Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 2 Vegetarian Chicken is Chicken

Laoshi stared with triangular eyes, and looked at Chen Pandi coldly.

When Chen Pandi heard about the separation, she was a little suffocated, but she gave birth to three losers, wouldn't she wait to starve to death after the separation?What's more, she is planning to have three more sons for the family to raise, how can they separate?
But this is related to the matter of whether you will be hungry in the future, even if Chen Pandi risks breaking up the family, he has to fight for it.

"Mother, it's not that I'm ignorant, it's because the three younger siblings gave birth to children too delicately, right? In just half a month, the third younger siblings ate a sheep, three chickens, a snake and a basket of eggs. They are old rich landlords." It’s okay to give birth to a baby at home. Now others eat rice with water, but ours eat with a few grains of rice in water. You have to take out five bags of coarse grains to exchange for chickens for the third sibling. Isn't this going to starve us to death? Look at my Shuifu, how hungry is he? This is your own son, how can you bear it?"

Chen Pandi grabbed Shui Fu and pushed him in front of Lao Shi.

Ai Ai, during the water blessing period, smiled flatteringly at Lao Shi.

Seeing his cowardly son being held by his wife, Laoshi was furious.

A slap was slapped on Shui Fu's body: "You useless thing, there is only so much food in the house, and it is for you to earn work points when you are full, not for you to subsidize the whole family. Even if you are a married person, my mother still cares about you? Are you hungry? Find your father-in-law to go!"

Don't think that she doesn't know about this coward who is afraid of his wife. After hearing what the prodigal women say, she saves her rations every day to supplement the white-eyed wolf of the Chen family.

His own mother-in-law doesn't even feel sorry for her, she doesn't feel bad for her!

Staring at the guilty Chen Pan, the old lady yelled at Jiang Yu: "Hurry up, do you want my mother to carry you?"

Jiang Yu was so frightened that he ran away.

Chen Pandi was jealous and angry at the same time, and he immediately yelled: "Eat, eat, eat, eat so much good food, why can't you even have a baby? Others don't eat or drink and are doing work in the field." She gave birth like a laying egg. She ate and slept every day like a dead body. She couldn't give birth for three days. In my opinion, even if she was born, she would give birth to a debt collector! Bah! What a fool! What a treat!"

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You loser, I beat you to death!"

Laoshi grabbed Chen Pandi's hair and slapped Chen Pandi several times.

As soon as Chen Pandi opened the sliding door, he rushed out, crying, "Oh my God, you killed someone.The wicked mother-in-law is going to kill the weak daughter-in-law.Help..."

Lao Shi was trembling with anger, panting heavily: "Boss, send me this funeral star back to the Chen family. Our Shui family can't afford this kind of woman."

"mother……"

Shui Fu looked at his mother in embarrassment, rubbing his hands but not moving his feet.

"What's the matter? You only want a daughter-in-law and not a mother? All right, you take your four losers and go to Chen's house with her."

Brother Chen Pan who just ran out of the house ran back angrily when he heard that Laoshi described her precious son as a loser, "My Baofeng is not a loser, he is the golden grandson of the Shui family!"

"Bah! I have so many grandchildren, I don't think you are born of a dead family!"

Chen Pandi was dumbfounded, she was relying on this son, now her husband's family is no longer a concern, what should I do?
As soon as he rolled his eyes, Chen Pandi sat down on the ground and patted his legs and cried out: "Oh my god... this day can't be passed, it's obviously Jin Sun who claims to be a loser, this eccentric mother-in-law Take my life... oh my god..."

"Don't cry!" Old Man Shui roared angrily, stood up abruptly, and ordered to Shui Fu: "Send her back to Chen's house, lest it spread that your mother is going to force her to death."

Shui Fu dared to fight for my mother's words, and dare not resist Shui Fu's death for my father's words.

Shui Fu bit the bullet and wanted to drag Chen Pandi.

Chen Pandi stood up suddenly, pulled Shui Fu's hand away, and rushed to Laoshi.

Lao Shi was taken aback: "What...what are you doing?"

"Mother..." Chen Pandi imitated the third daughter-in-law's Jiao Didi, dragged out a long ending and spun three times, laughing so that all the facial features crowded together: "Don't be angry, I'll give you numb and numb breasts." , Shun Shunqi. I was joking with you just now, don’t take it seriously. By the way, I’ll help the third sibling cook chicken soup, and the third sibling will definitely give birth to your golden grandson just like me after eating the chicken soup I made.”

Before Lao Shi could react, he walked towards the door with his head held high and his chest held high. As soon as he reached the door, he immediately disappeared with a rabbit.

Everyone looked at the afterimage left by Chen Pandi in astonishment.

Lao Shi was so angry that his chest hurt: "It's really a crime, why did I spread such a shameless thing."

Shui Fu scratched his head, and mumbled: "Father, mother, Brother Pan, she has no bad intentions, but her mouth is bad, so don't be angry with her. If you really drive her back, what will you do with the four children in the family? Immediately." Da Ya has to go on a blind date, if a mother who rushes back says it's not good."

"You just need to be cowardly!" Laoshi thumped Shuifu a few times: "Why did I give birth to you such a coward? Other women are disobedient, and they have been subdued by three punches and two kicks. It's good for you, you have grown up like this for nothing Big man, you are as afraid of your wife as if you were a mouse seeing a cat, why do you look like my old Yusheng. I really pissed you off."

Shui Fu smiled innocently, as long as he doesn't drive his wife home, what's the point of being beaten a few times?
Old Man Shui also shook his head, not wanting to look at his elder son at all.

Shui Lu approached Lao Shi, smiled and said: "Mother, you are also stupid, why do you want to exchange chickens with the third aunt? The third aunt is clearly trying to blackmail you, you tell the third sibling to let her stay up, and I will wait until the evening." Go to the third aunt's house and steal the chicken, can I make soup for her tomorrow?"

Laoshi's eyes lit up first, then he shook his head: "No."

"Why not?"

"Did you forget that the last time you stole the chicken from the Chen family in the neighboring village, you were beaten until your nose was blue and your eyes were swollen?"

Shui Lu was immediately moved. For the first time in so many years, he felt the deep care from his mother.

My heart is full of the heroic feeling of Jing Ke assassinating Qin, the hero is gone forever.

He held Laoshi's hand tightly: "Mother, I know you love me, don't worry, for this family, let alone being beaten, I'm willing to kill me even if it takes my life."

"Fart!" The old lady pulled his hand away forcefully, and said in disgust: "My mother loves your fart! I am afraid that you will be broken, and I will spend money to take care of your injury!"

"..."

Shui Lu felt a critical hit of [-] points.

Before he could recover from the blow, his old lady asked in a soft voice to the back room: "Third son, ask your wife if she would like to eat chicken after giving birth to the child. If it is okay, let the second son go Steal the chicken from your third aunt's house."

Shui Lu looked at his old mother anxiously: "Mother, are you afraid of spending money to look after my injury?"

Lao Shi glanced at Shui Lu lightly: "What are you looking at? I thought that as long as you don't beat him to death, there will be a good day."

Shui Lu: ...

Shui Shou's voice came from inside the room: "Mother, I agreed on Yunyun's behalf. But one won't work, I got two, and the other one counts as interest."

Lao Shi: ...

MMP, what should I do if I really want to kill this son?

Take a long breath and grit your teeth: "Okay."

Shui Lu was in a hurry: "Mother, there are only three aunts in the whole village, where can I get two?"

Laoshi lowered his voice: "Do you know how the pig died?"

Shui Lu's eyes lit up, and his saliva flowed down: "It's so delicious to be eaten... What's wrong? Mom, are you still hiding pork?"

"Hehe." Laoshi pouted Shui Lu's saliva, "He's as stupid as you. Do you know?"

"No, mother, why am I stupid?"

Laoshi glanced at Shui Lu quietly: "I only promise two chickens, and vegetarian chickens are also chickens. When stealing chickens at night, I will steal soybeans and make another vegetarian chicken for the third daughter-in-law."

Shui Lu was immediately amused, and raised his thumb: "Mother, you are so tall."

"That's right! Learn more." Laoshi poked his neck like a proud big rooster.

(End of this chapter)