Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 584 I Didn't Catch It
After having a son and a daughter, Yu Fei also embarked on the right path. According to the sweetness of his life with Xu Rouxian, he should be happy and happy.

But the bad thing is that Xu Jing came back to find Xu Rouxian.

In the past, Xu Jing fought with Xu Shijie, ran here and there, and had no stable days, so she fostered Xu Rouxian in the countryside. Now that she has settled down, she naturally wants to take Xu Rouxian back.

Xu Jing originally wanted to take Xu Rouxian back and find a good man to marry, but she didn't know that Xu Rouxian married someone on her own.

Xu Jing was about to come back alone in a rage.

As soon as Xu Rouxian heard that her father had become a high-ranking official, how could she still be willing to stay in a small county town, she abandoned her husband and son and followed Xu Jing back to the county.

When they arrived in the county, Xu Jing also found some men with better family backgrounds for Xu Rouxian, but those people were all very shrewd. They sent people to the village where Xu Rouxian grew up to inquire, and found out that Xu Rouxian was married and had children. Suddenly there was no sound.

Xu Jing was very worried about this.

Just like this, year after year, Xu Rouxian is getting older.

Since Xu Rouxian disappeared for no reason, Yu Fei searched like crazy. At first, he thought Xu Rouxian had been kidnapped, but Yu Fei searched everywhere with all his wealth. After five years of searching, he found all the money in the family, and finally Yu Fei completely gave up.

It wasn't until more than ten days ago that Yu Fei suddenly received a letter stating Xu Rouxian's current situation and address. Yu Fei didn't know that Xu Rouxian thought he was poor and abandoned her husband and son to live a good life.

He didn't want to find Xu Rouxian at first, but the two children cried out to find their mother every day. He was so cruel that he sold the only valuable thing in the house, and brought the children to find Xu Rouxian for the money.

This search really let him find it.

Xu Rouxian has lived a good life in these years, basically there is no change, Yu Fei recognized it at a glance.

After hearing this narration, everyone cast strange eyes on Xu Rouxian.

This woman is so ruthless, she can even abandon her own pair of children at any time.

No wonder Xu Shijie was able to kill Xu Jing with his own hands. It turned out that this was a family tradition.

Both father and daughter are equally cruel.

In the end, Xu Rouxian followed Yu Fei back to the small town where they used to live. The main reason was that Xu Rouxian's reputation was so bad that she couldn't stay in the county anymore, not to mention that Xu Rouxian's parents were dead, so it was meaningless to stay in the county. up.

Of course, she wasn't stupid, and she didn't just follow Yu Fei away. She asked the county hospital to open a letter of introduction, and then transferred the files to the town where Yu Fei was located, so she could be a doctor in the town in the future.

These days, the wages of the whole country are determined by fixed positions. That is to say, as long as you are a doctor with the same professional title, the salary of doctors with the same professional title in the whole country is the same.

In this way, for Xu Rouxian, it was just a job in another place.

The only thing that makes her a little unhappy is that she will have to live with Yu Fei in the future.

The matter between Wu Jin and Xu Rouxian was settled, so he took Lao Chunhua directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the marriage certificate, so as to save night and dream.

After Wu Jin married Lao Chunhua, he took Liu Cao away.

Wu Jin treats Liu Cao very well and loves her like his own daughter.

After a long time, Liu Cao also respected and loved Wu Jin as his own father.

Those who don't know really think Wu Jin is Liu Cao's real father.

Liu Cao likes martial arts, so Wu Jin taught Liu Cao martial arts.

Liu Cao learns very fast and is very talented, so happy to meet Wu Jin, he would say how amazing and smart his daughter is.

In this environment, Liu Cao learned faster.

Liu Cao knows that such a good life is hard to come by, not only learning martial arts seriously, but also studying hard.

At the beginning, I couldn't keep up, but later on, I was almost the first in the grade.

Lao Chunhua was arranged by Qin Hong to work in the canteen of the sugar factory to do some layman's work.

Qin Hong's two children and Liu Cao went to Lao Chunhua's for lunch. Of course, what they ate was not the big pot rice in the cafeteria, but Lao Chunhua cooked for the other three.

This time the child's nutrition has also been resolved.

A year later, Lao Chunhua gave birth to a pair of twin sons to Wu Jin, and Mr. Wu was so happy from ear to ear.Village head Wu was also very happy, and directly took the two chickens from the family and sent them to Lao Chunhua for confinement.

Lao Chunhua was able to bear all the hardships and lived a good life.

Fubao still failed to achieve his goal of having a younger sister, so he set his sights on Liu Hong.Liu Hong was so scared that when she saw Fu Bao, she took a detour.

She doesn't want to have another child, Shui Lu already has two sons and a daughter, and because she has a lifelong friendship with Brother Shui Baorui, the relationship between mother and son is very good, she thinks that two sons and one daughter are enough.

Shui Siya also likes Liu Hong as a stepmother, because Liu Hong treats her thousands of times better than her own mother treats her.

The child's eyes are discerning, and she knows who treats her well.

In just half a year, Shui Siya completely forgot about Jiang Yu and decided that Liu Hong was her mother.

If anyone said that Liu Hong was her stepmother, she would rush up and bite that person.

However, Liu Hong's plan was very good, but the fact is not in the slightest. She found out that she was pregnant the second month after she married Shui Lu.

Shui Lu was as happy as the second idiot of the landlord's family, grinning behind his ears every day.

Ten months later, Liu Hong gave birth to a pair of twins. This was the second pair of twins in the Shui family after Qin Hong.

Laoshi led Mrs. Jiang, Mrs. Gao and a group of selected people to rehearse a large-scale model play. The name of the model play was "Between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-Law".

After the rehearsal, Lao Shi originally thought of performing in Jiangjia Village first, but later thought that Jiangjia Village has family surnames for generations, and it is deeply rooted in pride in abusing their daughter-in-law. I guess this kind of performance will not cause much trouble in their village. reaction.

So Fu Bao came up with the idea to let Laoshi perform in the village of her mother-in-law who was abused by her daughter-in-law first.

Laoshi took a group of people to Xijia Village not far from his hometown.

The situation in Xijia Village is exactly the opposite of that in Jiangjia Village. Because Xijia Village is poor, there are so many bachelors, and it is very difficult to marry a daughter-in-law.

Because it is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, the men and mother-in-laws in the family give in to the daughter-in-laws, which intensifies the arrogance of the daughter-in-laws, and everyone treats the mother-in-law coldly, and does not treat the mother-in-law as a human being.

The previous Zheng Qin was the daughter-in-law of Xijia Village, and Zheng Qin was the daughter-in-law who abused her mother-in-law more ruthlessly.

When Laoshi's "Between Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law" was performed, it received unprecedented response.

The main reason is that the villagers were too enthusiastic and couldn't wait to send things to their actors, especially Mrs. Jiang, who was given a lot of vegetables, eggs and stones...

cough cough.

Well, it's not about sending things, it's about smashing things.

Mrs. Jiang was smashed up on the stage, her nose was bruised and her face was swollen. If it wasn't for Lao Shi's sharp eyesight and quick hands, she snatched a big rock that was the same size as a human head, and now Mrs. Jiang would be lying dead.

Mrs. Jiang was lying on the bed, crying with tears streaming down her face.

Didn't she just perform a model play?Why did you hit her?

She didn't expect to risk her life to act in a play.

"Old director, I won't act anymore, it's too dangerous."

Mrs. Jiang took Laoshi's hand and cried like a tear.

She grew up so big, she hasn't been beaten since she got married.

Lao Shi suppressed a smile, showing a sad look: "If you don't act, then don't act. I didn't expect these women in Xijia Village to be so powerful. You are really lucky that you didn't share with these daughter-in-laws in Xijia Village."

Mrs. Jiang couldn't help but shudder when she thought of these tough daughter-in-laws in Xijia Village.

Fortunately, she didn't marry a daughter-in-law like Xijiacun, otherwise would there be a way for her to survive?

The dislike of Gao Shi in my heart is less.

"If you don't act, you won't act, but seven work points a day, it's just gone for nothing. By the way, the village head also gave ten catties of rough noodles. After a while, each of us can share half a catty. If you don't act , and there will be no more in the future.”

The village head of Xijia Village is a man of trouble. His wife abused his mother-in-law, and he is afraid of his wife, so he can't control her.But since watching the model show "Between Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law", his mother-in-law has treated his mother a lot better when she came back, and she even laid an egg for his mother at noon.

It was literally the sun coming out of the west.

He asked his wife what happened.

His mother-in-law said that after watching the model play, she felt that his mother was really kind to her. Compared with Mrs. Jiang in the model play, her mother-in-law was simply a living Bodhisattva. She actually abused her mother-in-law. She was sorry for her mother-in-law.

The model opera has such a powerful effect, the village head of Xijia Village must repay, so he rewarded ten catties of flour.

After the performance of the model opera, let alone the daughters-in-law in the village treated their mother-in-law better when they went back. After all, people’s hearts are full of flesh.

Coupled with Zheng Qin's testimony, the atmosphere in Xijia Village has changed somewhat.

After hearing this, Mrs. Lao thought that she could let Zheng Qin move her family's affairs into a model play and perform in Jiangjia Village, so that the people of Jiangjia Village would know that if they abused their daughter-in-law again, the daughter-in-law would get worse when they were old. abuse them.

But now she has to break Mrs. Jiang back.

When Mrs. Jiang heard that there were seven work points per day and half a catty of noodles, she immediately stopped talking about not acting.

If you are beaten, you will be beaten. Where can you earn seven work points and half a catty of flour a day?

So Mrs. Jiang endured the pain and went on tour again.

It is conceivable that Mrs. Jiang was beaten bruised and swollen by the angry crowd every time. The most terrifying time, a daughter-in-law thought that she was abused by her mother-in-law, so she stepped in and rushed forward to stab Mrs. Jiang to death with scissors.

Later, the daughter-in-law was restrained, and Mrs. Jiang escaped her life by luck.

The terrified Mrs. Jiang lay on the bed, crying to Laoshi: "Old director, I don't even know that I am such a hated person unless I act in a model play. I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Their model play has been performed for more than a month, and they have traveled to more than 30 villages. Mrs. Jiang has become a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats. What greets her is always rotten eggs, rotten vegetables and leaves, and even big manure. These are good. The important thing is that sometimes life-threatening.But Gao Shi was sympathized by everyone, Gao Shi went to the backstage to get sympathetic looks from others, as well as delicious food and drink.

Mrs. Gao didn't dare to take a bite of these things, and sent them to Mrs. Jiang to honor Mrs. Jiang.

There is no harm if there is no comparison. After more than a month, Mrs. Jiang finally realized her mistake and was also moved by Gao's filial piety.

She said to Laoshi: "Old director, thank you, I know that this kind of banxi is to reform me, don't worry, I will treat Gao well when I go back, she is also a miserable person, without a husband, from now on I will Treat her like a daughter."

The old lady said with a gratified smile: "You are right to think so. Look at how well you treated your two sons. The son just threw you away and ran away. In the end, the one who served you was not the daughter-in-law? I think Ah, you will have to rely on Gao to support you in the future."

Mrs. Jiang nodded: "Then I won't act. Go back and live a good life with Gao."

"No, you still have to act!"

"What? I still have to act?"

Mrs. Jiang was scared of being beaten, so she really didn't want to act anymore.

"Yes, you have to act. You have to save a poor woman like Gao. You have to reform those evil mothers-in-law like you before. So many lives are in your hands. If you don't act, who will act?"

Mrs. Jiang suddenly felt that she had grown taller, and that she was actually responsible for the magical function of saving the fate of others.

She nodded firmly: "Okay, I will act! Even if I risk my life, I will act!"

"Don't be so tragic!"

Later, before performing again, Lao Shi made a special declaration that all of this was acting, and if he dared to personally attack the actors, he would be held accountable. The so-called responsibility is nothing more than fines and fines.

No one knows what legal responsibility is at this moment, but they know that fines for money and food are very serious.

No one wanted to be punished, so even if they were very angry, they resisted and did not dare to do anything.

At the final curtain call, Lao Shi added another play, in which Mrs. Jiang was taken away by the police.

Because it is against the law to abuse a daughter-in-law, and she must bear criminal responsibility.

As time went by, the atmosphere in the village changed for the better, and there was no more abuse of the daughter-in-law, even if it was abuse, I dare not abuse it to death.

Conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in various communes have also decreased dramatically.

Lao Shi made persistent efforts and asked Zheng Qin to rehearse "Between Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-law II", which is a model play in which a daughter-in-law abuses her mother-in-law.

The first choice for this model play is Jiangjiacun.

The mothers-in-laws in Jiangjia Village were terrified after watching this model play. They never thought that such a vicious daughter-in-law existed in this world.

Thinking of the scene of them being abused by their daughter-in-law when they are too old to do any work, they all have lingering fears.

After going back, they treated their respective daughters-in-law much better.

After the daughter-in-law felt the kindness of the mother-in-law, they became more filial to the mother-in-law.

These mother-in-laws find that the family is happier and more beautiful, so they no longer guard against and abuse their daughter-in-law.

Secretary Zhao was very happy that Jiangjia Village, where daughter-in-law abuse was a common practice that caused the whole commune a headache, got better.

At the moment, it is ordered that Lao Shi continue to perform on tour, and the two model plays will be performed in a mixed manner.

This aroused strong repercussions, and it spread throughout the county almost instantly, alarming the county leaders, who immediately asked Lao Shi to lead two groups of people to perform in the county immediately.

After the performance, the leaders were all moved, and immediately made a decision to let Laoshi take the whole county touring the show.

This time it caused a sensation again, and directly attracted the attention of the provincial leaders.

So Laoshi took two troupes to the country step by step, performing outside almost every day 360 days a year.

Lao Shi's reputation has been greatly shaken, and the whole country knows Lao Yu's model opera team, and the two big plays "Between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law" are even more popular.It was even later turned into a movie.

The mother-in-law is so famous, Chen Pandi is worried again.

When will she be able to suppress Laoshi in this life?

She hugged Fubao and sighed at home.

"Ugh!"

Fu Bao was holding a piece of jerky rabbit meat and chewing it, when Chen Pandi groaned, his hands paused.

After waiting for a while, Chen Pandi fell silent, and Fubao was ready to eat dried rabbit meat again.

As soon as he ate it, Chen Pandi said "Oh!" again.

Fu Bao put down the jerky again.

After waiting for a while, Chen Pandi fell silent again, and Fubao was about to eat again, when Chen Pandi called again.

After going back and forth like this several times, Fu Bao didn't even eat the jerky rabbit meat.

Fu Bao was upset, she threw the dried rabbit meat on the table.

"Auntie, why are you sighing? Our family's life is so easy now, why are you sighing?"

Chen Pandi looked at Fubao sadly: "It's because life is getting better that I sigh."

Fubao: ...

Wouldn't it be cheap if you didn't want to live a good life?

"Baby, you see that your grandma is a celebrity now, and the gap between me and your grandma is getting bigger and bigger. When do you think I can kill your grandma?"

Fu Bao was silent, picked up the dried rabbit meat on the table and continued to eat it.

The uncle's wish may not be realized in this life, and it is more realistic for her to eat rabbit jerky.

"Ugh!"

Seeing that Fu Bao was busy gnawing on the dried rabbit meat, showing no intention of helping her at all, Chen Pandi sighed again.

After Chen Pandi sighed No.90 nine times, Fubao couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, don't sigh, auntie, it's impossible in your life to overwhelm Nai, but it's possible to keep up with Nai."

Chen Pandi was overjoyed, and kissed Fu Bao's little cheek hard.

"I know that my treasure loves me the most. Come, come, tell my aunt, how can I overwhelm your grandma?"

"Not to overwhelm, but to catch up."

"It's all the same, the same." Chen Pandi laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

Now that they have caught up, can the days of trampling Lao Shi be far behind?

"Didn't the commune ask you to put on a comedy? You can work on it."

When it comes to comedy, Chen Pandi is even more worried.

She was ashamed that time, okay?Is it an honor to read a typo?Want to make the whole commune know?
After much deliberation, she couldn't transfer her affairs into a model play.

"That won't work, shame on you."

Chen Pandi shook his head and rejected Fubao's suggestion.

"I didn't ask you to move the part of misreading into the model play. You can think about other things. Look at the part about welcoming Secretary Zhao last time. You arranged it very well. The whole family of Secretary Zhao was very happy. Laughing."

"That won't work either, you won't be able to enter the Hall of Elegance."

Fu Bao looked at Brother Chen Pan, oh, my uncle has really improved, she can use idioms.

Since my aunt is so active in asking for progress, she can't hold her back.

She thought for a while and said, "There is a profession called modeling in foreign countries. Why don't you organize a model team for the commune to show the positive and energetic side of our farmers."

"What? Touch it off? No, no, no, it's obscene propaganda, and you will be criticized."

Fubao: ...

After thinking about it, Fu Bao took out a model magazine in the space and gave it to Chen Pandi.

Brother Chen Pan was dumbfounded when he saw it.

"Hey, the hair on this foreigner's body is long enough, and it shines even in the sun. It must have not evolved well. Fubao, do you think they still have tails growing under their clothes?"

Fubao: ...

"Hey, everyone says how good foreign capitalism is and how comfortable life is. I don't think it's good at all. Look at this winter, wearing a big cotton jacket, and the lower body is too poor to buy pants. Big It's so pitiful to see those two legs are so cold and white that they are blindingly white."

Fubao: ...

"Hey, look at this man, he just put the bear skin on his body. The poor one doesn't even have a needle and thread, and he doesn't know how to sew it. His chest is exposed. How embarrassing."

Fubao: ...

"Oh, why is this man's breasts so developed? Bao, you said that women have breasts to feed their children. Why do men have such developed breasts? Oh, I understand!"

Chen Pandi slapped his forehead, showing a constipated expression.

Fu Bao asked curiously, "Uncle, what do you understand?"

Chen Pandi said mysteriously: "I understand, the reason why foreign men have such well-developed breasts is to distinguish the front from the back! My God, foreigners are really stupid, they can't even tell the front from the back, hahaha... ..."

Fubao: ...

"Fubao, it says that Motuo walks on a catwalk. Hahaha, foreigners are really sick. They are learning how to walk like animals. Animals still look good when they walk?"

Fubao: ...

Chen Pandi looked at the picture for a while, and then murmured to himself: "But, don't talk about it, these foreigners walk quite nicely, and they look like a breeze. How about I also learn to walk like a cat?"

Fu Bao encouraged: "Auntie, you should learn. Think about it, when the time comes, your entire model team will walk on the catwalk. How shocking will it be when you appear on the stage?"

When Chen Pandi thought of that scene, his blood boiled immediately.

Just do it!

She has to learn the catwalk first, and then teach those women.

Chen Pandi put Fubao on the chair and walked to the open space by himself.

Fu Bao was sitting on a small bench, gnawing on a piece of jerky, and was about to appreciate Chen Pandi's catwalk, when he heard Chen Pandi shout: "Mimi, Mimi."

Fubao: ...

After a while, a big black cat raised at home walked over with elegant steps.

Chen Pandi stared at it with good eyes: "Don't say it, the cat walks really beautifully, and it's thanks to the foreigners who figured it out."

"Mimi, you go ahead."

Chen Pandi put the big black cat in front, and he followed behind, ready to follow the big black cat to steal the teacher.

The big black cat is not a dog, how could it listen to her, meowing non-stop around her feet, and rubbing its head against her legs, obviously wanting to eat.

Brother Chen Pan saw that this was not the way, so he thought of a way.

She picked up a piece of dried fish and hung it on a jujube tree branch in the yard, then walked away more than ten meters with the cat in her arms.

Her plan was very good, let the cat walk towards the dried fish slowly, and then she followed the big black cat to learn to walk.

When she let go of the big black cat, the big black cat first stood motionless on the ground.

Brother Chen Pan took a look, hey, there is a door!

So he plopped down on the ground, propped up on the ground with his hands, and touched the ground with his feet.

Fu Bao was startled: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Hush! Don't make a sound, I'm learning the catwalk from the big black cat."

Fubao: ...

Fu Bao was about to speak when the big black cat smelled fish and started to walk.

Chen Pandi hurriedly followed. The cat walks with its left front foot and right rear foot moving forward together, and then its right front foot and left rear foot move forward again, so it walks alternately.

This is really hard for Brother Chen Pan, he was so flustered that he couldn't keep up after only two steps.

In the end, she stepped on her hand directly, causing her to fall to the ground in pain.

Fubao: ...

"Auntie, don't learn it, it's wrong."

"No, I must learn, I don't believe I can't!"

Chen Pandi gritted his teeth and started learning again.

At this time, the big black cat smelled the smell of fish and walked faster and faster, and Chen Pandi also walked more and more chaotically. Finally, Chen Pandi successfully tripped himself.

Don't be afraid if you stumble, what you are afraid of is not being able to persist!

Chen Pandi got up again.

As soon as he got up, he saw the big black cat arched its body and jumped.

Brother Chen Pan: ...

This difficulty is a bit high!

In order to learn catwalk well, she worked hard!

So she also arched her body and jumped...

Fu Bao's little meat claw quickly covered his eyes.

With a "bang", Chen Pandi crashed into a tree and hit a big tumor on his forehead.

Chen Pandi clutched his forehead wanting to cry but without tears.

Damn, the cat walk is so hard to learn!
The big black cat nimbly jumped off the tree trunk, biting the dried fish, and then looked at Chen Pandi disdainfully.

Stupid Twolegs, actually want to steal your cat grandma's stunts?dream!
After countless times of practice, Chen Pandi finally discovered that this catwalk is not that catwalk.

But when she understood, both hands were calloused on the ground.

In order to be a blockbuster in this commune performance, Chen Pandi began to recruit model candidates.

"Everyone has a meeting, come to the meeting."

Chen Pandi found Lao Zhuang and begged Lao Zhuang to lend her the commune's loudspeaker.

Lao Zhuang was tortured by her and had no choice but to agree.

Brother Chen Pan proudly walked to the grain drying field in the village and began to recruit people.

After a while, Chen Pandi gathered all the people in the village.

Seeing Chen Pandi standing in the sun-drying field holding a big horn, everyone was very surprised.

"Hey, what's going on? Why is Brother Chen Pan standing there?"

"That's right, is Brother Chen Pan going to be our village head?"

"Pull it down, even if you change the village head, you have to change Lao Shi, and it's not Chen Pandi's turn, right?"

"That's hard to say. Brother Chen Pan wants to be the old master, so he might try to usurp the throne?"

"Then Lao Shi must not beat her to death?"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone chatted and laughed, and gathered in the grain drying field.

"Brother Chen Pan, why are you looking for us? Tell us quickly, we are all busy."

"That's right, come to us for good things, don't talk about bad things!"

Chen Pandi looked at this group of folks who were not seeking to make progress, and stomped his feet hating iron and steel.

She cleared her throat and said, "Uncles, aunts and sisters-in-law, do you know what my mother-in-law is doing?"

"Didn't Laoshi go to act in a model show? You are a daughter-in-law and you don't know and you still ask us? Do you think we are stupid?"

Brother Chen Pan froze, she just wanted to bring up a topic, why didn't this group of people cooperate at all?

"Then do you think my mother-in-law is glorious or not?"

"We don't know if it's honorable or not, but we know that your mother-in-law earns a lot of money and has a lot to eat."

Brother Chen Pan: ...

Damn, it doesn't cooperate with her.

Well, she won't go around the bush anymore, let's just talk.

"It's like this. I'm going to organize a model show. If you want to, you can come to me to sign up."

"What? Brother Chen Pan, are you crazy? Do you really want to play against your mother-in-law?"

"Brother Chen Pan, I advise you to forget about it. You have never fought your mother-in-law in your life, so let's be quiet."

"That's right, don't wait for your mother-in-law to come back and give you melon drops."

Hearing that everyone was rushing towards them with basins of cold water, Chen Pandi was furious.

She yelled into the loudspeaker: "What do you know, my mother-in-law's performance is a model play, and I want Madou for this one!"

Brother Chen Pan didn't dare to say that she should be taken off. As soon as she said these two words, she was guaranteed to be beaten.

So she thought about it, and transliterated the word model that Fu Bao told her.

"What? Madou? What is that?"

"Is it better than soybeans?"

"Could it be Maren Bean? That thing can't be eaten, it will be poisoned."

Everyone was talking in a hurry, and they went crooked as they talked.

Chen Pandi yelled angrily: "It's not the Madou you eat, it's the Madou you eat!"

"People are Madou?"

"correct."

Chen Pandi showed a faint smile, finally someone who understands.

"Isn't that making us pockmarked? Don't do it!"

Chen Pandi's smile froze on his face.

After spending a lot of time, Chen Pandi finally let the villagers know that Madou is a profession, just like a salesman in a supply and marketing cooperative. It is easier than a salesman and can make money.

"So Madou is a career that people yearn for, but not everyone can be Madou, and there are quite requirements."

Chen Pandi was spitting all over the place, and finally finished.

"Brother Chen Pan, tell me, what is your request?"

"Of course it requires a good figure."

"What figure? Isn't it just thin? Does it look beautiful in clothes?"

Chen Pandi said contemptuously: "What's the use of being thin? If it's useful, why does the commune pay you to act? Just get a few bamboo poles and go there?"

"Then tell me what kind of person you are?"

Chen Pandi raised his chin proudly: "It means that you have to be as long as nine heads from head to toe, and that is a qualified figure. It is commonly known as nine-headed body. If you have two-headed body, you will definitely not be able to do it."

"What is a two-headed body?"

"The head and body are the same length, like a toad."

"Hahaha……"

After everyone laughed, they asked again: "Brother Chen Pan, tell me who is the Nine-headed Body in our village?"

Chen Pandi came out arrogantly, leaned sideways towards the crowd, and made a difficult S.

"See? I am the Nine-Headed Body!"

Crowd: ...

Seeing that Chen Pandi was so dark, thin and short that he couldn't find his figure in the crowd, everyone felt that they couldn't believe it.

If Brother Chen Pan is nine-headed, then they must all be nine-headed?
"Don't you believe it? If you don't believe me, let me show you."

Chen Pandi took a ruler and measured the length of his head with great confidence: "See? I'll measure down according to this length!"

Chen Pandi measured it one ruler at a time, and when he reached the length of the fifth head, the ruler had already reached his ankle.

Everyone laughed.

He booed and said, "Brother Chen Pan, are you measuring it? Quickly measure it!"

"What is it called? Isn't this just measuring?"

She rolled her eyes, threw the ruler, and calmly compared it with her fingers, and finally measured one foot to the length of four heads.

Everyone laughed so hard they almost fell over.

"Oh my god, is this the nine-headed body?"

"Brother Chen Pan, we just found out today that your foot is as long as your four heads, how did you get the shoes?"

Someone shouted: "Brother Chen Pan, we don't have such a good body proportion as you."

Brother Chen Pan was not angry either, and took it directly as a tonic.

"It seems that you are still a little self-aware, don't worry, I will help you think about it, remember our team's declaration, no difficulty can stop us from moving forward."

"Today I'm going to teach you how to become a top Madou. First of all, Madou has to walk on the stage. That step is called catwalk."

Chen Pandi finally had the opportunity to show off the results of his hard work over the past few days.

She hummed a tune, and then started walking on the grain drying field with her buttocks twisted.

Not to mention, under Fubao's supervision, Chen Pandi practiced really like that.

Everyone's eyes were straightened.

"Oh, my mother, is this Brother Chen Pan? Why are you walking so beautifully?"

"Don't even mention it, walking with the wind, it looks better than those girls in the county!"

"It turns out that this is a cat walk, it really looks like the cat we raise."

"What do you know, this is elegance."

After Chen Pandi finished walking, he looked at everyone proudly and said, "How is it? Are you interested in learning?"

Everyone looked at each other and said, "Brother Chen Pan, is this catwalk difficult to learn?"

"What's so difficult to learn? It's actually just looking for a toilet."

"What? Looking for a toilet?"

"Yes, this thing came from foreigners. Do you know why foreigners walk like this?"

"Isn't it for looking good?"

"Pull it down, who walks like this on the main road? Don't you want to be stunned to death?"

"That's right, walking like this, it's okay to look at it on the stage, but if you really want to walk on the road, you think you're sick."

Chen Pandi slapped his thigh and said, "That's right! Those foreigners are sick! Because they suffer from frequent urination and urgency!"

Crowd: ...

Chen Pandi proudly said, "I'll show you the show. Do you need to clamp your legs tightly because you are urgent to urinate?"

"correct."

"Did you see that my legs are clamped? Are you looking for a toilet down there?"

"Yeah, otherwise I'd have to pee my pants."

"Look at my aisle. I walk with my legs crossed to the left like the wind. You can see that my eyes are looking straight into the distance. Do you know what I'm doing?"

"what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for a toilet!" Chen Pandi glared at the villagers angrily, and then said, "I'm thinking about the toilet? Where is the toilet? Oh, there's no toilet here, it's over there, so I held my head high, rushing I went over there to find the toilet, do you think this is a catwalk?"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone fell down laughing.

"It's so similar, oh my god, Brother Chen Pan, you are so talented. It turns out that the catwalk is to find the toilet."

"We want to sign up!"

"I'll report it too!"

At this time, a three-year-old boy also jumped up in a hurry: "I want to report to Aunt Chen too!"

"Can you walk on a catwalk?"

"Yes! I'll show you!"

The little boy got up and walked with his legs crossed, and stopped after walking a few steps.

Brother Chen Pan said, "Why don't you leave?"

The little boy burst into tears: "Aunt Chen, you lied, I didn't catch it, and peed all over my pants."

Brother Chen Pan: ...

"Hahaha……"

Everyone almost burst out laughing.

The folks are scrambling to sign up.

Chen Pandi tasted the taste of stars holding the moon for the first time, and he was very happy.

So the rural Madou team was formed in this way.

Chen Pandi and a group of people learn to walk the catwalk there every day, but they walk decently.

So it's time for the gala.

Chen Pandi took a group of people to the auditorium of the commune.

At the backstage, the folks were all very nervous.

Don't look at these women who are usually very aggressive in the village. If they really want to go on stage, it will be the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair, and they are all afraid.

Shen Ju held Chen Pandi's hand nervously: "Brother Pan, why is my heart beating so fast? It feels like it's going to jump out of my chest."

Chen Pandi was also very nervous, but his face showed a calm look.

"Auntie, I'm not talking about you. We've gone through a lot of things like this. Look at the group of people my mother brought along. Which of them is not a mud leg from the village? They all went to the capital to perform. Are we not as good as them? Are you afraid of even a small commune performance? If you are all afraid, go back and find your parents to drink milk, and don't be ashamed here."

Everyone was embarrassed by the words, but they settled down.

At this time, Chen Pandi was also afraid that they would make mistakes, so he thought for a while and said, "In this way, after a while, you will watch my movements, and you will follow what I do, so that there will be no mistakes."

"Okay! Listen to you!"

Everyone spoke in unison.

Soon it was Chen Pandi's turn to take the stage.

As soon as they came to the stage, they got the audience's attention.

Why?

Because of the model team, we only pay attention to a dress that is novel.

Fubao gave Chen Pandi an idea to let them all wear crops to play.

Clothes these days are either black or blue or white, and even red is rarely worn unless they are married.

But Chen Pandi's team is almost full of colors.

This appearance blew everyone's eyes.

The key is that they don't just wear colorful clothes, but each color represents a crop.

Yellow corns, red peppers, blue cabbage, green peppers, green vegetables, purple eggplants, orange pumpkins, seven groups of people play, the whole scene of a bumper harvest.

The classic song Da Feng Harvest was played backstage, which immediately enlivened the atmosphere on the field.

The county leaders couldn't help but praised Secretary Zhao: "Old Zhao, this program is good. It is not only novel, but also eye-catching, and the key meaning is also good. Not bad, not bad. Which village's program is this?"

Secretary Zhao also talked with You Rongyan: "This is a program from my hometown village."

"My hometown village? Isn't that Laoyu's village? The hometown village is full of talents. You are a good leader."

Secretary Zhao said happily: "This team leader is called Chen Pandi, who is Lao Yu's daughter-in-law and my in-laws."

The county leader glanced at him and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, you are a good friend."

Secretary Zhao's heart was as sweet as honey.

Since marrying the Shui family, his son Zhao Fang has changed day by day, getting better and better.

　Thank you Muyan Chuxi for the cute reward of 10000 book coins.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)