Boss, your little craftsman has fallen off the horse again.

Chapter 1 Dude, who are you?

In summer, under the scorching sun, the whole school seems to become a huge steamer, which makes people a little breathless. At the gate of Yunda, all the students walk in a hurry, making it even hotter.

At this moment, a sudden burst of drinking disrupted the tranquility.

"Ye Wu!"

I saw a woman walking in front of Ye Wu angrily, raising her hand to give Ye Wu a slap.

Ye Wu subconsciously held her hand instead, threw her over her shoulder, and fell to the ground.

After the woman was thrown to the ground, she yelled at Ye Wu with hatred in her eyes: "Ye Wu, you hateful woman, it's fine if you snatch other people's men, are you so shameless as a human being? Is Xiaosan so rampant?"

"Of course you can't have face in this society now, what's the use of face, can you eat it?" Ye Wu smiled and looked at the woman on the ground: "And I am shameless, I am prettier than you, and I can make your boyfriend fall in love with you." , if I want face, are you still alive?"

Ye Wu tied a ponytail, wore loose sportswear, and put one hand casually in her pocket, she looked very casual.

Originally, such a woman's tearful drama would arouse many people's curiosity, and they all stopped to watch the fun, but now they all laughed after hearing Ye Wu say that.

The woman stood up gritted her teeth: "You bitch."

Ye Wu picked out her ears, this woman came out to tease her with such a lack of language.

Who gave her the courage.

And Ye Wu's calm appearance made the woman even more angry: "I know you are the worst in the Chinese department, you fail every exam, it's fine if you don't study well, and you seduce other boyfriends, a woman like you, I'm doomed to end badly in the future, isn't that what your parents taught you?"

Following the woman's words, a trace of coldness appeared in Ye Wu's eyes: "According to you, you are a top student. You are from that department. I see you like this. Are you from the medical department? Are you studying?" Stomatology, but I don't think your grades are very good like this, and your breath is so bad, are you saving anesthesia in the future?"

"That's what you say." The people next to him chimed in.

"The smell made me dizzy as soon as I opened my mouth, and what kind of anesthesia was given." Ye Wu said bluntly: "Then I can help you apply for a certificate to highlight your outstanding contribution. After all, you have saved a lot of money for mankind." Fewer resources, after all, we humans have fewer and fewer resources now."

The woman is really going to be pissed off.

Ye Wu remembered a very important thing when she saw the woman's speechless look, so she took a step towards the woman in front of her, and said, "Who is your boyfriend?"

woman:.
people around:.
At this time, a person walked up to her and put his hand on her shoulder: "My Ah Wu is loved by everyone, and there are so many people who like her, please report her name first, and I will help her recall carefully. one time."

"Yes, Yiyi, you have the best memory, help me think about it." Ye Wu looked reasonable.

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Xue Qi, you are enough!"

Then a man came over and pulled the woman: "I've told you many times, it's impossible for me and you, it's impossible for me to fall in love with you, why you still don't understand, you still come to harass me Girlfriend, if you are like this, I will be rude to you." The man turned around and said to Ye Wu, "Ye Wu, I was wrong, I will not entangle this woman with her."

And Ye Wu didn't say anything, but stared at the man.

The man was a little apprehensive when he was stared at, and when he was about to explain, Ye Wu finally spoke: "Brother, who are you?"

After Ye Wu finished speaking, the man became a little nervous: "Ye Wu, I am Xu Yong from the Department of Physics, I like you, I wonder if you can be my girlfriend, don't worry, I will definitely not be with Xue Qi Continuing to entangle."

After Ye Wu searched in her mind several times, she confirmed that there was no information about this guy: "Do I know you?"

"We met in several places. But because I'm too busy, we haven't had a chance to talk. Don't worry, if we are together, then I will definitely spare time to accompany you." Xu Yong Be considerate when speaking.

Liu Yiyi next to him understood what was going on. You must know that the Department of Physics of Yunda University has produced several research institutes of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, so the people in the Department of Physics are usually superior to others. It is estimated that this man felt that he would confess to Ye Wu. You will immediately agree with joy.

It's possible if it's another little girl, but.
Before Liu Yiyi finished thinking, Ye Wu kicked the person to the ground directly.

Kick it hard with your feet.

After a few kicks, Ye Wu said, "Your face is not as big as my size 38 shoe print. What gave you the courage to say that?"

When Xue Qi realized what she was about to say

Ye Wu's voice sounded: "Do you want to save the hero to the United States, be careful that I will beat you together." Then she looked at Xue Qi: "Look at this guy, there is no inner beauty, the only thing you can see is This face, I don't mind using my size 38 feet to give him a facelift for free."

After hearing this, Xue Qi stopped moving.

Ye Wu's actions were so ruthless that the people beside her couldn't bear to look directly at her.

When Ye Wu was tired, she looked at Liu Yiyi: "I didn't bring my mobile phone, do you have money, I'm thirsty."

"You forgot, I just bought a bag, and I've been counting on you this month, and now my pocket is cleaner than my face." Liu Yiyi said helplessly.

Hearing this, Ye Wu put her eyes on the beggar who set up a stall at the school gate, and then walked over: "Can you lend me a few dollars?"

"Return it?" The beggar looked at Ye Wu pitifully.

Ye Wu looked at him sincerely: "No."

Under such circumstances, the beggar could only carefully hold the rice bowl in front of Ye Wu.

Ye Wu was inside, and casually took a 100 yuan ticket: "Thank you!" Then she walked to the nearby shop.

(End of this chapter)