Just love female men: accidentally sinicized

Chapter 8 Well, let's cooperate! (2)
Sister Yunzhu was like a fairy in the passenger seat, and praised me: "Little girl did a good job, you are so handsome, I am about to be fascinated by you, especially the dance music, the choice is excellent."

Being praised by idols, my heart feels like honey.Zhong Siyu asked where we were going, and Miley had already greeted us with a smile and said, "Good brother, give us a ride." I glared at her, and she pretended not to see her, so she opened the car door consciously and sat in, me and Xu Zheng had no choice but to follow.

The car drove in the direction of Cross Street.There is a street popular with students near almost every university. This cross street not far from our school is very popular in the entire university city. It takes at least half an hour to walk from east to west.There are low-level small restaurants, as well as high-end western restaurants. There are all kinds of Asian, African and Latin American cuisines. It is not an exaggeration at all. There is a restaurant called Uruguay. I don’t know if the owner is South American. There are Latin dance performances in it.Not to mention entertainment venues, bars and XTV occupy half of the street, and many foreign friends with white and dark skin can be seen on weekdays.This is the heaven on earth recognized by the students of the university town.

I am very happy that Zhong Siyu recognized me, as if he could recognize me even when I turned into ashes.Either an enemy who hates you so much, or a relative who loves you so much, no matter how you change, he can recognize you.

"Hey, Brother Zhong, how long have you been dating Yunzhu? How do you know each other? When are you going to get married?" Miley leaned forward pretending to be intimate, and called the people in the front seat like I called them, and breathed a sigh of relief. A few questions were asked.I knew she was asking for me, and wanted to pinch her, but she twisted her butt and avoided it.

Zhong Siyu smiled mysteriously and did not answer.Yunzhu turned her head slightly, smiled and said to Miley, "We are not married." After a pause, she continued, "I haven't talked enough about love, how could I easily make him a yellow-faced woman."

Xu Zheng also smirked beside him, as if he didn't quite agree with Yun Zhu's words.I huddled in my seat, feeling heavy in my heart. How should I put it, Yunzhu is so wonderful, no matter her appearance or character, she is perfect and impeccable. I love her all the time.

The three of them parted ways with Zhong Siyu at the east gate of Shizijie. Before the car drove away, Zhong Siyu stuck his head out of the car window and told me like my father: "Be happy, don't drink too much wine, don't eat potatoes." Both Li and Xu Zheng laughed.

I watched the car drive away in frustration.Miley pushed me and said to Xu Zheng: "Look at her ugly appearance, we can tell at a glance that she has bad intentions for Zhong Siyu, and Zhou Yunzhu can definitely see it."

"Really? Is it obvious?" I panicked.

"Obviously." They both nodded at the same time.Alas, even a goose like Xu Zheng can see it. It seems that my acting skills are really terrible. If this is the case, next time I see Yunzhu and Zhong Siyu, I will have to take a detour.

Xu Liushan opened a Japanese restaurant opposite.The Diaoyu Island incident originally caused the withdrawal of several Japanese stores on Cross Street, but they have opened again in recent months.The "late night canteen" that Miley and I used to go to in the past was open until three or four o'clock at night. The owner is Taiwanese, but the Japanese food is the most authentic on the street.When the Diaoyu Islands incident was at its worst, some students came to his shop to protest. Under pressure, he closed the shop and traveled around the world, but he has not returned yet.The reason Miley and I like to go is not only because the dishes are good, but also because the owner is very funny, he always shows short movies in the kitchen for his staff, and he always has a way to get the latest works of Mr. Cang.As his employee, the benefits are so good, the male students who want to work part-time have crossed the threshold.

We went to Hui Lau Shan to pack two portions of poplar nectar, and walked into the nearby barbecue restaurant to eat skewers.Miley sent Xu Zheng to get two dozen beers. She opened a can neatly, poured half of the can down her throat like soda pop, and made a particularly satisfying tsk-tsk sound with her mouth.Both Xu Zheng and I are used to her drunken state when she is happy.

Miley and I were selected as the No.1 best talkers at the annual dance party.

After a while, Su Lie sent another text message, the two words "men's toilet", which woke me up like a thunderclap, and I almost fell off the chair.

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. One week after the dance, Miley received two large boxes of snacks and several bouquets of flowers. There were always calls from strange boys on her mobile phone, forcing her to turn off the phone for two days. Xu Zheng wanted to tie her up. Get up and put it in his backpack.

I can't go anywhere in the quiet, and I hear rustling noises all the time when I go to the cafeteria to eat. It turns out that there are always a few groups of people pointing at me at a few tables not far away, and I don't know what to discuss.Even a bold and outrageous school girl shouted "Lin Qi, I love you" downstairs in the dormitory, which made me dare not go out for a few days.

Su Lie didn't move at all, the more quiet he was, the more restless I was.I have to talk to Su Lie, before this guy reveals that I went into the men's room, I should talk to him in a low voice, otherwise I will be forced to come out by the school girls, but I know that my sexual orientation will always be On the opposite sex.

I thought I wasn't afraid of Su Lie anymore, but I didn't expect to be caught by him again. It seems that I promised him more than two things, and there will be endless things in the future. Thinking about it makes me feel discouraged.

When I found Su Lie, he was rehearsing a new drama at the drama club.

I quietly found a backlit corner off the stage to watch him and his team rehearse on the borrowed concert hall stage.The end of the term is approaching, and every year at the end of the term, the club reports and performances. Su Lie's drama club is always in the limelight. "Classic New Romance" is their consistent idea.Last year they produced a modern version of "Journey to the West". Tang Xuanzang turned into a corporate executive, Zhu Bajie was a self-employed owner, Monkey King and Bai Gujing fought for business in the company, and Drifting Monk became Aunt Sand who sweeps the floor.The drama was very successful, and the audience burst into laughter. Only a few historical paranoiacs like Xu Zheng would shake their heads and comment: "vulgar, spoof, disrespect for the original and the author." Miley laughed at him: "What are you doing so seriously, Master Wu If he was alive, he would applaud after seeing it."

As a drama director, Su Lie was a bit harsh on his team.I sat under the stage and watched him scold the boy who played Romeo so badly that he couldn't lift his head. I guess he would hug his pillow and cry bitterly when he returned home at night.

Su Lie on the stage turned into another person after devoting himself to the things he loves, a shining person. He was wearing distressed jeans and a simple white shirt with two buttons on the chest. From the first meeting to the The hair that has never been cut now can already be tied into a small brush-like braid at the back of the head, which is very artistic. Looking at him, the creator feels more and more unfair.He really takes himself seriously, with the script book in his hand, like an international famous director. Senior, as long as you don't do it well, you won't have a good tone.The play they rehearsed this time is called "Romeo and Juliet's Nanny". Just hearing the title, they find it funny, and it's another performance that subverts the classics.

I was sitting in an inconspicuous corner, just listening to Su Lie's cursing voice gave me a headache, and I was about to walk in a hurry, thinking that he would come to the door by himself. He called me from a distance from the stage: "That who, don't go, I have something to tell you. Well, today's rehearsal is here, don't be late tomorrow." He disbanded the team, took a long leg, and flew Step handsomely jumped off the stage and walked towards me.

"Don't think I won't recognize you if you cut your hair, you were in the limelight at the prom last week." His tone was weird, as if he had a grudge against me and Miley for stealing his limelight "Just dance. "I was also arrogant.He walked closer and closer, with an aggressive look, without saying a word, he stared at me for a few minutes, his entire face was almost close to mine.My whole body was in an uncomfortable posture of leaning backwards. I was afraid that when I stood up straight, there would be a bloody scene in an idol drama, and I tried my best to maintain the tilt.

After a long time, he took two steps back, shook his head and said, "You don't look like you, don't you really think of yourself as a man? Could it be..."

"What?" I straightened up, my eyes widened and I took a few steps back.I know what he's going to say after "Could it be?" Could it be that you've been disguised as a woman all this time?Could it be that you and Miley are in love?
"What? You've entered the men's room, so you think you're a man."

My face turned red, and I faltered: "That's, that's because... because..." I couldn't explain why.

"You can think whatever you like, so what if you go to the men's room, but you can also go to the women's room if you like." I yelled at him.

Su Lie smiled sinisterly: "Oh, so you like going to the men's restroom. Going to the men's restroom is your hobby. Let me tell you earlier, your hobby is very unique and perverted."

I was almost driven crazy by him, I blushed out of control, and shouted at him angrily and anxiously: "I like boys!" There was an echo in the whole concert hall, but fortunately the others had already left, and the music The hall was empty, just the two of us.

I knew that I was asking for trouble, and I came here to find a blow.The mean Su Lie still didn't intend to let me go, as if my liking for men and women had nothing to do with him, he said, "Really? I still can't believe it. I heard that a girl confessed to you, and now I don't know what to say." What time is it, you have to be brave enough to face yourself.”

Su Lie and Miley are comparable in their ability to be sarcastic.

People say that a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, so I was forced to do a stupid thing that I regret.I don't know what I was thinking at the time, or my mind was completely blank. Out of instinct, I just wanted to prove something to Su Lie.

I rushed up to him, cupped his face, and kissed him.

I forgot how I got back to my bedroom from the concert hall.I feel that I was driven a little crazy by Su Lie.

I ran back to the dormitory in one breath, got under the quilt, and stuffed myself in the quilt like a gopher stuffed itself in a hole, without any gaps.I dare not think about the worst outcome, Su Lie will definitely kill me.I am dead.He'd probably ask me to do a hundred or ten thousand things for him for free, and I'd probably spend the rest of my life running errands for him.The scene of Su Lie sitting on a gorgeous chair in a luxurious room flashed through my mind, while I knelt on the ground in tatters to shine his shoes and serve him tea and water... Thinking of this, my head is about to explode , only the buzzing sound lingered in my ears.

Miley came back from get out of class at night, went into the dormitory and turned on the light, and saw me sitting on the bed with my chicken coop head on my head with a gloomy face and dull eyes, maintaining a zombie posture.She screamed in fright, but quickly regained her composure: "Let me tell you, have you watched "The Walking Dead" too much?"

"Miley, I'm going to die." I was so weak that I used all my strength to kick the bed. "Come on, tell me how to die. I'll see if I can help you enroll in the one thousand ways to die in the United States." programme."

"I mean it, I'm dead."

Miley noticed something was wrong, put down her bag and books lightly, pulled the chair to my bed, sat down and leaned over and asked, "Could it be that you've made a big mess this time? Than let Su Lie see that your SpongeBob SquarePants stuffed socks Embarrassing in underwear?"

I nodded and shook my head again.I looked at Miley distortedly, and hesitated to speak. Before she went crazy, I uttered four words in pain: "I kissed him!"

The dormitory became very quiet and quiet, so quiet that it made one's soul escape.Miley didn't react at all, she stared at me with wide eyes, as if she didn't hear me, blinked her eyes after a long time, and asked, "What did you just say?" Travel back.

I have a bitter face and hang my head down.

"You said you kissed him?" Miley finally came to her senses, stood up slowly, distanced herself from me, looked at me like a monster, and shouted with her arms crossed, "You mean, you Forcibly kissed him?"

My eyebrows are so tangled that they are almost connected together.Miley knows me so well that I stand naked in front of her.Sometimes it makes my teeth itch with hatred for what she knows about me.

"No, it's not a forced kiss..." I forced myself not to think about the scene of kissing Su Lie, "Okay, it's a forced kiss..."

Miley took a few steps back, stood still, touched her chest and said, "007, you impress me so much. I seriously doubt that you have been targeted by a missile somewhere. I want to stay away from you."

I rushed to grab Miley for help, and told her the truth.

After hearing this, Miley took a deep breath, looked at me seriously, shook her head and said, "Hurry up and run for your life, I'll help you book a plane ticket, Java or Sahara?"

I know that this kind of thing is like a young couple living a life, and it is difficult for others to get involved.Bah bah bah!Why should I compare Su Lie and I to a young couple.Apart from exacerbating my fear of Su Lie, Miley couldn't help at all, but when the fear reached a certain level, I comforted myself with a heroic feeling that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Insomnia until three o'clock in the night, I sat up on the bed, clenched my fists and shouted: "Lin Qi who is fearless, Lin Qi who is fearless and fearless!" Miley woke me up.

What happened to me since I was a child, such as being bullied by senior classmates in school, staying at home alone at night, in a completely unfamiliar environment, and when I was very scared, I just yelled a few times to ensure that something happened No more.Miley said it was the spirit of Ah Q, and Ah Q said Ah Xun. Sadness is death, happiness is death, it is better to die happily.

I slept until ten o'clock in the morning, only to wake up in the dream of being hunted down by Su Lie.On the table is the breakfast bought by Miley, my favorite red bean paste buns and brown rice soy milk.Miley didn't wake me up when she went to class in the morning, probably because she watched me toss around until midnight and let me catch up on sleep.

After waking up, I realized that there was a very important quiz on the history of foreign journalism in the morning. It started at 10:0.5, and I still had less than 0.5 minutes to rush to the classroom. Worse, the old professor of history of foreign journalism is a stubborn old man. The test is required once a month, and 2 credits will be deducted for one less time. Don’t underestimate this 0.5 credits. A course is [-] credits, and [-] less is equivalent to failing a course.What's more, this old professor knows my father, and I don't want to be caught by him.

I spent 2 minutes brushing my teeth and washing my face. I didn’t have time to find clothes, so I grabbed a T-shirt Miley put on the table and put it on. I stuffed a bean paste bag into my mouth, and rushed out the door with a book in my arms.Fortunately, I saw an acquainted girl in the public study class downstairs in the dormitory. The two of us were always chatting in the boring public study class.She was parking her bicycle downstairs, and I rushed up to explain the emergency, borrowed her car, and when she got on the car, she said something behind me, but I didn't hear clearly, I rode my bicycle and flew to the classroom.

(End of this chapter)