Xiaoben quit the red envelope group, and was about to turn off the phone when the bell rang.

It belongs to Yifei.

Meng Xiaoben was worried about waking up the mother in the next room, so he quickly covered his head with a quilt and answered the phone under the quilt.

"Hey, Yifei, it's me."

"Meng Xiaoben, you are still alive!" Yifei's words were both anxious and angry, which sounded very "pepper"!
"I'm alive and well."

"Where are you?"

"I... I'm at Longquan Villa, accompanying a business friend."

Meng Xiaoben knew that he couldn't say that he was in Mengjia Village at the moment.When talking about Mengjia Village, Yifei is not happy: she always runs to her hometown.

"Fuck your mother! You didn't come home last night, so I guessed that you went to Longquan Mountain Villa, and drove there with Qiongzi. I checked the register, and there was no one surnamed Meng! Are you still lying to me? Tell me, where are you?"

(End of this chapter)