Huadu small security guard

Chapter 9 My Friend Is a Monkey

Liaodong Police Department.

Hou Yu dozed lazily with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. Although everyone called him Brother Monkey, he was not lively and cute at all. He slept like a pig every day at work.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, wake up, the suspect you caught is very stubborn, and he hasn't confessed until now. We are enforcing the law in a civilized way, and we can't beat you up. What do you think we should do?"

A policeman carefully shook him awake and asked in a low voice.

Hou Yu raised his eyelids reluctantly, and yawned in a daze: "Isn't it easy if you can't fight, use bombardment!"

"Brother Monkey, don't be joking. The director personally calls for a deadline to solve the case. It's almost time."

The policeman said with a smile on his face.

"It's really a bunch of pig brains. Even if you can't solve it with violence, you can use special means."

Hou Yu waved his hand impatiently and said.

The policeman smiled: "What special means are you talking about?"

"I named this method the mental torture method. No matter how tough the criminal is, no one can bear my method."

Hou Yu stretched her waist a lot, with a confident expression on her face.

The policeman's eyes lit up: "Brother Monkey, tell me quickly, what is the solution?"

Hou Yu lit a cigarette, took a puff beautifully, and said, "Go find a few TVs and put them in the interrogation room, and show him a domestic TV series continuously, such as the new version of Condor, Shooting the Condor, Journey to the West, Three Kingdoms, etc. Anyway, don’t let those remakes that rely on Xiao Xianrou, until he confesses.”

The policeman raised his thumb in admiration: "Okay, Brother Monkey, you are the smartest."

10 minutes later.

The policeman came back dejectedly: "Brother Monkey, the suspect is immune to these TV dramas, he watched them with gusto, and even said that Xiao Xianrou has good looks."

"Damn it, what kind of taste do people have nowadays, then change the method and show him more talent shows and reality shows, I don't believe he can stand it!"

"Yes, Brother Monkey."

After a while, the police came back again: "Brother Monkey, the suspect almost vomited, but he still gritted his teeth."

"What a fucking dog, so hard!"

Hou Yu slapped the table violently: "Show the suspect a military show about strategic deception, kelp anti-submarine, and smog-killing lasers!"

The policeman swallowed with difficulty: "Brother Hou, I'm afraid this is not appropriate, it's a bit powerful."

Hou Yu gave him a white look: "You know what a fart, tough guys have to take strong medicine."

After another 10 minutes, the policeman came back for the third time: "Brother Monkey, the suspect really vomited, but he still gritted his teeth."

"Increase the intensity and play the Shred Devil repeatedly for him!"

The policeman couldn't help but tremble all over: "Brother Monkey, don't do it, there will be trouble."

Hou Yu sneered: "I didn't expect this guy to be up to now, I don't believe that I can't pry his mouth!"

It took a little longer this time, and when the policeman came back, his face was a bit serious: "Brother Monkey, the suspect is incontinent, but he is still struggling!"

Hou Yu stood up suddenly, with a murderous look in his eyes: "Damn it, show him the national football team!"

The policeman was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, his voice began to tremble: "Brother Monkey, yes, people will die!"

"Fuck his sister, I've just followed him to the end, execute the order!"

Two minutes later, the police came back: "Brother Monkey, it worked. The suspect was almost recruited, just a little bit. Think again, what else is there to stimulate your nerves?"

Hou Yu calmed down instead, and said with admiration: "This kid is also a man, don't torture him anymore, tell him that if he doesn't confess again, our police force will give up the interrogation, and I will send two urban management members to accompany him chat."

A minute later, the police came back happily: "Brother Hou, when he heard that the city management came to interrogate him, he immediately recruited everything, even the ten-year-old peeping at the neighbor's bath."

Hou Yu smiled coldly: "Sure enough, it is the most elite army in China, and its name alone has such a great deterrent power!"

"Brother Monkey, Captain Liu is back, and he brought back a suspect who wants you to make a statement."

A policeman came in and reported.

Hou Yu nodded: "Well, I see, I'll go right away."

trial room.

Zhang Yiming put his hands in handcuffs and sat on a chair with his eyes closed. Liu Xiaoxi looked at him coldly. The dim light in the interrogation room reflected her graceful figure, but Zhang Yiming had no interest in her at all.

"Name."

Holding a pen in her hand, Liu Xiaoxi asked coldly.

Zhang Yiming opened his eyes and looked at Liu Xiaoxi indifferently: "Don't you know my name?"

"Zhang Yiming, this is the police station, not a place where you can mess around as you want!"

Liu Xiaoxi showed displeasure.

Zhang Yiming snorted: "Hey, is Xiaoya your friend? She was bullied. Is there anything wrong with me avenging her? Why did you bring me here? Do you know how many girls pass by every day in the girls' dormitory building?" Girls, how many girls can I check their bodies in just this short time, oh no, can I protect their bodies?"

"An accident happened to Xiaoya. As her friend, I am also very worried, but you have completely exceeded the scope of self-defense, so as a policeman, I have the responsibility to bring you back. I hope you can cooperate."

Liu Xiaoxi knew that he was blaming her for being unreasonable, but she was still unmoved, after all, she was the captain of the police force.

"You can do whatever you want. I don't like ruthless women. Even if she is a beautiful woman, she is probably an old maid that no one wants."

Zhang Yiming's mouth turned into a fang, spraying venom continuously.

"you!"

Liu Xiaoxi's complexion suddenly turned cold, Zhang Yiming's words hit the weakest part of his heart.

"Name!"

Resisting the urge to beat him up, Liu Xiaoxi sat down angrily and continued the interrogation.

"Zhang Yiming."

Zhang Yiming answered casually.

"gender?"

"You can figure it out, you policemen just don't know how to be flexible, and you have to ask such an obvious question. If you suspect that I am not a man, let's go to the house tonight for [-] rounds to let you know that I am a strong man." Man, come on!"

Zhang Yiming said angrily.

"Zhang Yiming, you are going too far!"

Liu Xiaoxi couldn't bear it anymore, she stood up and walked towards Zhang Yiming, when the door of the interrogation room was suddenly opened, and Hou Yu poked his head in casually: "Captain Liu, is this prisoner being interrogated?"

Zhang Yiming turned his head, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared on his face: "Damn it, I thought who it was, it turned out to be you, a stinky monkey!"

Hou Yu also froze for a moment, walked over a few steps, and gave him a big bear hug: "Brother Yiming, long time no see!"

He lowered his head and saw that Zhang Yiming was wearing handcuffs, his expression immediately changed, he bared his teeth, and his two sharp canines flickered coldly under the dim light: "Who the hell put handcuffs on Brother Yiming, hurry him up!" Mom, open it for me!"

"Forget it, your captain Liu personally brought it to me, it's better not to open it, or else they will lose face?"

Zhang Yiming laughed and said, the joy of meeting an old friend wiped away all the unhappiness in his heart, and he didn't bother to argue with Liu Xiaoxi.

Hou Yu showed a look of admiration on his face: "It really is Brother Yiming, who knows how to pity and cherish jade wherever he goes."

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