super zombie
Chapter 33 Combination of Yin and Yang
Chapter 33 Combination of Yin and Yang
Tang Feiyan clenched her white teeth tightly, her tender lips were bitten so hard that they were about to bleed, they were as red as roses.
"You bastard, did you kick so hard on purpose just now?" Mei Mou looked at Liu Ziyan coldly and asked scoldingly.
"I said, Miss Tang, do you know how thrilling it was just now? You almost missed the god of death. Do you think I can think of revenge on you under such circumstances? You flatter me too much."
Liu Ziyan smiled lightly and said very naturally.There is no flaw in his words in theory. In that situation, people who still have time to think about other things are probably only monsters, but he is a monster. Under such circumstances, he can think of revenge This issue.
"This you..." Although Tang Feiyan was eloquent, she couldn't say anything to refute now, but she felt that Liu Ziyan's kick just now was so hard on purpose.
Seeing Tang Feiyan in this state, Liu Ziyan took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "By the way, I saved your life just now, should you say something? Of course, it's fine if you promise me with your body, I, Liu Ziyan And self-knowledge, I don’t dare to admire a young lady like you, you should say something like thank you, if you can’t say it, it’s easy to handle, according to the ancient way, I will accept it with a few knocks, if That's not enough, then"
"Liu~zi~yan."
Hearing Liu Ziyan's shameless request, Tang Feiyan's beautiful face became more and more ugly, just like the snow in March in the cold winter, it made people feel chilly from the bottom of their hearts.
"Um, what are you doing?"
Being interrupted, Liu Ziyan pretended to be very bewildered, opened his eyes, and asked.
Looking at the innocent Liu Ziyan, Tang Feiyan's lungs were about to explode.Just as he was about to reply loudly, Liu Ziyan immediately waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I save people purely out of kindness and don't ask for anything in return. Moreover, I also really hate when others are grateful to me, especially those who are grateful to me." A person who wants to say something grateful for nothing, so you don't have to say or do anything, so I won't be upset."
They yelled at Zhupi Rongsheng, "Let's go, go and see that dead wild boar." Then, he walked towards the dead boar, leaving only Tang Feiyan stomping on the spot angrily. Want to go crazy.
The others were already dumbfounded at this moment, their mouths were almost open enough to hold two eggs.Brother Yan's mouth is stronger than the devil's cannonballs, it can literally bring the dead to life.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, you freak."
Huang Daren couldn't help cursing in his heart, and made up his mind in his heart, no matter what happens in the future, don't quarrel with Liu Ziyan, that would be a dead end.
When everyone followed Liu Ziyan to the side of the wild boar's corpse, Tang Feiyan couldn't bear it any longer, clenched her fists tightly, and yelled out in an unladylike manner, the voice was so sharp that it made people's eardrums ache.After shouting, she glared at Liu Ziyan coldly, then endured the pain on her buttocks, and left angrily with the four guards.
"Hahahaha" Liu Ziyan, who squatted down to inspect the dead boar, finally couldn't help laughing loudly after hearing this cry.
"Little girl, if you dare to fight with me, you won't be mad at you." He was happy, and now he was still thinking about whether to catch up with Tang Feiyan and continue to provoke Tang Feiyan. It would be better to turn her black hair into white hair to relieve her anger Well, just as he was thinking, Rong Sheng's words brought him back to reality.
"Brother Yan, this wild boar weighs at least 220 catties. Let's carry it back and the troops can eat meat." Looking at the wild boar in front of him, Rong Sheng said excitedly.
Liu Ziyan gave him a chestnut on the head without hesitation, and asked, "Do you know why I hit you?"
Rong Sheng frowned and shook his head to show he didn't know.
"What did you just say, that we can eat meat by carrying this wild boar back to the army?" Liu Ziyan said.
"Yeah." Rong Sheng blinked and nodded.
"Crack..." Liu Ziyan gave another slap in the face, "Damn it, who said that the army can kill meat, it's obviously our militia that can kill meat, it's nothing to do with the army."
"Milk ball, do you want to eat it alone?" Huang Daren looked at Liu Ziyan and asked eagerly.
"I said Dantou, why do I think your words are so unpleasant? How can you say that you eat alone? This can only be said to protect your own property. I don't understand how to protect your own property."
Liu Ziyan was not happy to hear the words "Tun Du Shi", and wanted to give it a big reward, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, after all, Huang Dadantou was older than himself, so he was embarrassed to do it. "Let me just ask you, who killed this wild boar?"
Huang Daren thought for a while, tapped his bald head with a cigarette stick, and said helplessly, "You were the one who killed me."
"Ahem, since I was killed by me, it belongs to our militia team's property."
After listening to Huang Daren's words, Liu Ziyan couldn't help coughing twice, obviously he was shocked by his words, and the 'bump' bite was very hard, "Think about the egg head, even if there are extra guns in the army, they Give our militia a shot? No, in that case, do we have something in the militia that we have to share with them?"
"No."
Zhupi was the first to agree, raised half a carrot in his hand and shouted loudly, looking at Liu Ziyan, "Brother Yan, I, Zhupi, absolutely support you."
"Me too." "Me too"
Inspired by Liu Ziyan's words, members of the militia began to express their opinions one by one.They are Eight Routes, but first of all they are human beings, and human beings have weaknesses in human nature. Besides, Liu Ziyan has a clear conscience. He did this because he cared about his militia brothers and wanted them to eat better.
Huang Daren didn't know when he had quietly smoked a cigarette, after taking two puffs, he said slowly: "Lao Liu, I know you did this for the sake of our militia brothers, but if we eat alone , This is a violation of typical capitalism, and you will be punished."
Liu Ziyan was surprised when the word 'capitalism' came out of Huang Daren's mouth.But what he decided, nine cows can't be pulled back, so what if he breaks the discipline, he wants to see the consequences.This is also due to the grievances he accumulated due to his underappreciated treatment, and his rebellious mentality is very serious.
"What happened, I have to deal with it alone." Liu Ziyan pointed at himself with his thumb, and said firmly.
"Milkball, who do you think the hungry people are? Since our militia team decided to eat this big wild boar alone, if something happened, it's natural that the hungry people should fight together."
Huang Daren cursed, walked up to Liu Ziyan, looked at him without blinking and said.
"Yes, Brother Yan, if something goes wrong, we will all face it together."
Others also joined in.Liu Ziyan's heart felt hot, looking at the twenty or so people in front of him, although he had only known them for less than a day, he felt that he had known them for a long time, which gave him an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
Liu Ziyan and the others took turns carrying wild boars and walked towards the base very low-key.In fact, Liu Ziyan could easily carry the wild boar back by himself, but he is the captain of the militia, he feels that he has to be a model, he has done it himself, what else can he ask his subordinates to do?
Therefore, he walked aside to direct and arrange personnel to work.
"Brother Daren, do you think this wild boar is stupid, and dared to rush out to hurt people during the day." Along the way, Rongsheng had been wondering, and finally couldn't help asking.
"Milk ball, he is a wild boar, why do you know so much?"
Huang Daren scolded very angrily, thought for a while, and said, "These days, wars are everywhere, and the animals are not at peace anymore, they are startled by the sound of the cannons, and it is normal for them to come out to hurt people. "
"Cut, Dantou, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, it will mislead others." Liu Ziyan, who was walking, heard Huang Daren's explanation, couldn't help turning around and interjecting.
"According to what you mean, do you know why this wild boar came out to hurt people?" Huang Daren said, he was curious about how Liu Ziyan would explain it.
"Naturally, otherwise I dare say you are misleading others."
"Milk ball, don't make people want to eat it, just say it." Seeing Liu Ziyan's desperate look, Huang Daren became furious.
"Don't worry, let me ask you a question first, what season is it now?"
"spring."
Before Huang Daren could answer, a militiaman came up to answer.After Liu Ziyan took a look, he realized that everyone had already surrounded him.
Alas, the Chinese people's fondness for watching liveliness is really deep-rooted!Liu Ziyan couldn't help shaking his head, and sighed inwardly.
"Spring is here, everything is revived, and new lives are springing up, one by one, and the birth of new life must have the combination of yin and yang to be realized."
Walking to the side of the wild boar, pointing at it with the palm of his hand, he continued, "This male wild boar is extremely eager to combine yin and yang, and he is looking for a partner everywhere. After searching for a long time without any results, he feels very depressed and irritable. It was in its sight, so it regarded us as the object of venting, that's why the collision happened just now, do you understand?"
Facing Liu Ziyan's question, everyone blinked, their faces were bewildered, obviously they didn't understand.
"Brother Yan, what is the combination of yin and yang?" Zhupi scratched his scalp and asked a question that everyone was puzzled by.
Damn, I don't even know what the combination of yin and yang means. Idiots, a bunch of idiots!
Liu Ziyan was really angry. The key part of his explanation was the word 'yin and yang combination'. They didn't understand what it meant, so why not explain it!
(End of this chapter)
Tang Feiyan clenched her white teeth tightly, her tender lips were bitten so hard that they were about to bleed, they were as red as roses.
"You bastard, did you kick so hard on purpose just now?" Mei Mou looked at Liu Ziyan coldly and asked scoldingly.
"I said, Miss Tang, do you know how thrilling it was just now? You almost missed the god of death. Do you think I can think of revenge on you under such circumstances? You flatter me too much."
Liu Ziyan smiled lightly and said very naturally.There is no flaw in his words in theory. In that situation, people who still have time to think about other things are probably only monsters, but he is a monster. Under such circumstances, he can think of revenge This issue.
"This you..." Although Tang Feiyan was eloquent, she couldn't say anything to refute now, but she felt that Liu Ziyan's kick just now was so hard on purpose.
Seeing Tang Feiyan in this state, Liu Ziyan took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "By the way, I saved your life just now, should you say something? Of course, it's fine if you promise me with your body, I, Liu Ziyan And self-knowledge, I don’t dare to admire a young lady like you, you should say something like thank you, if you can’t say it, it’s easy to handle, according to the ancient way, I will accept it with a few knocks, if That's not enough, then"
"Liu~zi~yan."
Hearing Liu Ziyan's shameless request, Tang Feiyan's beautiful face became more and more ugly, just like the snow in March in the cold winter, it made people feel chilly from the bottom of their hearts.
"Um, what are you doing?"
Being interrupted, Liu Ziyan pretended to be very bewildered, opened his eyes, and asked.
Looking at the innocent Liu Ziyan, Tang Feiyan's lungs were about to explode.Just as he was about to reply loudly, Liu Ziyan immediately waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I save people purely out of kindness and don't ask for anything in return. Moreover, I also really hate when others are grateful to me, especially those who are grateful to me." A person who wants to say something grateful for nothing, so you don't have to say or do anything, so I won't be upset."
They yelled at Zhupi Rongsheng, "Let's go, go and see that dead wild boar." Then, he walked towards the dead boar, leaving only Tang Feiyan stomping on the spot angrily. Want to go crazy.
The others were already dumbfounded at this moment, their mouths were almost open enough to hold two eggs.Brother Yan's mouth is stronger than the devil's cannonballs, it can literally bring the dead to life.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, you freak."
Huang Daren couldn't help cursing in his heart, and made up his mind in his heart, no matter what happens in the future, don't quarrel with Liu Ziyan, that would be a dead end.
When everyone followed Liu Ziyan to the side of the wild boar's corpse, Tang Feiyan couldn't bear it any longer, clenched her fists tightly, and yelled out in an unladylike manner, the voice was so sharp that it made people's eardrums ache.After shouting, she glared at Liu Ziyan coldly, then endured the pain on her buttocks, and left angrily with the four guards.
"Hahahaha" Liu Ziyan, who squatted down to inspect the dead boar, finally couldn't help laughing loudly after hearing this cry.
"Little girl, if you dare to fight with me, you won't be mad at you." He was happy, and now he was still thinking about whether to catch up with Tang Feiyan and continue to provoke Tang Feiyan. It would be better to turn her black hair into white hair to relieve her anger Well, just as he was thinking, Rong Sheng's words brought him back to reality.
"Brother Yan, this wild boar weighs at least 220 catties. Let's carry it back and the troops can eat meat." Looking at the wild boar in front of him, Rong Sheng said excitedly.
Liu Ziyan gave him a chestnut on the head without hesitation, and asked, "Do you know why I hit you?"
Rong Sheng frowned and shook his head to show he didn't know.
"What did you just say, that we can eat meat by carrying this wild boar back to the army?" Liu Ziyan said.
"Yeah." Rong Sheng blinked and nodded.
"Crack..." Liu Ziyan gave another slap in the face, "Damn it, who said that the army can kill meat, it's obviously our militia that can kill meat, it's nothing to do with the army."
"Milk ball, do you want to eat it alone?" Huang Daren looked at Liu Ziyan and asked eagerly.
"I said Dantou, why do I think your words are so unpleasant? How can you say that you eat alone? This can only be said to protect your own property. I don't understand how to protect your own property."
Liu Ziyan was not happy to hear the words "Tun Du Shi", and wanted to give it a big reward, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, after all, Huang Dadantou was older than himself, so he was embarrassed to do it. "Let me just ask you, who killed this wild boar?"
Huang Daren thought for a while, tapped his bald head with a cigarette stick, and said helplessly, "You were the one who killed me."
"Ahem, since I was killed by me, it belongs to our militia team's property."
After listening to Huang Daren's words, Liu Ziyan couldn't help coughing twice, obviously he was shocked by his words, and the 'bump' bite was very hard, "Think about the egg head, even if there are extra guns in the army, they Give our militia a shot? No, in that case, do we have something in the militia that we have to share with them?"
"No."
Zhupi was the first to agree, raised half a carrot in his hand and shouted loudly, looking at Liu Ziyan, "Brother Yan, I, Zhupi, absolutely support you."
"Me too." "Me too"
Inspired by Liu Ziyan's words, members of the militia began to express their opinions one by one.They are Eight Routes, but first of all they are human beings, and human beings have weaknesses in human nature. Besides, Liu Ziyan has a clear conscience. He did this because he cared about his militia brothers and wanted them to eat better.
Huang Daren didn't know when he had quietly smoked a cigarette, after taking two puffs, he said slowly: "Lao Liu, I know you did this for the sake of our militia brothers, but if we eat alone , This is a violation of typical capitalism, and you will be punished."
Liu Ziyan was surprised when the word 'capitalism' came out of Huang Daren's mouth.But what he decided, nine cows can't be pulled back, so what if he breaks the discipline, he wants to see the consequences.This is also due to the grievances he accumulated due to his underappreciated treatment, and his rebellious mentality is very serious.
"What happened, I have to deal with it alone." Liu Ziyan pointed at himself with his thumb, and said firmly.
"Milkball, who do you think the hungry people are? Since our militia team decided to eat this big wild boar alone, if something happened, it's natural that the hungry people should fight together."
Huang Daren cursed, walked up to Liu Ziyan, looked at him without blinking and said.
"Yes, Brother Yan, if something goes wrong, we will all face it together."
Others also joined in.Liu Ziyan's heart felt hot, looking at the twenty or so people in front of him, although he had only known them for less than a day, he felt that he had known them for a long time, which gave him an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
Liu Ziyan and the others took turns carrying wild boars and walked towards the base very low-key.In fact, Liu Ziyan could easily carry the wild boar back by himself, but he is the captain of the militia, he feels that he has to be a model, he has done it himself, what else can he ask his subordinates to do?
Therefore, he walked aside to direct and arrange personnel to work.
"Brother Daren, do you think this wild boar is stupid, and dared to rush out to hurt people during the day." Along the way, Rongsheng had been wondering, and finally couldn't help asking.
"Milk ball, he is a wild boar, why do you know so much?"
Huang Daren scolded very angrily, thought for a while, and said, "These days, wars are everywhere, and the animals are not at peace anymore, they are startled by the sound of the cannons, and it is normal for them to come out to hurt people. "
"Cut, Dantou, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, it will mislead others." Liu Ziyan, who was walking, heard Huang Daren's explanation, couldn't help turning around and interjecting.
"According to what you mean, do you know why this wild boar came out to hurt people?" Huang Daren said, he was curious about how Liu Ziyan would explain it.
"Naturally, otherwise I dare say you are misleading others."
"Milk ball, don't make people want to eat it, just say it." Seeing Liu Ziyan's desperate look, Huang Daren became furious.
"Don't worry, let me ask you a question first, what season is it now?"
"spring."
Before Huang Daren could answer, a militiaman came up to answer.After Liu Ziyan took a look, he realized that everyone had already surrounded him.
Alas, the Chinese people's fondness for watching liveliness is really deep-rooted!Liu Ziyan couldn't help shaking his head, and sighed inwardly.
"Spring is here, everything is revived, and new lives are springing up, one by one, and the birth of new life must have the combination of yin and yang to be realized."
Walking to the side of the wild boar, pointing at it with the palm of his hand, he continued, "This male wild boar is extremely eager to combine yin and yang, and he is looking for a partner everywhere. After searching for a long time without any results, he feels very depressed and irritable. It was in its sight, so it regarded us as the object of venting, that's why the collision happened just now, do you understand?"
Facing Liu Ziyan's question, everyone blinked, their faces were bewildered, obviously they didn't understand.
"Brother Yan, what is the combination of yin and yang?" Zhupi scratched his scalp and asked a question that everyone was puzzled by.
Damn, I don't even know what the combination of yin and yang means. Idiots, a bunch of idiots!
Liu Ziyan was really angry. The key part of his explanation was the word 'yin and yang combination'. They didn't understand what it meant, so why not explain it!
(End of this chapter)
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