Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 575
The commune where my hometown village is located is a large commune, so the office is in the same yard as the town office.

The houses at that time were all bungalows, which happened to form a rectangle together with the gate.

The office of Secretary Zhao of the Commune is the first room on the right side of the gate.

Chen Pandi came to the town government for the first time, so he was naturally very curious.

After she walked out of Secretary Zhao's office, she dragged Lao Shi unwilling to leave.

"Mother, don't leave yet, it's rare for us to come here once, let's take a look around."

"What's so interesting? Isn't it just an office?"

"See what's going on? Don't you have to work here in the future? How about we go and see your office first?"

Laoshi's heart moved, and he wanted to show off, but he put on a very indifferent look on his face: "Okay, just take a look."

The two slipped away, the second room was the administrative office of the commune, the door was tightly closed, and there was no one in it.

This time, Chen Pandi recognized the characters and found interest.

She pointed to the writing on the wall inside and said, "Mother, you see there are writing in this office, let me see what the writing is, do I know it?"

Brother Chen Pan went up to take a look, and burst out laughing: "Mother, the people in this city are really interesting. Just now Secretary Zhao wrote on the wall that he was a slut, but here it says that Du Fu can move. I know Du Fu, no He’s just a great poet, wouldn’t he be dead if he couldn’t touch it? What’s there to write about?”

Lao Shi glared at her and said, "Secretary Zhao said it was a frank cursive script, why are you talking nonsense?"

Brother Chen Pan pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "Come on, Secretary Zhao was embarrassed by us seeing it. You are fooled, do you believe this?"

Lao Shi: ...

Well, what is she competing with a two hundred and five, she can say whatever she likes, anyway, she can't lose a piece of meat.

What's the word again this time?

Laoshi went up to take a look, hehe.

The above four big characters "diligence can make up for one's weakness".

Brother Chen Pan ignored Laoshi, and ran to the next room, and was amused after seeing it again: "Mother, mother, come quickly, this word is even more funny, mother, it actually says Mongolian Mistress House, and there are more There are three women standing, oh my god, are the people in this office all mistresses from Mongolia?"

After speaking, I saw several lesbians inside glaring at her.

Chen Pandi shrank back in fright, muttering: "Why are you staring? Why don't you let people tell you that you are hanging up?"

Laoshi grabbed Chen Pandi and took a look inside.

On the wall is a group photo of four lesbians at the entrance of the "Mongolia Museum". Looking closer, three of the four lesbians are familiar, and they are Li Yumei and the others who have just met.

Then I looked up at the sign on the door, and it happened to have seven words: "Women's Association Office".

Brother Chen Pan became anxious when he saw it, and pulled Laoshi aside and said, "Mother, you can't do this job."

"What?"

"Look, if you are here, can't you become a mistress? Where are you going to put our father's face?"

"Then what do you think? I promised Secretary Zhao, and I even agreed to the competition. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it wasn't better?"

Brother Chen Pan thought for a while, and said with the determination of a strong man breaking his wrist: "Mother, I have decided, I will be the female director!"

Lao Shi: MMP
She hasn't taken the throne yet, so she wants to usurp the throne?

"roll!"

After Lao Shi spit out a word, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, mother, don't go, we can discuss it!"

"What's the point of discussing, you are filial and thinking about your father-in-law's face, why don't you think about my son's face? My son is glorious when you are a mistress?"

"What mistress?"

"Isn't that a Mongolian mistress house? All the workers in it are mistresses? I asked you to be the women's director. Isn't that a cuckold for my son?"

"Who said that!" Chen Pandi blurted out anxiously: "That's the Mongolian Museum."

Lao Shi sneered: "Hehe, dare you know how to read?"

Brother Chen Pan: ...

"Ha ha."

Chen Pandi sneered, it's over, I haven't fooled the old hag.

This time the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law competed, and she lost again.

Chen Pandi pulled Laoshi to leave again.

Lao Shi refused to leave.

"Don't read it, I already know the location of the women's guild office, let's look at other places next time."

"Look, I've come here. Next time you can come more often. I don't even know that the Year of the Monkey is coming. I'll watch more, so I can brag to the villagers when I go back."

Chen Pandi ignored Laoshi and went to another office.

Along the way, Lao Shi heard her fussing.

"Hey, why are there noodles written in this office?"

Lao Shi's Look: Xi'an
"Hey, what's the name of Women's Treasure in this office? Isn't it more appropriate for this word to be placed in the Women's Association Office?"

Lao Shi took a look: feel at home.

"Hahaha, this word is even more ridiculous, mother, mother, come quickly, it actually says "good dog floats on the side", haha, oh my god, what the hell is this, people in this city are at this level?"

Lao Shi took a look: "The scenery here is unique."

Laoshi was about to leave silently, pretending not to know this idiot.

At this time, a woman came out of the office, frowned and said arrogantly: "Where are you from? Do you know where this place is? Hurry up and get out!"

Lao Shi was not happy when he heard it.

It's not good for Chen Pandi to yell, but isn't it her first time to come to Fresh?
Even if you are a cadre here, you are still a cadre of the masses and elected by the masses. How can you reprimand the masses in such a superior tone?
Lao Shi rushed forward in one stride, stopped Chen Pandi behind him, and said calmly: "Comrade, it's not good for her to make loud noises. You can criticize education, but you can't talk to her in this tone. If you engage in class ideas, you will be criticized."

The woman's complexion changed, and then she looked at Lao Shi with contempt: "You bumpkin, have you learned how to scare people? Tell you, I didn't scare you too much."

Laoshi immediately became angry and shouted: "Down with all monsters and monsters, down with all demons!"

Then he rushed up and slapped the woman twice.

The woman was caught off guard and was stunned by the beating.

It took a long time to wake up, and shouted: "You dare to beat my mother? My mother is fighting with you!"

She rushed towards Lao Shi like crazy, Lao Shi was not afraid of her, he raised his leg and kicked the woman three feet away.

"Wow! Help, help, kill someone."

After the woman cried, everyone in the office ran out.

"What happened?"

Mayor Duan walked out with a serious expression.

When the woman saw Mayor Duan, her eyes flickered slightly, and a look of joy flashed across her eyes.

Mayor Duan is young and promising. She has no parents, no children, and she is widowed. She can't get close to her by any means. Taking this opportunity, if she has a physical relationship with Mayor Duan, the town mayor I have to marry her even if I don't marry her.

She got up from the ground in a jiffy, and with disheveled hair, she was about to throw herself on Mayor Duan.

Mayor Duan frowned, and hurriedly stepped back a few steps, but he couldn't rush like a woman. Seeing that the woman was about to fall into his arms, without thinking, he raised his leg and kicked the woman again. It flew away.

After hearing a bang, the woman sat down on the ground.

"You...you...you kicked me?"

The woman looked at Mayor Duan in disbelief.

Everyone suppressed their laughter.

Secretary Zhou Xiao thought that mayor Duan is not a day or two, and his favorite thing to do every day is to seduce mayor Duan and make mayor Duan very annoying.

If it weren't for the fact that Secretary Zhou couldn't be caught, Mayor Duan would have fired her a long time ago.

Now that he is looking for a dead end, it is estimated that Mayor Duan's kick is a bit of public revenge.

Secretary Zhou herself is really shameless, not to mention that she is five years older than Duan Zhen, but she is ashamed to be a woman who is married to four men?She is only 30 years old, and it is easy to marry a little girl with yellow flowers, so how could she fall in love with her?

It's really a horse that doesn't know how long it looks.

Laoshi sneered and said, "I've already kicked you, why are you still asking? I think you are not only a nymphomaniac, but also mentally retarded."

The woman turned her head slowly and breathed fire into Lao Shi's eyes: "You bitch, you dare to hit me! Mayor Duan, I want to sue this woman for murder and injury!"

Mayor Duan looked at Lao Shi, and said gently, "Comrade, why did you hit Secretary Zhou?"

Laoshi said: "She practiced feudal superstition."

"You're talking nonsense!" Secretary Zhou said angrily, "Since when did I engage in feudal superstition?"

Laoshi smiled but said: "Let me ask you, do you say you are my mother?"

"Fart, when did my mother say it was your mother?"

The old lady turned her head and said to Mayor Duan: "Mayor Duan, did you hear it with your own ears? You claim to be my mother. My mother has been dead for so many years. How dare you turn into a dead body? You say I won't beat her up?" who?"

Everyone covered their lips and laughed.

Mayor Duan also flashed a smile in his eyes, and then pretended to be serious: "Okay, that's just what Secretary Zhou said, you don't have to worry about it. I'll ask Secretary Zhou to apologize to you for this matter, and it's over." Is it?"

Laoshi said cheerfully: "Okay!"

Secretary Zhou said aggrievedly: "Mayor Duan, what are you talking about? Why do you want me to apologize? I was beaten by her!"

Mayor Duan said indifferently: "Either you apologize, or she says you are superstitious, you choose one."

Secretary Zhou looked at Mayor Duan, then at Lao Shi, and finally weighed it for a while before saying reluctantly, "I'm sorry."

Then he covered his face and ran away.

"Okay, let's go."

After everyone dispersed, Mayor Duan glanced at Laoshi and said, "Comrade, if you have nothing to do, you should go back early."

Lao Shi heard that she was driving them back, and was secretly annoyed that Chen Pandi had lost her face.

But he still smiled as if he didn't hear it and said: "It's getting late, we should go back."

When he was about to call Chen Pandi, he heard Chen Pandi laugh again and said, "Being a dog at the age of six! What are you doing at the age of eight?"

Lao Shi: ...

Mayor Duan: ...

On the way back, Laoshi was so angry that he grabbed Chen Pandi's arm and scolded: "You are stupid if you say you are stupid, and you should hide it, why do you want others to know that you are stupid? Do you know? In order to make you smarter, I made a wish on the rain that day when it rained, and guess what happened?"

"What's wrong?"

Lao Shi said with a blank face: "The rain has stopped."

Brother Chen Pan: ...

"You are so stupid and afraid of the rain. What do you think you can do? It is clearly written that you are the only one in the world, but you say you are a dog at the age of six? Oh my god, you are ashamed and thrown to the town government. Now it's okay." Well, I haven’t become a women’s director yet, and my reputation is known to the entire government compound. People won’t mention my name, Lao Yu, but they will say that I am the mother-in-law of a stupid daughter-in-law.”

Brother Chen Pan didn't take it seriously and said, "Isn't that good? Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it is famous for a long time or a bad name for a long time, it is famous."

Lao Shi: ...

During dinner in the evening, everyone asked how Lao Shi felt about going to the commune today.

The old man said it was all good.

Brother Chen Pan beamed brightly and said, "Not only is my mother very good, but I am also very good."

Everyone looked at her in puzzlement.

Brother Chen Pan raised his head and said proudly: "Speaking of which, I'm really better than my mother. I don't know if it's a little bit better. Mother, Secretary Zhao of the commune was promoted to be a women's officer. Of course, it depends on the results of the competition. But..."

Speaking of this, Chen Pandi deliberately sold an official.

"but what?"

Facing everyone's expectant eyes, Chen Pandi slapped the table and laughed loudly: "I've been spotted by Mayor Duan!"

Crowd: ...

Fu Bao blinked: "Uncle, are you going to divorce Uncle?"

Crowd: ...

Afterwards, everyone finally figured it out. It turned out that Chen Pandi misunderstood the words. Mayor Duan felt that she had a talent for funny, so he decided to let her participate in the performance of this annual meeting and let her organize a show to enliven the atmosphere.

Chen Pandi learned from Lao Shi, and he agreed directly, saying that he would definitely make the town stand out in this annual meeting and win the No.1 in the county competition.

Fu Bao looked at Chen Pandi with his chin in his hands, and said in a childish voice, "So, you asked me to think of a show where you won the first place?"

Brother Chen Pan said confidently: "Yes! Your grandma said, I will call you if I have anything to do, and I will call you if there is nothing to do!"

Fubao: ...

The next day is the day when Laoshi will compete with Li Yumei.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law that Lao Shi wanted to visit happened to be not far from their village, only five miles away.

Early in the morning, Laoshi took Fubao to find the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

When he arrived at Xijia Village, Laoshi then asked someone to ask, and he knew where the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lived.

"Hey, big sister, who are you from Mrs. Xi? Why haven't I seen you before?"

"I'm her sister's sister-in-law's sister-in-law's sister-in-law."

The man was dazzled by a string of sisters-in-law, and finally said: "Oh, you are that old lady."

Lao Shi: ...

Fubao: ...

When Laoshi and Fubao arrived at Mrs. Xi's house, they happened to hear Zheng Qin, Mrs. Xi's daughter-in-law, yelling at her inside.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, why didn't you eat to death? You said that what is the use of your life? Besides being a drag on your descendants, what is the point of eating our family's food? What face do you have to eat these food! If you feed it to a dog, you can watch the door, if you feed it to a chicken, you can lay an egg, but if you feed it to you, it will turn into feces. It's just a dead star..."

A series of unbearable curses spread across the door for dozens of meters.

Lao Shi's face turned livid.

She is also a mother-in-law, if her daughter-in-law scolds her like that, she will be so angry.

She kicked the door open with one kick.

Zheng Qin, who was scolding vigorously, was taken aback: "Which bastard kicked my door, and if it breaks, you will have to pay for it!"

Looking back, it turned out to be two people I didn't know.

One is a fair and beautiful woman, and the other is a fat and fat boy.

She froze for a moment, restrained her temper: "Who are you?"

Lao Shi suppressed his temper and said, "I am a relative of your mother-in-law."

"A relative of my mother-in-law? Why haven't I seen you?"

There was a gleam in Zheng Qin's eyes, as if he was weighing how much benefit he could get from Lao Shi.

Fu Bao saw a broken mat by the corner, and on the mat was an old man in his 70s, leaning against the corner with his back against the wall, with his head raised slightly.

The old man looked at the sky with empty, cloudy eyes.

It was already cold in September, and the old man had a vest full of holes and no color could be seen. The two arms could no longer be called arms, but there was a layer of dry and cracked skin on the two bones.

(End of this chapter)