The dark-bellied prime minister's cute wife

Chapter 210
Tian Lanshan let out a chuckle: "So, all the huts in the three provinces and six ministries use second-use paper to wipe their buttocks?"

Xintao also laughed, she tied the cloak strap for Tian Lanshan, and said to Huang Cuihua, who looked like a lotus flower, "You have lived in peace in the palace for so many years, maybe the emperor has already guessed something, only Huang once said it Bar?"

"A few years ago, the emperor still listened to the prime minister and the queen mother, but now it's only a few years, the emperor turned himself into a serf and sang. I think the emperor is definitely not as simple as it seems on the surface, so I think it's better to restrain yourself a little. Some are good, so as not to violate the emperor's big taboo in time."

Xintao looked at him suspiciously: "I remember, His Highness never saw you that day when he confessed his marriage with a drop of blood. Are you really the concubine of the palace? It's a serious crime to impersonate."

"I was taking a bath here that day. Those people in the palace couldn't find me, so they said that I was sick and couldn't participate. Anyway, the emperor didn't care about me. Even if I was sick or died, he wouldn't care. I'm also relaxed and at ease." The heat in Huaqing Pool was lingering, Tian Lanshan covered her mouth and coughed a few more times, and said to the person opposite: "I believe you, otherwise you should go with me to see the emperor first ? Let's set things straight?"

"No, no, I'm afraid that once I tell the emperor that I'm a man, the emperor will feel bad." He hurriedly waved his hands, looking scared.

Tian Lanshan went to the inner room, the inner room was a resting place, there was a charcoal basin in the room, Tian Lanshan sat in front of the charcoal basin and warmed up the fire, and asked him: "Why not? The emperor is actually a very enlightened person, if you tell him clearly Now, he will definitely not blame you, otherwise, when the emperor sent a sedan chair to pick up the bride, but found out that the bride was dead, how bad would that be?"

This Huang Cuihua poked her finger and said in a low voice: "When...at the beginning, the emperor thought I was half-pushed, so I almost... almost used force. I was also anxious at the time, and my fart was forced out. The smell is too bad, Your Majesty. That's why I let me go, and the second time I said it, if I didn't pay attention to the chili on my hands, I might have exposed my flaws. Let me tell you, Tang Yanran is the only one in the emperor's heart. All the time he was muttering the word Yanran, if suddenly one day the emperor knew that the person he wanted to sleep with was a man, then he would be so stimulated, he would kill me faster than listening to my explanation."

If he could confess, he would have confessed a long time ago, not to mention that his father is walking on thin ice in the court, so why is he not like this in this deep palace compound.

"A good man, if he is not busy for the people, he is fighting on the battlefield, but look at me, Your Highness, look at me now, whether male or female, what a thing!" He stood up and looked at me with disgust. Touching his shoes, he gave a sound of pooh.

Tian Lanshan held her face in her hands, looked at him and said suddenly: "Is there any way to put him to death and rebirth? Huang Cuihua died before, but now if Huang Cuihua dies, naturally there is no problem."

"That's right! I can pretend to be dead, and I'll go back after I'm done. I just said that I've traveled abroad for many years and finally returned home! Thankfully, Your Highness reminded me." He was so happy that he almost jumped up, and took Tian Lanshan's hand and called out. Excited, Tian Lanshan withdrew her hand and smiled at him a little reservedly.

Someone rushed in from outside, and a childish voice came from outside: "My lord, my lord is no good, no good!!!"

"What's the noise? The sky is falling?" The person sitting on the low chair scratched his ears, looking impatiently at the person who rushed in through the door.

The guy turned to Huang Cuihua and said, "Yes, it's the emperor... Eunuch De Quan, who is beside the emperor, went to Baguio Palace earlier, and said that he wanted you to accompany me at the palace banquet tonight, my lord, what should I do? If I accompany you I'll just sleep with you, isn't that just..." His words came to an abrupt end, Tian Lanshan looked at him with a smile, blinked, with a bewildered expression: "Why don't you say anything?"

The person sitting on the low chair seemed to be facing the end of the world, he slid off the rider in all directions.Weakly said: "I think I'm going to die again, Your Highness, what should I do? What if I accompany you and reveal my secrets? At that time, my Huangfu will be full and I will lose my life."

"Then you don't want to sleep with me, okay?" She held her face and looked at Huang Cuihua, but she didn't know what this guy's real name was.

"Or, if you keep Tang Yanran here, doesn't the Emperor like Tang Yanran? Then let Tang Yanran go and accompany you." Tian Lanshan took two sips of hot tea to moisten her throat as she grilled the fire.

He looked at the sky and sighed: "This is also a good way, by the way, I heard that the Crown Prince Beiyan, the second princess, the third highness and the fourth princess came here for the purpose of making a marriage, but I don't know if it is for the sake of marriage." With a woman or with a man, if it is a man, how about I look for it for you?"

Tian Lanshan shook: "No."

"I don't like it? But I heard that the people in Beiyan are slightly bigger than those of the other two countries. Although the prince of Beiyan has a bit of a temper, he is absolutely protective. If he wants to protect you, there will be no one." I can bully you, the Third Highness looks good to me, with a cheerful personality, Beiyan's brains." He told everything he asked about, and then said, "However, the crown prince is a little bad, it seems that there is something wrong with him. The relationship between the crown prince and the crown prince seems to be pretty good, if you go, you can only be a side concubine, that's not right...:"

Holding her face in her hands, Tian Lanshan let out a long sigh: "I just want to know where Master Xiang is at this time."

"Master Xiang? Didn't you and Master Xiang get divorced?" He looked at Tian Lanshan, and the two of them chatted happily for a while. Tian Lanshan suddenly felt that some people were sent to you by heaven on purpose because of this. A person who can have a good time with each other may become your savior one day in the future.

"Heli...heli can't get married again?..." Tian Lanshan told Huang Changzai about her situation.

He leaned close to Tian Lanshan's ear and whispered to her: "This man, who doesn't like Hongxiu Tianxiang who reads at night? If you can't, you can find him and come to Hongxiu Tianxiang to read at night. Tsk, a beauty sits in your arms, he Hold your hand and teach you to write, and the fragrance in your hair is lingering, isn't that great? Let me tell you, just go here, no man can sit still." He waved his hand, and the rather heroic gesture made him Tian Lanshan thought of the second senior brother who taught her how to read, and the second senior brother had the same attitude when he made the last stroke.

Looking at his appearance, Tian Lanshan was a little puzzled: "Then... what if it is true that you can't mess around?"

"Then you have a preconceived idea, push him to the corner, put one hand on his face, and keep such a small distance from him, if you want to kiss him or not, tsk tsk, that power is also great, let me tell you , During the few years I have been in the palace, this move is the best, every time I use this move..." He dragged himself to find the tone, and waited for Tian Lanshan to ask him.

"How is it? The effect is guaranteed?"

"They called me crazy, so this trick must not be used on women, it must be used on men, understand? There is one last trick, that is, to hide under the quilt, without him knowing it, under the quilt Slowly rub against him, remember to be slow and gentle, just like a kitten, scratching people's hearts. I promise, Xiangye will treat you like... Forget it, you have this skill but you don't have such a figure , Alas, pretend I didn't say it." He looked at Tian Lanshan's undulating chest, then at her slender waist, those small arms and legs...

"Look at your small arms and legs, you'd better not marry Beiyan, the Southern Jin Dynasty is suitable for you, and I think Yan Xiang is really suitable for you, but it's a pity, Yan Ke doesn't know where he is now. "He poured a cup of boiling water and blew away the hot air on the surface of the tea cup, intentionally adding to the gloomy sky.

Tian Lanshan sighed, with a sad face: "What kind of palace banquet do you have to attend tonight, it's so troublesome, do you think I can not go?"

"No, if you don't go, what will I do?" He raised his head, glanced at Tian Lanshan, and his tone was very firm.

Tian Lanshan covered her mouth and coughed a few times.The voice also became hoarse: "Ahem, can't you still control such a scene?"

"That's right, I'm going to be a royal guard in the future, I can't control even a little thing, how can I be a celebrity in front of the emperor in the future." The first-rank guard in the imperial guard was not joking, he felt quite arrogant when he walked out the door.Today's first-rank bodyguards are not only the bodyguards around the emperor, but even have the opportunity to be selected to enter Fuling Division. What kind of place is Fuling Division?It was an institution under the special management of Tu Feng, mainly concerned with issues such as whether there were corruption and bribery among the courtiers. Since it was directly under the emperor's control, although the officials in Fu Lingsi were not big, they had real power. But it is very heavy.

"Don't you like staying with the emperor?" Tian Lanshan sat beside him, took out half of the tattered sleeve and looked at it carefully. It was a style more than ten years ago, and the material was also very old. Tian Lanshan even tore it lightly and it was torn. She looked at the sleeve and sighed: "Where can Xiangye go?"

"I heard that Prime Minister Yan seems to be from the family of Tu Tongren in Yuncheng? It was a collateral branch of the Yan family of the former prime minister. Later, because the people in that branch had no ability, they moved to Yuncheng. But I didn't expect that as a direct descendant The two children of the former prime minister died because of a serious crime, and later admitted that a nephew like the prime minister, with the nature of the prime minister, I don't know if he will go back, after all, for most people , If you can't return home in good clothes, there is no point in returning home.

Tian Lanshan sighed, and Xintao comforted: "Your Highness, don't worry, the servants have already sent someone to follow. If they arrive at the place, they will send pigeons to send messages. At that time, Your Highness can just go and look for it."

"But I don't know where Xiangye is. What if he has no money outside and can't eat well or sleep well? Otherwise, tell that person that if he sees Xiangye, he will find a way to help He, by the way, let him be sure to write to me every day to report what Xiang Ye is doing." Tian Lanshan really had no other way to come up with such an idea.

(End of this chapter)