Marrying the Millennium Zombie

Chapter 8 The White Brocade Robe
"One person is so happy."

Turning back was a man wearing a white brocade robe and a jade belt tied around his waist.There was a cunning light like a fox in his eyes, and he smelled blood coming from him.I blinked at him.

His eyes were shining with treachery: "I will take you to a fun place, okay?" He still wanted to lie to me, maybe he is a monster that eats people.I shook my hand: "No, no, grandpa said that adults like to lie to children."

There was a fierce light in his eyes, and his fangs were exposed on his mouth, and he rushed towards me.

"Don't come here, I don't like it, I have money to buy bones for you to eat." He laughed loudly: "Who in the world doesn't know that drinking the blood of the Phoenix King can regenerate the body and increase the morality of thousands of years."

Woohoo, woohoo when did I become a tonic.

Seeing him jumping over and pulling out the phoenix hairpin on his head, he closed his eyes and stabbed at him, and there was no movement for a long time.When I opened my eyes, I saw a leather bag placed in front of me, and it smelled foul.

I use my foot to pay attention to something

"Don't step on me, don't step on me, it hurts." It was the man's voice.

My eyes stared straight, I knew the fox spirit, the snake spirit, and I didn't know there was a leather bag spirit, so I ran away as fast as I could.

My biggest hobby now is looking at my baby every day, eating and sleeping, it's so cool.

Take out the broken book from your arms, open the first page: Do you want to get rich?I drooled and nodded

Then rob the tomb!My eyes light up.

It is said that half of the world's treasures are buried in ancient tombs, as long as you learn this book, you will become a rich man in this world. "Wow" precious book!Study hard and study hard.

Finally, one day, I decided to practice with Grandfather Wang. According to Grandma Wang, she boasted that her ancestor was a minister.There must be a lot of treasures in there, I am drooling.

Every tomb has ventilation openings, and tomb robbers usually look for such places to enter.I wandered around the tomb for a long time but couldn't find it, so I sat on the ground in frustration.My hair was dizzy, and my feet were heavy and I crawled home.

After a year and eight days my hard work finally paid off.

I slowly climbed in excitedly with the Panlong Claw and the self-made corpse-dissolving pill in my mouth, almost turning my nose in anger.A rotten broken coffin was lying in a rotten coffin as big as a palm, with green hair all over his body and eyes staring at my old man with long nails.

He pouted bitterly: "Why don't you go out and tell me that I wasted a year of effort, do you know how many treasures I have lost, why are you so unlovable as a ghost."

Forget it, people don't play with ghosts, and they hang their heads weakly and climb up.

When I sleep at night, I feel someone pinching my neck, it is the skull. "Fuck, let me waste a year and dare to choke me, and tomorrow I will burn you and feed you to the pigs."

He let go of my neck and looked at me with resentment in his eyes: "Why am I being bullied while I'm alive, and I'm still angry with you when I'm dead." He walked away pitifully with his head drooping and his tongue sticking out, I really felt a little sympathetic to him, No, give him two pieces of gold someday, or find him a beauty to accompany him in the underworld.Poor people are more hateful, I'd better go to sleep!

When I went out for a stroll in the morning, I was stopped by two idiots.They shook their heads and rushed towards me: "I heard that you got a lot of treasures and hand them over quickly, otherwise I will make you look good."

I gritted my teeth, it's okay to take my life, but it's better to take my life than to take my things.

Pounced on them, biting, scratching and holding them, the two of them fell to the ground.I spat out the pieces of clothes and minced meat in my mouth, and looked at the two of them viciously: "If you want my life again, I will chop you up and eat you raw."

The two Erlangzi looked at me getting up from the ground with pale and terrified expressions, and it turned out that the two of them unanimously and sincerely asked me to be their boss, and they were full of knowledge and had a bright future.

I got two tall assistants and free laborers. Of course, they were a bit taller than my five-year-old, but they were just two seven- or eight-year-old kids.

After studying the ancient books assiduously, I led them to rob ancient tombs all the way, and the ancient tombs in the surrounding hundred miles were almost swept away by us.Except the ones hidden deep underground.What is depressing is that ghosts come to my door every three days and want to return their stuff. I feel sorry for them, they are all cheapskates.If I die and spend all the money in advance, it won't be cheaper for others, you can't blame me.

I looked at the baby buried in the room and laughed wildly. Tomorrow I will be full and I must go out and make a big deal to celebrate my coming of age in ancient times.

Grandpa went out for a walk in the evening, and I sat on the chair bored.I took out the babies and blew on them one by one, and a mouthful of water flowed out. What a good thing! "Feng'er" looked up dumbfounded when he heard someone calling my name.A person floated in from the door, her gloomy face was pale and frightening, even if I was killed, I wouldn't be stupid enough to think she was a person.

She smiled at me and waved at me, and I grabbed the pillow next to me and threw it at her in fear.She looked at me pitifully: "Feng'er, you don't know me anymore, I'm your mother! You don't know how much I miss you underground." After speaking, she shed a few tears.

I covered my eyes and looked at her through my fingers: "Why are you looking for me when you're dead? You go away, I'm afraid to see you." When she walked up to me, the tears in her eyes flowed even more: "Mother can't help it. I just came to look for you, an evil spirit saw that your sister was going to be a concubine, and wanted to ask you to rescue your sister."

"What?" I almost didn't jump up, go see a ghost and see you!Still a ghost.Last time I let that female ghost harm me so badly, this time I won't help the ghost any more.Seeing her gloomy face was really scary, I forced a grin at her and sneaked out the door while she was not on guard.

He ran to the well in front of Grandma Wang's house in one breath and panted heavily.Hearing the sound of rushing water coming from below, whoever came to carry the water at night could not be Grandma Wang!It was so dark inside that I couldn't see clearly, so I stretched my neck and looked down hard: "Who's down here!" I heard a young woman's voice: "Come down! I'm fine." The one who claimed to be my mother The female ghost might be nearby, I'd better go down!It's better to be with people than with ghosts.

strange woman
I slowly walked down the stone steps while holding the stone wall in the well, and immediately my scalp became numb and my legs and feet trembled.Apart from the swaying water, there was no one at all, and my hair was standing on end, and I was sweating coldly.Who is that person who Sarah just spoke to?Could it be a ghost too!Oh my God!I must have done too many bad things, so go home and burn incense.Climbing up tremblingly, he accidentally slipped and fell into the water.

When I got up from the water, I found a human head floating on the water. I saw her smiling at me through the moonlight.A pair of peach eyes, willow eyebrows, ruddy lips.She raised eyebrows at me coquettishly: "Do you like this place?" I shuddered all over and quickly shook my hand: "This place is too crowded when I come alone, so don't be polite."

She looked at me with a strange face, stretched out a blistered white hand from the water and picked up her head: "Look, I won't squeeze it when I lift my head up." I swallowed and grabbed the wall. While climbing up, Shishi put on a perfunctory smile: "You are so beautiful even if you are a ghost, but I am so ugly to be a ghost, it must scare people to death."

(End of this chapter)