Super Red Packet

Chapter 816
The drums on the battlefield died down, the flags on both sides did not move, and the two generals separated and walked towards their own camp.

Meng Xiaoben saw it clearly, with a feeling of excitement in his head, and whispered: These two stopped their hands when they were facing each other just now, muttering, could it be that they are discussing collusion with each other?
"It's a bad thing, it's a bad thing! This uncle of the country has already developed an evil intention towards you, and he wants to make things difficult for you." Beggar Dao whispered in Meng Xiaoben's ear.

"Can you kill him?"

"I'll play by ear."

At this time, Uncle Guo strode up to the top of the wall.

His eyes widened with anger, he approached Meng Xiaoben, without kneeling, he cupped his hands and asked: "Your Majesty, Meng Xiaoben has evil intentions and seeks to seize the throne, does Your Majesty know?"

Meng Xiaoben understood that this question must be framed by King Qing to frame Meng Xiaoben.

"Uncle Guo, where did you start talking about this?"

"King Qing talked clearly with me!"

"Uncle Guo, you have been fooled! This is King Qing's plan to retreat, even children can see it."

A wave of anger rose in Uncle Guo's heart: The king is calling me inferior to a child.Thinking of this, Uncle Guo's face turned crooked, he glared at Meng Xiaoben, turned around, and led a group of generals down the city.

"He must have gone to tell the queen. The queen is extremely jealous, and I don't know how many concubines in the harem will be raped!" Beggar Dao whispered.

"Hurry up, catch up quickly, I will kill my uncle." Meng Xiaoben hurriedly ordered the beggar to say.

Beggar Dodge slipped out of Meng Xiaoben's ear and through his hair, turned into a cloud of green smoke, and chased after Uncle Guo.

Uncle Guo has already gone down to the foot of the city.

Qingyan followed Uncle Guo, flying up and down in the air.

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly stood up and looked down the city.

The wisp of green smoke circled around Uncle Guo, and suddenly, it turned into a smoke snake, which burrowed towards the back of the beggar's head.

Get in!

Beggar Dao yelled: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The green smoke has a big head and a small tail, and with only a flick of its tail, the green smoke completely disappeared into his mind.

"Aah!"

A series of strange screams came out from the mouth of Beggar Dao.

Loud and deafening like a train whistle.

On the city wall, several battle flags were flying, and they were blown by the sound wave caused by the uncle's roar.

When the uncle Guo was attacked, he stopped and did not look around for the source of the attack, but first saved himself, bent his knees, and sat cross-legged on the ground.

Gradually put your hands together and put them on your chest.

The lips opened and closed slightly, and a string of secret words emerged from the mouth.

Meng Xiaoben suppressed the fear in his heart, watched intently, and was extremely anxious in his heart: old beggar head, you must not make a heroic sacrifice!You are dead, what can I do!I can't go back to Jiangcheng.

After the uncle Guo finished reading the secret words, he pointed his two index fingers to his temples and shook his hands——

Meng Xiaoben stared blankly: two index fingers sank into the temples together!
Suicide?

"Uncle Guo, you want to open it!" Meng Xiaoben was very excited and shouted excitedly.

Seeing "Your Majesty" like this, all the officials became followers and shouted:

"Uncle Guo, you can't!"

"You are the pillar of the country, you cannot die!"

Uncle Guo's double index fingers were pulled out from the temples.

There was no blood on the two fingers, and a ball of fire was pinched on the fingertips!
Among the people present, only Meng Xiaoben understood in his heart: the old beggar has lost his head and was picked out!
Uncle Guo put his hands together quickly and placed them in front of his chest.

Between the palms and fingers, slowly, smoke seeped out.

Ruined!
Meng Xiaoben's palms were sweating, and his heart felt like a knife: Uncle Guo was burning the old beggar's head with five real fires!
After the smoke emerged from Uncle Guo's palms, it scattered into one piece, and a slight burnt smell wafted in the air.

It only takes a few minutes for the Wumai real fire to burn a high-level real body.

When the time comes, the soul and spirit will be burned together!
No, the old beggar's life is hanging by a thread.

Meng Xiaoben took a peek around and saw that everyone was paying attention to Guojiu, so Meng Xiaoben quietly took out the wishful fou while no one was paying attention to him.

Pretending that Ruyi Fou was a snuff bottle, Meng Xiaoben put the mouth of the bottle to his mouth, and whispered in a very thin voice: "Shi Kelang, come out!"

The Armored General immediately poked his head out of the bottle and crawled out.

"Look at the front, the uncle Guo sitting there is burning the old beggar's head, hurry up and rescue him!" Meng Xiaoben pointed to the uncle Guo and whispered to General Tiejia.

General Iron Armor only glanced at it, and then said, "I'll bite him!"

After finishing speaking, General Iron Armor jumped from Meng Xiaoben's hand to the ground.

Everyone's attention was on Uncle Guo, and no one noticed that a Shi Kelang quickly crawled down the city.

It hopped and jumped, rolled and crawled along the ramp in the upper city, and ran straight down the city.

In a blink of an eye, he had already climbed behind Guojiu.

Uncle Guo's back was dripping with sweat at this time, and he was exercising all the five ignorant real fires in his dantian.The real fire continuously rushed to the palms in the meridians, and wherever it passed, the whole body was scorched and hot.

General Tiejia resisted the heat waves, and crawled towards Uncle Guo with his head held high.

The hem of the uncle's robes was piled on the ground.The Iron Armored General swings back and climbs upwards.

Turning over the ditch of the robe, he climbed up to the back waist step by step.

Stretch out a long steel beak, like a woodpecker pecking wood, with a pointed end, the long beak pierces directly into the back of the uncle Guo!

"Ah!" Uncle Guo couldn't help screaming.

His body was stabbed suddenly, a piercing pain hit him, and his body couldn't help shaking twice.

He knew in his heart: if the inner qi loosens at this time, the firepower of the five ignorance real fire will drop or even be extinguished immediately, and the spirit soul in his hand will narrowly escape!

Uncle Guo gritted his teeth, frowned and held his breath, telling himself: Don't let go!hold onto!
Iron Armored General's first wave of attacks had no effect: Uncle Guo was still sitting upright and motionless.

Iron Armored General put his beak again!
This beak is sharper than the first beak!
The long sharp beak pierced into Uncle Guo's back!

All of a sudden, there was a sharp pain in Uncle Guo's spinal cord.

The place where the long beak penetrates is the back section of the Great Ring Road of the Rendu Second Meridian, which is connected to Gudao Perineum and other acupoints.

Intense stimulation, quickly passed down!
Uncle Guo only felt a burst of anger, and a strong air flow squeezed downward from his belly.The uncontrollable fart suddenly rose up and gathered at the mouth of Gu Dao.

Giant farts gathered at the mouth of the valley road, like a heavy army stationed inside the city gate, is it allowed?Still not letting go?

If it is allowed, the airflow may exceed the speed, causing all the true energy to leak out.

If it's forbidden, it's unbearable to be tortured by waves of strong fart!

It's really hard to let go, it's also hard to stop, let go of the two boundless!
Uncle Guo is hard to decide, he hesitates again and again!
The Iron Armored General went down with two beaks, any master in the world would have to scream and run away!
But this dead country uncle was motionless, sitting upright like a pile of dog dung!
General Tiejia's feat in Magic Star City a few days ago destroyed a cave in a short time.

But in front of him, he was resisted by an old guy: the two beaks went down, it was like scratching an itch!
If you lose the battle and return to the army like this, you will definitely be laughed at by that turtle boy!
Also, that new ginseng doll.This little doll thinks very highly of herself, and looks down on Iron Armored General very much.If I go out and fail to win, I will be ridiculed by this brat in the future!
Little turtle, ginseng baby, with my noble background, how can I be angry with you two?I'm from the famous Shi Kelang in Heaven!If you don't become famous in the sky, you will be infamous on the earth forever!
Thinking of this, Iron Armored General was eager to win, mustered his energy, and then pecked at his back fiercely!
This last beak took more than [-]% of his strength!
Uncle Guo had already used his control to the limit just now, and it was really unbearable after going through this beak again, Gu Dao let go——

"feed!"

There was a loud noise, long and high-pitched, like a sound of spring thunder, the earth trembled and the eardrums squeaked.

On and off the city, everyone was shocked:
"It's thundering?"

look up at the sky.The sky is cloudless, where is the thunder?

"The landslide?"

Where did the landslide come from when the king's city was built on the ground!

I saw Uncle Guo's body sitting upright, jumping upwards, about a foot high.

The huge rebound force of the giant fart lifted Uncle Guo into the air.

The front and back hems of the robes piled on the ground were stirred by the huge blast, and all stretched out!Seen from afar, Uncle Guo seems to be sitting on a huge lotus leaf!

This spectacle lasted for a second, after the giant fart exploded, Uncle Guo slumped to the ground and returned to his original state!
Bear the brunt of the Iron Armored General!

The moment the giant fart exploded, the Iron Armored General yelled, "No!"

Shrinking his figure, his two front paws tightly grasped the uncle's robe, and his body leaned tightly on the robe, trying to stabilize it.

This fart is unprecedented, the power of the explosion is beyond imagination, and it has an unprecedented effect of destroying the three views!
Rao is an armored general, and he can't stop it!

Iron Armored General only felt an incomparable force, lifting his body high, the fart wind was as fast as lightning, Iron Armored General couldn't grasp it with his claws, he didn't feel like he missed his hand, his body was swept up by the fart wind, and flew out!

After all, the body is too small, Shi Kelang is in the air, like fallen leaves, and like a kite with a broken string, it floats across the city with the fart wind, and then floats for a while, landing in the water of the moat!

The surface of the water swirled and disappeared.

When the fart wind reached Meng Xiaoben's side, although it weakened somewhat, the stench was still incomparable, as if someone had opened the biogas chamber!

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help covering his nostrils with the king's robe, his lungs churned, and with a wow, he almost poured out his breakfast on the ground!

Above and below the city, all the soldiers and generals, more than tens of thousands, were blown to pieces by this powerful explosion, and fell to the ground one after another. From a distance, they looked like ripe rice in autumn, blown by a strong wind, and fell to the ground. !

Ah!
The two guards around Meng Xiaoben held the "dragon body" tightly, and Meng Xiaoben managed to stand still and not fall down.

Still in shock, Meng Xiaoben immediately realized: General Iron Armor is missing!
With this violent fart, will Iron Armored General... be killed?
Meng Xiaoben hurriedly dismissed the two guards and took out the little turtle from his arms.

When the little tortoise was in a deep sleep just now, it was awakened by a loud noise, and was crawling out, suddenly saw Meng Xiaoben lift it out of his clothes, and hurriedly asked: "Apprentice, what happened?"

Meng Xiaoben was anxious at this time, and had no time to compete with this dead turtle for his master-student status, so he said hurriedly in a low voice: "General Iron Armor was wiped out by the uncle of the country! He didn't know whether he was going to live or not! Probably bad luck is inevitable, unfortunately he died It’s gone. Go and find it! If you’re alive, you want to see people, if you’re dead, you want to see corpses.”

(End of this chapter)