Tell the lord, the princess has climbed the wall

Chapter 428
"Since father keeps what he says, Yaya naturally can't slip up, so let's start with the bad things I did in Annan when I was young.

When I was young, I was very naughty and mischievous, because I used to run wild with my master in Fengchi Mountain Villa, so I did a lot of bad things when I came to Annan.

Only the old gentleman who taught the class didn't know how many times he was angry with me.

I remember the first class I attended when I first went to Annan. At that time, the teacher was a gentleman in his 40s. He was thin, tall, and he looked very particular. He even walked and talked softly. The angry one.

It was autumn, and he liked to wear a hat. Every time he entered the room, he would take off his hat and hang it respectfully behind the door.

I was a newcomer at the time, and I didn't quite understand his lectures, so I spent all my energy studying his hats.

So one day on the way to school, I just caught some bugs, the kind of caterpillars with venomous spines, and quietly put them in his hat.

After the class ended that day, the husband didn't find any abnormalities. As usual, he took off the hat and put it on his head and left.
But then I never saw him again, and I heard that he got very sick because of those caterpillars.

After the thin and tall gentleman left, a fat gentleman came soon,

This gentleman is black and fat, and he looks much more courageous than the previous one. A few mere bugs will not scare him.

But this gentleman also has a habit, because he eats fatter, so he doesn't like to stand,

Under normal circumstances, except for the time to go to the toilet, he would sit on the stool almost all day long, and basically he would never leave the stool until school was over.

So I had an idea, and I quietly found some gum, and secretly painted it on the stool he often sat on in advance.

Mr. came to class again, he didn't study the habit of the stool carefully, as usual, he habitually sat on the stool in the middle as soon as he entered the room.

As a result, when he sat down, the stool stuck to him and never came down, so that he took the stool out of the room in front of everyone.

As a result, the next day, I heard that he was reluctant to come. "

"Ahahaha, this is a bit interesting. The chair is stuck on the butt of the gentleman. If you go around like this, you will have no face to come to teach you again." Emperor Yueshi laughed loudly after being teased by Zuo Mu.

"Yeah, thinking about it now is a bit detrimental, but at that time I was still young, I just thought it was fun and didn't want to do that, so I let my temper mess around.

Later, after the two gentlemen left, another taught us,
This time, my age is a bit older, and I am neither timid nor like to sit.

However, he also has a hobby, that is, he loves drinking.

Every day when he comes to teach, he carries a wine gourd with him, and he likes to sip a few sips from time to time.
Slowly, I got the idea of ​​that wine gourd.

One day, while he was going to the toilet, I saw that no one was paying attention, so I quietly added something to his wine gourd..."

"Adding something, you can't add some boy's urine, right?" After listening for a long time, the emperor was completely aroused by Zuo Mu, and interjected with a smile.

Hearing that Emperor Yuezhi's tricks were worse than his own, Zuo Mu immediately became unwilling, pouted, and said with aggrieved face, "Father, how can you think of your daughter so much, your ya ya But how can a girl do such a rude and wicked thing?"

"Okay, okay, father is wrong, then tell father quickly, what kind of bad move are you thinking, sir?" Yueshi emperor was eager to know the answer, so he rarely coaxed Zuo Mu happily.

"My, I just caught some bees and threw them into the wine gourd. Who knew that those bees were also like this trade, good wine. After entering, not only did they not drown, but they drank and learned to be drunk, and became drunk. more powerful.

As a result, when the gentleman drank it, he stung his mouthful of bubbles. "

"Hahaha, it's really my daughter, Mu Feng, and it's true that everything I do has different reactions." Hearing Zuo Mu's so many bad moves, Emperor Yueshi said proudly.

Seeing that he had just said so much, Emperor Yueshi was easily satisfied, Zuo Mu slapped his chest and said proudly, "This is so bad. Compared with them, the gentleman who taught us how to ride horses at that time was even worse."

"Oh, where do we start?" Yueshi Huang's eyes widened in excitement when he heard that there was still something going on.

"It's fine to continue talking, but since I've talked so much, Father, you have to drink it up as I asked." Zuo Mu offered another porridge bowl in due course.

"Okay, okay, the request raised by Yaya, I will do it right away." Emperor Yueshi was eager to hear the story, so he picked up the porridge bowl, drank a few big gulps, and urged, "Look at how much I have drunk, tell me quickly." , speak quickly!"

"The reason why he is said to be miserable is because every time before his lecture, as long as it is a horse he wants to ride, he will definitely be frightened, so after every lecture, he will fall bruised and embarrassed."

"Why? Why are horses startled every time? Could it be you, that stinky girl who made trouble again?" Gradually, Emperor Yuezhi also began to follow Zuo Mu's tricks.

"That's right, as long as I know which horse he is riding, I will be able to shoot a silver needle quietly into the horse's buttocks at the first time, so that as soon as he rides, the horse will naturally Frightened, he ran all the way, unable to stop at all.

But the strange thing is that this gentleman is very strong. Although he was injured every time, he was not discouraged and refused to leave. He taught us for a long time, so that in the end I was not interested in doing this thing anymore. ..."

"Hahaha, it's not easy. It turns out that we, Yaya, sometimes give up when we encounter difficulties!"

Emperor Yueshi laughed for a long time, but under Zuo Mu's coaxing, the bird's nest porridge was completely drunk, and Zhang Gonggong, who was beside him happily, was so beautiful that he couldn't see his words. Fuck off,

But soon, someone came in with a bowl of hot medicine.

This time Emperor Yueshi didn't shirk, he picked up the medicine bowl and drank it down in one gulp.

"It's just that you are so naughty, you must have been punished less when you were a child, right?" Yueshi Huang took the handkerchief from Zuo Mu, wiped the medicinal juice from his mouth, and couldn't help worrying for Zuo Mu.

"No, although I have done a lot of bad things, I have never been punished since I was a child." Speaking of these things, Zuo Mu had a small air on his face again.

"Oh, what kind of trick is this?" Emperor Yueshi asked with high interest again.

"It's not easy, because I look like a good girl on the surface, a good boy, I listen to every class that the husband teaches, and I also know the questions he asks, so don't say sir, just change to any one People can't think that these bad things are actually done by such a good boy like me."

Zuo Mu had a rather smug face when he mentioned this matter. He had to say that this person had strong adaptability and good memory, and he was able to fool people at critical moments.

(End of this chapter)