Super Red Packet

Chapter 27 The Dog on the Moon

"You, I..." Meng Xiaoben was tongue-tied, "You gave me this car?"

"What you and me! Last night, I put you...you put me to sleep, and the two of us fit together. Now you have me, and I have you. So, the car I bought is your car. "Yifei's voice was soft, her expression was sincere, she was a little proud, a little shy, her cheeks were slightly red, and then she put her hands between her (legs) involuntarily.

Hee hee, this is the first time I, Meng Xiaoben, have seen this expression.

Damn, the chili peppers hanging in the sky will also be sincere?Meng Xiaoben was secretly happy, wondering while understanding: subduing and subduing are different.Subdued, just like hot pepper soaked in hot water, the spiciness is reduced?
However, no matter what, if someone gave me such a valuable thing, we have to act a little more seriously, not too indifferent, too indifferent, I am really sorry for such a precious thing.

"This, this is too... 358 million!" Meng Xiaoben pretended to be extremely "shocked", "Is this not a dream? Did you really give me the 358 million Mercedes-Benz? Give it away at night , deliver the car during the day, are you in good spirits?"

"What's wrong with 358 million? Do you see how frightened you are? Have you ever seen 358 million? I'm most annoyed by your poverty! Or, let's make a bet, believe it or not, I can buy you a 500 car tomorrow." [-] million cars!"

When Meng Xiaoben heard it, he wanted to blurt out and argue with her, but then he thought the same thing: If you argue with her, this damn girl, she might really buy a 3000 million car.That's really not going to work, 3000 million is too big, and the chairman found out, thinking that I gave her daughter a ecstasy soup.

Thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben hurriedly waved his hands, begging bitterly: "My eldest lady, my good wife, don't scare the baby, the baby's heart can't stand it."

"Hahaha..." Yifei covered her chest and laughed loudly.

Meng Xiaoben took out his handkerchief, pretending to wipe his sweat constantly, while squinting at Yifei.

Yifei laughed enough, Meng Xiaoben handed her his handkerchief, frowned: "Wipe it, the tears are all over your face, it looks like a dinosaur, it's so ugly."

As soon as she heard that it was ugly, Yifei took the handkerchief vigilantly, wiped away the tears from laughing, and gently patted Meng Xiaoben's hand holding the steering wheel, "Concentrate on driving."

The Mercedes starts silently.

The car drove slowly down the street.

Holding the steering wheel in his hand, Meng Xiaoben looked straight into the distance, feeling a little strange in his heart: Am I the owner of a Mercedes-Benz?And is it the owner of a Mercedes-Benz car with a top configuration of 358 million?
Ants depend on it!Life is like a dream, luck is like a rainbow.

When the car drove to the commercial street, the two got out of the car and went in and out of several specialty stores.Yifei spent more than 2 yuan to buy several sets of clothes and shoes for Meng Xiaoben, and took off the old suit directly.

Sure enough, people are clothes and horses are saddles.Putting on a set of famous brands, Meng Xiaoben immediately looked energetic and full of confidence. When he walked out of the store, he looked up at the sky and felt that the world was half smaller.

When Meng Xiaoben was happy, he kicked the accelerator vigorously, and the Mercedes-Benz shot straight out like an arrow.

Yifei was thrown backwards, the back of her head hit the backrest, her chest was huge, and the waves suddenly surged!

"Slow down! It's dangerous!" Yifei screamed again and again.

"Slow driving is grandson!" Meng Xiaoben yelled, rushing onto the highway at a speed of 110 kilometers per hour.

Mercedes-Benz is running fast, overtaking on the left, faster than the wind.

Super you paralyze a BMW!
One more Jaguar than you!
Yifei was excited and frightened, looked at the speedometer, it has reached 150 kilometers!

"Slow down, slow down, I'm so afraid of people! Ah! Two more!...Ah, three more!"

Meng Xiaoben ignored Yifei, kept pressing on the accelerator, and drove forward all the way. In a blink of an eye, he had already rushed to the suburban highway...

The two ran for an hour on the highway before returning to grandma's house.

As soon as the two entered, Yifei shouted, "Mom, I bought Xiao Ben a Mercedes."

Yifei's mother is really eye-opening. There is no change at all. Instead, she smiled calmly and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Don't drive too fast, the new car has a break-in period."

Meng Xiaoben was amazed, his amazement at this moment was ten times greater than when Yifei handed him the car purchase procedures just now.My daughter bought a Mercedes-Benz for her boyfriend she just met, and the mother doesn't have a complicated expression?

Really calm as a chrysanthemum!

In the early morning of the next day, Meng Xiaoben was soundly asleep and woke up by urinating.

Look at the time, it's just after 5 o'clock.Damn, go to the bathroom, come back and continue to sleep.

He was worried about waking up Yifei who was beside him, so he didn't find any clothes to put on, and tiptoed out of bed, wearing only a pair of shorts, walked to the door, opened the door a little, and looked into the hall.

There was no one in the hall.The whole family is sleeping.

Meng Xiaoben thought: Since I'm all asleep, I won't put on my coat, I'll just go to the bathroom and come back after running the water.

Meng Xiaoben opened the door, trotted through the living room, came to the bathroom door, stretched out his hand to open the door, rushed into the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and started to turn on the water.

"Wow wow wow..."

The sound of water came to Meng Xiaoben's ears.

Hee hee, Meng Xiaoben thought to himself, I'm suffocated to death, the water is dripping with joy.Listen to this voice, it's so loud!

I was enjoying myself when I suddenly felt something was wrong, and said to myself: Is the sound of me turning on the water so loud?How thick is the pipe for such a large amount of water?

Impossible!I'm not a faucet, where did it come from "哗哗哗——"

Is the toilet bowl activated?Impossible, I didn't press the switch.

Look down and listen, there is no water flow.The bucket was silent and did not move.

He raised his head, looked around, and suddenly understood: the sound came from the bathtub.

I saw a flower curtain in front of the bathtub!A gust of hot steam kept coming out from between the curtain cracks!

The sound of water came from the bathtub!That's right.

No, there's someone in the bathtub!

Someone is running water to take a bath!

Meng Xiaoben suddenly became nervous.

who?Who can?
Yifei was lying on the bed, only grandparents and Yifei's mother were left.

Impossible for grandma, she has just been discharged from the hospital after a stroke, and she can't take a bath by herself.

Grandpa?If it's a grandfather, it's fine.

What I am most afraid of is Yifei's mother.

If it was her, it would be embarrassing!

The little son-in-law who had just entered the door went into the bathroom at the same time as the mother-in-law!One is in the shower and the other is on the toilet with no clothes on!This situation is too embarrassing.

It's just embarrassment, if Yifei finds out, won't he swallow me, Meng Xiaoben?
I have to leave quickly, quietly, before I'm spotted!

Meng Xiaoben was terrified, and when he got nervous, he was so frightened that he held up the remaining water, and hurriedly stood up from the toilet.

In fact, as long as there are two or three seconds, Meng Xiaoben can escape from the bathroom.

However, he was too late, he didn't have this time.

Just when Meng Xiaoben stood up and lifted his shorts, the sound of water behind the shower curtain suddenly stopped, and then there was a "crash", and the shower curtain was pulled open all of a sudden.

There is a beautiful woman standing in the bathtub!

The face is like a peach blossom, with streams of sparkling water flowing down from the head...

It is impossible to judge her features by her clothes, but only by that beautiful face, Meng Xiaoben recognized her at a glance: Jiang Qiongzi!

Jiang Qiongzi actually stood in front of him!

The goddess in Meng Xiaoben's heart really descended before him like a god.

And Jiang Qiongzi also recognized him at the same second: Meng Xiaoben!

Jiang Qiongzi was frightened more than seeing a ghost. Her mouth was wide open, her eyes were wide open, her hands were spread out on both sides, her legs were tremblingly bent, and she let out a terrible scream: "Yes! you!"

Meng Xiaoben just stood up, how embarrassing it would be!

Meng Xiaoben was terrified, his voice trembling: "Qing Zi, it's you!"

If Qiongzi was skeptical just now, Jiang Qiongzi no longer had any doubts as soon as Meng Xiaoben spoke, and she was completely sure: the guy in front of him who only wears underwear is the annoying Meng Xiaoben!

"Why are you here?" Jiang Qiongzi asked aloud, the surprise on her face was like an astronaut discovering a dog on the moon.

"You, why are you here?" Meng Xiaoben asked stammeringly, like a scavenger picking up a golden ring.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, and suddenly realized that the function of the clothes had not been fully utilized, so they cried out again.

Jiang Qiongzi quickly covered her body with both hands, quickly dodged, dodged behind the shower curtain, trembling body, trembling voice: "Meng Xiaoben, you, you go out first!"

(End of this chapter)