Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 582

When the group arrived at Shui's house, Laoshi was waiting with his whole family.

Originally, Laoshi said it was just to recognize someone and make a blind date, so there was no need for such a big fight.Those who should go to work should go to work, and those who should go out should just leave her and Shui Daya at home to receive them.

But didn't Chen Pandi know about this? What a snobbish person Chen Pandi is?

She just wanted to give Secretary Zhao a good impression, open the back door to the program she prepared, and then go directly to the county to participate in the competition after a blockbuster.

So I cried and clamored that the whole family must welcome Secretary Zhao's family together.

Lao Shi is too lazy to make trouble with her, and since Secretary Zhao married her family, in the eyes of others, her family is high-ranking. If she wants to ignore her, others will say that she is hypocritical. When people say bad things, they decide that the whole family will not go to work and wait for Secretary Zhao to come to the door.

When the old lady agreed, Chen Pandi became a demon moth again.

She said that she must give Secretary Zhao an unforgettable experience.

Laoshi sneered, with the chaff on the pillow, Secretary Zhao probably will never forget Chen Pandi in his life.What more memorable experience do you want?

But Lao Shi is too lazy to bother with Chen Pandi, anyway, she can't make any trouble, at most she can make some jokes.

At that time, if he offends Secretary Zhao, he will not marry her family, and let Chen Pandi cry by himself.

After Chen Pandi got Lao Shi's consent, he was so happy that he was ready to show his talents.

Ever since she went to the county last time and saw the scene where the people in the county sent off the soldiers, her blood has been boiling until now, and now she feels that the hero finally has a place to use.

After a day or two of intense rehearsal, it was finally time for her to show her skills.

Hearing Secretary Zhao's voice from outside, Chen Pandi became very nervous.

"Quick, quick, stand up quickly, and do as I say, you know?"

"Baoxue, you stand behind Fu Bao, Shui Fu, you stand beside me, by the way, can you see if my face is clean? Is there eye mucus?"

Shui Fu shook his head after looking at it and said, "Not anymore."

"That's good."

Chen Pandi was finally relieved, and held his breath, waiting for Secretary Zhao and the others to enter the door.

As soon as Secretary Zhao opened the door, he saw two rows of people standing on both sides. One row was the brothers and sisters-in-law of the Shui family headed by Chen Pandi, from Chen Pandi to Shuifu to Shuilu and then Shuishou Chuyun. , the other column is seven young monks headed by Fu Bao plus Shui Sanya and Shui Siya.

He was very surprised, and when he was about to speak, he heard Chen Pandi screaming: "Get out! Get out!"

Before Secretary Zhao could react, he was pushed out by Chen Pandi, and the door was slammed hard in front of his eyes.

Thanks to his quick retreat, if he retreated a little slower, his nose would be smashed.

He and Ren Meili looked at each other, wondering what the hell Chen Pandi was doing.

Shui Erya was so angry that her face was contorted. If her mother offended Secretary Zhao, she and Chen Pandi would have endless lives.

At this time, Chen Pandi's weak voice came from the courtyard: "Secretary Zhao, I'm sorry, I wasn't ready just now, please come in again now."

Secretary Zhao felt a little scared for no reason.

No wonder he thinks this way, it's really Chen Pandi's pillow that smells like hair oil, which makes his mouth involuntarily smell of hair oil when he sees it now.

He touched his nose, coughed lightly and asked, "Comrade Chen Pandi, can I come in now?"

"Okay, come in."

Secretary Zhao took a breath, then firmly opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, Chen Pandi yelled, "Start!"

Secretary Zhao paused in fright, and stared at the yard warily.

Then a group of people shouted: "Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome..."

The two rows of people acted like a magic trick, each took out a bouquet of flowers and shook them desperately at Secretary Zhao's family.

Secretary Zhao laughed and said politely, "Comrade Chen Pandi, it's just a visit, so you don't have to be so polite."

After all, everyone likes to be respected, and Secretary Zhao is no exception.

Chen Pandi smiled and said, "Yes, come and present flowers to our most respected guest."

All the people rushed forward and rushed to send the flowers in their hands to Secretary Zhao, Ren Meili and Zhao Fang.

Secretary Zhao's family was stunned by the enthusiastic Shui family, and collected flowers in a hurry.

While desperately stuffing it, while it was too late to pick it up, it suddenly fell into a riot of colors.

In the end, Secretary Zhao's family of three stood awkwardly among the flower petals holding a pile of flower stems.

Brother Chen Pan saw that the flowers were gone!
Fortunately, she prepared a second hand.

So she yelled, "Change props!"

"Yes!"

Following everyone's unanimous voice, the Shui family took out a bright red cloth strip from their pockets and flew it in the wind.The cloth strips are long and short, big and small, and it looks like they were beaten up from somewhere.

Chen Pandi shouted the slogan: "Flowers are given to beauties, splendor is given to heroes, and pennants are given to them!"

A group of people swarmed up again, rushing to stuff the strange cloth strips into the hands of Secretary Zhao's family.

Looking at the messy pile of red cloth strips in his hand, Secretary Zhao's lips twitched fiercely.

Ren Meili laughed happily.

At this moment, Zhao Fang shouted: "My God, whose shorts are these?"

Crowd: ...

Zhao Fang held a piece of shorts made of red cloth in his hand, and his face was flushed.

Chen Pandi snatched it over and said with a sneer, "Mishandling, mishandling, but don't worry, it's new and never worn."

Ren Meili laughed until her stomach ached.

After a turmoil, the two families finally sat down.

Ren Meili looked at the bright and clean house, and looked through the window at the colorful yard outside, feeling extremely satisfied with the Shui family.

Although Ren Meili does not discriminate against rural people, she is a clean person. She can't stand the chicken shit that is stepped on in the countryside. Clothes of various colors are hung everywhere in the house, and flies and mosquitoes are flying around the house. scene.

Not to mention chicken feces, the Shui family didn't even have a single fly or mosquito. It looked like a paradise, so how could she not like it?
She stared straight at her eyes: "Oh my God, isn't that Su Guan He Ding?"

"What? What Su Guan He Ding?" Secretary Zhao didn't know anything about orchids.

"You actually planted the plain lotus tripod in the yard?" Ren Meili's father was a botanist, and he especially liked orchids. There were a lot of orchids planted at home, so she also had a long history of family education, and she was very familiar with the varieties of orchids.

Now seeing that the Shui family actually planted such precious orchids in the yard at will, he was simply stunned.

The old man said indifferently: "It's just an orchid. This thing is very easy to grow. I have planted a large area in the backyard of my house. If you like it, you can bring a few pots back when you go back."

Ren Meili: ...

She originally thought that Laoshi and the others didn't know the value of the orchid Suguanheding, but from Laoshi's tone, she knew it.

It's just that what Lao Shi said is very good, the particularly cheap Su Guan He Ding, is it a kind of orchid as she knows?

She rubbed her eyes, and looked again carefully.

That's right, it is Su Guan He Ding.

After looking at it like this, she couldn't calm down anymore.

She used to just stare at Su Guan He Ding, but now that she looks at it so carefully, it's incredible that the yard is full of rare flowers, such as clivia, black chrysanthemum, black rose, purple champagne...

Ren Meili couldn't sit still anymore, she rushed to the yard in one stride, admiring the flowers fondly.

If her father sees these flowers, he will go crazy.

It is very rare for ordinary people to get one. I didn't expect that the Shui family, a farmer with no impressive appearance, would raise so many.

At this moment, Ren Meili made up her mind that she must marry her son to the Shui family.

That's right, it's marriage!
As long as she is married to the Shui family, she can often come to Shui's family to see flowers in the name of her son, can't she?
Poor Zhao Fang didn't expect that his mother would sell him with just a few pots of flowers.

He was still happily nibbling on the jerky rabbit meat.

Although Zhao Fang is from the city, the supply of food and meat in the city is limited, and the amount of meat is only six taels a month. How can a young man like him eat it?

The Shui family was different, they couldn't even eat the rabbits, so in the end Lao Shi made the rabbit meat into jerky and gave it to Fu Bao as a snack.

It was the first time for Secretary Zhao's family to come to the door, and Lao Shi naturally wanted to treat them warmly, so he took some dried rabbit meat to treat Secretary Zhao.

Secretary Zhao and Ren Meili didn't eat, but Zhao Fang, a young man, couldn't help it and ate deliciously.

He thought that if he could eat meat every day, even if Shui Daya was a hag, he would recognize it.

Fu Bao also beat a piece of dried rabbit meat and gnawed there, looking at Zhao Fang while gnawing.

Zhao Fang was happy to eat, and felt a gaze staring at him all the time. Looking back, he turned out to be a white and fat boy, eating like a little squirrel, and he was immediately happy.

"Here, this is my favorite pistol, for you to play with."

Zhao Fang thought for a while, and he couldn't eat so much jerky for nothing, so he reluctantly gave up, and handed Fu Bao the pistol made of bullet casings he had treasured.

Fu Bao glanced and shook his head.

Although she doesn't know that she is a girl now, girls subconsciously don't like these things, and she prefers plush toys.

"You do not want?"

Zhao Fang was startled.

You must know that even a kid can't resist the temptation of bullet casings.

Didn't you see that Shui Baoxue and Shui Baorui's eyes were fixed on the pistol?
Shui Baofeng walked to Fubao's side, hugged Fubao, curled his lips and said, "What's so rare about this thing, I have plenty of it at home!"

"You bullshit!"

Zhao Fang was unconvinced.

Shui Baofeng said strangely: "It's not something rare, why should I talk nonsense? Bao, show him what you have hidden, and let him open his eyes!"

Fu Bao glanced at Shui Baofeng, then climbed off Shui Baofeng's body, and ran to get things in his room.

Of course she doesn't have these handicrafts made of bullet casings, but there are in the space.

She didn't expect Shui Baofeng to know the things in her space.

Handicrafts made of bullet casings are very rare now, but they are really nothing in later generations.

Fu Bao in the book bought some and put them in the space, but Fu Bao didn't like them, so he never touched them.

Just now, seeing that Shui Baorui and Shui Baoxue like it very much, she thinks that she should show it earlier to make her brothers happy.

She directly took a large square cloth and took out all the handicrafts inside.

After she took out these bullet crafts, Zhao Fang's eyes almost went straight.

He always thought that having a pistol is a great existence, but he didn't expect that Fu Bao also had a cannon, a submachine gun and some weapons he hadn't seen before.

Boys like these things the most, so Zhao Fang said directly to Laoshi: "Grandma, I will live in your house from now on."

Lao Shi: ...

Whoops, this is a good deal, and I recruited another one, hahaha.

Secretary Zhao: ...

Damn, this kid is raised for nothing, if he has milk, he is a mother?

Ren Meili: ...

Good son, he was born by his mother and knows how to be filial to his mother.

So under the ulterior motives of the mother and son, the blind date went very smoothly, and both parents were very happy.

People on both sides thought it was a done deal.Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the last link.

The last link is when the two children meet.

When Ya Shui came out holding tea, taking small steps like a lady, lowering her head, and shyly coming out, she saw the serious and polite Zhao Fang.

The two stared at each other for a second, then jumped up.

in unison:

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

At the same time, they paused and said in unison:
"You little rascal!"

"You tigress!"

After cursing, he said loudly:

"Even if I become a nun, I won't marry you!"

"Even if I become a monk, I won't marry you!"

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

After the two of them snorted together, they sat there with their backs facing each other.

Everyone looked at each other.

Ren Meili broke the deadlock first.

"Son, do you know Da Ya?"

Zhao Fang said angrily: "The devil knows her! Mom, let me tell you, if I don't marry her, she is the one who beat me!"

Before Ren Meili could speak, Shui Daya became anxious: "I'm not marrying you yet, grandma, he is the one who robbed me of meat yesterday, you don't know that he still touches..."

Laoshi blinked: "Touch what?"

Ya Shui pursed her lips and stopped talking.

Zhao Fang said anxiously: "Who touched your butt? It was when you beat me yourself, I accidentally touched it!"

"Say it again? You still talk! You little rascal, I'll kill you!"

Shui Daya stood up and was about to hit Zhao Fang.

Zhao Fang was frightened and ran away.

While running, he shouted: "Dad, Mom, you can see that if I marry this tigress, you just wait for my son to be beaten every day."

"Who is the tigress? Say it again, and I'll kill you!"

"You are, it is you! You are the tigress!"

The two chased and beat the man and ran away.

The parents on both sides looked at each other in blank dismay.

Brother Chen Pan rolled his eyes and said, "Oh, it's said that beating is pain and scolding is love. When they like it, they beat and scold. I didn't expect the two to fall in love at first sight like this."

Crowd: ...

You are really talking nonsense with your eyes open. Is this love at first sight?You have misunderstood the words love at first sight.

Ren Meili also rolled her eyes, took Chen Pandi's hand and said, "My in-laws, you are right, I think this young couple is really a good match, this is how we set up this relationship."

Ren Meili fell in love with Shui Daya after listening to Zhao Fang's description yesterday, and now after arriving at Shui's house, she fell in love with Shui's house even more, so she made up her mind to send her son to Shui's house. Ya has pretty features, and she is able to control her lawless son, so she is determined to pursue this relationship.

So the parents on both sides didn't care what the two children thought, and just made an engagement on their own initiative.

It was after the two of them came back from the beating that they were disheartened, only then did they know that they had become a fiancée.

Ya Shui was so angry that she turned her head and went back to the house.

Zhao Fang was so angry that he ate several pieces of dried rabbit meat.

Fu Bao looked at this, looked at that, gnawed on the jerky rabbit meat until his little cheeks bulged.

The faces of the two are a match made in heaven, and their horoscopes are very compatible. In the future, Harmony will definitely be a happy couple.

After the two sides had a good talk, Ren Meili went home with a pot of plain crown and lotus cauldron in her hands.

When she left, she intended to keep Zhao Fang at Shui's house, but Zhao Fang refused, so she had no choice but to give up.

However, she strongly urged Shui Daya to go to her house to play, Shui Daya refused at first, but after being beaten up by Chen Pandi, she had no choice but to agree.

Seeing that Shui Daya was finally married off, Laoshi was overjoyed.

When the family was happily talking about today's welcome ceremony, Lao Chunhua ran back crying.

　Thank you for your cute votes, and I will update [-] words tomorrow.Don't say that it's harder for me to be violent than to have a baby.hey-hey.

　　Special thanks to the extremes, Muyan Chuxi and the two little beauties for their rewards.

　　
　
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