Marrying the Millennium Zombie

Chapter 1 Crossing
It is said that when I was just born, the trees in the hospital were full of crows, the sky suddenly became gloomy, and thunder rang for no reason.The newborn babies opened their eyes at the same time, stared outside with evil faces, and cried loudly.

The light suddenly went out, and when it came back on.

I saw that I was smiling, and it was so weird.

One of the doctors passed out.I was so scared that another doctor grabbed me and slapped me several times before crying.

According to the doctor at the time, I did not smile like a human being.

For this reason, I listened to it for a long time, and it was really a state where everyone was crying and I was laughing alone.

Today I went to Zhanshan Temple wearing the little leather shoes I just bought, but was dragged away by an old man who is a fortune-teller.

With white beard fluttering and clothes rustling, he really looks like a fairy.He looked at me with a weird smile on his face, and I shivered.I really feel sorry for the doctor who delivered me back then.

"You will marry a thousand-year-old zombie, and you will have extraordinary experiences."

I really want to K him, because of his old age, I don't care about him.There must be something wrong with the brain, this is the bright 21st century, where zombies come.

I ignored him and walked away.

Hear the sound of laughing from behind.I turned around and wanted to slap him fiercely, but the person disappeared, no way!Could it be that I met a fairy descending to enlighten me.

I hurriedly stopped the aunt who sold incense on the roadside: "Did you see that old man with a white beard?" She gave me an angry look: "You are crazy! I saw you standing on the road in the morning Talking to yourself is really bad luck.”

"Ah!" Hell.

Running back, there was a scream.The aunt selling incense on the side of the road shook her head: "If you don't buy my incense, you will know that you will suffer. Poor little pump girl went out and met a ghost and was hit by a car. She must have gone to burn incense at the King of Hades."

My head hurts so much, it's really strange to go out.Why did I feel soft all over, and stretched my waist.When I opened my eyes, I saw a spider lying on the black beam above my head with silk in its mouth, looking at me leisurely.There was the sound of a dog barking outside, and he jumped up.On the ground there were two big roosters with black feathers dangling back and forth in the room, and I slept on an earthen kang.Quickly go to the eyes: it must be an illusion, it must be an illusion.Suddenly seeing the white and tender little hand dangling in front of his eyes, he waved it with certainty.

"Ah!" There was a scream.

A benevolent old man dressed in rough clothes from the Qing Dynasty ran in and hugged me in his arms. "Is my Feng'er hungry? Grandpa will cook the meal in a while." I stared at him with wide eyes and passed out
Woke up and had to face a cruel reality.I traveled through time, and got into the body of a three-year-old girl.People travel through time to be the emperor's wife or something, who are popular and drink spicy food.Why am I so miserable, I still have to be a child.

It is the end of the Qing Dynasty, and this is a remote mountain village.

I tried my best to get out of the house, waving my arms and legs, and went for a walk. It was really boring to stay in this place where no shit happened every day. I didn't even have to watch TV. I really missed the old days.

After finally climbing onto a big rock, I wanted to enjoy the unpolluted natural scenery, so I fell into the hole together with the rock.I touched my stunned head and stood up.There was a big coffin about the size of a palm, and a dead man's bones were exposed inside, staring at me with dark eyes and gloomy eyes.It was full of colorful clusters of poisonous snakes and strange-looking insects. I covered my mouth in fear, and looked at the pile of snakes crawling around my feet in horror.Ever since I was a child, I have been most afraid of snakes, and there are still so many of them. I was so disgusted that I vomited out my morning meal.

While crying and climbing up, I looked at the poisonous snake that was spitting out its core at me: "Don't eat me, don't eat me, I don't taste good at all. You go eat that skull! He is delicious." Accidentally missed the grass above and fell heavily.There is something resting on my butt, I feel it out and have a look.His eyes lit up immediately, what a big gold nugget.

I wiped it and put it in my cloth pocket.I felt something looking at me, my scalp was numb, and my back was cold.The coffin fell apart with a "click", and the bone frame suddenly stood up, shaking its head from side to side.Standing up from the coffin, he smiled sinisterly at me.I desperately grabbed the grass and climbed up, shouting loudly: "Help! Help! There are skulls who are going to eat people."

He staggered towards me with a rancid smell, and Bai Sensen's bone frame seemed to be broken at any moment.Standing below, turning the skull head, looking at my shaking feet, stretched out my fleshless white bony hands to pull me, I was so scared that I kicked around, picked up the stone at hand and threw it at him, seeing that his arm was broken It fell to the ground in two.I hurriedly kicked my legs and finally climbed up, trotting all the way.A rancid stench was blowing along the wind, and it felt like someone was following me.

I ran into the yard and saw my grandpa drinking tea on the kang, screaming and ran into the house and threw myself into grandpa's arms.Grandpa looked at the door and looked at me suspiciously: "Feng'er, did you take something from someone else?"

I covered the gold nugget and shook my head vigorously.Grandpa stroked my head and smiled, which made me feel a little guilty.He took out a small stack of charms from his pocket and pasted them on the door and windows.I saw something standing outside the window looking at me.The gloomy skeleton stared at me with vicious and resentful eyes.

I got into Grandpa's arms in fear, and clutched the gold nugget vigorously, so that I wouldn't spit out what I got.You don't need it after you die, so don't be so stingy and just give it to me.I really don't understand how greedy for money after death, it is possible that I want to stay in the underworld to marry a concubine.

Thinking that I can use it to buy a beautiful house in modern times, meet handsome guys, and go to see my favorite Mingdao.The more I thought about it, the more beautiful it became, and I fell asleep in my grandfather's arms.

The next day, I followed my grandfather to work in the field, and I was bored and made it on the ground with a root in my mouth.Smashing the sweet juice in the grass, listening to the crickets and grasshoppers screaming all over the ground, he spat the grass on the ground angrily: "You scream again, I will roast and eat you."

It's really pitiful in this poor ancient time, eating pancakes and pickles every day without even a meat star.My mouth is broken, I really miss the modern steak and chicken legs.I lay in the grass, tilting this head.Depressed, I really don't know when I can go back, or never.

Bored, he picked up a wooden stick and dug the ground, and the bones of a dead man emerged from the ground.I quickly got up from the ground, and spat unluckily.Resentfully, the wooden stick in his hand was still on the ground, and he kicked him vigorously: "Why do I meet you dangling in front of my eyes every day?" A ray of colorful light shot out from the soil, and I hurriedly pushed the soil away.Bai Sensen wore a jade ring on his bone.I caught him with my eyes shining, and accidentally broke two of his hand bones.Busy worship him: Don't blame me, I will burn paper money for you when I get rich.

Wipe it and look at it, it's really good, it must be sold for a lot of money in Hyundai.Not to mention that this poor place is not rubbish, there are quite a lot of good things.I closed my eyes and felt intoxicated for a while, as if I saw a beautiful villa, a stylish BMW, and a cool handsome guy waving to me.

(End of this chapter)