Super Red Packet

Chapter 862 Bacteria Whether Human or Immortal
After posting, Meng Xiaoben calmed down, but he was a little scared: he was too anxious and careless just now, and even the packaging bag of the chicken feet was also posted.

What if the Taishang Laojun blamed it for other people's leftovers and refused to give me the magic weapon in a fit of anger?
The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, staring nervously at the screen, waiting for the reply from Taishang Laojun.

About 2 minutes later, Taishang Laojun finally wrote back:
"Taishang Laojun: Meng Huo, it's extremely delicious!"

Meng Xiaoben let out a long sigh of relief, thankfully said to himself: Finally, the Taishang Laojun has been dealt with.

"Taishang Laojun: This brocade sauce chicken feet is beyond description, there is no such delicious thing in the sky! It is fragrant and spicy, spicy and sweet, it is so refreshing! I have never eaten such a delicious thing in my life. But , the quantity is a bit small, only three, I ate them all in a few bites. Is there any more?"

Meng Xiaoben thought: If I say yes, you Taishang Laojun will think that this kind of chicken feet is too easy to get.

"Meng Huo: Taishang Laojun, this phoenix claw is a treasure, and it is not easy to get. If Taishang Laojun still wants to eat it, I will send people to the mountains to catch the phoenix, cook it, and send it to Taishang Laojun. "

"Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, I'll wait for your good news. Now, I can give you the artifact."

Meng Xiaoben was so excited that his palms were sweating.Can you not be excited?

You know, the artifacts of Taishang Laojun are all superb!The last time I planted a grass seed in the back garden of the Taishang Laojun, it turned out to be a beauty fairy mouth of Linglu Bozhi.

"Taishang Laojun: As far as I know, you have obtained the Emperor Dragon Jue, one of the Jiulong Tianjue, but you only know the first four characters of this tactic'law to control the universe'. Is there such a thing?"

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help being shocked: All my actions were actually found out by the Taishang Laojun!

This Huanglong formula was obtained by Meng Xiaoben and Du Shan's mother when they went to the small livestock area of ​​Tianlong Tomb. It was said that the eight formulas would be divided between the two, but unexpectedly Du Shan's mother wanted to monopolize it and wanted to kill Meng Xiaoben.Meng Xiaoben had no choice but to kill Dushan's old mother with Jingleizi, and then found the eight formulas from her.But the eight heavenly formulas were all burnt out, leaving only four remnants of the Huanglong formula: the law controls the universe.

The Dragon Jue is incomplete and useless.

But now, if he could get all the Emperor Dragon Art... that would be an absolute surprise.

"Meng Huo: This is exactly what happened. Please give me the rest of the Emperor Dragon Jue, Taishang Laojun!"

"Taishang Laojun: The Emperor Dragon Jue is the first of the Tianlong Jiu Jue. Among the nine Jue, the power is the strongest. After you master it, there are not many people in the world who can fight you. I hope you will do it yourself. This The eight-character tactic: the law controls the universe, and the luck is in the slightest! Just this horoscope, after you read it, the Emperor Dragon Art will be activated instantly!"

"The law controls the world, Yuntong Weiwei!" Meng Xiaoben repeated softly, feeling very excited in his heart: Mastered the Emperor Dragon Jue, plus the Greedy Thought Jue that he had already mastered, the power of the two superimposed and doubled!

That's great, my brother!

"Meng Huo: Grand Master, thank you very much."

"Taishang Laojun: You are welcome. If you are grateful, just send me more food in the future."

"Meng Huo: Definitely."

Meng Xiaoben sat in front of the refrigerator, closed his eyes and recited silently a dozen times, recited the Emperor Dragon Art by heart.

"Snapped!"

A slap came over.

"Meng Xiaoben, what are you doing here? The old monk is chanting scriptures?"

Meng Xiaoben looked back, and Lin Yunhan was standing in front of him with a smile.

"Lin Yun," Meng Xiaoben said excitedly, "Guess what big deal I just made?"

Lin Yun didn't understand, looked Meng Xiaoben up and down, and asked in amazement: "You are at home all the time, what kind of business can you do? Could it be that you got a deal on the phone?"

"No, no. I just now," Meng Xiaoben shook his phone, "I used my phone to send three chicken feet to Taishang Laojun in exchange for Taishang Laojun's Huanglong Jue! You know, Huanglong Jue! The dragon tactic is the most powerful tactic of the Jiulong Tianjue!"

Lin Yun was surprised when he heard this: "Chicken feet? Did you give Taishang Laojun the chicken feet in the refrigerator?"

"Yes! Taishang Laojun likes it very much!"

Lin Yun hurriedly opened the refrigerator to take a look, and the half bag of chicken feet was gone. She couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "It's broken! The chicken feet were leftover by my sister-in-law and I last month, and I forgot to throw them away. It's already moldy and spoiled!"

"Then..." Meng Xiaoben also became nervous when he heard this, "Taishang Laojun ate spoiled chicken feet, will he..."

"Hmph, bacteria are bacteria! The bacteria on the chicken feet don't care whether you are a human or a god. If the Taishang Laojun eats it, he will definitely have diarrhea!"

Meng Xiaoben became worried: If the Taishang Laojun eats up his stomach, Laojun will blame him... the evil will be unimaginable!
How to do?
"Hurry up and think of a remedy!" Lin Yun urged loudly.

"How to remedy it? Do you want me to go to heaven to prescribe a prescription for Taishang Laojun to cure diarrhea?" Meng Xiaoben became anxious.

"Stupid!" Lin Yun patted Meng Xiaoben's face affectionately, "Furazine!"

"Yes," Meng Xiaoben really slapped his head, "Why didn't I think of furazolidone. Do you have it at home?"

"Yes." Lin Yun agreed, turned and walked out.

Meng Xiaoben and Lin Yun came to the living room, and Lin Yun found a bottle of furazolidone, "Here, this is bought after your sister-in-law and I had diarrhea last time, it has never been used, you send this bottle to the old lady Jun."

Just as Meng Xiaoben was about to post it, he suddenly thought: This bottle can be taken for many courses of treatment, why not use the "hunger selling method" to make our medicine more precious!
Correct!
Meng Xiaoben opened the bottle cap, poured out two or four pills from it, and gave it to Taishang Laojun.

Then, another message was sent:
"Meng Huo: Taishang Laojun, the phoenix claws you ate just now are the claws of the phoenix, the king of earth and birds. Because the yin qi of the earth is too full, the yang qi in your immortal body is too strong. After eating, the yin and yang will be in harmony. It causes abdominal pain and diarrhea. Therefore, I will send you four pills of Qi-Tuning Yudan, if you have stomach pain, just take the Yudan in two divided doses."

"Taishang Laojun: Meng Huo, I was about to ask you. I am in pain in my abdomen right now, and my farts are so bad that I am suffering. It turns out that it is caused by the conflict between yin and yang!"

"Meng Huo: Exactly. Take the Qi-Tuning Jade Pill in time, and you will be safe!"

After finishing all this, Meng Xiaoben finally let out a long sigh of relief: finally, under Lin Yun's reminder, no catastrophe happened!
"Thank you, Lin Yun." Meng Xiaoben said softly.

Lin Yun looked at Meng Xiaoben like an alien, and said in surprise, "It's rare for you to be sincere once!"

The sister-in-law quickly helped Meng Xiaoben to speak: "My Xiaoben has a good heart and a kind person. The only problem is his bad mouth. Lin Yun, you two will live together in the future, you take care of him."

Lin Yunteng blushed suddenly, and said, "Who lives with him!"

Said, bowed his head and ran away.

Meng Xiaoben understood his sister-in-law's intentions.

The sister-in-law has always wanted to facilitate the marriage between Lin Yun and Meng Xiaoben.

It's really hard for my sister-in-law to take care of me.

Meng Xiaoben felt grateful for a while, then sad, looked at his sister-in-law, and said in a low voice, "Sister-in-law..."

The sister-in-law pretended not to understand what Meng Xiaoben meant, stepped forward, gently straightened Meng Xiaoben's collar, pointed at Lin Yun's bedroom door, and whispered: "Go, have a good chat with her! Don't look at her." She is stubborn, but in her heart, there is no other man, only you! I have made it clear just now, you might as well strike while the iron is hot and propose to her. "

Proposal?

When Meng Xiaoben heard these two words, his head exploded: There are so many women, all of them are beautiful and gentle.Proposal?Who do I propose to?If you ask for this, should you abandon that?

Ugh!
Meng Xiaoben slapped his thigh and sighed.

The sister-in-law didn't understand the pain in Meng Xiaoben's heart, so she hurriedly said: "Forget it, if you're embarrassed, I'll just work with Lin Yun slowly in the future. Just relax, Lin Yun will be your wife sooner or later!"

Meng Xiaoben vaguely agreed.

(End of this chapter)