super zombie

Chapter 40
Wu Gui was conveyed into the office of the commander and the political commissar, and he looked pale and sick.

As soon as he came in, he made eye contact with Liu Ziyan for a while, meaning, don't worry, I'm ready to wipe it for you.

"Hey, I said you stinky tortoise, why is your face so ugly, are you sick?"

Seeing Wu Gui's appearance like this, Yang Jisheng asked eagerly.

"Thank you, Commander, for your concern. I'm not sick, but I can't sleep at night these days."

As he spoke, Wu Gui patted his mouth lightly with his palm and yawned.

"What's going on, why do you suffer from insomnia?" Su Longting also asked with concern.

When Wu Gui heard this, he immediately sighed, "Oh, political commissar, I don't suffer from insomnia, it's my stomach."

"What's wrong with your stomach?" Su Longting and Yang Jisheng looked at each other and asked curiously.

"I don't know what's wrong. I've had a stomachache in the middle of the night for the past two days. I have to get up and go to the toilet for half an hour every time. After I go back, I can't sleep, so my face is so pale. So bad."

Wu Gui covered his stomach and patiently explained.

"Then you have a stomach problem. Hurry up and ask Dr. Xiao to grab some herbs and drink it for a few days." Since it was a stomachache, both Yang Jisheng and Su Longting felt relieved.

"Yeah, if it doesn't get cured, I'm afraid the embarrassing thing like last night will happen again." Wu Gui looked at Liu Ziyan and said angrily, as if Liu Ziyan had done something sorry for him.

Liu Ziyan was taken aback by this, could it be that Old Wu really saw himself in the toilet?Impossible, I didn't pass the public toilet at all last night.

"What kind of embarrassment?" Yang Jisheng blinked, feeling a little curious.

Being asked this question, Wu Gui stepped in front of Liu Ziyan, pointed at him, and said complainingly: "Last night, I was having diarrhea, and this bastard old Liu actually opened the door to pee and drenched me all over, if it wasn't At that time, he was running so fast, I had to catch him and push him into the cesspit to take a bath." At the end, he added a catchphrase to show his anger.

Liu Ziyan was stunned for a while, this old Wu's nonsense skills are simply better than his own, pissing on him?Why the hell didn't he just pull him all over.

In the midst of astonishment, he found that Wu Gui was blinking hard at him.Liu Ziyan immediately came back to his senses, rushed forward, grabbed Wu Gui's arm, and sincerely apologized, "Old Wu, I'm really sorry, I was really in a hurry last night, and it was too dark. I don't know you're in there, how about I change it tonight and you piss back on me, okay?"

"I don't care about peeing back on you."

Wu Gui shook off Liu Ziyan's hand, and looked up at a 45-degree angle, "As a member of the Communist Party, I have a broad mind, so I don't have the same knowledge as you, a new recruit who just joined the Eighth Route."

"That is, that is, Lao Wu is really a prime minister who can pull a boat in his belly. His mind is wider than the sky and the sea. He is a role model for my generation to learn from. Ah, my admiration for you is like the endless river and the Yellow River. The flood is out of control, the world can prove it, the sun and the moon can be seen, I"

Liu Ziyan put up a lot of flattering words, and he felt sick just by saying them.If he really urinated on Wu Gui, he was [-]% sure that Wu Gui would throw him into the cesspit at that time.

Wu Gui blushed, but still pretended to be respected, waved his hand, and interrupted: "Okay, don't say it, just keep it in your heart, it's so embarrassing to say it."

Turning around, looking at Yang Jisheng and Su Longting whose expressions had already become very ugly, he asked, "By the way, Commander, Political Commissar, why did you call me here today?"

Spicy next door, you stinky tortoise, you already look like a fucking leader, it's not easy to still think of us.

Yang Jisheng and Su Longting stared at Wu Gui with wide eyes, and said angrily in their hearts.

"It's okay, you all go."

Yang Jisheng waved his hand, and hurriedly told Liu Ziyan and Wu Gui to leave, for fear of hearing their praise of a mission again, nodding their heads to accept their mission.

"Is there really nothing wrong?" Wu Gui asked with his eyes open.

"No, get lost." Yang Jisheng growled.

"Yes, Commander, Political Commissar."

Wu Gui paid a military salute, said solemnly, but his heart was full of joy, he winked at Liu Ziyan, the two hurriedly retreated, and finally they did not forget to close the door.

"Old Su, take a look, take a look, these two people are playing together, it's like acting on a stage, and the performance is still flattering and receiving flattery, damn it, it's like a real Zhou Yu and Huang Gai Well."

After Liu Ziyan and Wu Gui left, Yang Jisheng couldn't help complaining loudly to Su Longting.

Su Longting didn't reply, but sat quietly smoking a cigarette, frowning tightly, lost in thought.

Not long after, Yang Jisheng also calmed down, went to the table and sat down, picked up the teacup and took a big sip of tea.

"Old Su, what do you think of them?" He turned to look at Su Longting and asked.

"You have to believe what they say, but you can't believe it. After all, the sentries we set up in the base area didn't find anyone leaving the base area last night, so it's really possible that Liu Ziyan just went to the bathroom once, so I have to believe it."

"Why do I say I can't believe it? It's actually very simple. Liu Ziyan just went to urinate, and he was in such a hurry in the middle of the night. Why didn't he find a place near the temple to solve it? Why did he go to the public toilet a hundred meters away? ?”

Su Longting analyzed, "From this point of view, it's very illogical, so I can't believe what they said. But whether Liu Ziyan went to the public toilet yesterday, I'm afraid, only God knows."

"After analyzing so much, you came to a result that 'only a genius knows'?" Yang Jisheng said angrily, such a result would be better than no analysis.

"Actually, Lao Yang, don't you think we were a little too aggressive with Liu Ziyan?"

"How to say?" Yang Jisheng blinked, showing a trace of solemnity.

"The first time we saw him, we already had preconceived ideas that he had something to do with the Kuomintang military command, so we didn't dare to reuse him, but if you look at him alone without the Kuomintang military command, you will find that Liu Ziyan is only showing his fundamental Things." Su Longting said very seriously.

Yang Jisheng thought for a while, and said: "That's right, extraordinary intelligence, courage and strategy, super eloquence, and loyalty, these characteristics were all reflected in the process of his retreating the scar yesterday, and we learned from the tortoise's mouth. As far as I know, he is exactly the same, and there is no other source."

Su Longting nodded, took a puff of cigarette, and slowly said: "As for Liu Ziyan, I can only say that we are too extreme towards him. There is no doubt that the people in the military command have courage and wisdom, but there is courage and wisdom. Does wisdom have to be a member of the military command? This is definitely not equated, so I suggest that the close monitoring of Liu Ziyan be cancelled, but extra attention should be paid to him. If he is a member of the military command, the fox tail Sooner or later it will show up."

Yang Jisheng took a sip of tea, and although he didn't speak, his eyes had acquiesced.

"Old Liu, what the hell did you do last night? Why did you provoke the commander and political commissar to interrogate you personally?"

After leaving the office of the commander and political commissar, Wu Gui was eager to know what Liu Ziyan had done.

"Fuck, I really just took a pee."

"You didn't lie to me?"

"It's okay to lie to you that I'm a vampire zombie." Liu Ziyan said.

"I believe you, but why do you use that zombie covered in maggots as a metaphor? It's disgusting."

As soon as Wu Gui heard about vampire zombies, a corpse full of maggots appeared in Wu Gui's mind, which made him show a disgusted expression.

"It's nothing, just say what comes to mind, but who the hell told you that zombies are covered in maggots?" Liu Ziyan really wanted to yell at Wu Gui, the one standing in front of you is a zombie, you see maggots Yet?
"Isn't the legend of zombies like this? Walking and bouncing, hands stretched out, the flesh on the surface is rotten and covered with maggots."

Wu Gui imitated while talking, if he was dressed in a Qing Dynasty official uniform, it would still be a little scary.

Liu Ziyan felt a big heart when he heard that, those are folklore, what zombies look like, what are their living habits, he knows best, but he won't correct Wu Gui's impression of zombies, he hoped It would be great if everyone in the world had the same idea as Wu Gui, that way, he would never be found out as a zombie.

"By the way, Old Wu, what's the matter with your face? It's not really because of diarrhea, is it?" Liu Ziyan quickly changed the subject.

As soon as this was mentioned, Wu Gui was taken aback, and finally sighed: "Oh, don't mention it, I have two particularly aggressive recruits in three companies, I have been trying to convince them for the past two days, so I have insomnia gone."

"Oh? What kind of punching method? Even you, a veteran soldier, can't surrender?" Liu Ziyan became interested.

Wu Gui sighed, "Forget it, don't talk about it, don't let them disturb the good mood of our two brothers, let's go and have a drink."

"Wait, go to my militia first, I have something for you."

"Is it wild boar?" Wu Gui's eyes lit up.

Liu Ziyan nodded, "Exactly. It was originally given to you yesterday, but you didn't come here."

"Old Liu, you're really fucking interesting."

Excitedly, Wu Gui thumped Liu Ziyan's chest hard, "I also got the news that your militia beat a wild boar yesterday. If it weren't for those two recruits, I would have brought Sanlian over to eat."

"Cengfan? If you come to Cengfan, you will have to leave five sticks and thirty-eight caps in exchange." Liu Ziyan stretched out five fingers.

"what?"

Wu Gui opened his mouth wide, and asked in shock, "What are you telling me, you won't ask me to give you five shots, will you?"

Liu Ziyan shook his head, "You are my Liu Ziyan's brother, how can I be ashamed, so I deducted one stroke from you, and only take four strokes from you, don't tell the company commanders of other companies, otherwise they will feel angry." I'm very upset, we are brothers, this is the price of friendship, you understand." He patted Wu Gui's shoulder as he spoke, which meant that we were brothers, and he took extra care of us.

"I'll wipe it!" Wu Gui opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth wide, and cursed loudly

(End of this chapter)