Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 29
Old man Xu finally finished his cigarette, knocked on the soles of his shoes, and then looked at Lao Shi: "Big sister, if you can lose money, you have done your best. Since you are willing to help with things, then do as you said, this The funeral is up to you."

Everyone in the Xu family laughed.

Xu Dagou also rubbed his hands excitedly.

The old village chief's eyes popped and he snorted mockingly.

The old man Shui smiled, and leaned over to the old village head: "Father, do you want another bag?"

"No, these cigarettes are expensive, and every bag you smoke is one bag less."

"I'll buy it for you in the future."

The old village chief shook his head: "Stop smoking, too much smoking is bad for your health. You should smoke less, too."

"understood."

The old man Shui responded and put away his cigarette rod.

At this time, Laoshi said: "Since we have reached an agreement, let's make a witness. You don't need to deliberately look for witnesses, just let the folks here stamp it."

Xu Dagou said: "Auntie still can't trust us? Can we go back on what we promised?"

Laoshi rolled his eyes and sneered: "My brother is still clear about it, not to mention it is related to my life. If you talk about this matter again in the future, who do I go to?"

"That's fine, just make a certificate."

Seeing that a huge sum of money was about to be obtained, Xu Dagou didn't want to make extra troubles, so he readily agreed.

Laoshi asked the third master to help write a written statement, which stated the money and things she lost, and the Xu family gave up holding her responsible for accidentally scaring Mrs. Xu to death.

Old man Xu could read, so he glanced at Xu Dagou and nodded.He didn't care to write how Mrs. Xu died, anyway, as long as he got the money.

The old lady asked the Xu family to print their fingerprints on all of them, starting with old man Xu.Then the villagers testify.

Seeing the handprinted receipts, Laoshi smiled contemptuously and put them away.

"Okay, big dog, you can carry your mother into the coffin."

"Ah? I hug?" Xu Dagou hesitated, and looked at Mrs. Xu with some guilt.

Laoshi's eyes widened: "Who do you not hug your own mother? Aren't you filial? This is your last chance to be filial."

Big Dog Xu: ...

"Hug."

Old Xu has spoken.

Xu Dagou had no choice but to hug Mrs. Xu tremblingly.

"Ouch! Mrs. Xu is alive." Lao Shi suddenly exclaimed.

Xu Dagou was so frightened that he threw his arms and threw Mrs. Xu out.

"Bah"

Mrs. Xu drew a deep arc-shaped parabola in the air, and then fell freely to the ground with a loud noise, and the dust flew up.

The villagers bared their teeth, feeling sorry for Mrs. Xu.

Thanks to Mrs. Xu's death, otherwise, how painful would it be?
"Yeah, I'm old, I misread it."

Laoshi said this slowly.

Xu Dagou was about to cry: "Auntie...you don't bring such a thing, we are timid."

Old man Xu glared at Xu Dagou, and scolded: "What is my own mother afraid of, a worthless thing? Why don't you pick up your mother... hug her up."

"Oh."

Xu Dagou hastily picked up Mrs. Xu, hugging her tightly, for fear that the old lady would hit him again.

This time, Laoshi didn't say anything, watching Xu Dagou put Mrs. Xu into the coffin.

Xu Dagou was beckoning people to push the coffin up, and Lao Shi put his hand on the coffin.

"Auntie, this is..."

Xu Dagou's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Lao Shi nervously.

The old lady hooked her lips and smiled: "Don't rush to build the coffin, I have fought with Mrs. Xu for the rest of my life, let me talk to her for the last time."

Although Xu Dagou was not happy, he couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he could only nod his head in agreement.

Lao Shi stared at Mrs. Xu for a while, then suddenly put his hand into the coffin.

Xu Dagou screamed in fright: "Auntie, what are you doing?"

"Your mother's hair is messed up, let me tidy it up."

Xu Dagou said "Oh", and he settled down a bit.

In his heart, he only hoped that the coffin lid would be closed quickly, if this continued, he would have a heart attack.

Laoshi stretched out his hands to straighten old lady Xu's hair, and after tidying up old lady Xu's clothes, he actually asked someone to move a chair and sit on the side of the coffin and chatted with old lady Xu.

"Mrs. Xu, ever since you brought your son and daughter to our village, you have been against me. You have to compare everything with me. You always want to compare me to be happy. You compare me to men, and to my sons and daughters." , Comparing the house with me, the chickens I raise, and even the grass growing in the field, I wish I could have one more grass than mine.

I don't know how I offended you, you always bite me.

In fact, you look down on me, and I also look down on you. We have been fighting against each other for the rest of our lives. We have been arguing and fighting for a lifetime. No one agrees with the other. In the end, you are still not as good as me, hehe, Mrs. Xu, can you be willing? "

"No, I'm not reconciled!"

"Ah... a corpse!" The villagers screamed and rushed out of the Shui family compound like a swarm.

The members of the Xu family all sat on the ground with ashen faces.

Mrs. Xu sat up for a moment, stared at Lao Shi with fiery eyes, and said bitterly: "Old Yu, let me tell you, you will never try to win me in this life!"

Lao Shi stood up and looked at Mrs. Xu with a half-smile.She knocked on the coffin, stared into Mrs. Xu's eyes, and said every word: "Your six biological children will bury you alive, what do you compare with me?"

Mrs. Xu sat in the coffin without speaking for a long time, and suddenly she cried loudly: "Xu Wangcai, you god damn, you have no conscience, I'm going to kill you... woo woo..."

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