Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 17 What would you do if you were the Heavenly Immortal Jade Emperor?
The more Chen Pandi watched Shui Jinglan, the more he liked him, so he kept saying bad things about Lao Shi, making Shui Jinglan flushed with anger, punching and kicking.

Made Chen Pandi laugh non-stop.

Chen Pandi's laughter could be heard throughout the Shui family compound.

The busy people at the side looked at each other in blank dismay. Didn't Chen Pandi go crazy because of his flesh?
I used to cry so hard that I almost died, but now I laugh so hard that I almost die.

Chen Pandi was laughing happily when he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his spine.

Looking back, okay, Lao Shi is staring at her with ferocious eyes.

"mother……"

Brother Chen Pan felt very guilty, and he didn't know how many bad things Lao Shi heard about her.

In order to amuse Fu Bao, she is very good at burying Laoshi.

Laoshi smiled and asked, "I'm the one who drank your blood and ate your flesh?"

Chen Pandi smiled awkwardly.

"Back then you were as beautiful as a fairy. I, Lao Shi, an old shrew unreasonably snatched you away? Even a fairy looks like you, so how painful should the Jade Emperor be?"

Chen Pandi covered his face in embarrassment and did not speak.

"In order to let you get up early to work, I get up in the middle of the night to learn how to crow like a cock?"

Brother Chen Pan was about to cry.

"I am patriarchal and want to sell Da Ya, but you forced me to stay?"

Brother Chen Pan knelt on the ground with a "plop" and cried, "Mom, I was wrong. I was just talking nonsense to tease Fu Bao. Don't drive me back to my mother's house. I haven't had a bite of meat yet."

Lao Shi: ...

Is this fear of being driven back to her mother's house or fear of not being able to eat meat?

"Get lost! Don't work yet? Do you want me to treat you?"

"Hey, I'll go right away."

This time, Chen Pandi acted neatly, carefully placed Fubao in Laoshi's arms, and ran away in a hurry.

He came back again in a blink of an eye, and smiled flatteringly: "Mother, I can see that Fubao is watching well, and he hasn't lost a single hair. If you don't believe me, count it."

Lao Shi: ...

I count farts!

Two hundred and five!
There are many people and strength, and in less than an hour, a big wild boar weighing hundreds of catties was cleaned up.

It is naturally impossible for Laoshi to treat the whole pig to the guests. If he can take out half a fan of meat, the whole village will be beautiful.

Laoshi asked to marinate a quarter of the pork, and cut out three pieces of meat weighing ten catties from the remaining pork, and handed them to the three sons respectively.

"Boss, second child, third child, each of you take one piece to your uncle."

Shui Lu smiled and said, "Oh, mother, did the sun come out from the west today? You, a Pixiu who can't get in, will vomit food?"

Before he finished speaking, a cloth shoe hit Shui Lu on the head.

Shui Lu touched his head, and looked at Old Man Shui sadly: "Father, what's wrong with me again, are you going to hit me with your shoes?"

Old Man Shui sneered: "Why did you talk to your mother?"

The old lady also stared at Shui Lu, and scolded: "You deserve it! Do you want to take advantage of your mother's family without skin and shame? Isn't it because you guys are not up to date? Everyone is tall and big and wants me as an old woman keep?"

"How can I ask you to support me? Don't I also earn work points?"

Shui Lu muttered unconvinced.

Laoshi laughed: "You can support the family."

"...Mom, look at what you said, I haven't been filial to you yet, how can I separate the family? Oh, I'll send meat to my second uncle right now."

Shui Lu was afraid that his mother would bring up the separation of the family again, so he ran away in fright.

Just kidding, who will raise the baby for him after the family is separated?

Shui Fu was about to leave with a piece of meat when the old man Shui stopped him.

"Boss, take another five catties of meat."

　Author: "Why don't you talk, Fubao?"

　　Fu Bao: "No one in the comment section talks to the baby."

　　
　
(End of this chapter)