Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 531 Laughing the past chapter (fine)
The old lady warned worriedly: "Don't act foolishly, people will be killed when the time comes."

Brother Chen Pan looked at Lao Shi like a monster: "Mom, what are you talking about? Secretary Zhao gave birth to the belly of a coward, not the intestines of a poison test. I also gave him poisonous dry intestines. What? Don't worry, at most, you will have some diarrhea, and you will definitely not die."

Lao Shi: ...

After a while, a tangy aroma wafted from the kitchen, making Secretary Zhao's saliva drool.

Although Secretary Zhao is the secretary of the commune, he is only paid a dead salary. He only has two ounces of meat a month, and he has to raise children and old mothers. The chances of eating meat are really rare.

"The meal is here."

Following Chen Pandi's loud voice, a huge basin was brought into the room.

Secretary Zhao stretched his neck.

"boom."

Chen Pandi put the big washbasin on the table, wiped the sweat from his head, and said enthusiastically to Secretary Zhao: "Secretary Zhao, it's rare for you to come to my house as a guest. Don't worry, although there is nothing delicious at home, there is enough food." , you eat."

Secretary Zhao went over to have a look, oh my god, what is this?

There are piles of shells still squeezed into the basin with the end, black or not, yellow or not, what is it?

Secretary Zhao squeezed out a difficult smile: "You're welcome."

"Yes, you're welcome, coming to my house is like coming to your own! Come, I'll fill you up."

Chen Pandi enthusiastically picked up a large noodle bowl for noodles, picked up a spoon, and scooped chaff into the noodle bowl.

"I'll come by myself."

Secretary Zhao was so frightened that he wanted to grab the spoon from Chen Pandi.

"Hey, Secretary Zhao, what are you polite about? I've said it all. It's just like my own home. You're welcome. I'll come, I'll come."

Chen Pandi passed Secretary Zhao's hand, and took another large spoonful of chaff into the bowl.

Secretary Zhao's eyelids jumped when he saw it. After eating this big bowl, his intestines would bleed.

"Enough, enough, really enough, I have a small appetite."

Secretary Zhao snatched the bowl, fearing that Brother Chen Pan would add more to him, so he covered the bowl with his hand.

Chen Pandi regretfully threw the chaff in the spoon back into the basin: "Secretary Zhao, are you sure you really don't want to eat it?"

"I really don't want to eat. This much is enough."

"Okay, I'll feed the rest to the pigs."

Secretary Zhao: ...

Lao Shi covered Chen Pandi's mouth, and said with a smile: "She means to put some water to simmer, boil and boil, referred to as simmering.

Secretary Zhao, you are a guest, so we will give you dry food, and a large group of us will eat watery food. "

Secretary Zhao was touched and said: "You don't need to do anything specially for me, just eat the same thing."

The old man firmly disagreed: "That's okay, doesn't it show that we don't respect the leader? What kind of behavior is this? This is an act of contempt for the leader, which is unacceptable. Secretary Zhao, you are welcome, eat it yourself .”

"Okay, in order to prevent you from making mistakes, I ate it myself. By the way, you can also give Lao Zhuang a bowl."

Chen Pandi smiled and said, "How can my uncle eat this kind of food..."

Lao Shi covered Chen Pandi's mouth again, and gave her a hard look: "If you can't speak, just shut up!"

Turning around with a smile, he said, "My elder brother eats the same food as us, so let the leader eat the good ones first."

Chen Pandi continued: "Yes, yes, let the leader eat first. Isn't there a saying that it is good to suffer first and enjoy later."

Secretary Zhao: ...

Why does this sound wrong?

Secretary Zhao picked up a small spoon, took a sip, and put it in his mouth.

My God, it's so unpalatable, I can't swallow it!
The key is why the smell of bran is so bad?

"Lao Shi, why does this bran in your house still smell like oily hair?"

Lao Shi: ...

How does she know?
Chen Pandi smiled and said, "It was taken out of the pillow, of course there is..."

Before he finished speaking, Lao Shi covered his mouth again.

Brother Chen Pan grabbed Laoshi's hand and said angrily: "Mother, what are you doing? Why do you keep covering my mouth and don't even let me finish my sentence! Is it easy for me to show my face in front of the leader?"

"What are you talking about? If you keep talking, you still want to show your face? Secretary Zhao will be fine if he doesn't turn his face!" Lao Shi lowered his voice and reprimanded.

"Why? Doesn't he like to eat poor food? Is there any food worse than the chaff that has been in the pillow for more than 20 years?"

Lao Shi's eyelids twitched.

Oh my god, this mourner is so daring, he actually took out the pillow chaff of more than 20 years and gave it to Secretary Zhao to eat!
Laoshi said angrily: "You prodigal son! You took out the chaff from the pillow and cooked it for Secretary Zhao. You don't need a pillow at night? Let me tell you, I don't have the money to buy you a new pillow."

Brother Chen Pan rolled his eyes at Lao Shi: "Mother, you are stupid, don't you have new chaff? Why do I need the old one? I was reluctant to throw it away, so it happened to be eaten by Secretary Zhao."

Lao Shi pulled his train of thought back, and scolded again: "Are you crazy? If you give this to Secretary Zhao to eat, aren't you afraid that he will get a bad taste if he eats it?"

"It's all food, isn't it just moldy and greasy? How can you eat good or bad? Besides, didn't you say that Secretary Zhao is a poor eater?" Chen Pandi was confident.

Lao Shi was so angry that he covered his chest.

She knew that Chen Pandi couldn't be allowed to work, oh, what if this thing that succeeds more than ruins its success really makes Secretary Zhao feel good or bad?
Secretary Zhao asked, "What pillow?"

Seeing Secretary Zhao's suspicious gaze from the corner of his eyes, Laoshi's heart trembled.

She hurriedly smiled and said: "Secretary Zhao, you heard it wrong, it's not the pillow, it's the inside of the hazelnut! Why do you think my daughter-in-law is so enthusiastic? She is afraid that the bran will be too dry for you to swallow, so she never The hazelnuts are fried with some oil for you to mix together. This handful of hazelnuts is fried with oil at the bottom of a small bowl. She is not afraid that I will scold her, and she will do it with me. I said it was for the secretary. , no matter how expensive it is, I'm willing."

Secretary Zhao was so touched that he looked at Chen Pandi with a kind look in his eyes.

"What a good comrade, but you don't have to be so polite in the future."

Chen Pandi smiled and said, "There is no next time, and there is no pillow."

Secretary Zhao: ...

Lao Shi hurriedly asked for help: "The hazelnuts are all eaten, and there are no more hazelnuts."

Secretary Zhao could only lower his head, and began the most difficult meal of his life.

He wept while eating.

Lao Shi couldn't stand it anymore, so he went to the kitchen and brought out a pot of soup.

"Drink the soup and drink the soup."

When Secretary Zhao saw a large pot of green melon slices floating in the clear water, his eyes were straightened.

This is simply life-saving soup.

If he didn't drink some dilute water, he would have choked to death!
He couldn't wait to scoop up a large spoonful of soup and poured it into his mouth.

"puff!"

Oh my god, what kind of soup is this?Why is it so hard?
He was about to suffer to death.

"Laoshi, do you have any objections to me?"

Secretary Zhao was so bitter that tears and snot flowed down together.

　I bought buckwheat husks a while ago and filled two new pillows myself.Before writing this chapter today, I was lying on the pillow thinking how to play tricks on Secretary Zhao would be more funny.As soon as he turned over, the buckwheat husks rustled.Suddenly, I had an idea, thinking that buckwheat husks are actually food, and replacing the buckwheat husks with bran husks was more suitable for the era at that time, and I was so happy to write myself.

　　Today's update is over, okay, I wish the little fairies a happy reading.

　　
　
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