super zombie

Chapter 36 Insulting Pork
Meeting Liu Ziyan's piercing eyes, Huang Daren's heart trembled suddenly, because this kind of eyes revealed a sincere, confident and reassuring charm.

Huang Daren nodded almost reflexively, and then slowly returned to the ranks of militia members.

"Are you the captain of the militia?"

Looking up and down at the strange person in front of him, Xie Dao Scar couldn't help frowning, and couldn't help asking.

"It's you idiot."

Liu Ziyan turned his head, looked at him with sharp eyes, and spoke out four words lightly, without sloppiness.

"We have to move these wild boars away one after another, do you have any objections?" Xie Daoba stared at Liu Ziyan indifferently, trying to overwhelm Liu Ziyan in terms of momentum, but he was disappointed, Liu Ziyan was still straight Looking at him, not avoiding his gaze at all.

"Are you kidding? Hahaha"

As if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, Liu Ziyan raised his head and laughed loudly. After laughing, he looked straight at Xie Dao Scar and said loudly, "Commander Xie, may I ask if I cut off your lower body?" , do you have any comments?"

After a while, he continued to speak loudly and clearly: "If I cut off yours, you have no problem, then I have no problem with you taking my wild boar."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience fell into silence, and then, a burst of wild laughter burst into the sky.

"Yeah, taking someone's wild boar meat and asking if they have any opinions, it's like someone wants to cut yours, can you have any opinions? Hahaha"

"This kid is simply his own talent. He even compared wild boar meat to a man. His wife is so powerful, hahaha"

Zhu Guotao, the commander of the second company, and the other company commanders were about to come out of their eyeballs.Yang Jisheng who was outside the door was also amused, and laughed heartily, while Su Longting, trying to hold back his laughter, almost choked on the smoke.

"Dirty, shameless."

Tang Feiyan didn't actually leave, she had been outside listening to the commotion inside, now hearing Liu Ziyan's super metaphor, she frowned and cursed before really leaving.

In the courtyard, Xie Daoba's face was livid with anger, his breathing quickened, and his eyes were staring at Liu Ziyan, as if he was about to eat him alive.

More than 20 team members in a row suddenly raised their guns to aim at Liu Ziyan, full of murderous intent.

"Boy, do you dare to insult our company commander, do you want to seek death?" One of the first company members shouted viciously at Liu Ziyan.

But at this time, Huang Daren and the others finally reacted.

"Milk ball, protect Lao Liu."

After Liu Ziyan stood up for him, Huang Daren really regarded Liu Ziyan as a brother in his heart, and now he did not hesitate to call the militia members to rush forward, stand with Liu Ziyan, and fight against the company.

The [-] guns that the militia had just exchanged came in handy, and all the guns were pointed at the people in the company.The entire courtyard began to be filled with a strong smell of gunpowder. It seemed that as long as there was a little spark, there would be a big explosion.

"It's broken, it seems to be a big mess."

Seeing this situation, the company commanders of each company stopped laughing, their expressions became serious, and they cried out inwardly.

Just when everyone, including Yang Jisheng and Su Longting outside the door, was about to rush out to stop it, Liu Ziyan's voice suddenly exploded in the courtyard.

"What are you doing, quickly put down the gun for me. We are the Eighth Route Army, it's very bad to point a gun at your comrades." Liu Ziyan turned his head and said to the militia members.The first half of the sentence is still commanding, while the second half is persuasive.

"Can"

Huang Daren wanted to say something, but Liu Ziyan glanced over, making him speechless.Sighing, Huang Daren waved his hand and told the brothers to put down their guns.

In fact, it wasn't that Liu Ziyan didn't want to have a real fight with Xie Daoba, but he knew that once he opened fire with Xie Daoba, the impact would be huge, and he would be deprived of the label of causing riots in the base area.In this way, Yang Jisheng and Su Longting, who already doubted his identity, believed even more that he was a member of the Kuomintang military organization.

"You guys, put down the guns for me too."

Although he was very angry, Xie Dao Scar still ordered the guns to be put away. He was very proud, but he didn't dare to violate the principles of the Eighth Route Army.

"But the company commander, he insulted you just now, we" was what the company member said just now, it seems that he respects and worships Scar Xie very much, so when he sees someone insulting him, he becomes very angry.

Before he finished speaking, Liu Ziyan interrupted, "Sorry, I'll interrupt, may I ask what did I insult him?"

"You insulted our company commander." The company member replied almost reflexively, shouting loudly, as if to let everyone hear it.

"When did I insult your company commander?"

Liu Ziyan laughed sarcastically a few times, and then said righteously, "Oh, maybe you all misunderstood, I just compared wild pork with your company commander's, I didn't insult your company commander at all, I insulted you, Wild boar from our militia."

What do you mean?
Not only the militia members could not understand these words, but other people in the courtyard could not understand what Liu Ziyan was planning.

"You didn't understand? Okay, then I'll explain it to you. Your company commander has two functions. Oh no, it should be said that men have two functions. The first is to pee, and the second is to sleep with women .In fact, peeing can be completely unnecessary. Like the ancient eunuchs, after the cut, don’t you just use a pipe to solve it? Don’t you still live well? And even the voice has become much better. This second function Well, it seems that your company commander won't be able to use it for the rest of your life. For a person as arrogant as your company commander, how can any woman in the world fall into his eyes? Of course, as for whether he and Thumbelina have some super-friendship relationship , then I don’t know.”

"Brother Yan, who is Thumbelina Thumbelina?" At this time, Rong Sheng came up and asked in confusion.

Liu Ziyan gave him a chestnut on the head, pretended to be angry and reprimanded, "You don't even know about Thumbelina, what an idiot, let me tell you, Thumbelina is a man's right hand, understand?"

"Brother Yan, I still don't understand why a man's right hand is called Thumbelina?" Rong Sheng shook his head with a blank expression.

It was another slap in the face, and then stretched out his right hand, holding it in a tube shape, and made a hand gesture in front of him.Seeing his action, the audience was silent, and everyone was stunned and dumbfounded.As men, they definitely understand what this action is.

"This kid's skin is too thick." Everyone gave Liu Ziyan a thumbs up in their hearts.

"Neighbor Mala, where did this bastard come from? How could his thoughts be so filthy?"

Su Longting, the political commissar, could no longer maintain his image and swear at the mouth, and forgot to smoke for a moment. Liu Ziyan's words had a very strong impact on his mind.

Although Yang Jisheng didn't speak, his wide eyes showed his shock.

"understand?"

Liu Ziyan asked very easily, without blushing or heartbeat.

"Oh, I understand Brother Yan." Rong Sheng nodded and smiled wickedly.

"Understand and back down."

"Yes."

The two sang together and explained Thumbelina clearly and plainly.

"Milk balls are as thick-skinned as a city wall, it's embarrassing just thinking about it."

Feeling that everyone around him looked at Liu Ziyan as if they were looking at a monster, even Huang Daren felt very embarrassed, and his old face began to blush.

"In general, your company commander's is useless at all, no matter if you don't want it, and my wild pork can at least provide a full meal, so comparing wild pork with it is not an insult to your company commander at all. , but a disrespect to wild boar, an insult to it, do you understand?"

Liu Ziyan continued to talk to the company member as if no one else was there, regardless of Xie Dao Scar's increasingly dark complexion.

Xie Dao Scar was so angry that he wanted to go crazy, roared, clenched his fists and hit Liu Ziyan, "Boy, I'm going to twist your head off and kick it like a ball."

"Lao Liu, be careful." Huang Daren, Zhu Pi and the others shouted worriedly at the same time.

However, Liu Ziyan just smiled lightly, stepped aside, Xie Daoba's fist pressed against his clothes and wiped it.

"Calm down, Company Commander Xie, I invite you to eat wild pork." Liu Ziyan grabbed a piece of raw wild pork with his right hand, and made a stop gesture with his left.

"It's too late, you have completely angered me, prepare to die."

Xie Dao Scar refused to stop, he turned around, and rushed towards Liu Ziyan again like a beast, his bloodshot eyes and angry face made him look extremely ferocious and terrifying.

(End of this chapter)