The grandma of the god of all worlds in the city
Chapter 315 Shameless Lord God
Chapter 315 Shameless Lord God
Xiaozhi was born as a prince, the eldest prince of the Great Qin Empire, and he has a younger sister, the princess for short.
When Mr. Lin Yi was bored, he told him that in his hometown in the past, there was also a story called the Great Qin Empire, which unified the six kingdoms.
Although he has become a monk and doesn't care about worldly affairs, he cares about his sister very much in his heart, so Mr. Lin Yi can't understand why the monks in this world are different from the monks in his hometown.
You know, among the monks in the gods and worlds, there are still people who marry wives and have children.
If Xiaozhi hadn't listened to too many Buddha stories told by Mr. Lin Yi, which made him suddenly enlightened and enlightened, he would really be like those princes who have Buddha in their hearts and whose life is extremely romantic.
So now Xiaozhi's four elements are all empty, a bit attributed to my Buddha, not asking about worldly affairs, giving people a sacred feeling.
"Xiaozhi, there is a woman outside who calls her sister, do you want to see her?" A guy with a big beard and a pig knife in his hand ran in and said.
When he saw the smile on Lin Yijun's face, he thought to himself: "Fortunately, I don't have a younger sister, and my older sister is married."
"Pork man, now the price of pork in my hometown has risen sharply. Since I have a brother like you, I am not afraid that there will be no pork to eat." Mr. Lin Yi said to the butcher, the bearded man nicknamed Pork Man.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Pork is so expensive. Pork outside is still so cheap now. Pork belly is only [-] yuan a catty, and pork belly is only [-] yuan a catty. People don't want to raise pigs anymore." said the bearded man.
Although he is a butcher's knife, his strength is above Xiaozhi's. The pig's knife in his hand is a magic weapon. With one knife, the planet will be split in half.
As for his story, Mr. Lin Yi didn't ask. Anyway, everyone has their own story. If they don't tell it, Mr. Lin Yi doesn't ask, but now he is a little curious.
"Pork Rong, the fifteenth day of next month is the day to choose a concubine for my brother, so there must be no less meat." Mr. Lin Yi said to him.
"What is Pork Rong, brother, you should call me Pork Guy, I like to hear that." This man with a big beard and a particularly loud face looks a bit like Zhang Fei.
"Okay, pork guy, you understand what I mean." Lin Yijun said.
"Brother, don't worry, when the time comes, I'll go and slaughter some dragons for you, and let the chef below brew them for you, so that you can eat dragon meat on the day you choose your concubine." The pork guy said.
"Amitabha, I don't kill, I don't eat meat, I don't drink, I don't have sex." Xiaozhi heard him say.
"Stop being a dick, then you'll be the one who eats the most." The pork guy roared.
"No, no, good, good!"
"You have been with the eldest brother for so many years, and he has taught you badly. I won't tell you. I will encourage farmers to raise pigs and see if I can raise the price of pork."
"..." Lin Yijun was speechless.
He thinks he shouldn't tell the pork guy that the price of pork in his hometown has risen. If the pork guy really raises the price of pork, how many people can afford meat?
Follow the imitation of relatives and friends, let alone less meat, there is also the practice of bacon.
lets change a topic.
Go see a princess of the Great Qin Empire. After all, she is a princess, so it shouldn't be too bad.
What's more, this princess has the strength of a fairy king. Her beauty made Lin Yijun's eyes light up, and he couldn't help but look at her.
"Pretty, right!" Jun Lin Yi couldn't help saying when he saw Xiaozhi's younger sister.
That black and beautiful long hair is like a waterfall like a mirror, her facial features are indescribably exquisite, her temperament is cold and aloof like moonlight, and like the spring snow in March, that graceful figure makes Lin Yijun lick her mouth.
"Pfft!" She couldn't help laughing when she heard Lin Yijun's words and saw Lin Yijun's appearance.
Ask the little monk behind Lin Yijun: "Brother, this can't be your elder brother, right? Didn't you say that when he saw a woman, he looked like a piece of wood? Why is he like those playboys?"
"Pretty little girl, you can't say that. I'm the God Lord of Myriad Realms, not some playboy." Jun Lin Yi said in his own name.
"Are you really the God Lord of Myriad Realms? Why do I feel that you are like a wolf? What, do you want to eat me?" This beautiful beauty said when she saw Lin Yijun's eyes always looking at her.
"I don't want to eat you, but I want to give you happiness. I think, in the gods and worlds, only I can be worthy of you, and only I can give you happiness and happiness." Mr. Lin Yi boasted and sold it.
"Brother!" Xiaozhi heard what Lin Yijun said to his sister, and he felt that it was a mistake to recommend his sister back then.
He knows that his sister is very beautiful, and he hopes that his elder brother will be with his sister, so that he can forget his hometown and his two treasures, and then live a life with his sister.
Hearing Lin Yijun's words now, he wished he could slap himself. What is this called?
"Pfft!" Hearing Lin Yijun's words, the beauty couldn't help laughing again, a bright smile.
No matter how she thought about it, she could never imagine that the God Lord of Myriad Realms in front of her was completely different from what her brother had said.
What is incomparably cold and arrogant, what is invincible in the world.
Now I feel like a playboy, with a very bad heart. When we first met, I just said such things, and I must beat her off.
"Xiaozhi, there are not enough people outside now, you can go and help your sister-in-law." Lin Yijun said to dismiss Xiaozhi.
"Brother, I'm afraid that after you walk away, you'll overwhelm my sister." Xiaozhi saw Lin Yijun's eyes, always staring at her sister's charming place.
"No, monks, all four things are empty, see through the world of mortals, don't get involved in the world of mortals, don't get involved in karma, there will be no karma and retribution, my brother has told you for many years, why don't you realize it." Lin Yijun said to the light bulb.
Cursing in my heart: "Your sister, you are here, how can I pick up girls."
"Brother, I'm not sure if I'm going to see through!" Xiaozhi said as if he was going to die and refused to walk away.
"Beauty, what do you think of me? I'm more handsome than your brother. Why don't we make friends and stay here for a few more days? Let's get to know each other slowly." Lin Yijun said cheekily.
"Well, well, I think so too. I plan to stay here for a few days and learn more about it." The beauty said to Lin Yijun with a smile, "My name is Xiaohui!"
"I know, your brother's name is Xiaozhi, and your name is Xiaohui. Ten thousand years ago, your brother told me that she is the number one beauty in the Great Qin Empire. Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. Seeing it today is indeed more beautiful than what is said in a hundred times. Much prettier." Lin Yijun said to her with a smile.
"Sister, do you really want to stay?" Xiaozhi asked a little worried.
"That's right, my father said that if you don't inherit the throne of the empire, and you don't plan to marry a woman and have children, you can only let my future children inherit it." Xiaohui said to her brother.
"Okay, bro, I got it, you two go talk about life slowly, I'll go and help Yijie! Amitabha!" Xiaozhi clasped his hands together and said very speechlessly.
"Brother, I think you have been poisoned too deeply by big brother's tea. You really see through the world of mortals and don't get involved in karma? Let me tell you, everything is nothingness in the great way. In the end it was nothing." Xiaohui said to the hopeless prince.
"Amitabha, originally there is no self, originally there is no appearance, no non-existence originally has appearance, and emptiness is originally nothing..."
"Nonsense!" Mr. Lin Yi scolded: "Little beauty, don't pay attention to him, let's go to the back garden and talk about major life events. If possible, I will help you give birth to a baby, so that the baby can inherit the throne of the Great Qin Empire!"
(End of this chapter)
Xiaozhi was born as a prince, the eldest prince of the Great Qin Empire, and he has a younger sister, the princess for short.
When Mr. Lin Yi was bored, he told him that in his hometown in the past, there was also a story called the Great Qin Empire, which unified the six kingdoms.
Although he has become a monk and doesn't care about worldly affairs, he cares about his sister very much in his heart, so Mr. Lin Yi can't understand why the monks in this world are different from the monks in his hometown.
You know, among the monks in the gods and worlds, there are still people who marry wives and have children.
If Xiaozhi hadn't listened to too many Buddha stories told by Mr. Lin Yi, which made him suddenly enlightened and enlightened, he would really be like those princes who have Buddha in their hearts and whose life is extremely romantic.
So now Xiaozhi's four elements are all empty, a bit attributed to my Buddha, not asking about worldly affairs, giving people a sacred feeling.
"Xiaozhi, there is a woman outside who calls her sister, do you want to see her?" A guy with a big beard and a pig knife in his hand ran in and said.
When he saw the smile on Lin Yijun's face, he thought to himself: "Fortunately, I don't have a younger sister, and my older sister is married."
"Pork man, now the price of pork in my hometown has risen sharply. Since I have a brother like you, I am not afraid that there will be no pork to eat." Mr. Lin Yi said to the butcher, the bearded man nicknamed Pork Man.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Pork is so expensive. Pork outside is still so cheap now. Pork belly is only [-] yuan a catty, and pork belly is only [-] yuan a catty. People don't want to raise pigs anymore." said the bearded man.
Although he is a butcher's knife, his strength is above Xiaozhi's. The pig's knife in his hand is a magic weapon. With one knife, the planet will be split in half.
As for his story, Mr. Lin Yi didn't ask. Anyway, everyone has their own story. If they don't tell it, Mr. Lin Yi doesn't ask, but now he is a little curious.
"Pork Rong, the fifteenth day of next month is the day to choose a concubine for my brother, so there must be no less meat." Mr. Lin Yi said to him.
"What is Pork Rong, brother, you should call me Pork Guy, I like to hear that." This man with a big beard and a particularly loud face looks a bit like Zhang Fei.
"Okay, pork guy, you understand what I mean." Lin Yijun said.
"Brother, don't worry, when the time comes, I'll go and slaughter some dragons for you, and let the chef below brew them for you, so that you can eat dragon meat on the day you choose your concubine." The pork guy said.
"Amitabha, I don't kill, I don't eat meat, I don't drink, I don't have sex." Xiaozhi heard him say.
"Stop being a dick, then you'll be the one who eats the most." The pork guy roared.
"No, no, good, good!"
"You have been with the eldest brother for so many years, and he has taught you badly. I won't tell you. I will encourage farmers to raise pigs and see if I can raise the price of pork."
"..." Lin Yijun was speechless.
He thinks he shouldn't tell the pork guy that the price of pork in his hometown has risen. If the pork guy really raises the price of pork, how many people can afford meat?
Follow the imitation of relatives and friends, let alone less meat, there is also the practice of bacon.
lets change a topic.
Go see a princess of the Great Qin Empire. After all, she is a princess, so it shouldn't be too bad.
What's more, this princess has the strength of a fairy king. Her beauty made Lin Yijun's eyes light up, and he couldn't help but look at her.
"Pretty, right!" Jun Lin Yi couldn't help saying when he saw Xiaozhi's younger sister.
That black and beautiful long hair is like a waterfall like a mirror, her facial features are indescribably exquisite, her temperament is cold and aloof like moonlight, and like the spring snow in March, that graceful figure makes Lin Yijun lick her mouth.
"Pfft!" She couldn't help laughing when she heard Lin Yijun's words and saw Lin Yijun's appearance.
Ask the little monk behind Lin Yijun: "Brother, this can't be your elder brother, right? Didn't you say that when he saw a woman, he looked like a piece of wood? Why is he like those playboys?"
"Pretty little girl, you can't say that. I'm the God Lord of Myriad Realms, not some playboy." Jun Lin Yi said in his own name.
"Are you really the God Lord of Myriad Realms? Why do I feel that you are like a wolf? What, do you want to eat me?" This beautiful beauty said when she saw Lin Yijun's eyes always looking at her.
"I don't want to eat you, but I want to give you happiness. I think, in the gods and worlds, only I can be worthy of you, and only I can give you happiness and happiness." Mr. Lin Yi boasted and sold it.
"Brother!" Xiaozhi heard what Lin Yijun said to his sister, and he felt that it was a mistake to recommend his sister back then.
He knows that his sister is very beautiful, and he hopes that his elder brother will be with his sister, so that he can forget his hometown and his two treasures, and then live a life with his sister.
Hearing Lin Yijun's words now, he wished he could slap himself. What is this called?
"Pfft!" Hearing Lin Yijun's words, the beauty couldn't help laughing again, a bright smile.
No matter how she thought about it, she could never imagine that the God Lord of Myriad Realms in front of her was completely different from what her brother had said.
What is incomparably cold and arrogant, what is invincible in the world.
Now I feel like a playboy, with a very bad heart. When we first met, I just said such things, and I must beat her off.
"Xiaozhi, there are not enough people outside now, you can go and help your sister-in-law." Lin Yijun said to dismiss Xiaozhi.
"Brother, I'm afraid that after you walk away, you'll overwhelm my sister." Xiaozhi saw Lin Yijun's eyes, always staring at her sister's charming place.
"No, monks, all four things are empty, see through the world of mortals, don't get involved in the world of mortals, don't get involved in karma, there will be no karma and retribution, my brother has told you for many years, why don't you realize it." Lin Yijun said to the light bulb.
Cursing in my heart: "Your sister, you are here, how can I pick up girls."
"Brother, I'm not sure if I'm going to see through!" Xiaozhi said as if he was going to die and refused to walk away.
"Beauty, what do you think of me? I'm more handsome than your brother. Why don't we make friends and stay here for a few more days? Let's get to know each other slowly." Lin Yijun said cheekily.
"Well, well, I think so too. I plan to stay here for a few days and learn more about it." The beauty said to Lin Yijun with a smile, "My name is Xiaohui!"
"I know, your brother's name is Xiaozhi, and your name is Xiaohui. Ten thousand years ago, your brother told me that she is the number one beauty in the Great Qin Empire. Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. Seeing it today is indeed more beautiful than what is said in a hundred times. Much prettier." Lin Yijun said to her with a smile.
"Sister, do you really want to stay?" Xiaozhi asked a little worried.
"That's right, my father said that if you don't inherit the throne of the empire, and you don't plan to marry a woman and have children, you can only let my future children inherit it." Xiaohui said to her brother.
"Okay, bro, I got it, you two go talk about life slowly, I'll go and help Yijie! Amitabha!" Xiaozhi clasped his hands together and said very speechlessly.
"Brother, I think you have been poisoned too deeply by big brother's tea. You really see through the world of mortals and don't get involved in karma? Let me tell you, everything is nothingness in the great way. In the end it was nothing." Xiaohui said to the hopeless prince.
"Amitabha, originally there is no self, originally there is no appearance, no non-existence originally has appearance, and emptiness is originally nothing..."
"Nonsense!" Mr. Lin Yi scolded: "Little beauty, don't pay attention to him, let's go to the back garden and talk about major life events. If possible, I will help you give birth to a baby, so that the baby can inherit the throne of the Great Qin Empire!"
(End of this chapter)
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