Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet
Chapter 85 One pig is not enough to describe your stupidity
Chapter 85 A pig is not enough to describe your stupidity
Fu Bao stretched out his little meaty claws to touch Masha Masha Chen Pan's chest, and said delicately: "Auntie, have you been short-tempered recently, with a sore tongue, dry mouth, red eyes, a lot of eye feces, and you still can't get rid of the smell? "
"Yeah, what's the matter?" Chen Pandi looked at Fubao sadly while holding the edge of the well.
"You're getting angry, Fubao told the auntie, it's for your own good that Grandma gave you Huanglian water."
"What? You almost vomited all my bitter bile, and it's for my own good?" Chen Pandi looked at Fu Bao with the look that he didn't think I was stupid and could lie to me: "Baby, auntie is the one who loves me the most. You, you can't lie to my uncle, my uncle will be sad."
Fu Bao lost his temper, and pouted his small rosy mouth like a water chestnut: "Fu Bao never lies, if you don't believe me, see if your teeth still hurt tonight."
Chen Pandi slapped his thigh, and suddenly he was fascinated: "Oh, my treasure, how do you know that my uncle has a toothache?"
"Not only Fubao knows, but grandma knows too. Grandma's heart aches when she finds out."
Fu Bao blinked his big watery eyes and innocently made up nonsense.
"Really?" Chen Pandi trembled with excitement.
Oh my god, I have been married to the Shui family for more than ten years, this is the first time my mother-in-law cares about her.
Oh my god, it turns out that her mother-in-law has seen her dedication.
She pounced on Lao Shi, hugged Lao Shi, and cried with tears streaming down her face: "Mother, I'm sorry for you... I always thought you were uneasy and kind to me, but I didn't expect you to be kind to me." It’s the water radish from the next year, sweet on the outside and beautiful on the inside... I was wrong... Woohoo... I reflect on it, I shouldn’t scold you behind your back every day for wearing a bamboo hat on your wolf’s head and pretending to be a good person, but in fact you fell into the oil basket with your chopsticks Sharp) and cunning (slippery), not to mention that you are the king of the millennium and the tortoise of 8 years, the scourge of the millennium, but the old cucumber is painted with green paint to pretend to be tender... Ah... Mother... Why did you hit me... Help..."
Fu Bao stared at Chen Pandi in a daze, as soon as he was moved, he spewed out such a burst as if the gate had been opened, and stretched out his little paws to cover his eyes.
Oops, my aunt is so stupid, she didn't even notice it.
If the grandma doesn't beat her, who will she beat?
Chen Pandi ran across the courtyard with his head in his arms. Laoshi ran into Fubao with one hand, and chased Chen Pandi with a chicken feather Zenzi in the other.
"You bereaved star, a plague-stricken product, when my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg. How dare you make up my mother like this? Who gave you the courage? Who pretended to be a good person? Who is treacherous and evil?" Slippery? Who is the thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise? Who is the old cucumber painted with green paint to pretend to be tender? Brother Chen Pan, I tell you, if I don’t tell my mother clearly today, I will never end with you! is you!"
Brother Chen Pan cried and cried: "Mother, don't beat me, it hurts. I'm pretending to be a good person, I'm treacherous and slippery, I'm that thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise, it's my old cucumber painted green to pretend to be tender, It's me, it's me or it's me, it's all me, I was wrong, I don't dare to say that I am a flower and you are cow dung."
Fubao: ...
Lao Shi: ...
Oops, one pig is not enough to describe Chen Pandi's stupidity, two pigs are needed!
Chen Pandi was beaten again and again by the old master, causing Chen Pandi to cry for his father and mother.
The Shui family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fought lively, and the Xu family also fought in full swing.
Lao Chunhua's life in Shui's house is getting better and better, and her complexion is getting better. She has been raised in Shui's house for three years. People who see her think she is a big girl, not at all. It is believed that she was the mother of three children.
(End of this chapter)
Fu Bao stretched out his little meaty claws to touch Masha Masha Chen Pan's chest, and said delicately: "Auntie, have you been short-tempered recently, with a sore tongue, dry mouth, red eyes, a lot of eye feces, and you still can't get rid of the smell? "
"Yeah, what's the matter?" Chen Pandi looked at Fubao sadly while holding the edge of the well.
"You're getting angry, Fubao told the auntie, it's for your own good that Grandma gave you Huanglian water."
"What? You almost vomited all my bitter bile, and it's for my own good?" Chen Pandi looked at Fu Bao with the look that he didn't think I was stupid and could lie to me: "Baby, auntie is the one who loves me the most. You, you can't lie to my uncle, my uncle will be sad."
Fu Bao lost his temper, and pouted his small rosy mouth like a water chestnut: "Fu Bao never lies, if you don't believe me, see if your teeth still hurt tonight."
Chen Pandi slapped his thigh, and suddenly he was fascinated: "Oh, my treasure, how do you know that my uncle has a toothache?"
"Not only Fubao knows, but grandma knows too. Grandma's heart aches when she finds out."
Fu Bao blinked his big watery eyes and innocently made up nonsense.
"Really?" Chen Pandi trembled with excitement.
Oh my god, I have been married to the Shui family for more than ten years, this is the first time my mother-in-law cares about her.
Oh my god, it turns out that her mother-in-law has seen her dedication.
She pounced on Lao Shi, hugged Lao Shi, and cried with tears streaming down her face: "Mother, I'm sorry for you... I always thought you were uneasy and kind to me, but I didn't expect you to be kind to me." It’s the water radish from the next year, sweet on the outside and beautiful on the inside... I was wrong... Woohoo... I reflect on it, I shouldn’t scold you behind your back every day for wearing a bamboo hat on your wolf’s head and pretending to be a good person, but in fact you fell into the oil basket with your chopsticks Sharp) and cunning (slippery), not to mention that you are the king of the millennium and the tortoise of 8 years, the scourge of the millennium, but the old cucumber is painted with green paint to pretend to be tender... Ah... Mother... Why did you hit me... Help..."
Fu Bao stared at Chen Pandi in a daze, as soon as he was moved, he spewed out such a burst as if the gate had been opened, and stretched out his little paws to cover his eyes.
Oops, my aunt is so stupid, she didn't even notice it.
If the grandma doesn't beat her, who will she beat?
Chen Pandi ran across the courtyard with his head in his arms. Laoshi ran into Fubao with one hand, and chased Chen Pandi with a chicken feather Zenzi in the other.
"You bereaved star, a plague-stricken product, when my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg. How dare you make up my mother like this? Who gave you the courage? Who pretended to be a good person? Who is treacherous and evil?" Slippery? Who is the thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise? Who is the old cucumber painted with green paint to pretend to be tender? Brother Chen Pan, I tell you, if I don’t tell my mother clearly today, I will never end with you! is you!"
Brother Chen Pan cried and cried: "Mother, don't beat me, it hurts. I'm pretending to be a good person, I'm treacherous and slippery, I'm that thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise, it's my old cucumber painted green to pretend to be tender, It's me, it's me or it's me, it's all me, I was wrong, I don't dare to say that I am a flower and you are cow dung."
Fubao: ...
Lao Shi: ...
Oops, one pig is not enough to describe Chen Pandi's stupidity, two pigs are needed!
Chen Pandi was beaten again and again by the old master, causing Chen Pandi to cry for his father and mother.
The Shui family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fought lively, and the Xu family also fought in full swing.
Lao Chunhua's life in Shui's house is getting better and better, and her complexion is getting better. She has been raised in Shui's house for three years. People who see her think she is a big girl, not at all. It is believed that she was the mother of three children.
(End of this chapter)
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