Marrying the Millennium Zombie

Chapter 5 The Weird Bird
He shook his head, "What you see is the original god I cultivated." I drooled, "Can you show me again."

He waved his wings: "No, grandpa said I can't play with children every day." "I grabbed his wings and you call me a child. I'm not older than you and dare to call me a child."

"Don't tell me you are seven thousand years old"

He took the feathers on his wings and counted them: "I practice once every 3000 years, and I have practiced sixty times so far." I fainted and came to a conclusion that nothing can be compared here, but age cannot be compared.

I'm too lazy to talk to him again.

"Ah!" My life screamed.

A group of dead people with no arms and no legs floated past my eyes, and they were full of stench.My eyeballs fluttered in fright, and then I saw the dead bird leave me and fly away.

A big river with black water billowing and smelling stinking appeared in front of my eyes, in which heads and hands kept coming up and floating down.There was a small boat parked there, and those ghosts rushed to climb onto the small boat.Some were pushed into the water by their companions, and some stepped on the air and fell, and there were bursts of desolate screams.

I touched goosebumps and moved over in a panic.Two ghosts pushed me from behind and almost fell into the river.

The boss of the boat shook his hand at me, and I immediately ran over to please him.He swept those ghosts into the river with one pole, so cruel that when I die, I will bring my own boat.

"Is Feng Wang going to cross the river?" He looked at me and smiled flatteringly, but I felt that his smile was inappropriate.Although I don't know why they are called Fengwang.However, there is only one boat here and I have no choice, so I have no choice but to pretend to be the Phoenix King.I climbed up and nodded, but when he saw that I was on the boat, he stopped talking to me.Why do I feel like I'm on a thief ship.He rolled the boat into the middle of the river, stood on the boat and sneered at me.

I looked at him in fear "what do you want to do?"

He looked at me in disgust: "You have caused us Pluto so badly, you still dare to come to our underworld. If it weren't for you, the old Pluto would not have died, and now there is no king in the underworld and the mess is all due to you, a bad woman. "

"I'm not some Phoenix King, I just came here to find someone."

"You still want to lie to me. Although I haven't seen Feng Wang, the wings on your body are unmistakable." I pointed at him: "You, what do you want to do?"

He laughed loudly: "I will let you fall into this river of the underworld so that you will never be reborn, so as to comfort the spirit of the old Hades in heaven"

I waved my big wings and looked at him in horror. I knew that I would not help that female ghost if I was killed.Now that I am dying, who will help me spend money.He stretched out his pole to poke me, which made me scream "ah! ah!"

"You idiot, don't you have wings? What a stupid bird that can't even fly."

I looked up at the strange bird: "I, I."

I swung it but I couldn't fly. I felt like I was going to fall into the water when I swung the pole, so I couldn't stop screaming.Someone hit me on the top of the head; "Stupid bird, you have already flown." Really!I literally fly.I proudly flew twice around the head of the boss of the boat.

He anxiously yelled at me: "Stupid bird, be careful and fall into the river after a while without strength."

I was really hit by what he said, and I felt that my wings were getting heavier and heavier. Why is this river so wide? I was so tired that I only panted.As I flew lower and lower, a hand reached out from the river and grabbed my wing.

"Ah! Help! Help."

The strange bird quickly grabbed my other wing, and I felt like I was going to be torn to pieces.A bunch of dead men were pulled out of the water by me.Regardless, I flapped my wings desperately and flew to the shore.

The pile of dead people kept thanking me, and I waved my wings.There is no reason why death is worse than life. I thought that death would be a blessing.

Fortunately, I didn't think about committing suicide, otherwise I would regret it all the time.I began to envy that stupid bird, which can live to tens of thousands of years.

He landed on the ground and turned into a human form, panting heavily.I touched his little face and looked at him lustfully.It would be nice to have such a person as my husband. I will live a long life if I see a handsome guy who will never grow old every day.

"You are really a stupid woman who dares to come to the underworld. They are all loyal servants of the king of the underworld." I gave him an aggrieved look: "I am not a Phoenix king, they recognized the wrong person."

He hit me hard on the head: "That's because you have already reincarnated 99 times and drank Mengpo soup so you don't remember that you are Phoenix King."

I got up and looked around. This place is so gloomy and gloomy, it's really not a place for people to stay.Seeing a hanged ghost sticking out his tongue and smiling at me, he quickly hid behind the strange bird.

Woo hoo, hoo hoo.I really don't want to come to this place when I die, it's so scary.

"Don't you want to go to Ghost Valley? It's right in front, where the snake god is guarding. He used to be the person who most opposed you being with Hades, you have to be careful."

Leaving me flapping my wings and flying away, I want to cry, I'm so pitiful!

It's better to rely on yourself than others!Who told me to be greedy for money, I knew it was so dangerous and said nothing.

The dirt who patted his butt stood up.What the strange bird said was just ahead, I looked at the dark grove and it was really scary.Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, bless me, don't let me encounter any strange things again.

It's really quiet inside, not even a bird that can sing.I shook my head and looked left and right in fear, humming a bold little song, I will love you for another 1000 years.Suddenly something appeared in the bushes and flashed colorful lights. When I got closer, I said, "Wow, what a beautiful flower." I didn't expect such a beautiful flower in this ghost forest.The green leaves opened a yellow flower, delicate and beautiful.My eyes are bright, if this is brought back to modern times, it will definitely sell for a lot of money.Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my buttocks.

"Ah!" What did I see?The leaf of the broken flower actually bit the feathers on my back, and kept devouring it: "Help! There are flowers eating people. Help! Some flowers are eating people."

"Please, can you order some fresh ones, I don't eat people. Don't you let me eat myself, you think I'm as idiot as you!"

I looked around: "Who is talking."

"I'm the idiot talking." I watched his petals open and close and spit out human words. "Ah!" Monster, monster.

"Flowers eating people are monsters, what is that person eating flowers?" I blinked my eyes and answered honestly: "I don't know."

"Help! People eat flowers. Help! People eat flowers."

Want to cry but have no tears, I apply to die and go to heaven.

"You broken flower, let go of my tail." I pulled it out hard. "If you don't let me go, I won't let you go." I touched him with my foot, but he bit off the shoe: "You scoundrel, you monster, let me go, you can eat people and die and go to hell."

"Don't worry, I'm already in hell."

"My tail is not tasty and has no meat"

"I like to chew bones"

I was gone, I dragged my tail desperately and finally pulled it out, not a single bald feather was left.The big one with broken flowers jumped at me, I turned around and ran, and it chased after me.God, when will flowers be able to run.That strange bird didn't even come to save me.

A small green leaf ran the fastest and bit my arm.I was so scared that I pulled the hairpin from my head and stabbed him. The little leaf shrank back when it saw it. Could it be,,,

(End of this chapter)