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Chapter 100 Where did the first chicken come from?

"Hi everyone, I'm your new head teacher. My name is Wang Long. If you can't remember, you can call me handsome guy. Of course, you can also call me male god. I don't mind."

Wang Long stroked his forehead gracefully, looking so chic.

Except for Lin Qingxue and Tan Xiaoya, all the girls in the classroom had heart-shaped eyes and put their hands on their chests in a state of intoxication. The new head teacher is so handsome, it is simply a welfare given to them by the school.

"Hey, pervert, I can't think of a guy who is more narcissistic than you."

Tan Xiaoya gave Zhang Yiming a blank look, said with her mouth flattened, and glanced at Wang Long's narcissistic look, her little face was full of contempt.

It is undeniable that Wang Long is really handsome, but there is only one person in the little beauty's heart. Although that guy is a bit perverted, he is more manly than Wang Long.

Lin Qingxue also nodded her head involuntarily, expressing her agreement with Tan Xiaoya's point of view. She also doesn't like this kind of handsome man.

With the approval of the two beauties, Zhang Yiming's tail was about to go up to the sky, and he smiled: "My wife, student Lin Qingxue, the reason why you can become the school belle of Liaodong University is not only the beautiful appearance, but also a very important reason. , is that transcendent and refined taste, those ignorant girls only look at appearances."

"Don't be too proud. I just think what Xiaoya said makes sense. What does it have to do with you?"

Naturally, Lin Qingxue would not admit his point of view. Girls need to be reserved, so they often have duplicity. In fact, she has already compared Wang Long and Zhang Yiming in her heart.

"Qingxue is right, we are just talking about this teacher, what are you proud of there?"

Although Tan Xiaoya had forgiven Zhang Yiming, she still said it angrily.

Encountered by the two beauties, Zhang Yiming not only didn't feel embarrassed, but found joy in it. Not everyone can be ridiculed by the two school beauties at the same time.

There is no one else with his shameless skills.

Zhang Yiming glanced at Wang Long, suddenly his eyes lit up, he raised his hand lightly, and then said something to Tan Xiaoya and Lin Qingxue in a low voice. The two beauties were surprised at first, and looked at Wang Long at the same time, then covered their small mouths gently Laughing, seems to be very happy.

Zhang Yiming also crossed Erlang's legs and laughed.

"That classmate, what are you talking about, please stand up."

Wang Long looked at the six roads, and saw Zhang Yiming who was whispering below at a glance. He had been seen since he entered the classroom. Wang Long, who claims to be the most handsome man in the world, is quite upset.

From the sparkle in Zhang Yiming's eyes, he could also see that this guy was Zhang Yiming, because no student had such a vigorous aura as him.

So Wang Long unconsciously began to trouble Zhang Yiming. Men's jealousy is sometimes stronger than women's.

After all, Zhang Yiming is a student now, and Wang Long is his teacher. He has to give the teacher a little face under the eyes of everyone, so he can only stand up obediently.

However, he can also feel that the new teacher is not an ordinary character. From his figure, steps and breath, he can be concluded that he is also a master.

"This classmate, please repeat what you just said."

Wang Long finally caught an opportunity to deal with Zhang Yiming, so naturally he would not let it go.

Zhang Yiming looked embarrassed: "Teacher, forget it."

Wang Long's eyes turned cold: "Student, you are too disrespectful to the teacher. I introduced myself on the top, but you whispered below. You must repeat what you just said to me today. Loudly, let the whole class The students all heard it."

Zhang Yiming shrugged helplessly: "Teacher, I think it's better not to, because it's not good for you."

"Repeat a hundred times!"

Wang Long slapped the table angrily, and said loudly to Zhang Yiming, this guy dared to challenge his male god, it was simply lawless.

"Well, the teacher asked me to repeat it, so I will say it."

Zhang Yiming took a deep breath and said loudly, "The zipper of the teacher's pants is unzipped, and the zipper of the teacher's pants is unzipped."

The students first looked at Wang Long's pants in surprise, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter, covering up Zhang Yiming's repeating voice like a repeater.

"I rely on!"

Wang Long was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear it anymore. He frantically zipped up his trousers and waved his hands to stop Zhang Yiming from repeating: "Okay, thank you for reminding this classmate. Please sit down."

"Teacher, I haven't finished repeating it yet, I'm still short of 78 times."

Zhang Yiming said seriously, he still wanted to embarrass himself in public, he is not so easy to bully.

Just now, he has sent out a small flying knife, and quietly opened Wang Long's trousers zipper. Although this guy is a master, Liaodong University is now Zhang Yiming's territory, so he must be disarmed. .

Wang Long's handsome face was already covered with black lines, and he hurriedly stopped him from continuing: "Okay, okay, this is the teacher's fault, please sit down."

After receiving Wang Long's apology, Zhang Yiming sat back on his seat proudly, looked at Erlang's legs and muttered: "You are too young to fight with me."

Wang Long made an embarrassment in public once, and he didn't dare to be handsome again. He honestly started to roll his name. Sure enough, the student who made him very upset was Zhang Yiming, and he secretly remembered this embarrassment.

At first, he didn't know why the zipper of his trousers was undone. When he glanced out of the corner of his eye during the roll call and saw the flying knife under the podium that had sunk into the wall, he immediately understood. He hated Zhang Yiming so much that his teeth were itchy. Needing to cooperate with him, Wang Long almost couldn't hold back and immediately went to him desperately.

For a male god, image is more important than life. Zhang Yiming's mischievous behavior is more abhorrent to Wang Long than killing his parents!

"Zhang Yiming, just wait for me, let's see if this male god doesn't find a chance to deal with you!"

While Wang Long was absent-mindedly lecturing, he looked at Zhang Yiming angrily.

Zhang Yiming responded with a small look of disdain: "Come on, hurt each other, is this handsome guy afraid of you?"

"Student Zhang Yiming, please answer this question, which came first, the egg or the chicken?"

Although Wang Long was taking a chemistry class, it didn't stop him from asking tricky biology class questions.

This question is actually not very easy to answer, because it is an endless loop. When Zhang Yiming can't answer, Wang Long can justifiably punish him.

Zhang Yiming stood up, and the whole class focused on him, wanting to know how he answered this unanswered question.

He smiled confidently: "Teacher, the chicken should come first."

Wang Long's face immediately showed a bewildered smile of success: "This student seems to be inaccurate in answering. If the chicken came first, where did you get the first chicken? If it is not reasonable The explanation, teacher, I want to punish you."

Zhang Yiming chuckled: "Of course I can answer, and the reason is very good. I have studied the question of where the first chicken came from for many years. In fact, it is because of the pressure of life that there are chickens!"

"puff!"

Wang Long spat out a mouthful of old blood.

　Ahem, I don’t know if the answer of the third child has answered the questions that have been in everyone’s mind for many years?
　　If everyone is satisfied with this answer, then act quickly and throw your recommendation votes to the third child!
　　


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