Super Red Packet
Chapter 298
Chapter 298
Who is it?
Meng Xiaoben became vigilant, and asked: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and talk quickly if you have something to say, don't be fooled around, if you don't talk about business in the next sentence, I will shut down the phone."
"Don't, don't, I'm talking about business," the other party finally softened, "What I want to talk about is inconvenient on the phone, so I want to ask you out."
"Where do we meet?"
"I'm at the corner of your house, opposite the Lucky Tobacco Shop."
Meng Xiaoben walked out of the house, walked down the street, walked out of the Weishi community, and saw a sign of "Auspicious Tobacco Shop".
Opposite the tobacco shop, under the lamppost, stood a thin figure.
Meng Xiaoben stepped very lightly, walked over from behind, and kicked him hard on the buttocks, "You are looking for me?"
The man was kicked so that he rushed forward two steps and fell to the road.
A small car rushed over, saw a person on the road, and slammed on the brakes.
The driver stuck his head out of the car window and cursed, "Are you courting death?"
The man slowly stood up from the road, brushed the dust off his legs, looked sideways at the driver, and suddenly said something shocking: "You know you still brake?"
Fuck!The driver braked the wrong way.What the man meant was that I was looking for death, you driver, why did you brake?Why don't you give me a chance to die? !
The driver choked suddenly.The driver originally thought that he was very weak, but when he heard this and saw the look on his face, the driver knew that he had met a thorn, and unconsciously felt inferior: It seems that I can't beat this guy.This guy didn't touch my porcelain, even if I burn incense, what's the point?Let's go, this is a stinking pile of shit, don't step on it.
The driver was so convinced that he turned the steering wheel and walked away from the man.
Seeing this scene, Meng Xiaoben couldn't help admiring: I've seen hanging silk, but I haven't seen this kind of hanging silk!That kick I just did not seem to be wrong. You can only give this kind of treatment to Diaosi.
The man looked at the car going away, spat, and cursed: "It's so rude!"
After finishing speaking, he swaggered from the road back to the sidewalk.
This person has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, a wicked eyebrow and mouse eyes, as obscene as you want, with two front teeth sticking out, he said happily to Meng Xiaoben: "Sir, this kick is too substandard."
When Meng Xiaoben heard it, it was strange!strangeness!Is there anyone in the world who doesn't admire my kick?Is there anyone else who is more powerful than me?
"Tell me more, why is my foot so substandard?" Meng Xiaoben put on a modest look, like a student who is not ashamed to ask.
The man cleared his throat, spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the telephone pole with a "pop", stretched out his hand and rubbed his buttocks, "Want to ask me for advice? Pay the tuition first."
As the man spoke, he stretched out his bony hand.
Meng Xiaoben was very interested: I was lucky today, and I ran into a strange person when I went out.I might as well give him a few bucks and hear what he has to say.
Meng Xiaoben took out ten yuan and put it in that hand, "I would like to hear more about it."
The man squeezed the banknote carefully in his hand, held it up in front of his eyes again, and looked at it carefully under the sunlight, muttering, "There is a watermark, so it's not a counterfeit banknote." Hold it in your arms.
"Let me tell you, why do you say that your kick is not up to standard? There are two reasons. The first reason is that your kick is not fair and aboveboard. It is a sneak attack. Back then, the island army attacked other people's ports. It’s almost like your kick. You kick him from behind while he’s not on guard. The second reason is that you can’t grasp the strength of your kick well. You should calculate the advance according to the speed of the car, and then Use a little more energy and kick me directly under the wheel, that's called real kung fu. Do you know? Have you learned a lot?"
The man said happily, as if he was chatting with an old friend who was very close, and he couldn't tell at all that he had just been kicked severely and was almost run over by a car.
Meng Xiaoben couldn't help admiring, and thought to himself: There are many people in the world rushing to reincarnate, and this person in front of him is definitely No.1.
"Why did you ask me out?" Meng Xiaoben asked quietly.
"Look at the name of that tobacco shop across the road! Auspicious Tobacco Shop. The reason why I chose this place to date you is to send you auspicious luck." The man said seriously, as if for real. Meng Xiaoben seemed to be a great blessing.
"Where is your auspiciousness? Is it in that tobacco shop? Do you want me to kick you into the tobacco shop?" Meng Xiaoben asked with a smile, and then took half a step back, making a gesture of flying again. The gesture of raising one foot.
I have already experienced Meng Xiaoben's kick just now, and receiving Meng Xiaoben's kick is extraordinary. I don't know how good your national football team is. Now seeing Meng Xiaoben kicking again, I was so scared that I hurriedly hid on the telegraph pole Behind her, holding the telephone pole, showing half of her head, she waved her hands: "Forget it, forget about your second foot! I'm here to save your father-in-law."
"Save my father-in-law? How do you say it?" Meng Xiaoben was very surprised: Dong Guojia started to feel unwell last night, why is the news about this person so good?Know it right now?
"Is your father-in-law Dong Guojia sick?"
"Yes."
"I know his cause, do you believe it?"
"Talk about it. If you're sure, let's continue talking. If you're not sure, I'll kick you to the tobacco shop across the street."
"Your father-in-law has black hair between the eyebrows."
Hearing that man's words, Meng Xiaoben gasped: The chairman's brows are dark, you can't see it from the outside, how does this man know?
Could it be that he is the one who gave the cup?
Or someone in the know?
Or, does he have the spell to solve the cup?
Hey, you really can't underestimate this skinny monkey.Alright, regardless of whether he hangs the thread or not, let's figure it out first.
"You're right," Meng Xiaoben put down the posture he was about to step out just now, and his tone became more relaxed, "Let's find a teahouse to sit down and talk slowly."
"Hehe, it would be great to find a teahouse for a cup of tea. But please clarify in advance. I don't want to make AA with you. You proposed the teahouse. You want to treat me! I have nothing but the money you just handed over in my pocket." Ten yuan for tuition, and nothing else, don't expect me to bleed." The man said seriously, and at the same time patted his pocket to show that it was empty.
"Paralympia poor ghost, come with me." Meng Xiaoben said, then turned and walked towards a teahouse not far away.
The two came to the teahouse, called a private room, ordered a pot of Longjing tea, and some dried fruits.
"What's your fucking name? I've been listening to you for a long time and still haven't asked your name!" Meng Xiaoben took a sip of tea and asked while staring at the other party.
"I have traveled all over the world since I was a child. Madan didn't even have a registered permanent residence, so I didn't have a real name. People called me Lagan because I was thin."
"I heard your accent is local!"
"Hahahaha, locals, I'm still a pure villager with you! Do you know where my hometown is? I'll scare you by telling you that. Butou Village is only three miles away from your Mengjia Village."
Butou village?
Isn't this the village where Ye Lan lived?
(End of this chapter)
Who is it?
Meng Xiaoben became vigilant, and asked: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and talk quickly if you have something to say, don't be fooled around, if you don't talk about business in the next sentence, I will shut down the phone."
"Don't, don't, I'm talking about business," the other party finally softened, "What I want to talk about is inconvenient on the phone, so I want to ask you out."
"Where do we meet?"
"I'm at the corner of your house, opposite the Lucky Tobacco Shop."
Meng Xiaoben walked out of the house, walked down the street, walked out of the Weishi community, and saw a sign of "Auspicious Tobacco Shop".
Opposite the tobacco shop, under the lamppost, stood a thin figure.
Meng Xiaoben stepped very lightly, walked over from behind, and kicked him hard on the buttocks, "You are looking for me?"
The man was kicked so that he rushed forward two steps and fell to the road.
A small car rushed over, saw a person on the road, and slammed on the brakes.
The driver stuck his head out of the car window and cursed, "Are you courting death?"
The man slowly stood up from the road, brushed the dust off his legs, looked sideways at the driver, and suddenly said something shocking: "You know you still brake?"
Fuck!The driver braked the wrong way.What the man meant was that I was looking for death, you driver, why did you brake?Why don't you give me a chance to die? !
The driver choked suddenly.The driver originally thought that he was very weak, but when he heard this and saw the look on his face, the driver knew that he had met a thorn, and unconsciously felt inferior: It seems that I can't beat this guy.This guy didn't touch my porcelain, even if I burn incense, what's the point?Let's go, this is a stinking pile of shit, don't step on it.
The driver was so convinced that he turned the steering wheel and walked away from the man.
Seeing this scene, Meng Xiaoben couldn't help admiring: I've seen hanging silk, but I haven't seen this kind of hanging silk!That kick I just did not seem to be wrong. You can only give this kind of treatment to Diaosi.
The man looked at the car going away, spat, and cursed: "It's so rude!"
After finishing speaking, he swaggered from the road back to the sidewalk.
This person has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, a wicked eyebrow and mouse eyes, as obscene as you want, with two front teeth sticking out, he said happily to Meng Xiaoben: "Sir, this kick is too substandard."
When Meng Xiaoben heard it, it was strange!strangeness!Is there anyone in the world who doesn't admire my kick?Is there anyone else who is more powerful than me?
"Tell me more, why is my foot so substandard?" Meng Xiaoben put on a modest look, like a student who is not ashamed to ask.
The man cleared his throat, spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the telephone pole with a "pop", stretched out his hand and rubbed his buttocks, "Want to ask me for advice? Pay the tuition first."
As the man spoke, he stretched out his bony hand.
Meng Xiaoben was very interested: I was lucky today, and I ran into a strange person when I went out.I might as well give him a few bucks and hear what he has to say.
Meng Xiaoben took out ten yuan and put it in that hand, "I would like to hear more about it."
The man squeezed the banknote carefully in his hand, held it up in front of his eyes again, and looked at it carefully under the sunlight, muttering, "There is a watermark, so it's not a counterfeit banknote." Hold it in your arms.
"Let me tell you, why do you say that your kick is not up to standard? There are two reasons. The first reason is that your kick is not fair and aboveboard. It is a sneak attack. Back then, the island army attacked other people's ports. It’s almost like your kick. You kick him from behind while he’s not on guard. The second reason is that you can’t grasp the strength of your kick well. You should calculate the advance according to the speed of the car, and then Use a little more energy and kick me directly under the wheel, that's called real kung fu. Do you know? Have you learned a lot?"
The man said happily, as if he was chatting with an old friend who was very close, and he couldn't tell at all that he had just been kicked severely and was almost run over by a car.
Meng Xiaoben couldn't help admiring, and thought to himself: There are many people in the world rushing to reincarnate, and this person in front of him is definitely No.1.
"Why did you ask me out?" Meng Xiaoben asked quietly.
"Look at the name of that tobacco shop across the road! Auspicious Tobacco Shop. The reason why I chose this place to date you is to send you auspicious luck." The man said seriously, as if for real. Meng Xiaoben seemed to be a great blessing.
"Where is your auspiciousness? Is it in that tobacco shop? Do you want me to kick you into the tobacco shop?" Meng Xiaoben asked with a smile, and then took half a step back, making a gesture of flying again. The gesture of raising one foot.
I have already experienced Meng Xiaoben's kick just now, and receiving Meng Xiaoben's kick is extraordinary. I don't know how good your national football team is. Now seeing Meng Xiaoben kicking again, I was so scared that I hurriedly hid on the telegraph pole Behind her, holding the telephone pole, showing half of her head, she waved her hands: "Forget it, forget about your second foot! I'm here to save your father-in-law."
"Save my father-in-law? How do you say it?" Meng Xiaoben was very surprised: Dong Guojia started to feel unwell last night, why is the news about this person so good?Know it right now?
"Is your father-in-law Dong Guojia sick?"
"Yes."
"I know his cause, do you believe it?"
"Talk about it. If you're sure, let's continue talking. If you're not sure, I'll kick you to the tobacco shop across the street."
"Your father-in-law has black hair between the eyebrows."
Hearing that man's words, Meng Xiaoben gasped: The chairman's brows are dark, you can't see it from the outside, how does this man know?
Could it be that he is the one who gave the cup?
Or someone in the know?
Or, does he have the spell to solve the cup?
Hey, you really can't underestimate this skinny monkey.Alright, regardless of whether he hangs the thread or not, let's figure it out first.
"You're right," Meng Xiaoben put down the posture he was about to step out just now, and his tone became more relaxed, "Let's find a teahouse to sit down and talk slowly."
"Hehe, it would be great to find a teahouse for a cup of tea. But please clarify in advance. I don't want to make AA with you. You proposed the teahouse. You want to treat me! I have nothing but the money you just handed over in my pocket." Ten yuan for tuition, and nothing else, don't expect me to bleed." The man said seriously, and at the same time patted his pocket to show that it was empty.
"Paralympia poor ghost, come with me." Meng Xiaoben said, then turned and walked towards a teahouse not far away.
The two came to the teahouse, called a private room, ordered a pot of Longjing tea, and some dried fruits.
"What's your fucking name? I've been listening to you for a long time and still haven't asked your name!" Meng Xiaoben took a sip of tea and asked while staring at the other party.
"I have traveled all over the world since I was a child. Madan didn't even have a registered permanent residence, so I didn't have a real name. People called me Lagan because I was thin."
"I heard your accent is local!"
"Hahahaha, locals, I'm still a pure villager with you! Do you know where my hometown is? I'll scare you by telling you that. Butou Village is only three miles away from your Mengjia Village."
Butou village?
Isn't this the village where Ye Lan lived?
(End of this chapter)
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