Here comes the vinegar king

Chapter 7 Hair Plucking
Yunling was chased dozens of times, and she was so tired that she was about to die. Seeing that the old man rarely gave her time to relax, she immediately stopped and took a deep breath, and then looked at the beard on the old man's lips. He had really been pulled out by himself, and immediately pointed at the old man and laughed, and finally came to a conclusion very sincerely, and shouted to him from a long distance: "Old man, you are now more than just pretending to look at it." Much more pleasing to the eye!"

Old man Miao was also panting, there are very few people in the world who can tire him out like this, and the tomboy in front of him, who is only fifteen or sixteen years old, is one of the few in his life. The one inside, the last person who could make him so tired, had already retreated for 50 years and had no face to come out.

"You, come here." The old man sat on the boulder and waved to her, "I ask you, where did you learn this footwork?"

With his hips on his hips, Yunling took two steps forward confidently, "There is a kind of person called genius! Old man, genius now allows you to call her aunt!"

Old man Miao has a weird temper. He was able to fight her desperately for a beard before, but now he is still smiling when he is taken advantage of by a little girl, "Genius aunt, come here. You are talented in martial arts!"

Yun Ling suppressed a smile, these lines were so familiar, didn't such a scene appear from time to time in martial arts dramas on TV?The genius boy was walking on the road, and then a strange old man popped out from the side of the road, and said excitedly: "Little brother, I think you have excellent bones, and you are a good material for martial arts, old man. Here is an ancestral martial arts secret book, as long as you worship me." As a teacher, I will teach you martial arts that are invincible in the world!

Old man Miao didn't know that she was brainstorming this classic passage, and seeing her smiling, he thought she believed it, so he moved forward a few times without any trace, "Well, I have an ancestral copy in my hand—"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Yunling laughed loudly, "The old man wants to lie to me?! No way! Let me tell you, I got tired of this trick when I was five years old!"

Old man Miao asked confusedly: "What are you tired of playing? Little girl, come here, come here, as long as you call me master and show me your footwork again, I will teach you the peerless magic!"

Yunling threw a big rock at him: "You old liar!" He ran away as soon as he was done, shouting as he ran: "Baby sister, if you don't come out again, I will let you sleep naked!"

A piece of colorful cloth appeared in the sky, and the colorful cloth actually spoke: "I'm here, I'm here! Yun Xiaoling, you are so good, just watch how I am a hero to save the beauty..."

That piece of colorful cloth was approaching, and old man Miao could see clearly what kind of cloth it was, it was clearly a flock of birds!All kinds of birds!A group of birds attacking themselves with pointed beaks and fluttering wings!
"Ah, girl, I don't mean anything malicious!" Old man Miao jumped into the water with a puff, and the group of bird troops led by the eighth younger sister hovered over his head. They are all waiting for Ba Xiaomei's order.

"Eight little sister!" Yunling shouted on the shore, "Pull his hair off! I'll pick a whole plate of vermilion fruit for you when it's done!"

Eighth Younger Sister was suddenly full of pride, and screamed, and the flock of birds all rushed down, the target: the old man's hair!
The old man was arrogant all his life, but he didn't expect that his beard was pulled out by a little girl first, and now he was besieged by a group of birds. He was really anxious and angry. He rushed left and right in the water and kept cursing. Yunling stood happily on the shore , almost unable to straighten up laughing.

Oops, it's so exhausting!
(End of this chapter)