Super Red Packet

Chapter 712 Iron Armored General
"Ming people don't speak dark words, that's exactly the case. But even so, wouldn't it be good for you all demons? Meng Xiaoben has an eternal sword in his hand. If we go to Shalao Peak together and kill Meng Xiaoben, I would rather give that sword to you Wanmo Guild, and I only want a small bottle in his arms." Lou Xiaohu knew that if he didn't use that sword as a lure, the opponent would not be able to send troops.

"Bottle? What's in the bottle?" The three demons worried that the bottle was more powerful than the sword.

"The bottle is filled with Linglu Jade Liquid, which can make the skin darker and fairer, which is exactly what I lack."

"Hahahaha," the three elders all laughed.

"That's right, that's right, you, Lou Xiaohu, have such dark skin, it's really against the law, if you have skin-beautifying products to brighten your skin, you can marry a wife. I understand, we completely understand." The three demons laughed hard.

"Since that's the case, why are you fooling around? Meng Xiao himself is very skilled, and assassinating the evil old man is just a quick kill. If we go late, he has already returned triumphantly, why don't you hurry up!" Lou Xiaohu was in a hurry .

"Go!" The three demons stood up, flicked their long sleeves, the wind flew wildly, the things placed in the hall jumped violently, and the books on the bookshelf kept falling to the ground. "Second elders, let's go immediately!"

The two elders stood up and agreed in unison: "Take the sword and kill the thief, and restore the prestige of my Myriad Demons Association. I will do this today. The green iron full magic sword of my Myriad Demons Association was broken by an unknown sword. , has greatly damaged the reputation of my Wanmo Society, and the whole Jianghu ridiculed it. We want to seize that sword and keep it for my Wanmo Society, so as to revive my society's prestige. But Meng Xiaoben is powerful and cannot be underestimated. We You need to be many times stronger than your opponent in order to be sure of victory."

"Okay, according to what you two said, the disciples above the second floor of the Ten Thousand Devils will leave within 3 minutes!" The leader of the Three Devils issued an order.

"Yes!" The two elders said in unison, their voices so loud that the beams in the back hall swayed and almost collapsed.

"Hurry up and bring my wandering warship!" The three demons screamed.

"Yes!" All the disciples replied in unison.

After a while, a golden yacht shaped like an olive rose from the backyard, and then slowly landed in the courtyard.

The disciples above the second floor of the Ten Thousand Demons Association, hearing the order, rushed to the front one by one, stood upright by the side of the boat, and waited for the order.

"Get on the boat!" The three demons roared.

More than 40 disciples climbed onto the battleship one after another.

"Destination: Shalao Peak, dirty evil old cave, start at full power, and fly straight at full speed!" The three demons' eyes were blood red, like a wolf that had been hungry for a long time, and found its prey.His voice had never been so shocking, all the disciples heard it, they were all terrified in their hearts, they all stood neatly on the side of the ship, staring ahead, not daring to make any moves.

The warship launched, and the huge lights and shadows illuminated the entire yard and even the roofs of hundreds of nearby houses.

The battleship rises slowly, and the huge energy center continuously emits red light. This red light supports the ground, supporting the huge black body of the battleship from the ground, like a black lion, slowly upwards, and then accelerates and gallops in the sky.

All the hundreds of sects in the Demon Star City saw the red light and thought it was a fire, but when they saw the battleship in the sky, they knew that the ten thousand demons would dispatch the battleship.

Countless people were stunned by this gigantic spectacle, they all looked up and kept guessing why the Ten Thousand Devils were defeated yesterday and they were all out today?

The warship of the Wanmohui is not a secret. In the Demon Star City, all the elders of various sects know that this warship was given to the Wanmohui by a strange person from the Western Regions thousands of years ago.Its internal operation mystery, so far no one knows.Normally, this warship is only stored in a huge warehouse in the back hall of the Demon Society. It has only been used three times in the past thousand years. The first two times were the critical moments of the life-and-death duel with the Eastern Holy Cult and the Southern Water Sect. It was a surprise victory. .

And today, what was the big event that alarmed the Ten Thousand Devils Association?
The dull and huge thunderous roar covered the entire sky, like black clouds capturing the city, tightly covering the magic star city in the sound waves.The entire Magic Star City was shocked by it, and seeing the huge brilliance emitted by the black boat in the sky, they were speechless!
"Could it be that the Ten Thousand Demons Society has encountered a catastrophe?"

"Until the last moment, will the demons use the yacht? Maybe, such a big move is to destroy a big sect?"

"Hmph, I was cut off by a little-known boy yesterday, and the whole army was discouraged. Before recovering their vitality, they wanted to destroy other sects? What a whimsical idea. In my opinion, today's actions probably ended in failure!"

Amidst the amazement and discussion in the city, the head of Wugang sat in the compound of Gangshamen, watching the Youfang warship rising higher and higher from the sky, and finally disappeared into the clouds with a roar.

He imagined countless possibilities in his mind, but the only thing he didn't think of was that there was also his disciple Lou Xiaohu sitting in this battleship.

A capricious monster, ruled by jealousy and lust, is joining forces with his former nemesis to accomplish a dastardly purpose.

At the same time, Meng Xiaoben had already arrived at the foot of Shalao Peak by using the water escape technique.

Shalaofeng is called Shalaofeng by local people.

The mountain is treacherous, bare and without a single tree. It is on the edge of the Great Gobi in the west. The perennial north wind blows away any water and dries up in pieces. The rocks have been eroded by tens of millions of years and have been severely weathered. There are strange-shaped statues everywhere. The weathered stones form a trumpet effect. Whenever the wind blows, various wind whirls are formed between the weathered stones, and the air currents collide with each other, making loud noises, like ghosts crying and wolves howling, which is very terrifying.

Meng Xiaoben hid his figure, walked lightly, and climbed towards the hillside.

The fine weathered sand and stones made rustling sounds constantly under their feet.

The hillside is steep, and from time to time, stones that are trampled under the feet roll down the hillside.

The surroundings are still so quiet, so quiet that even the sound of gophers walking underground can be heard.

On the side of the road, a severed limb lay obliquely under a boulder.

The severed limb was the lower right limb, below the knee.The scary thing is that there is a pair of trouser legs on it, half-exposing the cut of the broken foot, bloody and bloody, and the blood has flowed to the ground, forming dry scars.

This is a severed limb of a woman, from the skin, it should be a young woman.

Meng Xiaoben inspected the fracture, and couldn't help being startled: it wasn't cut with a knife or a sword, but pulled open.

The murderer is extremely powerful, destroying human limbs, such as destroying the dead.

The means are so cruel!

Dirty old man!
If the name is filthy, the person is also filthy!

About to confront such an opponent, Meng Xiaoben couldn't help hesitating: It's not that he's afraid of him, but that he's sick of him!Even if you get close to him, it feels like getting close to a pile of dog dung makes you lose your appetite!
The entrance of the cave is halfway up the mountain, without the name of the cave mansion engraved on it, and without any repairs, it looks like a cave where a big beast lives.A fishy smell came from inside, and Meng Xiaoben couldn't help taking two steps back.

"Fast back, fast back, evil spirit!" the little turtle suddenly said.

Meng Xiaoben retreated abruptly, more than ten meters back.

"Is there any talisman left?" Little Turtle poked his head out and asked.

"Of course there are. There are more than a dozen left from the last one. A few days ago, Nezha said that there were [-]% off talismans in the pig sister's shop, and I bought another twenty."

"Stop talking nonsense," the little turtle said anxiously, "take it out quickly."

Meng Xiaoben took out the talisman, and the little turtle lay down on the rock, drew a big environmental protection charm of "Chasing Odor and Freshness", and handed it to Meng Xiaoben: "Burn it."

After the talisman paper was burned, Meng Xiaoben moved forward again, and came to the entrance of the cave again. Sure enough, there was no smell in the cave, but it was fresh and pleasant.

Just as Meng Xiaoben was about to go inside, the little turtle said again: "Aren't you courting death?"

"Looking for death? Why do you say that?"

"This hole smells so bad, have you thought about the reason?"

"Think of a fork! It must be that the evil old man likes to fart."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the little turtle sighed, "Uneducated, it's terrible! This is a filthy technique! Have you heard of it? The filthy technique!"

"Dirty art? There are such evil arts in the world?"

The little turtle earnestly said: "You, Xiao Ben, my good apprentice. How many sorcerers are there in the world? There are thousands of them. This filthy technique is one of the most evil and lecherous in the world, with a history of more than a thousand years. One of the methods of making pollution is to take the feces and urine of various animals, dry them for a hundred days, make a paste with ground glue and menstrual blood, and make it into a cake shape, then dry it for a hundred days, and cover it with evil charms in the cave for a hundred days. It becomes filthy incense, and the stench can cause people to faint. If you enter the cave now, you will definitely be unpredictable."

After all, he was from the Wu family, the little turtle really has extraordinary knowledge!
"No wonder the Gang Sha Sect of Demon Star City can't deal with the evil old man." Meng Xiaoben asked, "What can you do?"

"There is a solution, but there is a dung beetle missing."

"This is easy." Meng Xiaoben said, left near the entrance of the cave, hid behind a boulder, turned on the mobile data, and sent a message to the drug boy:
"Master Yaotong, in order to subdue an evil monster, I urgently need a dung beetle."

"Hahaha, brother Meng, this is easy to handle. I'll go to the Jade Emperor's stable to catch one."

"Okay, you go and come back quickly."

The drug boy had quick legs, and after only ten minutes, he sent back a message:

"Brother Meng, one large dung beetle!"

Then, a red envelope flashed out:
"Congratulations, you have received a dung beetle red envelope from Yaotong!"

Damn, the dung beetle red envelope is really an anecdote in the world.

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help but want to laugh, and tapped lightly with his finger.

I'm going, it's disgusting!
I saw a dung beetle the size of a teacup slowly crawling out from the screen.

The fan-shaped head has a pointed horn in the center, which is bent backward like an olecranon.The bright compound eyes have a bright strip in the middle, just like a cat in daytime, with a fierce light shining from the narrow strip, gloomy and terrifying.Long tentacles, pronotum with horizontal ridges, ridges bent into obtuse angles, yellow cilia under the chest, thick legs with maroon burrs on them, it looks majestic and majestic!
The name doesn't sound good, but the person in person looks majestic and mighty!

The dung beetle fell to the ground, clasped its claws together, made an arch, and said: "General Iron Armor, under the order of Master Yaotong, come to General Meng's tent to obey orders!"

I go!

Iron Armored General, a nice name, much better than dung beetles.

"Okay, Iron Armored General, you have an important task here, to remove all the dirt and dung in the cave. Can you do it?"

"Report to General Meng, cleaning up excrement and accumulated excrement is my ancestral unique skill, unparalleled in the world. Not to mention some excrement in a cave, there are thousands of toilets in the world..."

"Stop, stop! Nausea, stop it! Don't say it." Meng Xiaoben waved his hand to stop General Tiejia when he saw that he was about to say some obscenities again.

"Hee hee," Iron Armored General was a little embarrassed, "I'm used to it! I get excited when shit is mentioned."

"Get ready, I'll hypnotize the filthy old man in the cave first, and then you start to act."

Meng Xiaoben took out the magic talisman, drew a big Nankeyimeng spell, walked quietly to the cave, burned the talisman, and threw it into the cave. The people inside have fallen asleep, so act as soon as possible."

(End of this chapter)