Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 15

"Ouch, my meat, my meat!"

Laoshi held Shui Jinglan in one hand, patted his leg with the other, and chased him out crying.

Lao Shi chased after him like this, and old man Shui chased after him, followed by a few boys and the girls at home.

After chasing him, he happened to run into the three sons who came back. After understanding the situation, they chased after each of them with a hoe.

As a result, a funny scene appeared in the hometown that people will never forget for a lifetime.

Chen Pandi was running in front crying and calling for his father.

A fat wild boar chased after him desperately.

Behind Fat Pig is the Shui family headed by Laoshi, there is no shortage of one, and Shui Jinglan, who was only a month old, was also hugged and chased after the wild boar.

Everyone was sleeping at noon, but after being disturbed by Chen Pandi's tragic screams, everyone came out.

One look, okay, such a big fat pig.

It's all meat!

The eyes of the people in Shuijia Village, who haven't even had enough to eat for three years, suddenly turned red.

So the whole village was dispatched, and they all joined the ranks of wild boar hunting.

Those who beat the gongs beat the gongs, those who hit the bowls hit the bowls, those who held the sticks held the sticks, those who shouted and shouted, a group of Wuyangyang people.

The big black pig looked back, oh my god, the outside world is so scary.

"Hmph, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh." (Help, mother, someone wants to eat my flesh)

As soon as the big black pig was frightened, it chased even tighter.

When Chen Pandi was frightened, he ran even faster.

Shui Jinglan lay on Laoshi's shoulder, giggling as he looked at the Shui family, who looked like a bunch of crabs, and a group of villagers like a tide.

While drooling, Xiaozui shouted:
"Ahhhhh" (Hurry up)
"Ah ah ah" (eating meat)
Finally Chen Pandi couldn't run anymore.

Don't run away, just do whatever you want.

He stood up straight, turned around, and looked at him coldly.

The big black pig saw that his mother was standing in front and couldn't bump into his mother, so he came to an emergency brake.

All four hooves on the ground, dust flying.

Chen Pandi saw a black smoke passing by.

Whoops, the meat ran away!

Is that worth it?

For some reason, Chen Pandi regained his strength and even chased after the big black pig.

Just then there was a bang...

The big black pig crashed into the thousand-year-old tree at the entrance of the village, and fainted immediately.

Chen Pandi chased after him in such a hurry that he didn't have time to stop, so he pounced on the big black pig's back.

The needle-sharp pig hair made her feel pain.

For the sake of meat, I will bear it!

Don't let go even if you die!
Chen Pandi firmly grabbed the two sharp fangs of the big black pig, and shouted: "Father, mother, hurry up, hurry up, I crushed the wild pig unconscious."

The pig she stunned is hers, and no one is allowed to snatch it from her.

Chen Pandi hugged the wild boar tightly, and he didn't dislike the smell of the wild boar, and his saliva drool...

In the end, Chen Pandi was carried back to the Shui family with the pig in his arms.

However, Lao Shi was generous this time, and waved his hand directly, saying that when Fubao is full moon, this wild boar will be delivered to the door automatically. Pig slaughter feast.

As soon as these words came out, all the villagers were delighted from ear to ear.

Originally, they planned to give Laoshi some theory for this piece of meat. After all, Laoshi had a history of beating wild boars and refusing to feed them.

It seems that Fubao is really blessed. He actually transformed an old shrew who is stingy, loves to take advantage, and eats more than 40 from her mother's family.

So a bunch of good words about not needing money were put on Shui Jinglan, making Laoshi so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, and he almost made a wish again with great pride.

Fortunately, the old man Shui had a sharp eye and a quick hand, so he didn't let the old man say the stupid thing about asking him to eat white steamed buns tomorrow.

Old lady Xu is a well-known stingy person in the village, and she is on par with Lao Shi.

Both of them are extremely stingy, so naturally they look down on each other.

Now the old lady Xu felt elated when she thought that she would be able to eat a meal of Lao Shi's meat tomorrow.

The eyes looking at Shui Jinglan also became kind.

Along the way, he praised Shui Jinglan to his son and daughter-in-law, saying that Shui Jinglan is a real lucky star, otherwise how can there be a good thing of delivering meat to the door in this year when even the grass is almost gone?
The son and daughter-in-law have always been submissively controlled by the old lady Xu, not to mention Fubao is a lucky star, but Fubao is a fairy, and they all responded.

What's more, there is real meat to eat.

The whole family went home happily.

When Xu Yaomei found out about this at home, she was so angry that she almost tore the corners of her clothes that were already torn.

On her dark and thin face, there was a look of jealousy that didn't match her age.

Damn Shui Jinglan, I stole your chance, how can you still become the lucky star among the people in the village?

Damn the villagers in my hometown, what a heartless white-eyed wolf!If I hadn't knelt for three days and begged for rain, where would you get water to irrigate your crops?

At the beginning, who praised her as a lucky star, a fairy descending to earth?But after only one month, the Shui family gave a piece of worthless meat to eat, and it turned into Shui Jinglan a lucky star?
Heartless things!

You deserve to die of starvation!
Xu Yaomei cursed viciously.

Suddenly, there was a burst of pain on the scalp, and then I heard the old lady Xu scolding: "You lose money, vicious little bitch, what are you talking about? Who deserves to be starved to death? How dare you say such things? If you are so unconscionable, come on brother, come on brother, this is the good daughter you raised? I said that the girl who raised her is a white-eyed wolf, you still don't believe it, now you know?"

Brother Qin Lai, Xu Yaomei's mother-in-law, heard her mother-in-law scolding, rushed over immediately, and slapped Xu Yaomei several times across the face.

"Little slut, mourner, debt collector!"

Brother Qin Lai was still angry after cursing, and pinched and twisted Xu Yaomei's body again and again, causing Xu Yaomei to scream in pain.

"Hmph, you shameless little bitch, how dare you compare yourself to Fubao? If Fubao can bring meat to the villagers, what can you bring with you as a loser? Bah!"

The old woman Xu frowned as she watched Brother Qin Lai beat up Xu Yaomei's body all over in just a short while.

Brother Qin Lai, who had been looking at his mother-in-law's face, stopped immediately and smiled flatteringly: "Mother, do you think it's okay to beat like this?"

"Okay. Stop beating, who will do the work if you break the house? Will you do it?"

Brother Qin Lai's smile froze.

Who wants to work harder?
Looking at his daughter lying on the ground with icy eyes, brother Qin Lai kicked Xu Yaomei's waist: "Why don't you hurry up and wash the clothes? Useless things!"

Xu Yaomei fell to the ground with her head bowed, her teeth gritted, her eyes full of resentment.

One day, she will kill everyone in the Xu family!kill them all!
By the way, didn't you say that Fubao is blessed?Then let Fu Bao be burned to death as her substitute this time.

Thinking that Shui Jinglan would soon be poisoned to death and burnt to a scorched corpse, the corners of Xu Yaomei's lips curled up in a strange arc.

Brother Chen Pan of the Shui family was still holding the smelly big wild boar, crying: "Oh, my pig, oh, my meat, I haven't touched you enough, you will be eaten by others tomorrow. Oh my god, is there any reason in this world? I killed the wild boar, why would I feed it to the people of a village? Does it make people live?

Chen Pandi, who lost a vegetable on weekdays, can make his heart feel bad for more than ten days, and his heart bleeds when he thinks that hundreds of catties of meat will be eaten by others.

The more she cried, the more sad she became, and finally hugged the wild boar and cried like a concubine.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, all looking at Shui Fu in embarrassment.

If you want to say that you feel sorry for them, you will also feel sorry for them, but what my mother said must not be changed.What's more, what year is this year?Even if the family has more food than others, people will be jealous for a long time, or they may be killed and robbed of food, not to mention such a big pig!

It is impossible to swallow it alone!
Chen Pandi's love for pork is on the one hand, and on the other hand, is it because he is dissatisfied with Laoshi's private decisions?
Laoshi's face was dark, and he sneered again and again.

crying, right?
Okay, let's see how long you can cry!
You are not afraid of dehydration in this hot day, so just cry.

"Boss, boil the water, the second one looks for a knife, and the third one, take a basin and prepare to bleed."

Laoshi ignored Chen Pandi, and directly ordered his three sons to prepare to kill pigs.

Shui Lu chuckled: "Mother, the knife can be found, but sister-in-law lay on the pig, why did she use the knife?"

The old man raised his head: "Shoot wherever you want, it's bad luck for her! My old lady has eaten so much meat, but she has never eaten human flesh. They all say that they are filial to their daughter-in-law and cut their meat to feed their mother-in-law. I'll see if there is any." Blessed to enjoy her brother Chen Pan's filial piety."

Chen Pandi cried for a while, then patted the pork and choked.

Lao Shi sternly said to Shui Lu: "Second brother, why don't you use the knife?"

Shui Lu met the old lady's cold eyes of "If you don't use the knife, I will take the knife", and he was so scared that he responded loudly: "Hey!"

He charged at Chen Pandi with a knife... Oh, no, wild boar.

Shui Fu was so frightened that he plopped and knelt on the ground, screaming: "Mother, keep people under the sword..."

Lao Shi: ...

Seeing his hopeless son, Lao Shi was so angry that his face turned blue.

Being called by the eldest son, those who knew it was killing pigs, but those who didn't know thought it was killing people.

At the same time, Chen Pandi was so frightened that he rolled down from the pig.

The moment she rolled down, the curved tip of the butcher's knife with a cold light brushed her face and plunged straight into the wild boar's heart.

"puff!"

A stream of pig blood with a strong fishy smell sprayed on Chen Pandi's face.

Chen Pandi felt the blood all over his face, rolled his eyes, and Gu Lu passed out.

Shui Lu grinned, and a narrow smile flashed in his eyes.

This sister-in-law who loves to take advantage of small things has always looked down on him for earning less and eating more, so she did not miss him.

He is a man and a brother-in-law, so he is embarrassed to argue with his sister-in-law, this time he has revenge.

(End of this chapter)