Invincible little uncle

Chapter 22 22. The teacher likes retro
The golden-eyed ape began to communicate strangely with the gray sparrow again.

"The teacher is so powerful, why does he like the children's dance of the food?"

The golden-eyed ape was puzzled.

With a chirp, the gray sparrow pecked at the head of the golden-eyed ape and said, "You are stupid. Which one can enter here is not the ultimate?"

The eyes of the golden-eyed ape flickered, as if concealing something: "Hide the aura, change the shape, the weaker the aura, the stronger it is. This is the first rule here. The teacher's weak aura. The food is nowhere near as good.

I have been hiding it from me several times, making me believe it is true.

What a horrible pervert. "

The gray sparrow moved its beak a few times, as if it wanted to ask "You really think so?" But it quickly dismissed the idea, maintained the original rhythm, and with a chirp, pecked the golden-eyed ape's head again and said: "You silly Yeah. So you still ask?"

The golden-eyed ape said angrily: "Enough, don't think that you are a paradoxical creature that devours saints, creator gods, etc. I am afraid of you if you are immortal!"

The gray sparrow chirped and continued to peck at its head: "Aren't you just a little Kunkun ghost ape king who evolved from a Lingming stone monkey to bully you."

The golden-eyed ape froze instantly. It knew that if it wanted, the little sparrow in front of it could easily suck itself up like noodles. "Then what should I do?"

The undead phoenix is ​​a pervert.
It's something that shouldn't exist at all.

The undying phoenix is ​​resurrected from the dead, and the turnover is endless. The rule is to prevent it from dying. All the damage, and even the destruction of it, are just a big dream, a deep sleep.

But 魙 is a monster in the deep dimension of death, a monster that dies and dies, dies and dies, but still exists.

The Immortal Phoenix never dies.

魙, but died.

It is a metamorphosis utterly riddled with paradoxes.

No idea where it came from.

The gray sparrow's eyes shone with wisdom, "The teacher must be a nostalgic person, maybe this is the dance he practiced when he was a child."

The golden-eyed ape said, "So pinch?"

Gray Sparrow said: "Since the teacher is nostalgic, then we should do something to cater to his nostalgic reactions."

The golden-eyed ape said: "Then pinch?"

The gray sparrow is a wise monster, and it is persuasive: "Think about the food you ate, do you think of anything?"

The golden-eyed ape pondered for a moment, then suddenly said: "Could it be that you grab [-] pieces of food for him, press them in the void, and watch him dance?
Just like when the food opened the mountain gate, set up seven chairs, and taught the world? "

The gray sparrow shook its head.

The golden-eyed ape said: "Then sacrifice a civilization to summon him? Make him feel good? Or the so-called still being remembered."

The gray sparrow chirped, then pecked its head again and said, "You are stupid. Could it be that you can't see... anything else?"

The golden-eyed ape said, "You mean the black thread wrapped around the teacher's body? Well, it looks a bit like the indigenous food here that "throws bait when you think about fleeing, thinking about coming."

Why would the teacher wind such a black thread?

Hmm. They seem to like to call themselves Goldfinger? "

In an instant, the ape discovered something suspicious.

The gray sparrow pecked again, "You are so stupid, a pervert like Teacher likes to pretend to be entangled by small food, and then hehehe."

The golden-eyed ape was shocked and said: "I have learned, I have learned, I have learned so much, and I will live to the old age. I will also find a native to throw me a golden finger someday."

The sparrow said: "You can pull it down. Goldfinger won't hide away when he sees you. Only a strong person like Teacher can fool them."

The golden-eyed ape nodded repeatedly, then returned to the original topic and said, "Then the teacher is doing a baby dance, what should we do?"

Gray Sparrow said: "Applause!"

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa.
The golden-eyed ape even shook its strange stinging tail like a giant python.
The gray sparrow also has fluttering wings, and if you look closely between the wings, there are hundreds of millions of white faces with closed eyes, densely packed!
How embarrassing the two existences look, how embarrassing, just for the sake of going back to the past, and learning the teacher's language, it is also a struggle.

Tired of clapping.

The two existences began to tear apart the space again, looking for food in the heavens.

Anyway, there are so many people who are trying to find the end of the world and the truth!
After practicing a set.

Xia Guang was not out of breath, and felt pretty good.

But looking sideways at the disciple who was "applauding" with a fake expression on his face, the corner of his mouth twitched.

But the twitching was only the first half of the movement, and the twitching look calmed down in the second half, and turned into a look of indifference and nostalgia.

The boy turned around quietly, stood with his hands behind his back in the red snow all over the sky, and looked up at the blood moon in the center of the sky. The moonlight was falling, lifeless and strange.

The two disciples exchanged, the teacher really missed his hometown, but he didn't know where in the heavens?
Time stop ends.

Xia Guang exhaled
It has been two and a half months since I came to Zongdong Pavilion, and the progress of Time Stop World has far exceeded my original imagination.

In the following days, he continued to teach the language of the little sparrow and the little ape, which seemed to him to be a dumb language before time travel.

Why did I forget everything in my previous life, but still remember this language?
Must be a mute.

Xia Guang deduced.

This is just an ordinary dumb language, conveying each other's meaning through simple gestures.

Forget it.

Can fool around.

The more the two disciples learned, the more serious they became, from being naughty at the beginning to being respectful at the end.

After half a month, I had another No. 3 disciple, a little snake.

The little ape said that the little snake was just here, but he had friendship with it before
Xia Guang was naturally curious about what friendship was.

The little ape said that at that time, he liked to compare his strength with others everywhere, and this little snake had good strength, so he had friendship.

Xia Guang asked again what kind of competition method it was. He felt that knowing it would be helpful to know the level of the disciples.

Teach students in accordance with their aptitude.
Knowing the disciple is a must.

Only by knowing the personality, hobbies, and strengths of the disciples can we teach them accordingly.

This is what teachers should do.

But due to the language barrier, the communication was not smooth.

Later, with the help of two senior brothers and sisters, Xiao Snake studied hard and was finally able to communicate.

When Xia Guang asked this question again.

The little snake embarrassingly gestured with its tail: "It was more edible when I was a child, so it grew continuously until it surrounded the whole world. Brother ape compares strength with me. It likes to explode, and I like to strangle it."

Xia Guang chuckled in his heart, and said with his usual expression: "So this disciple strangled that world?"

The little snake hurriedly said, "No, this disciple ate that world."

Xia Guangqi said: "Aren't you guys comparing your strength?"

The little snake smiled shyly, looked at the golden-eyed ape and said, "Actually, we like to eat more."

Xia Guang thought for a while. Countless creatures in that world were swallowed by a bloody giant mouth, together with the land, the sky, the ocean, and all civilizations, they all fell into nothingness and became this strange long snake. nutrients.

No matter how you struggle, no matter how you resist, it will be useless in front of the Shekou that truly destroys the world, and you can only accept the fate of being swallowed.

Everything, just because of "love to eat"?
really?
These disciples are more bragging than each other.

Why don't you go to heaven?

(End of this chapter)