Super Red Packet

Chapter 614 Battle Talisman

"You play tricks on others like that, their bones are crushed and crumpled, can they control it?" Caihua said with a shy smile.

"I'm not afraid that you will give up halfway."

"Actually, I really didn't expect that here, this environment, is really exciting. I'll come back tomorrow." Caihua said.

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help feeling happy: People say that young women can't be messed with, it seems that's true.Once you get into it, you won't be able to get rid of it, and it will entangle you tightly, trying to squeeze you every day, and you must be squeezed dry.

However, after thinking about it, it's not bad to be entangled with a young woman like Caihua who has infinite charm.Just now, Caihua called Meng Xiaoben the first time to taste what is called wild game in the mountains.Therefore, when Caihua said "I'll come back tomorrow", Meng Xiaoben didn't object, but instead hugged Caihua's head and kissed her on the cheek, which was regarded as an affirmative answer to her.

Caihua felt comfortable all over, smiling brightly, humming a little song, and left the infirmary.

Meng Xiaoben watched Caihua leave, and suddenly remembered that the little turtle got an artifact last night——Dunlin.At this moment, there is no one else in the infirmary, so why not take it out for research.

So, he took out the little turtle, put it on the table, and asked: "Last night, you picked up a bargain and got an artifact. Little turtle, can I discuss something with you? Let me have your escape scales for fun." Bar?"

Reluctantly, the little turtle took out the white escape scale from under the turtle shell, and handed it to Meng Xiaoben: "Look, don't look at the eyes! You got so many artifacts from the Three Kingdoms red envelope group, But I have never had a divine weapon, and I finally exchanged a whole body of dung for a divine weapon, are you jealous?"

Meng Xiaoben smiled while watching: "I'm not jealous, I just look at it, just look at it... This artifact is really good, but it hasn't worked yet. Do you want to show it?"

"Didn't you show it last night? It's very useful."

"I want you to use this escape scale to do something serious."

"What's the business? I just want to use it to show off in my heart. Which widow's house should I go to peek? Is it day or night? I am more expert in this area, and I have an advantage."

Meng Xiaoben gave the little turtle a sideways look, and said mockingly: "You have a fart advantage, and it's useless if you look at it."

"I have a great advantage. Think about it, I'm small, so if you peek, I have an advantage over you. You can only look at each other at the same level, but I can only look up from the bottom. I have a panoramic view of the spring scenery. "The little turtle smiled lewdly.

"I'm not telling you to peek at women, but I'm telling you to go to the detention center."

"Go to the jail?"

"Yes, go there for a big event." Meng Xiaoben was a little worried that the little turtle would not go.The prison is a dangerous place, of course the little turtle knows this, is it willing to take risks?As long as the little turtle doesn't want to go, then Meng Xiaoben will withdraw his idea.

"Big event?" The little tortoise was a little excited, "I sleep every day, it's boring enough, it's very exciting to do a big event. Tell me, what's the big event?" The little tortoise turned twice on the table, stretched Stretching his waist, looking eager to try, he looked at Meng Xiaoben.

"I have two enemies in the detention center. Originally, I could have killed them myself without bothering you. However, both of them are under Mr. Zheng Jianghai's subordinates, and they are capable generals. I killed them. Zheng Jianghai's place is not good, after all, I have to take care of Mr. Zheng's face. So, I left two lives for the time being. However, I don't feel good in my heart, and I feel angry when I think about it. I almost died twice in the detention center. These two brats instigated people to do it. That’s why the gates of hell are closed. If it weren’t for my cleverness, I would have died by now. Not only did they assassinate me, but what’s even worse is that these two The kid did whatever he wanted in the detention center, did countless bad things, killed many people, and allegedly sold drugs. Not only them, I am sorry for myself, but also for those prisoners who died unjustly."

The little tortoise blinked and nodded thoughtfully, like a chivalrous man with a sense of justice, he said in a very arrogant tone: "Such bad guys are a waste of food if they are alive, it's better to get rid of them. And, Didn’t you say that the more evil you get rid of, the more Tao points and virtue points you accumulate?”

"That's right. The director of the Bureau of Health and Medicine was eliminated a few days ago. The drug boy told me that the heavens gave me a great reward, and directly rewarded me with 100 virtue points. Do you know that I rescued a widow and made her happy physically and mentally?" , Breaking free from the mire of longing, so that they no longer have to suffer through the night, think about it, what a merit this is. But even so, the heavens only gave me 50 points of virtue."

"In this way, if you get rid of the two villains in the detention center, it is equivalent to saving four widows?" The little turtle became excited, as if it had a sense of accomplishment that it had already asked for help from eight widows, and its small eyes were full of light. radiant.

Seeing the little tortoise like this, Meng Xiaoben was worried that the little tortoise would take credit for his pride after finishing the big event, so he had to cool it down and let him calm down. Therefore, it is better to talk about this matter in a bland way, lest the little tortoise finish the job, Meng Xiaoben I owe it too much favor.So, Meng Xiaoben "added" and said: "According to the normal calculation, this is the case. However, I don't know if the heavens can give me rewards again. I heard that the rewards of the heavens don't come every time, just once in a while. If you can't get it Reward, kill these two villains, only a few points."

Unexpectedly, the realm of the little tortoise was far higher than Meng Xiaoben imagined, it patted Meng Xiaoben's hand, and taught in a morally supreme tone: "Should we not just spin around on the points? A little realm, okay? Don’t think so much! Just get rid of the people who should get rid of, just like weeding, weeds that should be got rid of, just get rid of them. Even if you don’t get points, get rid of them.”

Meng Xiaoben was secretly happy when he saw that he had mobilized the little turtle's emotions, but he still pretended on the surface.He patted the little turtle's shell, eyes full of "respect", and said in a very "sentimental" tone: "Your level of thinking is really high. I have learned a lot and benefited a lot from being with you."

In fact, the little tortoise has learned about Meng Xiaoben a long time ago, and most of what he said has a purpose.The little tortoise sneered, tilted his nose, pricked his nostrils, and said with infinite contempt: "Don't give me soup! Is it interesting? Who doesn't know who? Tell me quickly: address, name. I just went and cleaned them up."

Meng Xiaoben was exposed by the little turtle, and his face was a little uneasy, so he quickly wiped his face with his hands, erasing all the embarrassing expressions, took out a pen, and wrote down the address of the detention center and the name of Brother Shan Shui.

The little turtle looked at the note, nodded while reading it, and murmured: "Brother Shan, Brother Shui, these two names don't sound like good people."

Meng Xiaoben thought again, the little turtle is so small, after he went to the detention center, he met Brother Shan Shui, how could he beat the two of them?Haven't been kicked away by others?No, I have to ask it to see if it is sure.If you're not sure, don't do it.The little tortoise is my best friend, a good teacher and helpful friend. If something happens to the little tortoise, what should I do in the future? It's too late to regret it.

"Master, I want to ask you, how do you kill these two guys?" Meng Xiaoben asked tentatively.He was afraid that the question would be too unartistic and hurt the little turtle's self-esteem, so he specially added the word "ask for advice" before the question.

The little tortoise was indeed taken comfortably by the word "ask for advice", so he said: "With my boundless magic, I can kill these two boys with any small trick of the Miaojiang cup technique. However, since Apprentice, you mentioned it, and I think you are quite thoughtful, Apprentice. We should adopt the most efficient method...Let me think about it, hey, there is no way, I have too many spells on me, and I will be distracted for a while... ...Think about it, which method should I use? Oh, the pain..."

"Master, why are you in pain?" Meng Xiaoben knew that the little tortoise was pretending, so he followed its words and let it continue to pretend.

"People who don't have spells, the pain is that they don't have spells to kill people. I have too many spells, and when it comes time to use them, I hesitate. Which spell should I use?"

"Well, what's so painful about this?" Meng Xiaoben pretended not to understand, and continued to lift the little turtle into the air.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it. This kind of high-level pain is beyond your understanding and experience. Let's not talk about it, I just ask you, since these two guys are the bosses in the detention center, then, Are they good at fighting?"

"Yes. They are very good at fighting. Their bodies are full of muscles. They seem to be Lianjiazi. Are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid of shit. I want them both to spank each other."

"Good idea, Gao, my master is Gao. Let two enemies fight without doing it yourself. This is the highest level of beating. Master, you have reached the highest level." Meng Xiaoben gave a thumbs up, "But , how do you do this?"

The little turtle giggled, "I will draw a battle talisman for the two of them. After they get the talisman, they will fight until they die."

It's so powerful!This symbol is not bad.Bird people like Brother Shan and Shui, whoever kills them will get their hands dirty, and letting them beat themselves is really a brilliant idea.

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly took out a magic talisman and presented the pen.

The little tortoise sketched and drew for a long time.

Meng Xiaoben watched carefully, and the little turtle actually drew Guan Gong and Qin Qiong on it.

"These two are both gods of war. Guan Gong was invincible in the Three Kingdoms, and Qin Qiong was invincible in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. These two have never fought against each other, and we don't know who is better. When they meet together, neither will obey the other, and they must kill each other. "The little turtle smiled wickedly.

"That is to say, after Brother Shan and Brother Shui are cursed, will they think they are Guan Gong and Qin Qiong?"

"That's right. After winning this talisman, they feel that they are absolutely number one in the world. Think about it, if two number ones in the world meet, can they fight?"

Guan Gong's battle with Qin Qiong is of course worth watching.Either death or injury.

"Go and come back quickly. This time is the lunch time in the detention center. Let them play in the dining room. It is spacious and everyone looks at it for fun."

The little turtle took out the escape scale, bit it in his mouth, and said: "Look."

Meng Xiaoben carried the little tortoise into the yard, put it on the soft soil of the flower bed, and said affectionately: "You can get in here, the soil here is soft, so as not to break your head."

Just as the little turtle was about to drill into the soil, suddenly, a crow flew over from the air, and with a "swish", it sprinkled a bubble of shit from the air, and landed on the little turtle's back.

The little turtle looked up and scolded: "Rely on your grandma, dead crow! You don't even wear a pair of underpants when you go out!"

The crow is actually a crow spirit, and he speaks more clearly than the little turtle: "I rely on your grandma, you shit and still wear pants?"

After finishing speaking, he stopped his wings and flew away.

The little tortoise felt a little unlucky for having a poop all over his body.Meng Xiaoben hurriedly took out the toilet paper to wipe off the crow's droppings, and said, "It's unlucky to encounter crow's droppings when you just go out, or, don't go to the detention center today, go to another day."

The little tortoise was stubborn: "It's just a broken crow, a feature I don't usually like. How can I be afraid that it will be auspicious or unlucky?"

Saying that, he burrowed into the ground and disappeared.

Hahaha, Brother Shan, Brother Shui, your end is here now.I, Meng Xiaoben, have met masters since I came out of the mountain, but you two low hands almost cost me my life.Madi, what's especially bad is that I didn't provoke you, you took the initiative to trouble me.You don't even know that I, Meng Xiaoben, have a motto: Anyone who offends me will be punished even if he is far away.Even if you stay in the detention center, you will not escape bad luck.

Meng Xiaoben made a cup of tea, drank it, and waited happily for the good news.

After waiting for an hour, the little turtle did not come back.

Meng Xiaoben's heart beat a little: This... nothing will happen, right?
(End of this chapter)