Super Red Packet

Chapter 329

Meng Xiaoben's words have a deep meaning: You are my master, I can repay you, but that is in the future, I can't repay you with rubies now.

"Master, don't say that, please accept my apprentice's worship!" Daochang Master kowtowed again, "Master must first agree to become a disciple, otherwise, the disciple will not get up."

what's the situation?
Is it really necessary to rely on Qiongzi's ruby?
Qiongzi thought the same thing as Meng Xiaoben, she couldn't bear to see her master like this, she pulled Meng Xiaoben's skirt from behind quietly, put her mouth close to his ear, and said in a very soft voice: "Or, why not?" His two?"

Meng Xiaoben pinched Qiongzi fiercely, and warned in a low voice, "Not even one."

Qiongzi was pinched and dared not make a sound.

Meng Xiaoben turned around and held his master's shoulder: "Master, stand up and say something."

"No, if you don't promise me, I will never stand up!" Master said firmly.

Meng Xiaoben scratched his scalp: This time, it's not easy.

"Master, what request do you have, do you want me to hear it?" Meng Xiaoben said tentatively, not daring to speak too harshly.

"The master must first agree to the disciple, and the disciple will stand up."

"I don't know if I can fulfill Master's request, so I dare not agree in advance. I'd better ask Master to tell me, what kind of things do I need to be an apprentice?" Meng Xiaoben thought: As long as it is not for the ruby, other things You can agree to anything.After all, the master has the kindness of being a teacher.

Seeing that Meng Xiaoben refused to agree directly, the master had no choice but to say: "It's about learning art."

hehe, ok.Not ruby ​​on the line.

Meng Xiaoben breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "I have a little kung fu, but my master has taught me that without my master's consent, I am not allowed to accept apprentices privately. Therefore, as long as it does not violate my master's will, I can agree."

Upon hearing this, Master Daochang hurriedly said: "Since Master said so, I will express my wish and hope Master will teach me."

"Master, tell me quickly."

The Taoist turned his back to Meng Xiaoben, his eyes were very earnest, "Master, please teach me the art of water escape!"

God!

He wants me to teach him the water escape technique!

Could it be that he knew that I succeeded in water escape this morning?

Had he been watching in secret?

This matter cannot be concealed like a ruby: Master taught me the art of earth escape, how can I hide the art of water escape?

In that case, it would be too dishonest to be a human being.

"Master," Meng Xiaoben supported Master, "I promise Master, stand up quickly."

The master stood up and bowed again: "I have practiced the art of water escape for 50 years, but I have never been able to understand its mystery. Unexpectedly, Master, you have a great understanding. In just one day, you have cultivated water escape. The technique, please be worshiped as a disciple."

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly replied: "Master, how did you know?"

"I went back to the hut just now, and saw faint traces of water above the yard. They were traces of water left in the air after the water escape, and it took ten hours to dissipate. Therefore, I guessed that you have completed the water escape technique. "

It turned out to be the case.

"Master, I got the water escape technique by accident, but my practice is too shallow. I have only escaped to a height of three meters, and it is difficult to climb up. If the master does not dislike it, I will tell the master how to escape the water."

Master Daochang's eyes were moist when he heard it: "I am so grateful. I have been puzzled by this for fifty years, and I didn't expect it to be a coincidence today."

"Then let's go back and implement it in the yard." Meng Xiaoben took Master's hand.

The three walked briskly back to the yard of the hut.

"Master, you stand here and let Qiongzi spray you with water, and then it will be done. With the master's skill, you should be able to escape thousands of miles away." Meng Xiaoben let the master into the middle of the yard.

Qiongzi thought it was fun, so she hurried to the well, fetched a bucket of water, took a sip, and walked to the master.

"Spray!" Meng Xiaoben said.

Qiongzi got the order, and with a "plop", she sprayed a mouthful of water directly on Master's face.

Master's face and clothes were immediately wet.

"let's go!"

Meng Xiaoben strengthened Master.

Qiongzi also clasped her hands together, nervously waiting for the water mist to rise.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

After 1 minute, nothing happened.

Meng Xiaoben was astonished!
The master opened his eyes, wiped the water from his face, and looked at Qiongzi and Meng Xiaoben in surprise.

"One more bite!" Meng Xiaoben said to Qiongzi.

Qiongzi ran back to the well, took a big gulp of water, puffed her cheeks, ran over, aimed at Master's face, and sprayed it again.

This mouthful is more intense than the previous one.

The water on Master's chest flowed down his clothes, soaking his pants.

However, after waiting for 3 minutes, there was still no movement.

"Or, should I have another bite?" Qiong Zi asked.

Meng Xiaoben shook his head, with a little shame on his face, "Master, forgive me for my incompetence!"

The master was stunned for a long time, did not speak, but fell into deep thought.

The three returned to the house silently, each with their own concerns.

Meng Xiaoben felt a bit off the chain, Qiongzi was worried that the master mistakenly thought that we would not teach the master the real water escape kung fu, and the master's heart was more complicated, and all kinds of thoughts were confused, frowning, drinking tea while drinking tea. think.

Where is the problem?

After a while, the master suddenly recited two sentences: "The sky is clear and the earth is turbid. When the sky is clear and the earth is turbid, the universe is formed."

"What do you mean?" Meng Xiaoben asked.

Master, you didn't answer. After looking at Meng Xiaoben for a while, you slowly asked: "Have you... ever had a woman?"

Although this question was a bit abrupt, and it was in front of Qiong Zi, it was difficult to say it.Fortunately, the woman Meng Xiaoben disclosed was Qiongzi's sister, so he was able to speak in front of Qiongzi, "I am in love with Qiongzi's sister."

"Oh, so you're not a child."

"Exactly, I am a worldly person, enjoying beauty to my heart's content, I am no more immortal than Master." Meng Xiaoben said somewhat proudly.

Master nodded, "Then, I guess, Miss Qiongzi is..."

"She is Chunchu." Meng Xiaoben said hastily, fearing that Master would make random guesses and make Qiongzi angry.

"That's right," the master slapped his thigh, "You remember, the front page of "The Secret Technique of Gathering Qi from Yin and Yang in Heaven and Earth" said: 'The sky is clear and the earth is turbid. When the sky is clear and the earth is turbid, the universe is formed.' It means that the five elements Escapism requires one yin and one yang to be successful. And within this yin and yang, one must be clear and the other turbid. What is clear? A virgin is pure. What is turbid? A virgin and a married man are turbid. Because they have had sex , the qi in the body has been mixed with yin and yang, so it is called turbidity, turbidity, turbidity, not filth. You are not a virgin, and Qiongzi is a virgin, which is in line with the way of one pure and one turbid. Therefore, she sprays you The water mist on my face has become the avenue of water escape. As for me, Qiong Zi sprayed water mist on my body, and it was clear of each other, no wonder it didn't work!"

"Master, you... haven't tasted a woman so far?" Meng Xiaoben blurted out without thinking, and the words were quite pitiful.

"During the Zhengde period of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty, I went up to the mountain to practice with my master at the age of 7. It has been more than 500 years since then. I have devoted myself to cultivating immortals and have never been sexually attracted to women."

"I admire Master." Meng Xiaoben said admiringly while thinking in his heart, he doesn't taste the taste of the world, but what's the benefit of living for 1 years?
(End of this chapter)