Just love female men: accidentally sinicized

Chapter 11 Bad family gathering (3)
I reluctantly deleted the photos on my phone under the watchful eye of the housekeeper.After being stimulated by the gap between the rich and the poor one after another, I finally understood why Su Lie insisted on asking me to go home with him. There is nothing more shocking than showing off one's wealth without showing any trace.I am like Daiyu who has just entered Jia's mansion and walks cautiously. The difference is that Daiyu is as careful as a needle. I have thick hands and big feet. I am afraid that someone will accidentally damage something worthless. Or have one big eye like Popeye from Monsters, Inc.

"Uncle Ming, has my mother canceled tonight's meeting?" Su Lie stopped and asked the housekeeper.

"Yes son, madam specially canceled the meeting for today's dinner."

After Su Lie stopped the butler's report, he hummed lightly. Although it was very subtle, I still heard it.

"When will Yunzhu arrive?" He asked again.

"Miss Yunzhu said that there is still something to do in the gallery, and she will try to come back before the dinner."

I remember Miley told me that Zhou Yunzhu is the adopted daughter of Su Lie's parents. It stands to reason that Su Lie should call her sister, but he directly called her by her name. One can imagine how unwilling he is to admit Zhou Yunzhu's "sister" identity. When the word "dinner banquet" was uttered from Mr. Butler's mouth, the gold content was different, and it seemed particularly high-end and elegant.If I say it out of my mouth, I'm going to a certain dinner party, at most it's going to my dad's unit's year-end party, and I'm going to stand and compete with the aunts for the buffet sushi that can't be less.

Su Lie stood by the escalator, pointed at me and said to Uncle Ming: "You ask some maids to take her to the dressing room, find a suitable dinner dress for her, dress her up, try..." He paused, thinking "Try to make her look like a woman." After speaking, she walked upstairs.

"Hey, what do you mean trying to look like a woman? I'm a woman, okay?" I stood below and shouted at him, casting a gritted expression on his back.

"Please follow me." Uncle Ming said.He took me to another direction, the house was as big as a maze, and I became dizzy after a while, and a few women in servant clothes appeared out of nowhere and led me into a room with a strong aroma .The transformation process was like a messy dream to me. I forgot about it when I woke up. I vaguely remembered that I was surrounded by several people, who kept putting clothes on me and applying rouge and powder on my face until I saw The self in the mirror looked like a goblin in "Journey to the West", and I jumped up from the chair in fright.

Is that still me in the mirror?A white floor-length dress with bare shoulders, big wavy curly hair obtained from nowhere, worn nondescriptly on the head, looking like a giant suffering from princess disease.I said to the maids who kept "casting magic" around me: "Don't, don't, turn me back quickly, I can't breathe." Wig ripped off.Several people chased me around the house in a game of cat and mouse.

Seeing that I was very uncooperative, someone called the housekeeper, Uncle Ming.Uncle Ming stood at the door like a pinning needle, and the whole room fell silent.He smiled very formally, and said to several maids: "Let the lady guest choose the one she likes, and don't make things difficult for her."

I heard Uncle Ming say that, and cast a grateful look.I know that I was tortured when I came here today, and I was mentally prepared for it. Then I thought about it, if I randomly choose what suits me to wear, maybe Su Lie won't let me go, I can't imagine what problems he will have. I, when the time comes, I won't be able to eat and walk around, so I might as well follow Su Lie's wishes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

I'm back in the wig, the floor-length couture dress, and the blinding necklace that hugs my hips so tightly that I walk on the same hands and feet, and the maids laugh.To be honest, the clothes in Su Lie's house are not bad in taste and not ugly, but there is an indescribable weirdness on me.In Miley's words, I am more eye-catching in a suit than in a dress. Who makes me an "uncle" with a man's heart.

One of the laws of "uncle": if it comes, it will be safe, when soldiers come, it will be blocked, and when water comes, earth will cover it.

Uncle Ming saw me fully dressed and standing in front of him, showing a stylized gentlemanly smile, and said, "The madam is back, Miss Yunzhu and her friends are coming soon, the young master asked you to wait in the lobby, he will come down later. "

I was taken to the lobby, stuck in the open reception room like a chopstick, and saw a beautiful corridor outside, with beautiful potted plants planted inside, floor lamps illuminating the edges, and white lights on the top emitting Furry halo.The entire huge garden spreads out in front of your eyes. In the ground lamps, every plant and tree is like a dream.I walked to the promenade until I reached the end of the promenade, looking at the scenery only in fairy tales, lost in thought, wandering into space.

A few minutes later, when I saw Yunzhu and Zhong Siyu walking down the garden lawn talking and laughing, I was completely petrified.

Zhong Siyu and Yunzhu held hands intimately and talked in a low voice, Yunzhu laughed lightly from time to time, they suddenly appeared as human beings like flower fairies and flower princes living in the garden kingdom.They saw me standing in the long pavilion-shaped reception room after a new look, but they didn’t recognize me right away. They just glanced at me slightly, continued talking and laughing, and walked towards the hall.

I hated myself for a moment as they briskly walked past me with tears in my eyes and stood still, feeling like an idiot.Looking at their well-matched backs, I felt a thick sadness in my heart.

When he was fast entering the hall, Zhong Siyu suddenly stopped and turned his head to look in my direction.

"What's wrong?" Yunzhu also stopped and asked him.

Zhong Siyu let go of Yunzhu's hand and walked towards me: "Lin Qi?"

Too bad, I turned around in a hurry, turned my back to them, tried my best to regain my composure, it's too embarrassing, I can't see Zhong Siyu like this, I can't wait to find a hole to get in, what should he think of me?what do I do?
"Lin Qi, why are you here?" Zhong Siyu's voice was already very close to me.I was wearing a cumbersome long skirt, and I couldn't escape, so I could only turn around and smile at him stiffly.He and Yunzhu were stunned for a moment.

It was Yunzhu who reacted quickly, came over and held my hand and said: "Ah, Ariel said that he would bring friends back for dinner today. It turned out to be you. You are so beautiful when you dress up like this. I'm so jealous, aren't you, Si?" Yu?" As she spoke, she turned her head and asked Zhong Siyu, who was standing there a bit fuzzy.Being complimented on being beautiful by a beautiful woman who is overwhelmed by the country and the city, my face burned like a tea stove.

Zhong Siyu didn't respond, there were doubts in his eyes, but he resisted the urge to ask, and just smiled slightly to express his agreement with Yunzhu's words.The indifference in his eyes stung me.

Sometimes a superficial smile hurts more than a deadpan indifference.

I didn't know where to start to explain to Zhong Siyu, but just as I was about to speak, Uncle Ming walked out of the house and reminded the dinner party to start in 10 minutes.I followed them sullenly, looking at Zhong Siyu's back with distress.

There was a man standing by a window in the house, witnessing what had just happened.

Su Lie had already changed into his dress, and stood in the hall expressionlessly like an aloof nobleman or a vampire. The atmosphere was as cold as an ice age.He restrained his gaze from moving away from Yunzhu, and when it landed on me, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, with a hint of mockery of "Buddha depends on gold and people depend on clothes".I didn't have the mood to pay attention to him, and followed Zhong Siyu dejectedly.

Yunzhu changed into a long black dress, and she looked like a muse in it.Before taking a seat, she pulled me over and said, "As long as my mother eats at home, it will be arranged in the form of a dinner party. Everyone must dress formally. This is the tradition of this family. If you are not used to it, please forgive me. "Hearing that Yunzhu called Su Lie's mother her mother, I think Su Lie must be uncomfortable hearing that.

When I was at the table, I saw Su Lie's mother. She was the female version of Su Lie. I couldn't tell the exact age, but she was really a beauty. She was pale and thin. She was wearing a black half-sleeved haute couture dress and her hair was neatly arranged. Her hair was in a bun at the back, except for the uniform pearl necklaces around her neck, there was no extra jewelry, and there were no rings on her hands.After taking the table, she didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and she didn't even look at anyone else.It was Su Lie's grandfather, the old man that Uncle Ming called the old man, the owner of the castle. He sat next to me and blinked at me. I thought I was dazzled, so I just smiled at him.There was almost no one talking during the meal, and I suddenly missed the school cafeteria, and the time when I ate and gossiped with Miley.This house has some kind of magical power, staying for a second is like a long year, brainwashing people into dullness and antiquity, as if staying in Europe in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The imposing old man was the first to speak, looked at me with a smile and said, "Ariel has never brought anyone home, you are the first."

Su Lie was sitting opposite me, I looked up at him awkwardly, but he didn't look at me, his face was paralyzed and he moved away.Su Lie's mother took a sip of water from the glass, looked up at me, and sneered, "He is very diligent in changing friends."

I knew she must have misunderstood. The son who never brought anyone home brought a girl home for dinner for no reason. She must have misunderstood.In a situation like this, it might be like what was shown on TV, someone would investigate me in private and find out my ancestors' eight generations, three aunts and six wives. Thinking of this makes my hair stand on end.

"Forget it, you have been around me for no more than 21 days in [-] years. What right do you have to interfere with my making friends?" Su Lie's sharp words cut through the cold atmosphere, and there was a kind of fire. Add fuel to the trend.

His mother's face was half a smile but not a smile. I don't know if it was because of too much Botox, but it looked impersonal from a distance.She took a sip of red wine, looked at Su Lie and said, "You were born by me, of course I am qualified." Her voice didn't soften much.

Su Lie sneered: "Aside from giving birth to me, what have you done?"

"What did you do? I gave you everything you have now. I even turned down a business meeting worth tens of millions of dollars just to eat with you, and flew back for several hours. What do you want me to do?" His mother didn't give him a good face either.

Turn down a $[-] million business meeting just to go home for a potluck?I swallowed, thinking that rich people are hypocritical.Those who fly to London to feed pigeons and go to Alaska to fish for salmon are weak.

"Did I beg you? If Uncle Ming hadn't sent you emails for a week, you wouldn't even remember my birthday." Su Lie didn't want to be outdone.It turned out that today is his birthday.

"Ariel." Yunzhu stopped the further development of the battle, which seemed to be of no use at all.Su Lie's mother put down the glass and said solemnly: "You can't talk to me like this. If you stay in this house for a day, you will be in my care for a day. You can't talk to me like this, and you don't have the ability to talk to me like that."

Su Lie wanted to fight back, but Yunzhu grabbed him from the side.The smell of gunpowder instantly spread to the entire dining room.I was dumbfounded watching it like watching a dog blood TV series at eight o'clock. It turns out that Miley and I always blacked out the current screenwriter's nonsense. It is so unfounded.

"Sit down for me." The old man spoke, his voice was tepid but quite intimidating, "No one is allowed to mess with me in front of the guests." He looked at me and smiled kindly, "It's okay, continue to eat."

I was a little confused, and turned to look at Zhong Siyu. Although he was sitting on my left, there was still a little distance between us because the dining table was too long. He shook his head slightly at me, signaling me to keep quiet.Yun Zhu was sitting opposite Zhong Siyu, on the right side of Su Lie, she also smiled at me faintly, probably trying to resolve the embarrassment caused by Su Lie's mother and son.

Exquisite and hearty food was continuously served on the dining table. I was obviously very hungry, but because I was too nervous, I didn’t have any appetite at all. I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, and a mess of gas is making trouble in my stomach.Zhong Siyu saw my discomfort and asked me in a low voice what was wrong.Just as I was about to open my mouth, a full belch jumped up from my dantian and rolled down my throat. I couldn't control it. With a "beep", everyone at the table, including the servant who was passing the dishes and pouring the wine, all stared at me in horror.I actually hiccupped at this time and on this occasion!
Next, it was out of control, one, two, three, a series of hiccups came out of my mouth, I covered my mouth but couldn't control my body, looked at the crowd in pain, and pointed at the person who seemed to have potatoes in front of me. Bisque, say, "I... hiccup... eat potatoes... hiccup... burp... hiccup..."

"Drink some water." Zhong Siyu immediately handed me water from the side.I took a big sip from the cup, and then hiccupped again, spraying all the water on the face of Su Lie who was sitting opposite.All of a sudden the others quieted down, only me hiccupping regularly and continuously.Those present reacted as follows:
Su Lie's mother's expressionless face was as stiff as a discus.

"Haha." The old man sitting in the main seat laughed twice.

Yunzhu couldn't help laughing, she wanted to laugh but couldn't.

Zhong Siyu patted me on the back and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

What about Su Lie?His eyes are closed, his brows are furrowed, and his face is full of water marks or my saliva.I was afraid that countless sharp swords would fly out of his eyes when he opened his eyes, so I didn't dare to look at him.Because the hiccups are overwhelming and there is no intention of stopping, according to past illness experience, it will last at least half an hour.I cast a look at Su Lie begging him to let me go, but he didn't look at me at all, he dropped his napkin and stood up to wash his face and change his clothes, his face was covered with dark clouds, lightning could be squeezed out at any time.

Zhong Siyu offered to send me back, and I ruined a good dinner just like that, and it was still on Su Lie's birthday.Alas, I will definitely be blacklisted on the guest list of Su Lie's house.I hiccupped and kept apologizing: "Yes... hiccup... sorry, hiccup..."

Su Lie's mother was very calm, and ordered the servants to rearrange the dining table. A servant gave her a mobile phone, but she didn't say hello after answering the call. She stood up and left the dining room and never came back. After a while, she heard the sound of a car starting outside the door. .

I waited for a while and still couldn't stop the hiccup.Su Lie's grandfather smiled and said to me: "No, you shouldn't be the one apologizing. As the host, we didn't understand the situation of the guests and caused the guests discomfort. We should apologize. I will ask Ariel to apologize to you another day."

I hurriedly waved my hands: "No... hiccup... no need to apologize..."

Today, in front of Su Lie's family, especially Yunzhu, Su Lie was put into such a mess. Before I visited his mansion, I dealt with him with a mentality of hiding if I could. After visiting his house, I could only Said, I was very lucky that I was not killed silently by a killer hired by Su Lie, and asking him to apologize to me might as well tie me to a rocket and launch me into space.

(End of this chapter)