Mrs. Yipin's Farmer's Wife
Chapter 815 A detailed work
Chapter 815 A detailed work (1)
"Really?" Liu Liu was dubious.
Yi Zhiyun said sternly: "Of course not, isn't it just bedwetting? Liuliu is still young, bedwetting is normal, come, dad will help you change your clothes." As he spoke, he wanted to lift his daughter's quilt and hug her.
"No!" Liu Liu refused, and said earnestly, "Father, Liu Liu is a girl, so father can't help Liu Liu change!"
"Dad changed your diapers when you were a child!" Yi Zhiyun tapped his daughter's forehead, but naturally he didn't use much force, "Or do you despise Daddy for being clumsy?"
"No!" Liu Liu hurriedly shook her head, "But...but Liu Liu is a girl! Mom said girls can't let boys take off their clothes! Dad is a boy!"
Yi Zhiyun was stunned, he agreed with this, but his father was also excluded? "Not even dad?"
"Father is a boy!" Liu Liu admitted his death.
Yi Zhiyun smiled, "Okay, dad, go get someone to change it for you? Who do you want to change it for you? Mother Gu or Mother Luo?"
"No!" Liu Liu shook her head vigorously, "They will tell mother! Mother said that I am the eldest daughter and cannot wet the bed!"
"I told them not to tell your mother!"
"They listen to mother!" Liu Liu didn't believe it, "Father, you don't know them well, they listen to mother more than you!"
Yi Zhiyun rubbed his nose, "What does Liu Liu want?"
"I'll change it myself!" Liu Liu resolutely said, "Father, go and get me some clothes, and, you need to help me change this quilt, and... bed sheets, and secretly take them to wash, don't let anyone see them! "
Yi Zhiyun couldn't stop laughing in his heart, but he still nodded seriously, "Okay, I promise you, let's destroy the corpse together!"
"Father..." Liu Liu felt guilty for doing something bad, "Are we bad?"
"Father is with you, don't be afraid!" Yi Zhiyun patted his daughter's head, "Father hurry up to get the clothes, lest you catch a cold."
"Hot water is needed!" Liu Liu hurriedly said.
Yi Zhiyun naturally agreed.
Therefore, in the next half an hour, the father and daughter teamed up to destroy the evidence of bedwetting. Fortunately, Princess Liuliu knew how to wear clothes even though she was trained by her mother. Although the process was very difficult, in the end it was still After putting it on, as for the wiping part, it was even more thrilling, but fortunately, it was successfully completed.
When she took her father to the washing room with a pile of evidence, and watched her father wash the evidence, she finally felt relieved, but she didn't realize that they didn't see a single person along the way, and the people in the washing room also disappeared collectively.
"Father, you don't need to tell mother?" On the way back, Princess Liuliu whispered while lying on his father's sad face.
With his daughter on his back, Yi Zhiyun smiled and said, "Of course."
"Father is so kind!" Liuliu rubbed his father's back, the more he rubbed, the more comfortable he felt, "Father, don't hug Liuliu in the future, but carry Liuliu on your back, okay?"
"Okay." Yi Zhiyun replied, "But why?"
Liu Liu laughed, "It's more comfortable this way." Then he said: "Father, have you ever carried mother on your back?"
"Of course." Yi Zhiyun said with a smile, "When your mother was young, dad carried her back home from the city, and he had to carry her for a long distance."
"Is that mother very happy?" Liu Liu asked.
Yi Zhiyun replied: "Of course, just give Liu Liu the same happiness."
"From now on, father will also carry mother!" Liu Liu said, "I will also carry Liu Liu!"
"it is good."
"Also!" Liu Liu remembered a very important thing, "Father, don't make your mother tired every time you come back, okay?"
Yi Zhiyun almost dropped his daughter, and coughed heavily, "Liu Liu, where did you hear that?"
"Liu Liu thought of it herself!" Liu Liu felt a little strange, "Why do father and mother ask Liu Liu like this? Liu Liu is so smart, of course he thought of it by himself? Father, mother sleeps late every time you come back. Get up, and sometimes... mother's neck is red, are you bullying mother? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to bully mother! Liu Liu likes father, but she likes mother even more. If you bully mother, Liu Liu Let me avenge my mother!"
The corners of Yi Zhiyun's mouth twitched, "Liu Liu, father is not bullying mother, but..." I wanted to explain it to my daughter, but how can I explain this to a four-year-old child? "Okay, father promised Liu Liu that he will treat mother well in the future! But Liu Liu must also promise father that you must not tell others these words, otherwise people will think that your mother and I have quarreled, and they will laugh at us."
"Okay!" Liu Liu readily agreed, "As long as father doesn't bully mother, Liu Liu will obey father's orders!"
"Father promises that I will never bully your mother!" Yi Zhiyun vowed secretly, even if he "bullies" in the future, he must be careful, lest his precious daughter tell everyone about their husband and wife's boudoir.
Liu Liu was finally relieved, "Father, let's go and play with the emperor's uncle, shall we?"
"it is good."
Because of her father, who has been there for thousands of years, little girl Liu Liu has no psychological burden even if she does something bad, and she is very proud to tell her mother that she has taught her father a lesson, and his father will not bully her again in the future. up.
Now it's all right, her father's ten thousand warnings have been thrown away again, directly making her father and mother feel ashamed.
Although the estrangement between the siblings could not be said to be completely dissipated, it was better than at the beginning, so the dinner that night was very pleasant, and of course the happiest one was Princess Liuliu.
After eating and drinking enough, she pestered her emperor's uncle to play around again, and her eyelids started to fight, so she reluctantly let her father leave with her on his back.
After being sent back to the room, the husband and wife also went back to the room.
"Playing with your daughter all afternoon destroying corpses and destroying traces, are you happy?"
Yi Zhiyun pinned him down, "I'm happy, but madam, isn't our daughter too honest?"
"What is the husband referring to?" Liu Qiao raised his eyebrows.
Yi Zhiyun was angry and funny, "Apart from the fact that I bullied you, what else can there be?"
"Isn't it good to be so filial?"
Yi Zhiyun lowered his head and buried it on her neck, "But we lost all face, what should we do now?"
"Go and teach your daughter a lesson if you have the ability." Liu Qiao pushed him away, "Your wife, I want to rest, so go!"
"Even you don't want me?"
Liu Qiao raised his eyebrows, "You promised your daughter not to bully me anymore? Why? Want to talk back? I'll say who learned your daughter's habit of always talking without counting, so it's you!"
Yi Zhiyun directly reached out and grabbed the man back, "What? Don't worry?"
Liu Qiao stopped playing, knew what he was talking about, turned around, and found a comfortable position to lie in his arms, "Master Husband, married a narrow-minded woman, you have to be careful in the future! "
(End of this chapter)
"Really?" Liu Liu was dubious.
Yi Zhiyun said sternly: "Of course not, isn't it just bedwetting? Liuliu is still young, bedwetting is normal, come, dad will help you change your clothes." As he spoke, he wanted to lift his daughter's quilt and hug her.
"No!" Liu Liu refused, and said earnestly, "Father, Liu Liu is a girl, so father can't help Liu Liu change!"
"Dad changed your diapers when you were a child!" Yi Zhiyun tapped his daughter's forehead, but naturally he didn't use much force, "Or do you despise Daddy for being clumsy?"
"No!" Liu Liu hurriedly shook her head, "But...but Liu Liu is a girl! Mom said girls can't let boys take off their clothes! Dad is a boy!"
Yi Zhiyun was stunned, he agreed with this, but his father was also excluded? "Not even dad?"
"Father is a boy!" Liu Liu admitted his death.
Yi Zhiyun smiled, "Okay, dad, go get someone to change it for you? Who do you want to change it for you? Mother Gu or Mother Luo?"
"No!" Liu Liu shook her head vigorously, "They will tell mother! Mother said that I am the eldest daughter and cannot wet the bed!"
"I told them not to tell your mother!"
"They listen to mother!" Liu Liu didn't believe it, "Father, you don't know them well, they listen to mother more than you!"
Yi Zhiyun rubbed his nose, "What does Liu Liu want?"
"I'll change it myself!" Liu Liu resolutely said, "Father, go and get me some clothes, and, you need to help me change this quilt, and... bed sheets, and secretly take them to wash, don't let anyone see them! "
Yi Zhiyun couldn't stop laughing in his heart, but he still nodded seriously, "Okay, I promise you, let's destroy the corpse together!"
"Father..." Liu Liu felt guilty for doing something bad, "Are we bad?"
"Father is with you, don't be afraid!" Yi Zhiyun patted his daughter's head, "Father hurry up to get the clothes, lest you catch a cold."
"Hot water is needed!" Liu Liu hurriedly said.
Yi Zhiyun naturally agreed.
Therefore, in the next half an hour, the father and daughter teamed up to destroy the evidence of bedwetting. Fortunately, Princess Liuliu knew how to wear clothes even though she was trained by her mother. Although the process was very difficult, in the end it was still After putting it on, as for the wiping part, it was even more thrilling, but fortunately, it was successfully completed.
When she took her father to the washing room with a pile of evidence, and watched her father wash the evidence, she finally felt relieved, but she didn't realize that they didn't see a single person along the way, and the people in the washing room also disappeared collectively.
"Father, you don't need to tell mother?" On the way back, Princess Liuliu whispered while lying on his father's sad face.
With his daughter on his back, Yi Zhiyun smiled and said, "Of course."
"Father is so kind!" Liuliu rubbed his father's back, the more he rubbed, the more comfortable he felt, "Father, don't hug Liuliu in the future, but carry Liuliu on your back, okay?"
"Okay." Yi Zhiyun replied, "But why?"
Liu Liu laughed, "It's more comfortable this way." Then he said: "Father, have you ever carried mother on your back?"
"Of course." Yi Zhiyun said with a smile, "When your mother was young, dad carried her back home from the city, and he had to carry her for a long distance."
"Is that mother very happy?" Liu Liu asked.
Yi Zhiyun replied: "Of course, just give Liu Liu the same happiness."
"From now on, father will also carry mother!" Liu Liu said, "I will also carry Liu Liu!"
"it is good."
"Also!" Liu Liu remembered a very important thing, "Father, don't make your mother tired every time you come back, okay?"
Yi Zhiyun almost dropped his daughter, and coughed heavily, "Liu Liu, where did you hear that?"
"Liu Liu thought of it herself!" Liu Liu felt a little strange, "Why do father and mother ask Liu Liu like this? Liu Liu is so smart, of course he thought of it by himself? Father, mother sleeps late every time you come back. Get up, and sometimes... mother's neck is red, are you bullying mother? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to bully mother! Liu Liu likes father, but she likes mother even more. If you bully mother, Liu Liu Let me avenge my mother!"
The corners of Yi Zhiyun's mouth twitched, "Liu Liu, father is not bullying mother, but..." I wanted to explain it to my daughter, but how can I explain this to a four-year-old child? "Okay, father promised Liu Liu that he will treat mother well in the future! But Liu Liu must also promise father that you must not tell others these words, otherwise people will think that your mother and I have quarreled, and they will laugh at us."
"Okay!" Liu Liu readily agreed, "As long as father doesn't bully mother, Liu Liu will obey father's orders!"
"Father promises that I will never bully your mother!" Yi Zhiyun vowed secretly, even if he "bullies" in the future, he must be careful, lest his precious daughter tell everyone about their husband and wife's boudoir.
Liu Liu was finally relieved, "Father, let's go and play with the emperor's uncle, shall we?"
"it is good."
Because of her father, who has been there for thousands of years, little girl Liu Liu has no psychological burden even if she does something bad, and she is very proud to tell her mother that she has taught her father a lesson, and his father will not bully her again in the future. up.
Now it's all right, her father's ten thousand warnings have been thrown away again, directly making her father and mother feel ashamed.
Although the estrangement between the siblings could not be said to be completely dissipated, it was better than at the beginning, so the dinner that night was very pleasant, and of course the happiest one was Princess Liuliu.
After eating and drinking enough, she pestered her emperor's uncle to play around again, and her eyelids started to fight, so she reluctantly let her father leave with her on his back.
After being sent back to the room, the husband and wife also went back to the room.
"Playing with your daughter all afternoon destroying corpses and destroying traces, are you happy?"
Yi Zhiyun pinned him down, "I'm happy, but madam, isn't our daughter too honest?"
"What is the husband referring to?" Liu Qiao raised his eyebrows.
Yi Zhiyun was angry and funny, "Apart from the fact that I bullied you, what else can there be?"
"Isn't it good to be so filial?"
Yi Zhiyun lowered his head and buried it on her neck, "But we lost all face, what should we do now?"
"Go and teach your daughter a lesson if you have the ability." Liu Qiao pushed him away, "Your wife, I want to rest, so go!"
"Even you don't want me?"
Liu Qiao raised his eyebrows, "You promised your daughter not to bully me anymore? Why? Want to talk back? I'll say who learned your daughter's habit of always talking without counting, so it's you!"
Yi Zhiyun directly reached out and grabbed the man back, "What? Don't worry?"
Liu Qiao stopped playing, knew what he was talking about, turned around, and found a comfortable position to lie in his arms, "Master Husband, married a narrow-minded woman, you have to be careful in the future! "
(End of this chapter)
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