My group is the boss

Chapter 73 Group Chat Patch
Sad Wind: "That's right, only 100 million."

When Beifeng said this, he even felt a little wronged!

Wasn't ready at all, and then the war started...

Lord of Honkai: "100 million...not ready yet!"

"Master Sad Wind, you have won!"

Zhang Yuan said with a sigh.

Yasuo: "It's not that the leader of the group doesn't live up to expectations, it's that the boss of Sad Feng is too naive!"

Lin Jiu: "It's not that the leader of the group doesn't live up to expectations, it's that the boss of Sad Feng is too naive!"

Li Yunlong: "My old Li will not copy, just +1"

Lord of Honkai: "However, Beifeng, in fact, you don't have to worry!"

Zhang Yuan said to Beifeng: "Actually, you are quite powerful when you think about it. After all, you have let your world dispatch the strongest force to attack you..."

"Then what if I can't fight..."

Sad Feng looked up at the sky, how many stars...

Chen Yongren: "If you can't beat it, run away!"

"Boss can come to my place, I will keep the wine and meat for you!"

Chen Yongren sent a sincere invitation to Beifeng.

Lord of Honkai: "I don't know why, but I always feel that you are looking forward to the failure of Sad Wind, and then you take it back and get drunk and cut your waist?"

Chen Yongren: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense!"

Chen Yongren immediately denied his idea of ​​cutting his kidneys to make wine!

Sad Wind: "..."

Lord of Honkai: "Don't worry, if you really can't beat us, we will help!"

Zhang Yuan comforted Beifeng, letting Beifeng calm down first.

"Also, think about the fact that there are so many soldiers in the Ming Dynasty who are waiting for food and can't find anyone to train!"

"Of course these soldiers need you to pay Honkai Points to let them enter your world!"

Zhang Yuan said to Beifeng.

Sad Wind: "????"

"Group leader, do you want me to work for you until I die?"

Yue Buqun: "Don't worry, Brother Beifeng, I can send you a red envelope!"

Thinking of the black horse with dragon scales that Beifeng gave out in red envelopes before, Yue Buqun patted his chest and said.

Lord of Collapse: "???"

"Old Yue, you are trying to squeeze my collapse point!!"

Group message: "Group chat is being upgraded..."

"The upgrade is complete. We found some bugs in the previous group chats, and they have been fixed now!"

"1. Fix the bug that group members can't receive messages when chatting."

"2. Fix the bug that the group chat interface is flawed."

"3.4.5.6.……"

The bugs fixed in the group chat upgrade are all trivial matters, if it weren't for the group message to remind the people in the group, they would not have noticed.

until the last line:
"10. Fix the red envelope bug. From now on, red envelopes cannot be used to send living things, and the number of items is limited to 200."

Sad Wind: "???"

"Group leader, what do you mean, I think you are embarrassing me, Beifeng!"

Beifeng saw the corrected message in the group chat, and wanted to kill someone!

Lord of Honkai: "This is corrected by the group chat itself, what do I care about? I'm just a group owner..."

Zhang Yuan threw the blame without hesitation.

"Let me tell you, the group chat has a spirit... It's just that they are usually asleep. Maybe the spirit just woke up when Master Yue just spoke."

When Zhang Yuan told a lie, his face was neither red nor out of breath, as if it was true.

Nie Xiaoqian: "My condolences..."

"After all, the luck of head Yue, emmmmm"

Although Nie Xiaoqian didn't say what she said later, the meaning was already obvious.

Yue Buqun: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

"This must have been done by the group leader!"

"Group leader, don't blame me!"

Yue Buqun feels bad at this moment and wants to cry, don't people who are unlucky have no human rights?

The more Yue Buqun talked, the more wronged he became, and the more he talked, the more wronged he became. If it wasn't for his age, Yue Buqun might have burst into tears!

Who can understand the difficulties of African chieftains?
Lord of the Honkai: "My condolences to Master Yue, if you are not a chieftain, you are not a chieftain. At worst, just don't go to the lottery to strengthen it in the future!~"

Zhang Yuan said to Yue Buqun.

"By the way, Beifeng, your matter is actually quite easy to solve!"

"Although the opponent has an army of 380 million, don't forget that most of the opponent's army is human..."

"Although they may all be cultivators, but you know the strength..."

Zhang Yuan said to Beifeng.

Sad Wind: "It is true that ordinary human soldiers can cause relatively little harm, but there are also a large number of mages and crossbow arrows among humans. These things are very lethal!"

Sad Wind sighed.

The Lord of Honkai: "You can rest assured that these are very easy to solve. Let me tell you that in this decisive battle of yours, we will do this, then do this, and finally do that, isn't that all right?"

Sad Wind: "It seems to make sense!"

"I'm going back to mobilize for war now, and I'll ask the group leader when the time comes!"

Beifeng said solemnly to Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Leave it to me!"

……

"Benefactor, please stop!"

Xu Xian was walking on the street, thinking whether he should buy something for his wife, when he suddenly heard a vicissitudes of life calling him.

Xu Xian turned around and saw that it was a monk with gray eyebrows and beard.

"Master, are you calling me?"

After Xu Xian saw this monk, he asked in a daze.

"Yes, I am calling you!"

Fahai nodded.

"Master, you don't have to be polite, I will leave first if there is nothing to do!"

Xu Xian took out three Wen coins from his pocket and put them in Fa Hai's alms bowl, saluted Fa Hai, then turned his head and left!
"Benefactor, since we met, it is fate. Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

Fa Hai held Xu Xian back and said softly.

"Master, don't you think you don't have enough money? I still have ten coins here, and I will give it to you! Don't pester me anymore!"

Xu Xian said and put a handful of copper coins into Fa Hai's alms bowl.

"donor……"

Fa Hai opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but Xu Xian was faster than him!

"I don't have any money anymore, all my money is with my wife!"

"I didn't ask you for alms!"

Fa Hai sighed and said to Xu Xian.

"Ah, no alms? Then what are you doing?"

Xu Xian looked at Fa Hai with some puzzlement and asked.

After all, this is the first time Xu Xian sees a monk who does not seek alms...

"Is such that."

Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian and said, "The poor monk discovered that you, the benefactor, have a demonic aura, and there must be monsters around you!"

"That's why I want to keep you here. Let's make it clear, when I find the monster, I can kill you, right?"

"So, who is the monster?" Xu Xian asked.

"Your lady, your lady is a thousand-year-old white snake!"

Fa Hai said to Xu Xian with certainty.

"Okay, I get it now!"

Xu Xian said calmly.

Fahai:"???"

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(End of this chapter)