Huadu small security guard
Chapter 106 Honest people don't fool
Chapter 106 Honest people don't fool
Zhu Daqiang's big mouth seemed like he didn't want money, and the face of the black water ninja was swollen in an instant, and the hood on his head was swollen. Now it seems that the black water ninja is more like a pig's head three.
"Stop beating, can I pay the fine?"
No matter how firm the will of the Blackwater Ninja was, he couldn't resist the torture of the pair of fat pig's trotters, begging for mercy in a weak voice again and again.
"It's almost there!"
Only then did Zhu Daqiang stop, and tore off the red armband on his arm.
Hou Yu leaned over with envy on his face: "Hey, when did you become a sanitation administrator?"
Zhu Daqiang had a bitter expression on his face: "You don't know, I just arrived in Liaodong City, when I got out of the train station, I only spit on the ground, and then I was followed by an old lady wearing a red armband, who chased me for a long time. After three stops, I insisted on paying a fine of five yuan, so I also got one, and when I saw someone spitting, I went up and fined them, and I was told that in just a few days, I have already earned tens of thousands of dollars."
"Hey, the quality of Chinese people needs to be improved, but this is still a good way to make money. I will get one tomorrow, and maybe I can pay off Sister Luo Xiao's debt soon."
Little stars flickered in Hou Yu's eyes, as if the mountain that was pressing on him was showing signs of loosening.
"It is illegal for you to impersonate law enforcement officers like this."
The black water ninja who was not completely dead mustered the last bit of strength, and said to them very seriously.
Hou Yu raised his foot and kicked this annoying thing far away: "If you don't understand China's national conditions, don't go to the urban management and demolition brigade. Those are the real law enforcement officers. Aren't they all from street gangsters? We call them here. Temporary worker, you know a fart!"
"Okay, don't be as knowledgeable as an islander. He doesn't know at all. In our place, gangsters are the law enforcement officers. The trouble here is solved. I don't know if Yang Jie can stand it. Let's go and have a look. Well, that guy is too honest, I'm afraid he will suffer."
Although everyone habitually regards Yang Jie as a punching bag, they are still very concerned about his safety, but don't get me wrong, it's not because of deep feelings, but because they are afraid that after his accident, they will never find such an honest punching bag.
Hou Yu wiped the blood off his body, looked at Zhu Daqiang and said, "Let's go later, I'm injured."
"Are you OK?"
Seeing that Hou Yu's wound was still gushing blood, Zhu Daqiang couldn't help frowning. The blood of this guy was all stuck to his clothes. How much washing powder would he have to use to wash it off?
"Che, you underestimate it. I don't pay attention to this little injury at all. Now I only have one request."
Hou Yu pursed his lips and said arrogantly.
"You say it."
Seeing his injured face, Zhu Daqiang gave in to this brainless monkey once in a while.
"Call me an ambulance, please."
Hou Yu chuckled, then passed out.
"Damn, I always thought you were awesome, but you're still so stupid. It seems that you can't help that sheep anymore, so please yourself."
Zhu Daqiang helplessly grabbed Hou Yu's foot and dragged him towards the hospital.
West of Liaodong University.
Yang Jie lowered his head, with an innocent look on his face, squatting on the side of the road, holding a fly swatter in his hand, Luo Xiao gave him the order not to let even a fly go, so he has been here After swatting the flies for several hours, a layer of black flies fell on the ground, and the Warring States period was quite rich.
Five black-clothed ninjas appeared on the road from a distance. Seeing Yang Jie who was concentrating on shooting flies, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. In the middle of the night, a person was waving a fly swatter in his hand. It's really scary.
The leading ninja was dressed in a blue ninja suit, and his only exposed eyes flashed brightly: "It must be strange to appear on our only way in the middle of the night, but it cannot be ruled out that he is a psychopath. Be careful, everyone. Pass him slowly."
"Yes!"
The five ninjas followed the lead of the ninjas in Tsing Yi, immediately changed their formation, and walked slowly past Yang Jie, all watching him with vigilant eyes.
Being watched by so many people, Yang Jie's face turned red in an instant, and he lowered his head shyly.
Several ninjas also breathed a sigh of relief. This is a psycho who didn't know where he came from. Others would be afraid of him, so he shouldn't be a master who deliberately blocked them.
It was only after the last ninja passed in front of Yang Jie that Yang Jie dared to raise his head and said weakly: "Hey, there are traps ahead, you should watch your steps."
"Cut, crazy!"
Several ninjas snorted disdainfully and walked forward swaggeringly. Yang Jie sighed helplessly: "What I said is true, why don't you listen to me?"
Before the words fell, the nameless ninja disappeared in an instant. They only felt their feet go soft, and they fell into the trap that Yang Jie had dug long ago.
Only the ninja in Tsing Yi had quick hands and quick eyes, so he barely stopped and didn't fall.
"Who the hell are you?"
If you still think that Yang Jie is a mental patient, then Tsing Yi Ninja is a real idiot.
"My name is Yang Jie, the sheep in the Chinese zodiac, and I'm here to stop you."
While Yang Jie was talking, he didn't forget to wave the fly swatter in his hand to shoot down a fly that was about to fly past his eyes.
The eyes of the ninja in Tsing Yi showed a cautious look. As an organization as famous as Kamikaze, he certainly knew the zodiac. The twelve members are all from China, and they use the zodiac as their code name. Each of them is a master with unique skills. , The sheep suddenly appeared here, and he didn't have any mental preparations.
"I'm the Aoki ninja from the Five Elements Ninja of the Fire Crane Clan in Kamikaze. Since Kamikaze and Zodiac have no enmity, can you let me go?"
Aoki Ninja asked cautiously, he didn't want to fight against such a strong enemy without even touching Zhang Yiming's hair.
"I have no opinion at all. It's just that Sister Luo Xiao said that you can't even let a fly pass. Since you can't even let a fly go, let alone you, a living person, I'm sorry."
Yang Jie said apologetically, and slapped another fly to death. There were not so many flies just now. It may be because the five ninjas fell into the trap, and the trap was full of sharp objects such as bamboo sticks. After being skewered, the smell of blood attracted a large number of flies.
"If that's the case, then I, Aoki Ninja, can only experience the power of a zodiac master."
As Aoki Ninja said, the samurai sword was out of its sheath, but there was no cold light flashing, his sword was a wooden sword.
Yang Jie asked weakly: "I'm not a zombie, why do you use mahogany knife to deal with me?"
Aoki Ninja snorted: "This is not ordinary peach wood, but a thousand-year-old peach wood. It is as hard as a knife forged from fine steel. Do you think that only you in China have to use real names to buy kitchen knives? The same is true for our island country. With this wooden knife , you can evade any form of inspection."
Yang Jie couldn't help applauding: "You are smart, you came up with such a good idea."
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to start!"
Aoki Ninja shouted, and the wooden knife in his hand spun like a windmill. The wooden knife has no metallic luster and will not cause obvious reflections in the dark, so it is more difficult to observe. This is why Aoki Ninja is best at night attacks.
Yang Jie looked at him indifferently: "You have many flaws in your body, I can hit your nose right now."
Aoki Ninja smiled disdainfully, he would not be fooled. When a master fights, he is most afraid of being influenced by the opponent. He must be trying to divert his attention by saying this.
As soon as he thought of this, he saw Yang Jie's figure swaying, his eyes blurred, and Yang Jie's fist had already hit him on the nose.
"Honest people don't fool around, what I said is true."
Yang Jie said embarrassedly.
Aoki Ninja held his nose: "Damn, why don't you go play and fight the world!"
Today is the New Year's Eve, and the third child is here to wish everyone a happy new year, all the best, a harmonious family, more money every year, a girlfriend immediately after the year, and a teammate!
I also hope that our small security performance will get better and better. Of course, this will definitely need everyone's continued support!
(End of this chapter)
Zhu Daqiang's big mouth seemed like he didn't want money, and the face of the black water ninja was swollen in an instant, and the hood on his head was swollen. Now it seems that the black water ninja is more like a pig's head three.
"Stop beating, can I pay the fine?"
No matter how firm the will of the Blackwater Ninja was, he couldn't resist the torture of the pair of fat pig's trotters, begging for mercy in a weak voice again and again.
"It's almost there!"
Only then did Zhu Daqiang stop, and tore off the red armband on his arm.
Hou Yu leaned over with envy on his face: "Hey, when did you become a sanitation administrator?"
Zhu Daqiang had a bitter expression on his face: "You don't know, I just arrived in Liaodong City, when I got out of the train station, I only spit on the ground, and then I was followed by an old lady wearing a red armband, who chased me for a long time. After three stops, I insisted on paying a fine of five yuan, so I also got one, and when I saw someone spitting, I went up and fined them, and I was told that in just a few days, I have already earned tens of thousands of dollars."
"Hey, the quality of Chinese people needs to be improved, but this is still a good way to make money. I will get one tomorrow, and maybe I can pay off Sister Luo Xiao's debt soon."
Little stars flickered in Hou Yu's eyes, as if the mountain that was pressing on him was showing signs of loosening.
"It is illegal for you to impersonate law enforcement officers like this."
The black water ninja who was not completely dead mustered the last bit of strength, and said to them very seriously.
Hou Yu raised his foot and kicked this annoying thing far away: "If you don't understand China's national conditions, don't go to the urban management and demolition brigade. Those are the real law enforcement officers. Aren't they all from street gangsters? We call them here. Temporary worker, you know a fart!"
"Okay, don't be as knowledgeable as an islander. He doesn't know at all. In our place, gangsters are the law enforcement officers. The trouble here is solved. I don't know if Yang Jie can stand it. Let's go and have a look. Well, that guy is too honest, I'm afraid he will suffer."
Although everyone habitually regards Yang Jie as a punching bag, they are still very concerned about his safety, but don't get me wrong, it's not because of deep feelings, but because they are afraid that after his accident, they will never find such an honest punching bag.
Hou Yu wiped the blood off his body, looked at Zhu Daqiang and said, "Let's go later, I'm injured."
"Are you OK?"
Seeing that Hou Yu's wound was still gushing blood, Zhu Daqiang couldn't help frowning. The blood of this guy was all stuck to his clothes. How much washing powder would he have to use to wash it off?
"Che, you underestimate it. I don't pay attention to this little injury at all. Now I only have one request."
Hou Yu pursed his lips and said arrogantly.
"You say it."
Seeing his injured face, Zhu Daqiang gave in to this brainless monkey once in a while.
"Call me an ambulance, please."
Hou Yu chuckled, then passed out.
"Damn, I always thought you were awesome, but you're still so stupid. It seems that you can't help that sheep anymore, so please yourself."
Zhu Daqiang helplessly grabbed Hou Yu's foot and dragged him towards the hospital.
West of Liaodong University.
Yang Jie lowered his head, with an innocent look on his face, squatting on the side of the road, holding a fly swatter in his hand, Luo Xiao gave him the order not to let even a fly go, so he has been here After swatting the flies for several hours, a layer of black flies fell on the ground, and the Warring States period was quite rich.
Five black-clothed ninjas appeared on the road from a distance. Seeing Yang Jie who was concentrating on shooting flies, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. In the middle of the night, a person was waving a fly swatter in his hand. It's really scary.
The leading ninja was dressed in a blue ninja suit, and his only exposed eyes flashed brightly: "It must be strange to appear on our only way in the middle of the night, but it cannot be ruled out that he is a psychopath. Be careful, everyone. Pass him slowly."
"Yes!"
The five ninjas followed the lead of the ninjas in Tsing Yi, immediately changed their formation, and walked slowly past Yang Jie, all watching him with vigilant eyes.
Being watched by so many people, Yang Jie's face turned red in an instant, and he lowered his head shyly.
Several ninjas also breathed a sigh of relief. This is a psycho who didn't know where he came from. Others would be afraid of him, so he shouldn't be a master who deliberately blocked them.
It was only after the last ninja passed in front of Yang Jie that Yang Jie dared to raise his head and said weakly: "Hey, there are traps ahead, you should watch your steps."
"Cut, crazy!"
Several ninjas snorted disdainfully and walked forward swaggeringly. Yang Jie sighed helplessly: "What I said is true, why don't you listen to me?"
Before the words fell, the nameless ninja disappeared in an instant. They only felt their feet go soft, and they fell into the trap that Yang Jie had dug long ago.
Only the ninja in Tsing Yi had quick hands and quick eyes, so he barely stopped and didn't fall.
"Who the hell are you?"
If you still think that Yang Jie is a mental patient, then Tsing Yi Ninja is a real idiot.
"My name is Yang Jie, the sheep in the Chinese zodiac, and I'm here to stop you."
While Yang Jie was talking, he didn't forget to wave the fly swatter in his hand to shoot down a fly that was about to fly past his eyes.
The eyes of the ninja in Tsing Yi showed a cautious look. As an organization as famous as Kamikaze, he certainly knew the zodiac. The twelve members are all from China, and they use the zodiac as their code name. Each of them is a master with unique skills. , The sheep suddenly appeared here, and he didn't have any mental preparations.
"I'm the Aoki ninja from the Five Elements Ninja of the Fire Crane Clan in Kamikaze. Since Kamikaze and Zodiac have no enmity, can you let me go?"
Aoki Ninja asked cautiously, he didn't want to fight against such a strong enemy without even touching Zhang Yiming's hair.
"I have no opinion at all. It's just that Sister Luo Xiao said that you can't even let a fly pass. Since you can't even let a fly go, let alone you, a living person, I'm sorry."
Yang Jie said apologetically, and slapped another fly to death. There were not so many flies just now. It may be because the five ninjas fell into the trap, and the trap was full of sharp objects such as bamboo sticks. After being skewered, the smell of blood attracted a large number of flies.
"If that's the case, then I, Aoki Ninja, can only experience the power of a zodiac master."
As Aoki Ninja said, the samurai sword was out of its sheath, but there was no cold light flashing, his sword was a wooden sword.
Yang Jie asked weakly: "I'm not a zombie, why do you use mahogany knife to deal with me?"
Aoki Ninja snorted: "This is not ordinary peach wood, but a thousand-year-old peach wood. It is as hard as a knife forged from fine steel. Do you think that only you in China have to use real names to buy kitchen knives? The same is true for our island country. With this wooden knife , you can evade any form of inspection."
Yang Jie couldn't help applauding: "You are smart, you came up with such a good idea."
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to start!"
Aoki Ninja shouted, and the wooden knife in his hand spun like a windmill. The wooden knife has no metallic luster and will not cause obvious reflections in the dark, so it is more difficult to observe. This is why Aoki Ninja is best at night attacks.
Yang Jie looked at him indifferently: "You have many flaws in your body, I can hit your nose right now."
Aoki Ninja smiled disdainfully, he would not be fooled. When a master fights, he is most afraid of being influenced by the opponent. He must be trying to divert his attention by saying this.
As soon as he thought of this, he saw Yang Jie's figure swaying, his eyes blurred, and Yang Jie's fist had already hit him on the nose.
"Honest people don't fool around, what I said is true."
Yang Jie said embarrassedly.
Aoki Ninja held his nose: "Damn, why don't you go play and fight the world!"
Today is the New Year's Eve, and the third child is here to wish everyone a happy new year, all the best, a harmonious family, more money every year, a girlfriend immediately after the year, and a teammate!
I also hope that our small security performance will get better and better. Of course, this will definitely need everyone's continued support!
(End of this chapter)
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