I send courier to heaven

Chapter 1: Ascension to the Immortal Realm
"solved!"

A text message arrived in Du Dongyu's cell phone, and he threw the cigarette butt out of the car window tremblingly, and drove away slowly.

Get out of this wasteland.

He shouldn't have come, but he was still worried and wanted to see this scene with his own eyes, and now he has retired.

Du Dongyu went straight to the flower shop excitedly, if he wasn't afraid of showing his feet, he even wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate.

My greatest rival in love finally died, my goddess will definitely be heartbroken, and then I will take the opportunity to enter again.

But on the main road in front of the place where his car left, there was a man with bloody blood, and even some "tofu brains", he was definitely dead.

The truck that hit and killed the man crashed, his truck stopped, and a strong man walked out, throwing the boy's body into the wasteland, where there were no crops and no traffic arteries.

It is estimated that his body will never be found!

That night!

The corpse of a man with bloody flesh and brains splattered everywhere.

From a distance, it looks like a star is shining.

Looking closely, it turns out that the man's heart is beating, but every beat of it is bright golden, making the man's body seem transparent.

shuh~
In the sky, an old man in white robes appeared, holding a white dust whisk, with a crown of hair and white eyebrows.

If anyone is here, they will definitely feel that this old man is a god, because he is floating in the air, he gently waved the whisk, and that man's body got into his wide sleeve robe.

"The time has come!"

The old man stroked his white beard with a smile and said.

Lin Tian woke up slowly, he felt a little pain in his head.

He subconsciously wanted to stretch out his hand to cover his painful head, but just as he stretched out his hand, he felt that his arm was jerky and he couldn't use it flexibly.

"woke up!"

"He's awake!"

"Finally woke up!"

There were noisy sounds from both sides of the ear, Lin Tian opened his eyes and looked around.

Just looking at it like this, I was stunned.

Why does this guy have horns on his head?

Why are these guys wearing ancient clothes?

Why are these guys holding weird weapons?
Why is this guy holding a tower in his hand?

Why is this guy so superficial?Still holding a red long cloth and a circle around his waist?
Wow, this girl is so pretty!
Wow, this girl is not bad either!
"Report to Your Majesty, Lin Tian has brought it here!"

An old voice sounded in Lin Tian's voice.

Only then did Lin Tian realize that the person standing in front of him was actually an old man in a white robe.

"Name: Lin Tian"

"Age: 20"

"Education: University graduate"

"Hobbies: Visiting station B, surfing the Internet, playing games, buying anime beauties and other body pillows, I like to buy hands most."

"Marriage: Married, wife Lin Xuewei."

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The old man in white robe was holding a long scroll, and was reading everything on the scroll.

Lin Tian raised his head seriously and looked at everything around him.

The resplendent Huaxia Palace is full of gas everywhere, and the surrounding pillars are like strong men standing upright.

Lin Tian touched himself and found that his flesh and blood were all there, and all parts of his body were missing.

Passed by yourself?
what's the situation?
Do you need a system to help you upgrade?
I don't want to become a waste first, then explode into a genius, then enter the sect, successfully get the beauty's heart, and then get the strange fire or something. After a hard fight, the protagonist Guan Huan can't die.
Lin Tian's saliva was about to flow down.

"Okay, Lin Tian. You raise your head." The emperor above the main hall spoke slowly, his tone was calm, and even faintly carried a bit of a sense of immortality?

Lin Tian raised his head obediently, looked at the magnificently dressed emperor above the main hall, looked up and down, the ghosts in his heart were spinning wildly, thinking about what he should do?
"Lin Tian, ​​you have become an honest man of the ninth generation, and now you have finally achieved the fruit of cultivation. Congratulations, you have succeeded in being ranked in the immortal class. I can't think of the position in the heaven now, so you can talk about it. If it's not too big an official position, I will reward you."

When the emperor opened his mouth, he opened his mouth and was filled with immortal energy, with golden lotuses blooming in his mouth, and the rays of light behind him,
This frightened Lin Tian!
This really frightened Lin Tian!
what?
Ninth honest man?
In the fairy class?

Reward official position?

"Wait first..." Lin Tian didn't know what was going on, so he asked honestly.

"Your Majesty, I don't know what's going on. What's the matter with this ninth-generation honest man, who is ranked in the immortal class?"

"Hehehehe~ It's still as fun as before. Taibai Jinxing, you can tell him." The Jade Emperor looked at Lin Tian with a funny face.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Taibai Jinxing walked out slowly with Fuchen in his arms. He was dressed in a white Taoist robe, with long white eyebrows, a long white beard, black cloth shoes on his feet, and a cloth cap on his head.

"Lin Tian, ​​you were originally a member of the Heavenly Court. You were favored by the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor. Unfortunately, you were gluttonous and missed the early court and were absent. That's why the Jade Emperor demoted you to the world to be an honest person for nine generations. Now the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother missed your old love, and got the mobile phone you offered, and want to give you a fairy official."

Lin Tian heard it.

Good guy.

Originally, I was really the reincarnation of an immortal official. Although I didn't know what I was doing before, but now I got the favor of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor because of this mobile phone on my body.

You can open official positions as you like!

Hey, this is so comfortable!

Then I can appoint the official positions of God of Wealth and Yuelao myself, wouldn't it be good?
At that time, won't you have as much money as you want?
How many girls are there?

wrong!

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are also hard to serve!
I've heard the story of the Seven Fairies and the Three Virgins before. These two old antiques are very rigid. Although I said that I have been exposed to the light of my mobile phone now, it can't last long after all.

Once the novelty of this mobile phone is over, according to the nature of my dick, there is no guarantee that this phone will be absent that day, or I will be demoted to the earth after flirting with that fairy!
But the mortal world is really cool, there is a wireless network, there is a certain treasure, there is a certain letter, there are various action movies, all kinds of Internet celebrities can watch.It's just that I was demoted and became an honest person in the ninth generation. Nowadays, honest people generally wear cuckolds.

This will not work!

Why do you have to think of a way to be able to be at ease in the mortal world and enjoy the demeanor of being a fairy at the same time.

How can I keep attracting the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?

Taibai Jinxing bowed to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother nodded, indicating that the matter could be discussed.

So he walked into Lin Tian and said in a low voice: "You can ask for a high official. These days, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother got something called a mobile phone from you. After playing with it for a few days, I feel better now. "

Then Taibai Jinxing underestimated in a low voice: "It's just that the Queen Mother opened your phone and saw a lot of beautiful clothes, but she couldn't get any of them. And the Jade Emperor also liked a lot of suits, and he Obsessed with a novel. Alas, there are many things about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, I don’t understand what they are talking about.”

Beautiful clothes?

Suit?

novel?

Lin Tian heard the whisper of Taibai Jinxing, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his head.

Got it!

I know what official position I want!

"Lin Tian, ​​you have thought about it for so long, have you figured out what kind of official position you want?"

The Jade Emperor was a little angry, this kid actually thought for so long, he wouldn't want to imitate Monkey King and ask for a [Great Sage Equaling Heaven], right?

I can't say yes to this one!
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