Hunger for a hundred years
Chapter 31
Chapter 31 (11)
The lantern was turned off, but there was a dark man standing in front of him, he grabbed him and pulled.He got into a fight with the man.The man's strength was surprisingly strong, and he almost pulled him away a few times.Just when he couldn't resist, a woman with disheveled hair came out from the darkness. The woman slapped the black man on the face, "You're crazy!" The man said: "No one will carry water for us." The woman said angrily: "If no one carries water, we can't find him!" The black man obeyed the woman and disappeared.He also passed out.When he woke up in the morning, he was shocked: "My God, how did I get to my parents' grave?" The way he came back was in the opposite direction from his parents' grave. How did he get here?Looking around again, Yitian's bean sprouts had been walked to pieces, which were the marks left by him when he scuffled with the big black man.
In addition to ghost fairy tales, he also told stories of battles.In his mouth, those stories, without exception, were all his personal experiences.The background is the Korean War, and the location is the mountains of North Korea that are out of reach from our point of view.He said that the American soldiers in the dog days were so powerful that our comrades fell like haystacks.But no matter how powerful the American soldiers are, they are no match for him, a sharpshooter!He Kuiyuan said that he was the sharpshooter of their company. After one battle, he killed 94 enemies! "That's really fun!" He Kuiyuan said.The fly in the ointment was that all five fingers of his left hand were cut off by the enemy's shrapnel. --Speaking of this, He Kuiyuan raised his left hand: the five thumbs were ugly broken piles, almost cut off with the palm of his hand, like a small fan of meat.We are all full of admiration for him.He Kuiyuan also said that at that time, the U.S. military lived across the river from them, and those guys lived very comfortably, even holding dance parties at night.At this time, he would boast to his comrades: "I'll cross the river and catch an enemy right away." If his comrades didn't believe him, he would dress up a bit, and after an hour or two, a monster so big that he could swallow him The American soldier was carried back drippingly by him.
These heroic stories of He Kuiyuan are naturally all fabricated.He has never been a volunteer at all, and of course it is even more impossible to go to North Korea to fight. The five fingers on his left hand were cut off by himself. (Yongle City to Qingxichang), he didn't want to suffer from road construction, so he spread his left hand on the threshold, raised a sharply sharpened scimitar with his right hand, and when he cut it down, five fingers jumped up and down under the eaves of the street up.He wrapped the five fingers in straw paper and put them under the pillow.He said that after his death, all five fingers should be put into the coffin together, so that he would also have a whole body.
In addition to telling stories, He Kuiyuan also taught us to sing.The songs he taught were all improvised and messed up.The song he teaches most often is: "There is a star in the sky, it is the star of He Jiapo; whose star is it? It is the star of He Jiapo!"
It was only after a long time that we realized that He Kuiyuan was also lonely.Except for He Tuanjie, and later He Jianshen's eldest son, Cai Gen, none of the adults in He Jiapo wanted to get close to Kui Yuan, and they all thought he was an idler.Even when we children went to listen to his storytelling and singing, we also went out secretly, for fear that adults would find out; , Follow Duan Gong to learn how to do God!" Whenever we were scolded by adults and fled, Kui Yuan would sit alone under the apricot tree until very late.
But He Kuiyuan is unwilling to be lonely, he needs people on the slope to face up to his existence, not only children, but also adults.
To this end, he vowed to do an earth-shattering thing.
That day, Kui Yuan invited He Tuan to a secluded place under Zhu's board, and said mysteriously: "There is a fortune, do you want it?"
"Rich?"
"Wealth! Hejiapo people dare not even think about wealth!"
He Tuanjie couldn't stand such a tease, so he urged him to speak quickly.
He Kuiyuan took his cigarette pouch out of his purse and wrapped it slowly.He was extremely inflexible in wrapping the cigarette, because his left hand could not hold the tobacco leaves.He Tuanjie grabbed the cigarette in his hand and threw it far away, "If you don't understand what you say, don't want to smoke."
He Kuiyuan's hands kept shaking.He was not angry, but excited.When he got excited, his hands kept shaking.One or two years later, when He Jiapo started to gamble with Chuan Yezi, as soon as He Kuiyuan got a good card, his hands would shake as if dancing; All the cards were broken up for him.
"That's it," he began again, "we're going to open Roth's grave!"
Like a heavy bomb falling on He Tuanjie's head, his whole body trembled and his eyes straightened.
"Don't dare?" He Kuiyuan stared at He Tuanjie evilly.
"Not dare"
"If you say you don't dare, you don't dare!"
"Which one am I afraid of, He Tuanjie? I even dare to beat Captain He Zhongbao's wife, so which one should I be afraid of?"
"You are not afraid of He Zhongbao's wife, but your own wife!" He Kuiyuan said with a strange smile.
He Tuanjie's face was embarrassing, and then he said: "Afraid of her? Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, I will change the clothes on my body if I can't do it!"
He Tuanjie now has a wife. The woman's name is Hu Mian. She is not from the mountains, but He Tuanjie abducted her from under the dam.It was a Sunday, and He Tuanjie arrived at Dongbachang first——Compared with Dongbachang decades ago, there was a new street here, and the street was wider, but it was not as lively as before. He Tuanjie turned eastward Turning to the west, I felt bored, so I went down the river until I reached the river bank dragged down by Leichao Bay. I wanted to go up the mountain here, but I felt bored left and right, so I continued down. When I reached Liangqiao, it was time to go up the mountain anyway, but, Once you go up the mountain, you will fall into a mediocre and trivial life.This is what he is very tired of.He dawdled there for a long time, and unconsciously walked a long way downstream.He might as well go to Qingxichang to have a look, he thought.
As soon as he walked across the riverside flat land where the bamao clumps of weeds and weeds covered the sky, a woman came in front of him.
He Tuanjie said: "As soon as I saw that woman, I knew she was mine."
He was standing on a stone slab bridge, and below was a raging ditch. Although it was not as wide as the ditch that descended from Hejiapo, it was more rapid; , and deliberately split the legs, leaving only the ground less than the width of the hand for the woman.The woman glanced at him, said nothing, and stepped forward sideways.He Tuanjie originally wanted to play tricks, and when the woman stepped forward, he saw the woman's pink and tender neck, smelled the fragrance of female flesh emanating from her body, and hugged her violently.The woman screamed, lost her center of gravity, and the two fell into the ditch together.He Tuanjie hugged the woman with one arm, and climbed up a weeping willow on the side of the ditch with the other.He thought the woman was going to blame her, but she rolled her big eyes and said, "Thank you brother." He Tuan straightened up, hugged her around the waist, and burrowed into the Bamao field by the river.Hu Mian screamed and resisted.He Tuanjie thought, just bark, and let the water ducks flying on the river listen; as for resistance, isn't it just beating his waist with small hands? Hammer it.Bamao covered the sky, and white flowers were flying all over the sky.He Tuanjie carried her all the way to the riverside before letting her go. Before putting her down, he stepped on a piece of papaya.The woman didn't resist anymore.The woman is crying.Weeping and babbling, he said, "What's going on, what's going on." He Tuanjie moved quickly without responding.
Only the Qingxi River is flowing.The Qingxi River seems to flow over two naked and wet bodies.
Afterwards, He Tuanjie found out that the woman's name was Hu Mian, she lived in Guandu River (a branch of Qingxi River downstream), and today she was going to her uncle's house upstream.He Tuanjie wanted to leave after finishing the work. He didn't intend to ask her name or where she was going. Hu Mian took the initiative to tell him; as soon as He Tuanjie got off her body, Hu Mian immediately grabbed the wet clothes and put them on. Go up, and sat down on the thatched grass and wept, talking about the above situation while crying.He Tuanjie's tough heart was nourished and softened by her cries and her pitiful charm, so he took out a lighter from his coat pocket (the lighter was given to him by a young man in the town), knocked out the papaya around him, and bundled up. Together, a fire was lit.Hu Mian stopped crying, and the two dried their clothes in silence.After the clothes were dried and put on, He Tuanjie said, "I'm leaving.
"Hu Mianben lowered her eyelids (her eyelashes were still stained with tears), she rolled her eyelids at this moment, her black and white pupils gave him a blank look, and said faintly: "Leave? "He Tuanjie thought she was going to settle accounts with herself, but Hu Mian took his hand and pressed it tightly on her firm and tender chest. Then, she took off her clothes quietly and lay on He Tuanjie Between the knees." Damn, born a slut! "He Tuanjie said; "It's more coquettish than Xu Lian! "He Tuanjie said again. For the first time, He Tuanjie didn't have time to look at her body at all. After 2 minutes passed, he rolled down from Hu Mian's body with a burst of fission trembling and moans of despair. At this moment, he Don't be so anxious, he knelt in front of Hu Mian's naked body and looked at her carefully. Except for the pubic hair that shone with pale gold and was as fine as cicada silk, she was so white that she was blinding. He Tuan bent down and licked her like a dog. Hu Mian was like A fence, He Tuanjie tied her up, and removed her skeleton one by one. This time it lasted for a long time.
When the two put on their clothes again, they decided not to go anywhere, but went directly to Hu Mian's house together.
I heard that this guy who is as strong as a bandit is from the mountains, and her parents 1 did not agree.
But Hu Mian said, "I'm already one of his people."
When Hu Mian arrived at Hejiapo, he was excited for a long time by letting the people of Hejiapo become a topic.Hu Mian dresses neatly and neatly, and is energetic and beautiful. According to the folks in the village: breasts are breasts, waists are waists, buttocks are buttocks.That is to say, she not only has a pretty face, but also has a good figure, unlike ordinary women on the slopes, who after puberty are about the same thickness up and down.Hu Mian is not like the women in the mountains who always braid two or one thick and big braids when they want to work conveniently. She has short shoulder-length hair and fluffy hair. She is as foreign as Dongbachang or even the county town. woman.The bigger difference from the women in the country is that there is a seductive look between Hu Mian's eyebrows.If there hadn't been Xu Lian on this slope, Hu Mian would be the most attractive woman
He Kuiyuan knew that He Tuanjie's so-called "if it doesn't work, I will change it" is all false.After He Tuanjie got Hu Mian back, the pain was so bad that he almost fell into his crotch with a rope.Now, he has found a balance in his mind: in the entire Hejiapo, who can win a beautiful woman in such a way?Although the He Donger brothers are full of arrogance, have they ever begged a woman in this way?I heard that Wang Weizhou decided that the woman Dong'er married was not only not beautiful, but also quite ugly. Later, she got stuck in the swamp of Zoige Grassland during the Long March.Back then, He Xiandong, He Kuiyuan's father, also found a woman outside, but it is said that the woman was deceived by He Xiandong with his mouth, which is not a skill; , That's not a skill at all, what he He Tuanhe advocates is not deceit, but arrogance.
Seeing that He Tuanjie hadn't spoken for a long time, He Kuiyuan ridiculed him because he must be afraid of his wife, "I know your mother-in-law has to wash her hands after urinating," He Kuiyuan said, "You won't be allowed near her if you don't wash the thing in your crotch with soap." body, if you know that you touched a dead person, I'm afraid she won't let you do it for the rest of her life!"
He Tuanjie was very annoyed: "I said that's not the case! Did I mean that Master Luo's grave is wide open?"
"He's not a god, so what can't be done? I've seen Lord Yama countless times in the Yin Dynasty, and Lord Yama has never mentioned Luo Siju's name, and I haven't seen him in the palace of Hades, so he is not a god." ."
He Tuanjie said contemptuously: "You can only see ghosts in the Yin Dynasty, but not God!"
"Hmph, so you still dare not?"
"I mean." He Tuanjie completely lost his usual style, and murmured, "Lord Luo, he"
He Kuiyuan said angrily: "Damn, what's wrong with Mr. Luo? To put it bluntly, there are no ghosts and no gods in this world! Mr. Luo is useful to us, so we have to dig his grave!"
After a long silence, He Tuanjie asked, "What is the use of Master Changluo's grave?"
"Stupid pig! He is such a big man, how many treasures are hidden in his grave!"
"There are 48 of his graves on Wanyuan Mountain alone. I heard that Chongqing still has them. When he was an admiral, he led troops to fight in Yunnan and Guizhou. There are also his graves in Yunnan and Guizhou. His graves are spread across several provinces. City, where can I find his real grave?"
He Kuiyuan looked very deep: "People, no matter how far you go, no matter how high you become an official, in the end you still have to return to your roots."
"You mean."
"I don't think he would bury himself in Wanyuan, nor in Chongqing, nor in Yunnan or Guizhou. He was born in a cave in Baiyanpo"
He Tuanjie was very disappointed, and sneered: "You don't say that Master Luo is buried in Baiyanpo, do you? I have visited the 48 graves on Wanyuan Mountain, and each grave is like a large courtyard, very grand! You Have you seen such a magnificent tomb in this area?"
He Kuiyuan glanced at He Tuanjie disdainfully: "You know a dick! Who is Luo Siju? He's a soldier, he's an admiral! Soldiers spend their entire lives playing lies, true and false!"
He united if he realized something.
He Kuiyuan said: "I'm not guessing, but I have a basis. You know my master, Mr. Luo."
"Don't mention your master," He Tuanjie interrupted him, "When I see that monster-like dry stick, I want to gag."
"That's because you don't know his value." He Kuiyuan was very calm.
"Value? Even He Jianshen can't do anything about it, so what's the value? Hey, the old guy is probably over 80 years old?"
He Kui was in high spirits: "More than 80? Think about it, when He Kou's grandfather was bitten by a mad dog, he was already dozens of years old. One hundred years old! This is the benefit of doing our job. We are the officials in charge of the Lord of the Underworld, and of course the Lord of the Underworld will not tick our books."
He Tuanjie didn't believe him the most, and threatened, "If you keep talking like this, I'm going to leave."
But He Kuiyuan couldn't let him go.He Kuiyuan would not dare to do that earth-shattering event without the participation and support of unity.He said, "Mr. Luo is a descendant of Luo Siju, you should have heard of that, right?"
"I've heard it before, but it's hard to tell whether it's true or not!"
"I want to tell you, that's true! Some people say how did Luo Siju's descendants fall into this corner? That's his doom because he doesn't understand people. Lord Luo must have committed a crime that he didn't pay back when he was alive, and he needs his descendants People are sent back to this mountain to suffer. If you still don’t believe me, let me tell you something——Mr. Luo knows Lord Luo’s real grave!"
"The real grave? Where is it?"
"Far in the sky, close in front of you!"
He Tuanjie's appetite was really aroused, and he moved closer to Kui Yuan, "You can do it, don't go around the corner."
He Kuiyuan smiled slyly, and then said word by word: "Beat--dog--grave!"
(End of this chapter)
The lantern was turned off, but there was a dark man standing in front of him, he grabbed him and pulled.He got into a fight with the man.The man's strength was surprisingly strong, and he almost pulled him away a few times.Just when he couldn't resist, a woman with disheveled hair came out from the darkness. The woman slapped the black man on the face, "You're crazy!" The man said: "No one will carry water for us." The woman said angrily: "If no one carries water, we can't find him!" The black man obeyed the woman and disappeared.He also passed out.When he woke up in the morning, he was shocked: "My God, how did I get to my parents' grave?" The way he came back was in the opposite direction from his parents' grave. How did he get here?Looking around again, Yitian's bean sprouts had been walked to pieces, which were the marks left by him when he scuffled with the big black man.
In addition to ghost fairy tales, he also told stories of battles.In his mouth, those stories, without exception, were all his personal experiences.The background is the Korean War, and the location is the mountains of North Korea that are out of reach from our point of view.He said that the American soldiers in the dog days were so powerful that our comrades fell like haystacks.But no matter how powerful the American soldiers are, they are no match for him, a sharpshooter!He Kuiyuan said that he was the sharpshooter of their company. After one battle, he killed 94 enemies! "That's really fun!" He Kuiyuan said.The fly in the ointment was that all five fingers of his left hand were cut off by the enemy's shrapnel. --Speaking of this, He Kuiyuan raised his left hand: the five thumbs were ugly broken piles, almost cut off with the palm of his hand, like a small fan of meat.We are all full of admiration for him.He Kuiyuan also said that at that time, the U.S. military lived across the river from them, and those guys lived very comfortably, even holding dance parties at night.At this time, he would boast to his comrades: "I'll cross the river and catch an enemy right away." If his comrades didn't believe him, he would dress up a bit, and after an hour or two, a monster so big that he could swallow him The American soldier was carried back drippingly by him.
These heroic stories of He Kuiyuan are naturally all fabricated.He has never been a volunteer at all, and of course it is even more impossible to go to North Korea to fight. The five fingers on his left hand were cut off by himself. (Yongle City to Qingxichang), he didn't want to suffer from road construction, so he spread his left hand on the threshold, raised a sharply sharpened scimitar with his right hand, and when he cut it down, five fingers jumped up and down under the eaves of the street up.He wrapped the five fingers in straw paper and put them under the pillow.He said that after his death, all five fingers should be put into the coffin together, so that he would also have a whole body.
In addition to telling stories, He Kuiyuan also taught us to sing.The songs he taught were all improvised and messed up.The song he teaches most often is: "There is a star in the sky, it is the star of He Jiapo; whose star is it? It is the star of He Jiapo!"
It was only after a long time that we realized that He Kuiyuan was also lonely.Except for He Tuanjie, and later He Jianshen's eldest son, Cai Gen, none of the adults in He Jiapo wanted to get close to Kui Yuan, and they all thought he was an idler.Even when we children went to listen to his storytelling and singing, we also went out secretly, for fear that adults would find out; , Follow Duan Gong to learn how to do God!" Whenever we were scolded by adults and fled, Kui Yuan would sit alone under the apricot tree until very late.
But He Kuiyuan is unwilling to be lonely, he needs people on the slope to face up to his existence, not only children, but also adults.
To this end, he vowed to do an earth-shattering thing.
That day, Kui Yuan invited He Tuan to a secluded place under Zhu's board, and said mysteriously: "There is a fortune, do you want it?"
"Rich?"
"Wealth! Hejiapo people dare not even think about wealth!"
He Tuanjie couldn't stand such a tease, so he urged him to speak quickly.
He Kuiyuan took his cigarette pouch out of his purse and wrapped it slowly.He was extremely inflexible in wrapping the cigarette, because his left hand could not hold the tobacco leaves.He Tuanjie grabbed the cigarette in his hand and threw it far away, "If you don't understand what you say, don't want to smoke."
He Kuiyuan's hands kept shaking.He was not angry, but excited.When he got excited, his hands kept shaking.One or two years later, when He Jiapo started to gamble with Chuan Yezi, as soon as He Kuiyuan got a good card, his hands would shake as if dancing; All the cards were broken up for him.
"That's it," he began again, "we're going to open Roth's grave!"
Like a heavy bomb falling on He Tuanjie's head, his whole body trembled and his eyes straightened.
"Don't dare?" He Kuiyuan stared at He Tuanjie evilly.
"Not dare"
"If you say you don't dare, you don't dare!"
"Which one am I afraid of, He Tuanjie? I even dare to beat Captain He Zhongbao's wife, so which one should I be afraid of?"
"You are not afraid of He Zhongbao's wife, but your own wife!" He Kuiyuan said with a strange smile.
He Tuanjie's face was embarrassing, and then he said: "Afraid of her? Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, I will change the clothes on my body if I can't do it!"
He Tuanjie now has a wife. The woman's name is Hu Mian. She is not from the mountains, but He Tuanjie abducted her from under the dam.It was a Sunday, and He Tuanjie arrived at Dongbachang first——Compared with Dongbachang decades ago, there was a new street here, and the street was wider, but it was not as lively as before. He Tuanjie turned eastward Turning to the west, I felt bored, so I went down the river until I reached the river bank dragged down by Leichao Bay. I wanted to go up the mountain here, but I felt bored left and right, so I continued down. When I reached Liangqiao, it was time to go up the mountain anyway, but, Once you go up the mountain, you will fall into a mediocre and trivial life.This is what he is very tired of.He dawdled there for a long time, and unconsciously walked a long way downstream.He might as well go to Qingxichang to have a look, he thought.
As soon as he walked across the riverside flat land where the bamao clumps of weeds and weeds covered the sky, a woman came in front of him.
He Tuanjie said: "As soon as I saw that woman, I knew she was mine."
He was standing on a stone slab bridge, and below was a raging ditch. Although it was not as wide as the ditch that descended from Hejiapo, it was more rapid; , and deliberately split the legs, leaving only the ground less than the width of the hand for the woman.The woman glanced at him, said nothing, and stepped forward sideways.He Tuanjie originally wanted to play tricks, and when the woman stepped forward, he saw the woman's pink and tender neck, smelled the fragrance of female flesh emanating from her body, and hugged her violently.The woman screamed, lost her center of gravity, and the two fell into the ditch together.He Tuanjie hugged the woman with one arm, and climbed up a weeping willow on the side of the ditch with the other.He thought the woman was going to blame her, but she rolled her big eyes and said, "Thank you brother." He Tuan straightened up, hugged her around the waist, and burrowed into the Bamao field by the river.Hu Mian screamed and resisted.He Tuanjie thought, just bark, and let the water ducks flying on the river listen; as for resistance, isn't it just beating his waist with small hands? Hammer it.Bamao covered the sky, and white flowers were flying all over the sky.He Tuanjie carried her all the way to the riverside before letting her go. Before putting her down, he stepped on a piece of papaya.The woman didn't resist anymore.The woman is crying.Weeping and babbling, he said, "What's going on, what's going on." He Tuanjie moved quickly without responding.
Only the Qingxi River is flowing.The Qingxi River seems to flow over two naked and wet bodies.
Afterwards, He Tuanjie found out that the woman's name was Hu Mian, she lived in Guandu River (a branch of Qingxi River downstream), and today she was going to her uncle's house upstream.He Tuanjie wanted to leave after finishing the work. He didn't intend to ask her name or where she was going. Hu Mian took the initiative to tell him; as soon as He Tuanjie got off her body, Hu Mian immediately grabbed the wet clothes and put them on. Go up, and sat down on the thatched grass and wept, talking about the above situation while crying.He Tuanjie's tough heart was nourished and softened by her cries and her pitiful charm, so he took out a lighter from his coat pocket (the lighter was given to him by a young man in the town), knocked out the papaya around him, and bundled up. Together, a fire was lit.Hu Mian stopped crying, and the two dried their clothes in silence.After the clothes were dried and put on, He Tuanjie said, "I'm leaving.
"Hu Mianben lowered her eyelids (her eyelashes were still stained with tears), she rolled her eyelids at this moment, her black and white pupils gave him a blank look, and said faintly: "Leave? "He Tuanjie thought she was going to settle accounts with herself, but Hu Mian took his hand and pressed it tightly on her firm and tender chest. Then, she took off her clothes quietly and lay on He Tuanjie Between the knees." Damn, born a slut! "He Tuanjie said; "It's more coquettish than Xu Lian! "He Tuanjie said again. For the first time, He Tuanjie didn't have time to look at her body at all. After 2 minutes passed, he rolled down from Hu Mian's body with a burst of fission trembling and moans of despair. At this moment, he Don't be so anxious, he knelt in front of Hu Mian's naked body and looked at her carefully. Except for the pubic hair that shone with pale gold and was as fine as cicada silk, she was so white that she was blinding. He Tuan bent down and licked her like a dog. Hu Mian was like A fence, He Tuanjie tied her up, and removed her skeleton one by one. This time it lasted for a long time.
When the two put on their clothes again, they decided not to go anywhere, but went directly to Hu Mian's house together.
I heard that this guy who is as strong as a bandit is from the mountains, and her parents 1 did not agree.
But Hu Mian said, "I'm already one of his people."
When Hu Mian arrived at Hejiapo, he was excited for a long time by letting the people of Hejiapo become a topic.Hu Mian dresses neatly and neatly, and is energetic and beautiful. According to the folks in the village: breasts are breasts, waists are waists, buttocks are buttocks.That is to say, she not only has a pretty face, but also has a good figure, unlike ordinary women on the slopes, who after puberty are about the same thickness up and down.Hu Mian is not like the women in the mountains who always braid two or one thick and big braids when they want to work conveniently. She has short shoulder-length hair and fluffy hair. She is as foreign as Dongbachang or even the county town. woman.The bigger difference from the women in the country is that there is a seductive look between Hu Mian's eyebrows.If there hadn't been Xu Lian on this slope, Hu Mian would be the most attractive woman
He Kuiyuan knew that He Tuanjie's so-called "if it doesn't work, I will change it" is all false.After He Tuanjie got Hu Mian back, the pain was so bad that he almost fell into his crotch with a rope.Now, he has found a balance in his mind: in the entire Hejiapo, who can win a beautiful woman in such a way?Although the He Donger brothers are full of arrogance, have they ever begged a woman in this way?I heard that Wang Weizhou decided that the woman Dong'er married was not only not beautiful, but also quite ugly. Later, she got stuck in the swamp of Zoige Grassland during the Long March.Back then, He Xiandong, He Kuiyuan's father, also found a woman outside, but it is said that the woman was deceived by He Xiandong with his mouth, which is not a skill; , That's not a skill at all, what he He Tuanhe advocates is not deceit, but arrogance.
Seeing that He Tuanjie hadn't spoken for a long time, He Kuiyuan ridiculed him because he must be afraid of his wife, "I know your mother-in-law has to wash her hands after urinating," He Kuiyuan said, "You won't be allowed near her if you don't wash the thing in your crotch with soap." body, if you know that you touched a dead person, I'm afraid she won't let you do it for the rest of her life!"
He Tuanjie was very annoyed: "I said that's not the case! Did I mean that Master Luo's grave is wide open?"
"He's not a god, so what can't be done? I've seen Lord Yama countless times in the Yin Dynasty, and Lord Yama has never mentioned Luo Siju's name, and I haven't seen him in the palace of Hades, so he is not a god." ."
He Tuanjie said contemptuously: "You can only see ghosts in the Yin Dynasty, but not God!"
"Hmph, so you still dare not?"
"I mean." He Tuanjie completely lost his usual style, and murmured, "Lord Luo, he"
He Kuiyuan said angrily: "Damn, what's wrong with Mr. Luo? To put it bluntly, there are no ghosts and no gods in this world! Mr. Luo is useful to us, so we have to dig his grave!"
After a long silence, He Tuanjie asked, "What is the use of Master Changluo's grave?"
"Stupid pig! He is such a big man, how many treasures are hidden in his grave!"
"There are 48 of his graves on Wanyuan Mountain alone. I heard that Chongqing still has them. When he was an admiral, he led troops to fight in Yunnan and Guizhou. There are also his graves in Yunnan and Guizhou. His graves are spread across several provinces. City, where can I find his real grave?"
He Kuiyuan looked very deep: "People, no matter how far you go, no matter how high you become an official, in the end you still have to return to your roots."
"You mean."
"I don't think he would bury himself in Wanyuan, nor in Chongqing, nor in Yunnan or Guizhou. He was born in a cave in Baiyanpo"
He Tuanjie was very disappointed, and sneered: "You don't say that Master Luo is buried in Baiyanpo, do you? I have visited the 48 graves on Wanyuan Mountain, and each grave is like a large courtyard, very grand! You Have you seen such a magnificent tomb in this area?"
He Kuiyuan glanced at He Tuanjie disdainfully: "You know a dick! Who is Luo Siju? He's a soldier, he's an admiral! Soldiers spend their entire lives playing lies, true and false!"
He united if he realized something.
He Kuiyuan said: "I'm not guessing, but I have a basis. You know my master, Mr. Luo."
"Don't mention your master," He Tuanjie interrupted him, "When I see that monster-like dry stick, I want to gag."
"That's because you don't know his value." He Kuiyuan was very calm.
"Value? Even He Jianshen can't do anything about it, so what's the value? Hey, the old guy is probably over 80 years old?"
He Kui was in high spirits: "More than 80? Think about it, when He Kou's grandfather was bitten by a mad dog, he was already dozens of years old. One hundred years old! This is the benefit of doing our job. We are the officials in charge of the Lord of the Underworld, and of course the Lord of the Underworld will not tick our books."
He Tuanjie didn't believe him the most, and threatened, "If you keep talking like this, I'm going to leave."
But He Kuiyuan couldn't let him go.He Kuiyuan would not dare to do that earth-shattering event without the participation and support of unity.He said, "Mr. Luo is a descendant of Luo Siju, you should have heard of that, right?"
"I've heard it before, but it's hard to tell whether it's true or not!"
"I want to tell you, that's true! Some people say how did Luo Siju's descendants fall into this corner? That's his doom because he doesn't understand people. Lord Luo must have committed a crime that he didn't pay back when he was alive, and he needs his descendants People are sent back to this mountain to suffer. If you still don’t believe me, let me tell you something——Mr. Luo knows Lord Luo’s real grave!"
"The real grave? Where is it?"
"Far in the sky, close in front of you!"
He Tuanjie's appetite was really aroused, and he moved closer to Kui Yuan, "You can do it, don't go around the corner."
He Kuiyuan smiled slyly, and then said word by word: "Beat--dog--grave!"
(End of this chapter)
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